IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY, WE LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO SPAIN AND FRANCE. WE'RE NOT THAT FAR AWAY FROM THE UK.
WE'RE MORE UNDEVELOPED THAN ALL OF AFRICA COMBINED, WE HAVE NO RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH, OUR RATE OF LITERACY IS BELOW 2%, OUR SUICIDE RATES ARE THE HIGHEST IN THE WORLD, AS ARE OUR RATES IN POVERTY, HOMICIDE, MASS SHOOTINGS, DIRT IN TAP WATER, SLAVE OWNERSHIP, RAPE, MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS, HOMOSEXUALITY, AIDS, METH ADDICTION, AIR POLLUTION AND TERRORISM
MEANWHILE, OUR LIFE EXPECTANCY RATES ARE THE LOWEST, AS ARE OUR RATES IN AVERAGE DICK SIZE.
WAKE ME UP.
Calm down Alberto you are first world.
>>51600972
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51601008
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51600972
DON'T QUIT ON LIFE ALBERTO
PORTUGAL WILL RISE AGAIN
4th REPUBLIC WHEN?
>we have no rights to free speech
The DGS still hasn't cracked you down, have they? Of course free speech is an illusion but you do have it to an extent.
>>51600972
If we unite maybe we can deal our shit together.
>>51600972
lol calm down joão
Don't forget Ronaldo will always be inferior than Messi.
>>51600972
We are the laziest people on this planet. You have no fucking excuse to not be richer than we are.
>>51601101
You can't even take care of Catalonia, Portugal would just be a burden to you
>>51601145
Not OP but it's called corruption, mate. Our country makes the Italian mob look like a bunch of newfags when it comes to this shit.
>>51601145
I just skipped college today so I could sleep and shitpost on 4chan, Spanish can't beat that
>>51601145
>implying
WE are the laziest
you're just lazy-ish compared to us
i've done literally nothing today except shitposting
>>51601206
ayy limão
>>51600972
Serves you right for being dirty cheaters
>>51600972
Lisboa is a beautiful city desu
>>51601275
uruguai is legit brazilian clay tbqh
and half of paraguay too
>>51601275
Their mistake 2bh fám
>>51601275
>implying the Tordesilhas Treaty wasn't done transparently
>>51601297
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51601197
You don't know what's corruption so shut the fuck up. Even your former minister was prosecuted while ours keep doing whatever they want. The justice system is corrupted to the bone and only serves their interests. I would be able to post thousands of cases.
>>51601206
Jokes on you, I don't skip anything because there isn't anything to skip.
>>51601239
>WE are the laziest
You don't even have siesta, m9, you are small time.
>>51601344
>Even your former minister was prosecuted while ours keep doing whatever they want.
Dude, he's free already. He managed to get help in order to subvert the justice system. He's already being accused of more crimes too.
>>51601344
>You don't even have siesta
We do, in Alentejo.
OP, why are you making shit up? None of that is true.
>>51601297
I agree
>>51601402
>prosecuted
Something that never happened in Spain and will never happen. Prosecutors in Spain are under the direct rule of the Government.
>>51601439
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51601439
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51601344
>I would be able to post thousands of cases.
so am i. the only reason he was persecuted is because he's the last drop the glass can handle without spilling aka just one in a fucking goddamn million. besides, he's free already, anyway.
i'm not skiping anything either, moron, i'm just wasting money.
besides i don't even bother to press the shift key to do an uppercase so haha jokes on you
>>51601474
so are ours tbqh
>>51601101
get rid of the monarchy or make your princesses marry a portuguese descendant of our king
>>51600972
Paulo, como você se sente sendo literalmente mais pobre que países que sofreram com ocupações comunistas?
>>51601402
>>51601474
I think our police force is pretty based, the justice system however takes to long to decide anything, plus if you have money it is not easy to put you behind bars since they all have their little friends as judges
>>51601585
polónia tem recursos pa caralho tho psh
lituânia não conheço
>>51601585
DELETE
Yes... But instead of fighting the pain just embrace it... Become a numb being, drifting in a void-like life without feeling neither happiness or sadness... Just a comfy melancholy.
Be like Gondola and start your journey towards nothingness.
>>51601533
Stop making a fool of yourself.
>>51601585
This must be made up
>>51601344
>Shitholes argiung about who lives in the bigger shithole
Is this what third-worlders do for fun?
>>51601746
Why do you think we have higher rates of depression than your joyful country m8?
>inb4 LE EPIC SUN XDDDDD
>Meme thread
>Portuguese people come in to bitch about their country for real.
Porthumorlessgal
>>51601339
Said literally the poorest country on earth.
>>51601819
I usually do hard drugs with old people in some 3rd rate bar at 4. am...
It makes me forget how miserable my life is for a while... I really love (need) those kicks.
Can someone explain this "Alberto Barbosa" meme to me?
>>51601826
>le epic humor XD
>>51601746
Don't worry, Latvia is still currently poorer than Portugal.
>>51601887
australians started to force it, ta da
>>51601876
Red and white doesn't automatically mean portuguese flag m8
>>51601819
I am currently masturbating while I hold my poop inside my rectum.
>>51601905
But who IS Alberto Barbosa?
>>51600972
>>51601008
>>51601030
>>51601041
>>51601057
>>51601095
>>51601101
>>51601132
>>51601136
>>51601145
>>51601165
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>>51601928
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51601928
no one, just what an australian assumed to be a common portuguese name when actually they're both pretty uncommon
>>51600972
Nigga we were supposed to be USA tier but a crazy manlet fucked our shit up
>>51601928
We are all Alberto Barbosa, John Smith.
Even you.
I'm proud to invite you here >>51601316
>>51601943
Thanks for the free (You)'s, m8.
>>51600972
b-brah i gotta tell you
those maps were altered you'll be okay i think
>be catholictugal
>have your life completely dominated by the clergy
>have a gazillion Jews in its kingdom
>either banish or Christianize them
>institute a completely fucked up merchant capitalist model
>your colonial model is completely plantation oriented, zero development outside of plantations
>high manpower potential due to insane slave shipping = productivity even declines in these endless supplies of slaves for a plantation based economy
>Brazilian independence LITERALLY bought by foreign lobbies
>Clergy is STILL the top dog even in 19th century
>quazi communist republicanism
>evaded world wars
>Salazar
>Ramirez canned fish, fado and olive oil = Portugal
Good job. Portugal managed to fuck up worse than the Spaniards. Good, fucking, job. Bravo, you humongous, incompetent faggots
>>51601986
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51601986
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51602037
>croatia
>>51602037
>be Croatia
wait, who?
>>51602037
Don't you understand?!
We tried happiness once and we hated it! We are obsessed with the idea of sadness and melancholy so of course we hate being successful.
>>51601986
t. Bruce Albosa
>>51601986
i don't think so
>>51602037
lol i don't even know where to start
southern europe is shit
>>51602067
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51602180
t. YES
>>51602180
t. Mohamad
>>51602180
At least it's not boring... For example, right now i'm high as fuck in cocaine.
this thread
In my book you're first world.
I stil lbelieve it's /int/ banter. Fuck, everything below Italy is African tier here.
>Be me
>Be Portuguese
>Find a qt chick (By Portuguese standards, she's a 0.3/10 at best in any other place)
>My long (by Portuguese standards) half inch dick gets erect at the sight of her mustache
>Try hitting things off with her
>"Hello Alberta"
>"Hello Alberto"
>MFW my name is actually not Alberto, nor is my surname Barbosa
>"Hmm... Well, actually, my name is Joã-"
>She laughs at my face, slaps me and starts screaming "HIS NAME IS JOÃO" while everyone around me laughs
I hate this country.
>>51602296
t. Aluberuto Barubousa
>>51602296
>everything below Italy is African
You, are LITERALLY correct
>>51602299
>these pairs of dubs
>>51600972
Why is it that Portugal's """"""flag"""""" uses the pan-African colous, yellow, green, and red?
>>51602296
t. Alberto Barbosa-chan
>>51602299
>dubstugal
>>51602360
i thought the pan-african colours were black, brown and nigger
Portuguese posters are always so civil and are generally very informative as well ;_;
they never deserved this bullying... alberto barbosa never deserved this...
>>51602360
Why is that USA's """"""flag"""""" uses the russian colours, red, blue, and white?
>>51602180
t. Yusuf Ali Warghala, denied access to Lampedusa
My dubs will guarantee the demise of Portugal and thus, an end to our suffering
>>51602180
Here's your reply.
>>51602296
Your book may be a few centuries outdated.
>>51602360
Everything you need to know about our flag:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Portugal
>>51602444
trips
>>51602296
t. Arubeto Barabosaki
>>51602444
RIP Alberto
Alberto Barbosa is not a normal name...
Alberto isn't used as a first name here but as a second name,spaniards use Alberto as a first name tho...
I'm so fucking stupid why can't I manage my time? I tried to cram 3 weeks worth of classes into a night to prepare for this exam. This is the third time I've done this in this class alone. Just fuck my shit up please God just kill me
>>51602447
t. Alberto de Barbosa
>>51602444
YES! THE NUKES ARE COMING!
>>51602390
>portuguese """"""education""""""
>>51602406
Your country isn't first-world unless it uses red, white, and blue.
>>51602444
>444
FUCK
>>51602476
nice try alberto
>>51602444
Finnally... It will be all over soon
>>51602478
I just tried that with 3 months worth
Needless to say I failed miserably
>>51602444
>Mortugal
>>51600972
>t. Alberto Barbosa
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51602476
t. Alberto Barbosa
(Also, my cousin is legitimately named Alberto)
>>51602444
>no matter how much devastation we cause in the world, no one will ever nuke us
>>51600972
1. you're first world
2. you're poor because of corruption. You could have been a huge trade country, but you were more for a quick buck, than actually work.
>>51602532
I'm turning 24 and in a community college. You CANNOT make this shit up
>>51602559
t. Abdul Barbosa
>>51602444
OH
>>51602550
You will have to nuke yourselves as you will finnaly understand that suicide is the greatest form of freedom
>>51602584
you need to find some multicultural friends and start a show
>>51602497
>america
>first world
How is that possible if you have a very high crime rate,one of the biggest unproportional wealths,50% niggers...
Satan will have mercy on our souls
>>51602626
You're one to talk, Barbosa.
>>51602497
Liberia is not a first-world country, Nbongo
>>51602679
our crime rate is legit one of the lowest in the world, tho
>>51602679
>Bangladesh
>>51602584
>in (second) 3rd year engineering
>going to be thrown out soon
>convocation tomorrow for multiple absences (in fact a whole month)
I WOULD HAVE TROUBLE COMING UP WITH SUCH CONVOLUTED ABERRATIONS
>>51602626
youre right it's terrible here
>>51602679
You're one to talk, Raj "Poo-Poo" Pajeetobad
>>51602584
>I'm turning 24 and in a community college. You CANNOT make this shit up
I'm 22 and finishing my absolutely useless art degree in a country where even physics can't find a job.
>>51602609
>I can't even indulge in the fantasy of sneaking into some top secret underground military base and nuking my location because then my parents are immigrants and their people will be labeled terrorists and all die due to my selfishness
>>51602444
Ayyy
>>51602758
>art degree
Why did you even try?Are you retarded?
>>51602695
You fucking wish.
>>51602726
What are you going to tell them m8?
>>51602695
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51602758
I'm doing a meme computer science """""""""degree""""""""""
>>51602796
>Are you retarded?
Yes... and autistic too. However, the best part is that i kinda suck at drawing
>>51602626
>>51602695
t. Alberto Barbarosa
>>51602691
I thought Singapooreans were supposed to be good at English? I said that all first-world countries use red, white, and blue, not that all countries that use red, white, and blue are first world.
>>51602852
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>51602909
I thought Americans were supposed to be good at reading comprehension? I said that you're a Liberian, not that all countries that use red, white, and blue are first world.
>>51602852
>>51602909
Why? WHY?
>>51602444
>t. Abertno Morrosa
>>51602852
>>51602909
meme maps tbqh http://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp
>>51602960
>I thought Americans were supposed to be good at reading comprehension?
You were greatly misinformed friend. We don't even finish reading other peoples' posts. We are immediate, reactionary, and surface-level posters.
>>51602853
I have no idea
I don't think I can start telling them how I feel without seeming extremely fake
I am shit at discussing and presenting things
>that pic
What if my "friends" they never called before
>>51603024
Portuguese propaganda site. We're onto you, Alberto.
>>51603053
it was founded by an american on american soil
>>51602296
t.アルベルトバルボサ
>>51603031
Can't disagree with that lad
>>51603024
t. Alberto Cavaco Silva
>>51603024
And this is supposed to prove your point how, exactly?
t. Alberto Barbosa, t͘bh f͘am
>>51603111
You mean a Poortuguese immigrant.
>>51603024
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51602905
Sabes ao menos as saídas dessa merda?Eu tou em medicina dentária e sei que o mercado está saturado mas mesmo assim posso emigrar e receber 40x o salário que receberia em portugal
>I will never save Portugal
>>51602901
That's actually a respected degree...
Imagine my position...
>Meet my former middle school bully in the street
>He asks me what i'm doing with my life
>I say that i'm taking an art degree
>He looks at me with a face as if i told him i was a drug addict (wich i am too)
>He says that he's in a prestigious business university in London (later verified it and it was true)
>He then says that he gotta leave cause he had to pick is gf at the station
"Don't mind those bullies anon... they will become drug addicts and absolute lowlifes in their future while you will be the best in a top-notch university" - said the teachers and adults...
Why do they lie to us?
>>51603150
http://www.numbeo.com/common/about.jsp
nah bosnian
>>51603145
oh you used paint, very clever
>>51603229
>Bosnian
He's just covering for his fellow Muslims, then.
>>51603259
he worked for google
seriously google hired a bosnian lol
>>51603259
Yeah, Portugal has the highest rate of Muslims in Europe, it's no wonder.
>>51603188
>Sabes ao menos as saídas dessa merda?
Sei... posso ir trabalhar para um armazém de supermercado à noite e ganhar o salário minimo...
Também posso cometer suícidio. É sempre uma opção viável.
>>51603222
>Don't worry about high school anon, uni will be way better, they said.
>Everyone who was miserable in high school enjoys uni, they said
>>51600972
>WE LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO SPAIN AND FRANCE
Not really, there is a lot of kilometers between us.
>>51603229
t. Alberto Barbosevic
STOP BULLYING PORTUGAL YOU FUCKS
>>51603229
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51603285
>literally less than 0.5% of Muslims
>highest rate
top b8
>>51603222
my parents put me through private schools throughout my 2nd and 3rd cicles (years 5 to 9)
they later got in huge debts but that's not the point
all my bullies are now rich ass faggots working outside of this country making tons of money
i understand your feeling very well
>>51603394
DESIGNATED
>>51603382
t. Al-Berto Barbosa
>>51603382
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51603402
foda-se não consegues perceber ironia seu burro?
>>51603335
WHY DO THEY LIE TO US??
THE BULLIES WERE SUPOSED TO SUFFER NOT ME!!!
>>51603412
what the fuck,lol,it's pointless to go to a private school from 5 to the 9th year. They should have put you there from 10th to 12th...
>>51603382
t. Al Burqa Barbollah
>>51603222
damn bro. i'm sorry
>>51600972
At least you can play football m8
>>51603485
they did that too, but i only got bullied from years 5 to 9 and it's embarassing enough that my shitty parents got huge debts from it, much more embarassing it is to admit it was from year 5 to finish until i they had no moneys for me to go to uni
fuck it
>>51602909
>You can make out the old USSR borders from a homicide map
Cant make this shit up
>>51603433
Wrong country, Alberto
>>51603466
Chega a um ponto em que a linha de distinção entre ironia/memes e aquilo que realmente se pensa se torna demasiado ténue para que hajam diferenças.
>>51603540
Ohh yeah they sure do
>>51603582
>implying it's not the same
>>51603402
Are you autistic? You know people can just look up this information, right? Stop embarrassing yourself.
>>51603473
>Trust me dude, I hate high school too. The people who you picked on you in high school bro, this is the highlight of their lives right now. This where they peak. Just wait till college, you're going to love it.
>>51603586
És mesmo retardado psh (para ser honesto)
>>51603412
What are you doing now my rich friend?
>>51603596
Over the line
>>51603596
HOLY SHIT DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Anytime I hear the word "Portugal" I instantly burst into laughter. I can't help it.
Unfortunately, Portugal is such an irrelevant """"""""""""country"""""""""""" that I've actually only heard the word once or twice.
>poortugal
Can't make this shit up senpai
>>51603618
>Shariatugal
Fuck
>Getting bullied in high school
Lmao nerds
>>51603625
>people who you picked on you in high school bro, this is the highlight of their lives right now
I bullied the shit out of other people and my life is even better now
>>51603702
Anytime we get news from America it's always about a shooting...Is that something to be known for?Even my mother says America is a shithole,she thinks it's like other middle eastern countries because of crime rates..
>>51603734
You got bullied in college then?.
>>51603625
The day of retribution is nearby... We will show them soon
>>51603690
>rich
lol
asked for a loan, now i own even more than what my parents did since they inherited some money (which they hastly wasted to pay their debts) but gave me nothing
>>51603785
>Even my mother says America is a shithole,she thinks it's like other middle eastern countries because of crime rates
Portuguese education at work. And they try to deny it. Top kek.
>>51603659
>ter de explicar o que significam abreviaturas
ayy
>>51603785
You're mother is still alive? You and her must be very lucky, considering Portugal has the lowest average life expectancy in the world.
Then again, she probably gave birth to you at age 13, so I suppose it's not that surprising she's still kicking.
>>51603768
You are marked... On the day of the uprising i will feast on the corpse of your children and i will goude the eyes out of your wife, fill them with maggots and literally fuck her brains...
all of this while you watch of course
>>51603892
Considering our incredibly high rape statistics (2 in every 1 woman get raped each year) and our gross huge pedophilia rates, it is very common for shit like that to happen.
>>51603892
>13
>he thinks it's that high
fucking lol
Why are portuguese people so UNBELIEVABLY POOR and DARK-SKINNED?
Is it secretly african people?
>tfw you will NEVER, EVER be portuguese
>>51603812
>Lose my mind and shoot people before killing myself
>I become another block in the amerishot meme
When I was 8 I thought I'd become an astronaut
>>51603848
eu por acaso não sabia o que significava
>>51603892
>MFW grand dad died when he was six years old
Considering my aids, cancer, chlorea and polio, I'll last two months at most. Hold me, /int/
>>51603892
Calm down :3
Our life expectancy is higher than yours..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy
Now crawl back to the wooden house of yours
>>51604050
No, like our north african brothers, we are namekians
>>51604050
It's called tans, m8. You should try them out sometimes ;)
>>51604224
delet
>>51604203
>wikipedia
I'm surprised the Portuguese can even afford a device with internet access to fill Wikipedia with their propaganda, to be honest.
>>51604203
>I """"""""""""""""""""""""live""""""""""""""""""""""""" here
>>51602909
>murdertugal
What's t. Alberto Barbosa?
>>51604203
For the love of god, stop embarrassing yourself like this. All it takes is a google to disprove you. You really need to stop being this desperate.
>>51604278
>>51604334
Good luck walking on the sidewalk next time you get out of your house...You might get shanked by your nigger step-father
>>51604203
It's no use, tugabro. It doesn't matter how many photoshops we make to try to fool them. They found us out. It's time to admit defeat.
>>51604554
I pray to god it happens
>>51604554
At least our country has sidewalks.
>>51604503
Nobody is paying attention to you,don't waste your time with us...
How can I help save portugal? Do we need some kind of 'portugal aid'? Do you know it's christmas? Do you like Bob Geldof?
>>51604503
>Deathugal
>>51604554
alberto,
why are you being such a hothead?
>>51604583
At least our country has vegetables
>>51604588
I'm convinced this guy is not just AN, but literally THE Alberto Barbosa
>>51604595
just delays the inevitable, they need to learn how to save themselves
>Australian BANTER claims another victim
I'm scared to be honest, ANYONE COULD BE THE NEXT VICTIME
>>51604639
Yeah, just over 10 million of them.
>>51604662
>>51604611
>>51604583
>>51604570
niggers...
>>51604731
keep eating monsanto food you bitch...
>>51604731
nice
>>51604639
>Vegetables
>In the wasteland that is Portugal
You're delusional.
>>51604662
as a citizen and representative of the proud bangladeshi nation, if you had any advice to give to the portuguese to improve themselves and be more like you, what would it be?
he >>51604770 in particular, is in dire need of a reform.
>>51604731
Your cheeseburger is getting cold
But that's okay, you have 10 million others in the basement
>>51604731
Hahahahahahaha
#BTFO
>>51602444
RIPortugal
>>51601943
All me t b h
>>51604817
>Nofoodtugal
why the fuck is Portugal so edgy?
>>51604731
KEK
>>51604817
>agricultugal
Also France clearly is god's chosen country
>>51604770
It's okay Portugal, we know your entire country is starving to death, it's a pretty common thing among African nations such as yours. Just beg America nicely and we'll send you a few burgers to cheer you up.
>>51604888
Because I want a Spanish dick inside me
>>51604832
good 1
>>51604817
Do you have more vegetables there? Is it because you poop on the streets too? Natural fertiliser?
>>51604832
Fuck man, I wish they gave us just one of their hamburguers. Just fucking one. ;_;
>>51604817
EAT MY DICK FAGGOT
>>51604920
Whatever bro,I'm not feeding your austism anymore
>>51604972
For real, we're all so fucking hungry. We could probably divide one hamburguer for ten million people and be able to live for maybe one more day.
>>51604995
Good, perhaps you can work on feeding your own countrymen now.
>>51604985
>Madtugal
>>51603659
>para ser honesto
w-wait, is that Tbh in Portuguese?
I think I'm getting the hang of this foreign language thing, lads
>>51600972
Just curious why you think being next to spain would help?
>>51605118
advanced siesta technology
>>51605096
YES
>>51605096
>portugal
>honesty
Sorry m8, I think you're mistaken.
>>51605164
>America
Your mom on all fours with the titties banging the floor desu lads...
>>51605198
You seem legitimately mad at what has been a very obvious joke thread from the start.
I'm starting to wonder if we have a high concentration of autism in Portugal, because you are most certainly one.
>>51605234
he's the first guy from your country that i've seen not take these jokes in good humor if im being honest with you lad
>>51605234
Já ouviste falar da expressão :''a tua mãe de quatro com as tetas a bater no chão''?
Simplesmente traduzia.
Queres mesmo discutir por causa disso?Tu é que me pareces autista por não teres senso comum...
Will the real Alberto Barbosa please stand up?
>>51605512
>Já ouviste falar da expressão :''a tua mãe de quatro com as tetas a bater no chão''?
em qual contexto voce fala uma merda dessas??
>>51605873
no dia a dia, quando falo com meu vizinho, ao pé da minha padaria local, e bebo o meu porto enquanto como o meu bacalhau
>>51601943
Someone please explain this meme
>>51604484
Alberto is a frustrated Spaniard. Envious of Portugals sucess he has dedicated his life and his many proxies to slandering Portugal.
>/v/ memes seeping into /int/
