/asean/
You are currently reading a thread in /int/ - International
what's the point of living past 70 years?
you're too old to do anything by then
my great granma and her sis are still alive,what should I ask them?
famallam
>>51601054
All my grandma does nowadays is complain.
>>51601054
We could play video games desu
I mean all of us when we're old anyway
>>51601054
>Live till 100 years old
>Get 100,000 pesos from Binay
2nd for lewd
THREADLY REMINDER THAT ANIME IS GAY
>>51601134
All my grandma does nowadays is worrying about how I eat tbqh
You get to see the world changing... unless your knees are already fucked up by then.
I mean there's a black dude that's like 70 years old who were imprisoned by amerifat cops for 40 years or so and when he was out he was excited and shit.
>>51601054
You can talk shit about everyone you know and no one will get mad at you. That's what my grandmother does at least.
>>51601190
>>51601134
All my grandma does is call my phone to ask me to come next door and move furniture for her
Never even calls me over for tea ;_;
>>51601230
Wasn't that Shawshank Redemption?
>>51601054
You touch the cunny of young girls and you cant get jailed for it
>>51601054
Seeing your grand daughters become slut
>>51601269
It probably also happened IRL considering it is the US
>>51601269
nah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrH6UMYAVsk
>>51601054
>what's the point of living past 50 years
FTFY
except you're some kind of important scholar of course
Please post girls from your country that looks good with tattoos
>Who will you vote for in 2016?
none of them desu
What's her name /asean/?
You know who am I talking about. Let it out.
>>51601326
>1:55
I fucking love that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB7UIlLbh9Q
>>51601421
Just vote for all female lineup
>>51601425
Alice Gonzaga
>>51601425
Vice Ganda
>>51601461
why
>>51601425
Rei Ayanami
>She will never be real
>>51601488
I drew her for you senpai
>>51601054
I just want to die in a battle in young age. What's the point of living anyway
>>51601425
Bea Benedicto ;_;
>>51601637
well y dont u fite me irl then u lil cunt
>>51601399
>>51601549
do it for keks
Philippine politics doesnt matter when Hacienda Luisita is still under Cojuangco's control
>>51601054
Has Cambobia ever posted here?
>>51601637
Why don't you hug Najib and press the button
>>51601553
>not even human
>>51601731
expat
or was that the Laos flag?
>>51601694
Anytime. I always walk at sketchy area waiting hoping for something bad to happen but that doesn't happen to me yet
>>51601637
ISIS?
>>51601800
Why not fighting ISIS?
How can /asean/ escape the 20% weekly interest by the poo in loo lender
>>51601848
Go for it.
>>51601868
Indians here are poor t bh
>>51601875
Do you think k*rds like m'lays
>>51601868
By going to the designated loaning places instead of poo in loo lenders
what if when we die,we are reborn as another being
I want a reroll
please be an ayylmao in the next life
>>51601945
I want to be a guy in my next life
>>51601945
I DONT WANT TO BE A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE
>>51601637
THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS
Hi, guys.
Happy advent.
I just want to ask fellow Filipinos about gun laws in the Philippines.
I read that no foreigner can obtain guns legally, even if they have residence and married to a native.
Is this true? Would I be required to go through naturalization for citizenship to obtain guns, or are there ways around?
Also, are the gun laws communist tier strict, or can you buy pretty much anything converted to semi-auto?
How do make our country not shit?
>>51602169
>Live in Davao
>Let Communist be your personal army
There's no need for guns anon
>>51602169
go away breivik
>>51601945
I want to be slutty girl who pleases oldmen for money.
>>51602169
I only have my machete
>>51601425
Atirah. She's perfect for me. But she's a goddamn Muslim. Why did Islam infect M'laysia hundreds of years ago. Shit.
>>51601945
i wanna be a cute girl to see what it feels like to be the center of attention
not in a rapey country tho
>>51602260
>not having guns to go JUST with
sissy cucck pls leave
>>51602463
meme accent t b h
>>51602260
>"Pope putang ina ka, umwi ka na. Wag ka nang magbisita dito"
Holy shit, did this brew a huge shitstorm?
Also, my OC
>>51602277
But he dindu nuffin
need mo money for dem letters
>>51602320
You probably don't bring that out with you, I guess.
>>51598628
Lost his Empire to small Serbia.
>>51601118
Baka, of course not. Indon girl actually assaulted me just to get my attention, she tapped her finger on my shoulder to get my attention after our criminal law seminar. Then she started talking about animu society :3
>>51602463
Her accent makes me puke.
>>51602561
Yes he lost supporters
Cant wait for Sunday for priests to tell its followers to not vote for that guy or maybe forgive i dunno
>>51601488
>>51601731
>>51602169
>>51602561
>sextourist & diaspora
>>51601611
delet dis im offended
>>51601054
What's the most christian country in South east asia?
>>51602321
Is it haram for a muslim girl to be with a kafir?
>>51602747
Memelaysia
>>51602747
philipines
>>51602589
was she qt? :3
>>51602561
it's for home defense
its safe where I am at desu
>>51602748
>>51602747
Your son East Timor :3
>>51602748
no, I'm going to watch animu with a moeslim girl in 2 hours and im catholic
>>51601425
Emari
>>51602688
>sextourist
hey I'm not...
>& diaspora
you win this round
>>51602775
vietnam a best
ho chi minh a best
>>51602747
malaysia
39% christian
>>51602803
>indon girl
>was she qt? :3
>>51602688
>almost 2016
>still no Views from the 6
>>51602828
Nice
>>51602828
yes i know, their girls are cute
>>51602688
hello i am flip diaspora, i will come to SEA using my dollarydoos to be sex tourist
>>51602824
which diaspora are you,pal?
cambodian? is that why you asked?
>>51602828
>Vietnamese Lenin
>best
>>51602812
Watch out for her brothers
>>51602896
yep
>>51602851
>weeb
no, thanks
>>51601054
Heh, I plan to life one thousand years more, thoigh.
>>51602847
lol.
Nice job converting Poortugal
>>51602851
Hey minang girls are qt t bh. I swear to God, even the servers in restaurant and salesgirls are qt.
That feel when no weeb console/handheld/games
>>51602812
>>51602847
>>51602800
>>51602775
>>51602803
>>51602688
>>51602653
>>51602547
>>51602463
>>51602397
>>51602321
>>51602320
WHY DID WE FUCKING ABANDON YOU?
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN CHRISTIAN...
JUST LOOK AT EAST-TIMOR
NOW YOU WORSHIP A CHILD RAPIST 2000 MILES AWAY
>bule are on this thread
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51602747
M'laysia. Because it's truly Asia
>>51602987
I know, but they are all materialistic
>>51602914
very rude implication,imo
we are at an understanding with the muslims ITT
Hi
Is this the Philippine thread?
>>51602688
No
>>51602803
Oh,
>>51602747
Anything Spain and Portugal touched inappropriately over longer time
>>51603000
85% what year is that?
>>51603072
yes
>>51603000
Trips.. Senpai finally you understand. Please invade us again. Purge us from the Muslim Malay filth please..
>>51601553
Asuka is best girl u dip
>>51603000
>80%
damn,it keeps going down :(
>>51603000
u were too rude desu senpai
>>51602987
maybe because you are also muslim scum 2bh
>>51603000
Dude, almost 30 million is quite a huge number.
I mean, just look at China.
Despite being a communist shithole, it will be one of the largest Christian countries in the world in 30 years or so
>>51603000
>2015
>having a religion
ayy
>>51602929
you born there or are you /sea/men like us?
>>51603000
WE WUZ COLONIST AND SHIET
>>51603081
hue hue lewd desu
>>51602914
rood, /asean/ is a general of peace and tolerance and those who do not follow this ideals are executed.
>>51603129
>Asuka
>not Ritsuko
shit taste senpai
>>51603204
I still laugh that they were included as africans
>>51603000
I'd rather live her than Timor Leste desu
>>51603000
HOL UP
>>51603117
I'm calling sharia police on you.
>>51603000
>>51603130
baka it's 80% roman catholic, 10% other christian, 5% muslim, 5% others
>>51603140
>religion affects attractiveness
>>51603292
>>51603253
>>51603117
>>51603022
Are you christian or secular muslim?
Malay muslim here. Ask me anything.
>>51603299
It does though look at this catholic priest and nun couple
Any protestants here?
I ever heard that you guys don't want to be called Christian. Is this true?
>>51603295
But those 10% includes INC
>>51603299
minorities here tend to be racist and edgy desu
>>51603336
I'm an extremist.
>>51602547
>>51602616
She is cute though better than agnez mo.
>>51603336
Is Orthodox Christian bro tier?
>>51603348
I am sorry if I am basing this n stereotype,but are you by any chance a muslim?
>>51603381
I don't blame them, they probably get bullied by muslims in real life.
>>51603363
Protestant here. That's bullshit.
>>51603348
This is important, Masuzu or Chihuahua?
>>51603400
Of course.
>>51603363
>tfw all my christian friends are catholics
B L E S S E D
>>51603348
Can I ask you anything?
>>51603299
physically, no
but lets admit muzzies are too deluded to understand which is pretty and which is not, thats why they keep fantasizing about korean actress/actor being muslim
>>51603397
Totally
>>51603373
There's a lot of of other Christian groups other than INC desu, like baptist, Jahovah's witnesses, protestants, etc.
>>51603449
Ah okay. Then he was bullshitting me. Thanks lads.
>>51603381
Remember the last bombing is from ching and christian. lel
>>51603451
Chihuahua
>>51603464
Yes
>>51603336
I was raised as a Muslim in a Malay community. But I had enlightenment when I went to university. It doesn't take half a brain to know that Islam is a fucked up religion. The only """"moderate"""" muslims I know are the ones that doesn't follow the teachings that much.
>>51603432
My teacher in islamic school once said that christians are Satan's friends. My MATH teacher.
Some muslims are ok but others are pretty intolerant and tend to bully non-mooses
>>51603432
>>51603535
PROVES
>>51603548
>liking chihuahua
Kill yourself, orange-fag.
>>51603550
Let me culturally enrich you with the message of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>>51603363
protestants are scum, i was persuaded to attend their mass one day, and its literally political brainwash shitfest. they give the attendant a booklet and flyers about conspiracy theory and shit, i meme you not
>>51603599
Are you?
>>51603516
Proly some cultist Christian sect like JEhovah Witness.
>>51603510
Yes, but you must remember they are part of the 10%
But I don't know if they are increasing in memebers or decreasing. I remember there was some scandal that I saw on the news when I was there in July-August.
Couldn't understand much apart from the English sentences
>>51603488
I think this is too much projecting. korean or chinese series not even famous in indonesia right now.
>>51603550
Moderate is a cover word used by westerners to identify non-believers that do not want to reveal that they are not believers so that their friends and families do not kick them out, I got you now. :^)
>>51603498
Alhammudilah
>>51603397
Hum.... Well... It's pretty meme tier... It's the closest christian variant to catholicism,so yeah,I don't mind...
>>51603550
Fine,you have my respect...
>>51603601
I don't like bitches that plays with the MC.
>>51603348
How are atheists seen in your country?
>>51603550
Seriously? All the non practising Malay Muslims I ever met are normie cunts.
>>51603550
Not following teachong too much is applicable to all religion.
Christian hardliners are just as annoying.
>>51603641
Oh that was internal INC civil war, I hope it led to the fall of their cult desu. FBI is also snooping around on their US branch for fraud or tax evasion crimes I think
>>51603685
What if I refuse to accept that Pope Francis is the head of the one true church and Cu-ckus Ordo mass?
>>51603642
right
and lets wait another "X is a muslim"
>>51603713
If they aren't Malay and don't insult islam people really don't care.
>>51603611
I'm an atheist but I'm not planning to tell my parents or friends anytime soon. Honestly if M'laysia allowed Muslim Malays to convert to other religion I would consider Christianity as a second choice (the first being atheist). I don't want to be identified with the most violent religion of modern times. I also want to remove "Muhammad" from my name.
>tfw salafi ideology is creeping in slowly replacing our sufi culture
Scared desu
>>51603699
>hating Masuzu
Literal fag
>>51603611
>yours are bullshit, let me tell you about mine instead
>>51603813
>Muhammad
prepare to get doxxed
>>51603824
>Liking a bitch because she's hot
Literally retarded.
>>51603813
They don't allow changing religion? What kind of fucked up country Malay is actually is?
REMOVE GREEN SKIN
>>51603763
Why would you refuse?He's just a representant of god,god manifests in our world through many ways...
He is preaching peace all over the world,what is the head of the muslim world doing?Oh wait...
>>51603790
what if theyre malay and atheist... do they get harsh looks or someth
>>51603813
Muhammad stop shitposting
>>51603763
War happens :^) last time Orthodox and Catholics fought was during the Yugoslav wars. Catholic Croats and Slovenese wanted independence from Imperialist Orthodox Serbs and Montenegrin :^)
>>51603813
Don't worry anon. You will join your atheist brothers in hell soon enough.
>>51603816
what's the difference?
>>51603903
they're not even allowed to switch religions
>>51603878
>Masuzu
>bitch
Fite me IRL fag. Meet me at reckto tomorrow.
>>51603750
It's pretty fucked up how they acquire new members.
It's almost like Church of Scientology-tier of monetizing themselves.
saved btw
/r/ that image of happy merchant by INC church
>>51603600
Alam sutera bombing.
>>51603903
They get reeducated.
>>51603887
Nice try Chaos waste. However, Green skins spread spores when they die, and those spores produce more and more green skins it's impossibru to remove green skins
>>51603746
>Christian hardliners are just as annoying
Muthafucka. Being annoying and cutting people's heads off while fucking an underage girl are not the same.
goodnight /sea/men
looks like someone else can claim LFS
>>51603914
Not really,Croats btfo'ed the fuck out of orthodoxes...
It was actually Catholic croats vs orthodox serbs vs bosnian/albanian muslims
>>51603813
>i don't believe in religion, so i'll remove my name which i don't believe have any meaning in it
meh, i lost my faith more than 10 years ago, not even close to be old enough to get my first ID back then and i'll still keep my jew name
>>51603813
Do you bottle it all up?
>>51603770
What?
>>51603770
>be celebrity
>wanting to commit suicide by coming out as a jew in public
>wear a kippah for maximum effect
>press conference day
>reporters suddenly screams ARE YOU A MUSLIM NOW
>what
>realize i bought a muslim cap instead
>drop spaghetti
>"y-yes"
>reporters shouting arab chants and blazing ak 47
>mfw
>>51603834
Tips menorah
>>51603941
Salafi is what Wahabism was derived from
It's pretty fucked up.
It's pretty much the ideas any Sunni terrorist group follows
Sufism is actually pretty interesting.
Look it up.
>>51603941
Let's just say that Sufis are more concerned with muttering Allah's name over and over in a Mosque at night than screaming out his name before detonating the bomb.
>>51603969
I know they use Scientology techniques (i.e. threatening to cut off ties with them) to keep their memebers from leaving.
this one?
>>51604032
You really have to read between the lines anon. It's not that he doesn't believe in religion but he deosn't want to be associated with a violent religion. He's the kind of guy that would be muslim or any other shit because it's popular.
>hating each other because of religion
pretty primitive desu
>>51604120
Yes
Thank you filibong
>>51603914
I'll only revert if Singapore K8 poster becomes my gfriend :3
>>51604051
whether one trends is popular or not is irrelevant.
the point is muzzies will keep projecting those people as muslim to stimulate their fantasy further, thats why they mad AF when any attractive actress forsake islam
>all this religion discussion
Go make general at /pol/ if you want to discuss it
>>>/pol/
/int/ is shitposting board, don't dirty it with your faggot discussion.
>>51601425
Michelle
just can't remove from my thoughts no matter what I do
Be honest with me moslemchans, you guys actually drink alcohol dont you?
Alright anons. I have made it my mission to revert everybody in this kind of thread to islam. Remember this anons.
>>51604129
in other words a sensible guy, alright i get it then
>>51604223
yes. It's much more fun than smoking all the time.
>>51604223
yes,my parents know too and they don't mind
>>51603813
>Atheist malay muslim named Muhammad will get extra inspection at the airport
>Me, a jihadist sympathiser walks free because I don't have Arab name
>>51604223
No. I mean why would I want to do it anyway.
>>51604164
np mang, don't forget to upboat 10/10 Felix Manalo film on IMDB
>>51604171
b-b-but K8 is my gf, does the church allow polygamy? :o
Any newly christian converts should change their names to Cristiano
>>51601054
What's the point of living at all?
>>51604223
It's kind of hard to get them desu
>>51603896
But I ain't Muslim. I do know the Russian Orthodox Church is trying to set up gay free internet. Which means....no yaoi and only yuri
good night senpai~
wasting another day without learning again hmm
>>51604183
I don't think so. i think you're putting too much assumptions and projections.
>>51604251
>>51604325
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>51604223
n-no of course i haven't why would i do that haran stuffs anyway
>>51603995
>>51603952
oh that sucks but i guess not uncommon in muslim countries
>>51604325
my name has religious meaning that's how Christian my parents are
>>51604344
The orthodox church is miles away in terms of acceptance...
>>51603896
moslem has no head or leader, m8. Where do you get this information......
NEET HOUR IS APPROACHING GUYS. CLOSE YOUR BROWSER AND GO TO SLEEP. NEET HOUR IS APPROACHING
>>51604365
>"I" don't think so
alright
>>51604444
Checked
>>51604434
>......
Fuck off.
>>51604327
To worship god. Life is like bus stop. You do good here to get enough money to ride the first class bus to heaven. Or you take the free old bus to go to hell. The bus is death in this example.
>>51604359
Didn't you learn that /asean/ is full of faggots ERPers
sleep tight senpai
>>51604223
No way not even smoking.
>>51604359
you did learn something, that yurism is the one true religion that will unite the world, all hail yuri
>>51604444
quads has spoken. Good night lads. May Allah bless you and grant you a loli wife.
>>51604223
I don't drink, I don't smoke either. Not because of religion but I can use that money to buy gaymes instead.
>>51604327
whatever you want it to be
>>51604327
The purpose of life is a life with a purpose.
>>51604327
Ask that to your pastor, I'll ask that to my philosophy lecturer.
>>51604317
K8 is ur gf but K8poster is mine :3
>>51604538
I already got my ninja waifu
>>51604557
this
better spend it on a whore at alexis
buying plenty of cheap beer there won't hurt tho
reminder to eaters of spicy food to beware of its toll on your boipucci :/ :3 :0
How many here are learning another language? I'm taking a japanese class and that shit is hard as fuck
>>51604415
What is it?
>>51604417
Maybe if the Pope stopped being a Marxist and drop infallibility, that would be a start
>>51604327
nothing.every step you take is a step in the dark cuz there is no lit road for you to follow
set a goal,once you've completed that,set another one and so on
>>51604660
They are miles away,which means they are worse in terms of acceptance of gays,etc...
>>51604637
mein becomes red, puffy and sticky
>>51604652
I started learning Japanese but I've been really lazy and made virtually no progress
>>51604658
His name is Lim Christian
>>51604584
I've heard, to find its purpose or something like ha which works well too desu
>>51604652
I'm taking Japanese too. Not even with my weeb-spirit can power me through the Japanese language.
>>51604658
his first name is Christian IIRC
>>51604652
Isn't japanese one of the easiest language to learn?
I always got 100 in Japanese back in the highschool
>>51604652
You wasting your life, m8.
Smoking is gay, but drink ks pretty nice.
I am thristy. Fuck that Gobell jew for banning selling alcohol in minimarkets.
>>51604652
the language of the truly asians
>>51604658
this >>51604766
>>51604779
The kana and kanji is hard as fuck senpai.
>>51604843
>Kana
>hard
ばか
>>51604821
Nice,nice... Are you british?Or philippine,malasian,indonesian?
>>51604873
I'm flip
>>51604637
Mai girlpucci is still fine ( :3 )
>>51604706
There are already theologians that point out the similarities between East and West so that could be a start.
>>51604843
>kana
>hard
you mean hiragana?
