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cara
First for India
>>51598047
Is she actually Polish? Looks skandi instead of slav
girl you look so good i'd marry your brother just to get in your family
Is this the /ausnz/ thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwlDza_dV20 thread theme
Imagine actually having a job and a flat and all that. Coming home from work and relaxing in your flat. Quite mental tb͜h
>Cara
Lads
>>51598145
yes
>>51598104
Yeah. A lot of Poland has nordic villages wth pure nordic genese as a result of The Deluge and Sweden invading that coast and area.
*makes a roach out of my birth certificate*
do you ever just think
*rips open 10 fag butts to make one good feg out of the lot*
see the way
*smokes it in one rip*
see the way theyre always going
*drinks a bottle of coke without taking the bottle away from lips*
Middle east this middle east that
*scratches scalp like fuck and pats the dandruff out*
Do you not think
*flicks dogshite off shoe with a stick*
We shouldnt get involved like
*eats blackberries from a bush beside the motorway*
and just leave them to fight it out between them
>>51598154
JUST DO IT!
>>51598154
I have that but no gf desu
How do I find Ukrainians that want American citizenship?
>>51598190
Pazuzu the demon I know it's you silence your foul tongue you evil serpent of toxic knowledge. Your waste shall taint this land no more.
OM MANI PADME HUM OM MANI PADME HUM OM MANI PADME HUM
*carves a solomons seal on your forehead and elbows drops you into Hades**whisks away trenchcoat to reveal paranormal kit*
*pulls out a large solomon's seal carved sword*
IN NOMINE PATRIS ET FILII ET SPIRITUS SANCTI
BY THE ORDER OF THE NINE TRIBES OF ISRAEL THROUGH THE WISDOM OF SAMUEL I BANISH THEE FOUL DEMON TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL
*Imapales you on the forehead with crucifix*
*sprinkles ash over you*
*elbows drops you back to hell*
We'll meet again, Pazazu. The creeping darkness draws closer.
lisicki
>>51598221
gonna have to start writing down some copypastas
Remember that there are a ton of Ukrainian qts that would love for you to save them from their shithole.
Need a pee
>>51598227
kill yourself
>>51598154
Literally have a job and renting a flat
It's not that special m8
>>51598213
Go to Ukraine lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wW7c58nMI4
>>51598273
'no'
so you're saying i could unironically have a qt ukrainian wife?
>>51598273
Is no one at least slightly annoyed by this circlejerk? It's basically asking for (You)s just by saying this. That can be said about a lot of things sure, but this has been saturated to hell and back at this point. While this was funny once, I look at this with disdain now. And I'm sure a lot of you feel that way too.
>>51598251
Same I love em.
bangs lambeg drum*
YE CANT STOP THE SOUND OF THE ULSTER DRUMS
*scribbles KAT on Bobby Sands Memorial*
*places a wee tin of coke and cheesburger on his gravestone*
NO SURRENDER
*hoofs a bucket*
*vandalises crumlin road Gaol*
Here be's me liek wah!
Ye luking any gear mucker?
*runs from the PSNI*
*participates in riot*
>>51598258
see:
>>51598173
That's ukrainian.
Here's a croat girl, why are girls from the balkans so much hotter?
So that shooting in America was two Muslims. They clearly picked California because they have strict gun control there and no open carry. Do you think it would have gone down like that in Texas? I really wish we were allowed to have guns, at least handguns. It's abundantly evident that the terrorists will always be able to obtain guns, it is only logical to give us the right and the means to defend ourselves. Shit you can't even carry a fucking knife, or even fucking pepper spray. This country is fucked, we are all treated like babys while being made to live among wolves.
Makes me angry 2bh
>>51598306
good post 2bh
>>51598301
Even if you're a nigger.
>>51598276
>renting
Hardly surprising you don't find it special m8. Compare driving a rented car and actually owning a car. Completely different feelings because the two aren't equatable.
With rent all you're doing is paying some insufferable cunt's mortgage off, throwing your money down a black hole.
>>51598227
absolute mong
>>51598306
Its just giving him (you)s
If no one replies he fucks off to /cum/ or something
going to ukraine sounds like a risky venture to be honest haha
>>51598311
Would gladly move to Croatia. Seems even the politicians there have their heads on straight.
>>51598318
A lot of places have open carry restrictions. I think it would have went similarly in most metropolitan areas.
>>51598339
>throwing your money
why is that even a big thing?
the government should own all homes, and according to your job is the house you get.
we need to go back to feudalism
>"we are treated like babies"
>*cries on the internet*
>>51598309
>They clearly picked California because they have strict gun control there and no open carry.
That's fucked up.
>>51598369
Wouldn't mind picking up a rifle and plinking some anti-Russian combatants.
>>51598340
>>51598375
Same Dubronovik looks so great. And apparently a favourite past time there is going to cliffs and jumping into the sea from them. Of course you survive.
>>51598369
Thank Obama for that lad.
>tfw didn't study for my exam but still confident im gonna do well even though theres 0 chance of that happening
What are you boys listening to? I have Death Church by Rudimentary Peni playing.
>>51598318
California has no gun control because Ronald Reagan was scared of getting keked by the black panthers and took away their open carry rights.
>>51598419
Nothing really happens when you fail uni and drop out. I've failed twice now and I've been NEET for the last couple months. Yeah sure one day I will become homeless and be forced to kill myself, but in the short term nothing happens.
>There are men sticking their erect todgers into attractive girls right now and the girl is just letting them do it.
Boggles my mind lads
>>51598441
Attractive but no style whatsoever.
>>51598407
I'd move for the sake of living in a tradition oriented culture.
>>51598441
>>51598441
>>51598403
I also write letters to my local MP, attend town meetings and voice my concerns, and vote for partys that will actually change something.
What do you do, other than spout memes on the internet?
>>51598448
*strict gun control
>>51598437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFEpP1BiesI
>>51598437
some Archspire t-b-h
>>51598467
Looks better here
business idea : introduce banter to university safe spaces, film the results
>>51598474
>vote for partys that will actually change something.
He fell for this meme.
>>51598463
dont find 3D attractive desu
>>51598514
>being a political apathist
literal waste of space and organs
>>51598463
I saw a vagina once.
>>51598508
Ah the type that looks good without makeup. You can tell even with the thick layer she's wearing.
>>51598535
Please do not people Kirino near me. I may have to get angry at you.
>>51598514
I know your posts. You contribute nothing to any discussions, you are a perpetual meme poster. Your words are worthless, piss off.
>>51598463
make the girl like you.
females rarely go by looks alone
>>51598543
What party has changed anything and not just reinforced the status quo
>>51598467
You could move to Scotland they do loads of festivals a year, culture ones. Edinburg was voted the best city festivals.
Theyre still a viking ritual night they do wear they dress up as vikings with a longboat down the streets and then burn it.
>>51598560
What if you have no redeeming qualities or wealth for that matter?
>>51598154
I have a job and a flat and its so fucking empty all the time because i have no gf and god i feel so lonely all the time even when im with friends. When i finally kill myself, it will take weeks to find me in that hateful flat, which i buy full of hope and good wishes.
VALERIEEEEEE
I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THROUGH ME
what sort of condoms do girls like best? i'm thinking of starting up an online dating and i want them to know i'm a good guy.
>>51598154
Here are the titties
http://imgur.com/KBx2UGH
>>51598546
Yeah you're right
I think shes; just really tanned because it doesnt look like fake makeup here
>>51598603
The rubber ones
>>51598560
complete mong
>>51598581
Sounds lovely. If Germany were in a better state I wouldn't mind living in Bavaria for a few years somewhere near my family was founded. >inb4 muh heritage
there's a girl in my living room ahhhhh
she asked me out to lunch :O
>>51598588
make her laugh, not at you but with you
>>51598596
it's ok spainbro. we're all gonna make it
>>51598644
utter mong
>>51598622
Here's the full set, la'. Go nuts:
https://www.picsgonewild.com/album/jUsW
>>51598642
go for it what's the worst that can happen
>>51598596
can i have your flat, spain sounds great to live in when you actually have a job
>>51598661
I know your posts. You contribute nothing to any discussions, you are a perpetual meme poster. Your words are worthless, piss off.
>>51598644
I had a girl laughing 24/7 and she still had no interest in me hehe its looks lad
she ended up with some wee rat with a 26 inch waist who wears the same tracksuit everyday could actually BUST him
No iu
>>51598668
>Mrs_Mourinho
why.tiff
>>51598637
>inb4 muh heritage
whatever mate, that shit is retarded however much you dismiss or spin it. its like me saying im moving to Africa because thats where my ancient ancestors allegedly came from. its absolutely meaningless and makes people like you seem utterly idiotic. you literally have no connection to Germany aside from a vague genetic link. Im probably as German as you are.
You're American - fucking deal with it.
>>51598683
nah you just found the wrong type of female la'
some fucking bimbo cunt who only goes for chad. either way nothing wrong with 26 inch waist la's
t. 30 inch waist at 6'3
>>51598571
Devolution of power to local authorities and Scotland wasn't exactly what I would call "reinforcing the status quo". I'm sure you'd disagree though.
>>51598705
why are you so rustled?
>>51598683
he's built like 4 strands of spaghetti held together with blu tac
>>51598707
she was quite pretty 2bh not really a bimbo
used to see her everyday then talk on phone to her all night
soon as she said "youre like a brother to me nothing more" i just blocked her on everything kek
>>51598768
am i not allowed to be?
My mother unironically likes """Anonymous"""
>>51598705
>implying the "out of Africa" meme is accurate
>>51598637
Here's a more obscure festival please watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR7uiGVK0sQ
>>51597257
>Daesh
Rasheed
>>51598779
body was the best fing about her
>>51598797
>allegedly
>>51598779
Is she from over here? Does her second name happen to be Bates? Think I know her
dl'd the new remy lacroix scene lads
she looks different
did 4chan stroke out for a minute there?
>>51598827
nahhh lad shes from near rathcoole but
>>51598844
washed up 2bh
>>51598844
She's been well into her drugs for a while now. She's high as fuck in half the videos she does.
Wouldn't be surprised if it all ends badly.
>>51598799
Here's a traditional American festival for contrast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJlRLWWqq60
what is /brit/'s opinion on this man?
>>51598874
>>51598881
Used to live there on Doagh Road
lol useless brits
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zWRJRxeDhL
can anyone whistle better than me?
can hardly tell the difference between this and the real braveheart theme
or is it last of the mohicans?
this was my first attempt sounds like my dog farting http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KJ4wdQFJFC
>>51598927
plebs idea of an intellectual
>>51598927
great comedian/actor in his early years
later years not involved with much of anything that I've enjoyed
as for his personal life, don't give a shit
>>51598927
Nonce.
women are a game you can't win famz
better to just masturbate all your life
Lads, my semis are way harder than they have any right to be. My nob doesn't feel significantly engorged but then I'll try to move my legs a certain way and realise my dick's too hard to allow that movement. Bit weird.
>>51598927
pretty smart guy but no where near as profound or enlightened as common plebs think he is. he's just another public school plop who has read a lot of books and can talk well.
>>51598958
That's Bravehearts theme nicely done my man
>>51598927
Funny but people hold his opinion in too high a regard.
>>51598985
Harsh truth
>>51598955
Dear lucky Nigerian man,
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>>51598927
he was the principal at my university desu
>>51598898
tbf, sex while high is fucking great, let's not kid ourselves there
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/islamic-state/12030139/Person-of-the-year-2015-It-has-to-be-Abu-Bakr-al-Baghdadi.html
>>51598985
Women are the easiest game to win. It's just not very moral to play the game the way it needs to be played.
>>51599052
>comparing actual sex to filming a porn scene
lol
>>51598998
start was a bit shite but the ending really made up for it
gave last of the mohicans a go but fucked it cause couldnt remember how it went
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aijKwTMGDH
actually on second thought that first one was last of the mohicans, braveheart goes like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sow1BU3vMv
>>51599054
They're gonna celebrate the leader of isis Wtf?
BOZZER
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>>51599054
I don't actually disagree with that statement with the right interpretation
But if he wanted that, why would you attack Paris?
Why is the media treating 2 muzzies shooting up 14 disableds in America like another school shooting rogue gunman muh 2nd amendment type deal when it's clearly more likely to be more religious extremism?
*walks into saloon and places my hat down low over my eyes and starts whistling*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TFemoTJC0x
>>51599097
Can't wait til he's PM
>>51599091
It's most influential person, not whoever the normies think did the most good shit. Although, it will probably be Caitlin Jenner in the end so we don't offend anyone.
Depression edition? Oh boy!
>grandpa on my dads side killed himself
>great grandpa on my moms side killed himself
>both parents be alcoholics
>all my grandparents be alcoholics
>my mom and my grandma addicted to Xanax
>my dad has tried to kill himself
>my grandpa on my moms side has tried to kill himself
>none of the above have any stable relationship
>be me
>18
>dropped out of high school
>already been to rehab
>already attempted suicide
>had a girlfriend but her meth addicted mom killed her and her sister
But it's gonna get better, right anons?
>>51599097
Every account I have read from people who have met Boris Johnson indicates that he's a genius. Literally everyone talks about how the most significant impression they get from him is that he's an intellectual powerhouse. He revels in his media portrayal as a buffoon but clearly the guy is switched on.
>>51599106
Did the shout Allah Akbar throughout the whole ordeal? I don't think so, if they did, it would certainly be reported differently (rightly so)
>>51599086
Aye that's the one
>>51599054
Man of the Year should be the banter emjoi desu, it already won word of the year.
>>51599105
maybe in his crazy mind he thinks we'll start deporting all muzzies to the middle east.
which would be great but i doubt our lefty oligarchical overlords will ever do that.
>>51599157
jesus m8
feeling creative but nobody ever responds to my oc
>>51599105
Because Paris is bombing his country. Doesn't take a genius m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0t-RqjMH-A
>Churchill had a very clear lisp
Never knew
>>51599172
They actually did Snackbar. It was caught in the background of a 911 call.
>>51599260
you realise that the first time you hear churchill
>>51599260
Syphilitic inbred cunt who sold the empire to defeat le ebil fascists and gave half of Europe to communism.
On the cross for listening to him t b h
im kinda glad a mudslime shooting has happened in America. That shit just doesn't fly over there unlike in our utterly kucked society.
>Tfw you see something haram
Might go to the cinema and watch hunger games desu
>>51599218
Get paper and a pen and start trying graffiti you don't have to go spray to bea graffiti artist you can do everything on paper.
It's a good skill to have because you can sketch your tags when you are waiting somewhere.
>>51599301
How many islamic mass shootings have we had again?
>>51599311
On your own?
next just fucking rung me up and gave me a phone interview lads was bricking it
>>51599301
haha yeah lad mass shooting just don't fly over there, whereas in our utterly kucked society we literally have them every week :^)
>>51599364
Dunno yet, trying to get one of my mates to come with me
>>51599367
>Can't hack a phonecall
>Expects to work in retail
like um... nice try sweetheart ;)
wait so how did 190kg lose his v?
only short and concise answers will be accepted
>>51599281
Sauce?
going to sing italian opera for you in a minute
itll be worth a you
>>51599398
He's lying
i want to cum in taylor's pussy
>>51599393
i did fine though, was just bricking it on the inside. literally my biggest strength is i never appear like im panicking, when i really am all the time.
>>51599367
I bet the interviewer said 'next' after the call.
>>51599367
fuck phone interviews t.bh
>>51599348
In this country, or around the world? Because they Muslims are disproportionately responsible for most 'mass shootings' happening currently around the globe. More than 250 terrorist attacks in the name of Islam in the year 2015 alone.
#religionofpeace
>>51599359
we've never had a female defence secretary in our entire history tbqh
Having a word
>>51599398
claimed he got with a 5/10 in a club
>>51599420
Not sure I follow, is that slang for something else?
>>51599398
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_United_Kingdom
>>51599452
haha what a "choice"
important research lads
http://strawpoll.me/6166499
>New client coming on board at work
>Email the contact I've been given
>Usually an Andrew or a Derek or something
>Write out a lengthy introduction email, professional as fuck
>"Thanks mate, our guy Rajesh will be working with you directly on this"
Every fucking time
>>51599482
>>Usually an Andrew or a Derek or something
>Every fucking time
???????????????????
>>51599420
>not wanting to cum on her tight tummy
get it together lad
>>51599498
What?
>>51599480
I think voters should post the girl with the rating they gave them desu
>>51599425
waheyyy, ayooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we've got a burn over here lads
who /johnnynomates/ here?
fucks sake lads apparently i didn't get the job but i'll be the first one they call if one of the three who got the job don't want it
smarmy agency woman was like "is that alright?" like well of course not you fuckin dip but i don't have a choice do i
literally the perfect thing for me as well in terms of location and hours
>>51599529
Billy here
>>51599408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZF6HYlsoh
heres me singing italian opera lads turn it up
worth a (you) because I had to learn this all phonetically without reading lyrics
its the song junior sings in sopranos
>>51599504
i want to impregnate her
>>51599480
5/10 NOT GOING TO LIE
>>51599510
how can it be every time when its usually 'an andrew or a derek'
pls teach me inglis
im goin to bed
stay real niggas
>>51599541
that means you didn't get the job lad, dont get your hopes up for them changing their mind
literally cannot believe that i get paid $35 an hour for 10 hours work this sunday
my convictions say no but my bank account says yes lad ;)
>>51599524
7
face was a bit gyppo
why is my girl classmate in uni trying to hug me all the time
is it like a pity hug kind of thing or something?
although she end her sister are always trying to be nice to anyone or so it seems
Just went out in the pissing rain to sit on a bench in my local park and to have a think lads
Some older lady sat down beside me and asked me if everything was okay, told her it was and thanked her for her concern anyway
Was pretty nice
>>51599569
usually means like 70% of the time
he meant it's usually a boring english name
>>51599529
>Dad: "So are your friends around for Christmas, anon?"
>[palpable silence]
>Me: "...I don't know."
>[more palpable silence as my father and I both inwardly acknowledge that I have no friends]
>>51599590
do you work as a 4chan janitor? Can't remember exactly how much they get paid t.bh
>>51599600
sounds pretty gay desu
>>51599480
> abnormies need not apply
Then why even ask it?
First girl I had sex was probably the worst looking of all the girls I've had sex with though
Still probably a 7/10
>>51599569
It means it's always a British name to start with, "or something" catches every other instance where it's not Andrew or Derek
>>51599619
Oh god haha forgot this is going to happen again
>>51599587
yeah i know lad
i think they were all a bit older than me at the interview like 23-24 whereas i'm 20
>>51599600
Old people are the best 2bh
It's a shame how they're treated most of the time.
Cooking dinner tonight for a girl I had a date with on the weekend.
I have made fresh home made pasta which is hung up drying now, I'm going to make mozzeralla, shredded dried tomato and basil parcels with it, making a tomato, rosemary and basil sauce, with grilled, peppered chiken breasts, and a side of skin on rosemary and thyme potato cubes, with home made olive bread and garlic butter/olive oil with balsamc vinigar dips.
There's absolutely no way she isn't fucking me tonight.
>>51599600
did you play american football in high school and fight in the Vietnam war by any chance?
>inb4 fuck off yank
>inb4 "___ mong"
>inb4 kill yourself
people's ratings are fucked t.bh, 5/10 is an average girl it's acceptable to shag but most of you cunts and cunts irl would say 5/10 is a munter
Just had a 12 hour sleep with the most intense realistic dream I've ever had, it involved a nuclear apocalypse. I woke up sweating and I was so relived, fuck.
>>51599663
fuck off and kill yourself, yank mong
Poleaboo got a haircut today, it was an awkward mumbly experience but he has a more entertaining tale to regale you all with this afternoon
>Get 15 quid from dad to get haircut (7) and paracetamol (49p)
>Arrive at barbers, no one else there
>Towards the end of my cut a guy with a crutch walks in
>Very thick regional accent, would assume he was white if I couldn't see him
>"So we're bombing Syria, it was going to happen anyway"
>"Israel at the centre of it as usual"
>"90% of these refugees aren't even Muslim, they're Yazidi" Then he goes on a tirade on how they're Peacock worshiping scum
>Hates the refugees, remarks on the clothes they're wearing, the tax payer and people will wake up eventually
>"Lot of negative propaganda about ISIS in the media"
>"I support the Islamic State, it's what we live for"
Pretty sure the barbers were just humouring him
He also remarks on the town council, seemed very knowledgeable about the inner goings on of it (but then again, /pol/ always gives off that impression), Labour council are cunts, Labour MP claims to speak for the town but he's just a "harami bastard", should've sent questionaires out or something
>>51599675
they're virgins who know no better la'
>>51599675
Why do you care? Just means more 5/10 munters on the market for you.
>>51599657
good luck with your next interview lad, know it's a cliche but the more you do the better at them you get
>>51599600
Might do this
Needs to be proper pissing it down though desu
>>51599675
my first and only gf was a 5/10
didn't know any girls that were 7+/10
>>51599663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bcV6fuuw72
>>51599619
Thanks lad. I completely forgot that people will be asking if I have a girlfriend over Christmas. Right fucking melt.
When signing for packages, do you actually try to do your signature or just scribble anything?
respect from HELLAS
>>51599703
nah it means you lads don't understand basic maths and think 5/10 isn't average
Have a big urge to cosplay.
Who as though?
>his local cinema hasn't banned singles yet.
Enjoy it wile it lasts
>>51599734
Just scribble anything, can't fit my signature in there anyway
>>51599693
>"I support the Islamic State, it's what we live for"
>>51599779
what?
>>51599708
might have another job offer soon from another interview but the hours are bad and the job is stressful and the bosses are scary
don't want it but kinda have to take it if i get offered
>available funds: £30.56
>>51599779
Is this really a thing
Taking several poos
>>51599734
Scribble
postman came and tried to put a card through my door without knocking again
opened the door and asked why he didn't knock, he absolutely shat it haha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FA7Ev9WcWO
bit of bruce springsteen
dont forget to subscribe
>>51599734
scribble
don't even make any effort to write literally just my first initial then a wiggly line
>>51599797
My cinema enacted a no singles policy in the wake of that dark knight shooting
>>51599829
good lad
>>51599856
you mean the one in america
with americans and american guns
fuck off desu senpai
>>51599856
Pretty sure they're not allowed to discriminate based on marital status
>>51599918
Yank tier banter
>>51599734
i work in a shop and when people have those meme cards they have to sign the receipt for I've never once checked the signature t.bh
IT'S A TV MEME TO SCARE VIRGINS YOU FUCKING MELTS
>>51599783
>>51599844
>>51599815
Same haha
Didn't know if I was alone in doing that
My name has like 6 "long" letters, so I couldn't just use a wiggly line for mine, so it's just a loop and wiggly line, then another loop and wiggly line
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FoIS6SbdG8
anybody want to listen to me singing streets of phildelphia? actually quite happy with how it came out
>>51599810
are you on jsa lad? managed to get a job through it in about 2 weeks and they paid travel costs for first month of the job
lads, im going for a long weekend in Germany this weekend and my plane ticket is economy light - which apparently means just one carry-on hand luggage bag.
how am i supposed to take shampoo and shit with me? i thought shit like that gets confiscated at the security area if it isn't in checked hold luggage.
just fingered a bird
>>51599967
mate they have shampoo in germany
>>51599856
lies
>>51599973
*calls the RSPB*
>>51599967
buy it there or pay for baggage you cheapskate cunt
>>51599952
surprisingly ok
>>51599948
Show us lad haha
just closed my facebook
nobody on there speaks to me
>>51599779
I went to the cinema once with the lads (because a night out we're not gays haha) and this lad on his own just sat next to us, no one was with him. Proper weirded us out.
>>51599967
You put it in a clear plastic bag and take it out for security, it goes through the scanner alongside your bag then you put it back in
>>51599659
>It's a shame how they're treated most of the time
How are they treated? They're treated fairly well where I am, although this lady was like 55-60, not OAP old
>>51599663
No, why
>>51599710
It is proper pissing down now
Supposed to be upwards of 50mm or rainfall today alone lel
Bit wet, but nothing a shower, cupán tae and
fresh pyjamas didn't fix
>>51600112
good lad
better off without it
one of the best decisions i made
>>51600067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wOjlrWHR8B
thank u xx
im alri when i sing something that suits my voice
my mates all say im best at the one i just linked
if im ever doing karaoke ill pull that one out
>>51599966
no not currently, i had money saved up so i stupidly assumed that i would have enough to last me until i got a job so my pride wouldn't be dented but this morning i was thinking of going down
even my mum told me to but just haven't got round to it
Black helicopter outside lads. Think it might be kicking off.
>>51600147
People tend to ignore them most of the time.
My mum works in a care home and I spend a good amount of time there, all the residents are great
>>51600141
it's gotta be 100ml or less in a bottle that can hold 100ml or less
Lending and loans adverts should all be banned.
It's fucking disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXbwcq6WZ-
LADS NEW TTS
>>51600242
Correct. I had a deodorant taken off me in Schiphol even though I got it all the way through Stansted
>>51600285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXbwcq6WZ-M
>>51600282
Why
listening to some nice, relaxing skrewdriver toons tbqh. white power!
>>51600386
Mitchellhellophia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAi3VTSdTxU
Lads he may have been a paedo but can we agree that he made some top choons?
>>51600416
Sounds like an illness..
>>51600412
BACK WITH A BANG NOW!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING HELL LADS
some absolute villain just nicked a sausage roll from greggs and legged it, I think its all fucking kicking off people are up in arms
>>51600468
call him a racist
>>51600468
EIGHTY
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>>51600439
Nonce sympathieser
>>51600171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KXUXHq8IKM
ffs
dapz on the map 2bh
IT'S 2015 PEOPLE I MEAN COME ON
Imagine actually living a life so pathetic that you needed to lie about losing your virginity in a British general thread of a Laotian lotion creation website, just so that the people there would stop bullying you.
Utterly despise Muslims
please rank the following singers in order of how much you'd like to put your willy in them, top being "I would most like to put my willy in her"
>Taylor Swift
>Lana Del Rey
>Adele
>Hayley Williams
>Rihanna
>Lauren Mayberry
>Ellie Goulding
>>51600561
Utterly despise bigots
>>51600554
willys inside a fanny right now.
fat virgin loser
>>51600561
chinky
My laptop better bloody arrive today
Pissing seller hasn't provided tracking
>>51600585
I'm not fat.
in what part of britain would i be able to find this fine specimen of a girl to possibly and hopefully marry?
this is a serious question.
>>51600589
hahaha you absolute plantpot
he's took your money and ran
unlucky lad
>>51600562
Ellie goulding
>>51600615
eBay will save me if he has
>>51600611
Pigeon park, Birmingham city centre
lads when a girl starts crying what are you meant to do
>>51600611
madchester
>>51598026
>hey mum i'm not an alcoholic anymore look i even threw out the bottles and cleared out my room waheyyyy
>hugs, she's nearly crying because she's so happy
>night time
>drinking again alone in room
i didn't want to be a liar.
high impact sexual violence
>>51600643
keep going I think
>>51600643
Depends on why she's crying.
>>51600643
Cuddle her
>>51600660
waheyyy
>>51600575
Rasheed
Anybody wanna send me £50 on paypal
>>51600643
shag her whilst she's vulnerable
>>51600652
p-please stop. i also drink all the time. i can't sleep without it. w-we're gonna make it rite
>>51600682
For what?
>>51600685
This has gone too far.
>>51600652
Then throw out the bottles and go sober.
>>51600643
Hug her and tell her "it's going to be okay"
Girls are actual spackers, you just need to do the basics
>>51600682
I actually will famalam
what's your paypal e-mail
lads I have just been invited to a New Year party in a pretty big house with a shit ton of people, like 20 or so, pleasantly surprised to be honest
there will be a lot of drugs there and a lot of slags as well
my best friend (who is a normie to a certain extent and also will attend) literally told me that i need to fuck one of them there
what do
>>51600685
Just going to post that you wasteman
>>51600720
Really? What's your email address? I'll email you so you have my email address, as it's my name
>>51600682
Sure, whats your e-mail senpai? That's only 25% of what i make monthly.
>>51600652
get your shit together
>>51600767
hes going to post your email on here and well all dox u xxxx
>>51600767
gullible cunt
>>51600737
>being this autistic
you know what to do faM
go there, get the slags drunk and shag em
not that hard 2bh senpai
will be gagging for midnight cock too
>>51600710
haha nahhhh
>>51600699
it's too taxing on your body desu if you won't quit you need to supplement vitamins especially b it's the only hope of achieving a mental state that makes you want to quit
>>51600710
that's not how this game works
>>51600737
>>51600737
you could be a weird cunt so don't expect a shag just have a nice time
>>51600767
i'm not doxxing myself to send you 50 quid m8
if you want the money post it
otherwise carry on being poor
>>51600803
You replied to me twice with two separate quotes. You really need to sober up lad. It's not a game.
>>51600828
Please refer to https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Doxxing and correct your usage in the future
>>51600575
paki cunt
just did a lackluster wank
>>51600897
1 on 1 me irl
>>51600947
gay
thinking of trying out opiates lads
should i do it?
>>51600927
lacklustre
>>51600652
sort your fucking life out you disgusting little creature
>>51600737
>Russian house parties
mmmm
>>51600895
yeah but then what? social functions everyone's harping on about beer and wine and shit and if i outright say 'i can't' they'll think i'm an aspie. in life so far only devout christians i've known and bronie tier people teetotal.
there's more reasons than that but that bugs me somewhat
>>51598553
good sentence lad
I actually would've sent that guy the money if I knew what it was for. Oh well.
>>51600965
Consider suicide
>Muslim on Facebook called me a terrorist sympathiser.
>>51600962
what you wanna piece of me too do ya?
i'll fucking do u m8 i swear to god
>>51600982
>you disgusting little creature
you should work on your insults. it's like my great grandmother burst out of her grave and berated me on 4chan
>>51601015
send me 50 pound
it's for drugs
>>51601005
>Being such a whipped little bitch that peer pressure makes you drink even when you're alone
Fucking hell lad. Grow some stones.
>>51601059
your great grandmother is probably strumming herself off to me getting changed out me boxers every night, sneaky ghosts
>>51601103
there's a good lad
>>51600285
Damn she's trying really hard to look caucasian.
>>51601067
what's your paypal
>>51601071
i've got to deal with a lot of people and they're all fucking retards
>>51600521
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944661193.webm
Where can i watch the full video of this?
where in britain can i find a loyal, manic depresseive and introverted qt to gf with?
>>51601154
*and I'm a fucking retard
Fixed that for you lad. You made a little typo there.
>I think Snipedown was the best sniper in H2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1he4o7t3YsQ
Mikwen was such a quickscoping God mane
>oneitus is against air strikes
dropped
wish my parents had pressured me into a manly sport like boxing from a young age so i could be a sick cunt now
>i actively watch and take an interest in e-'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''sports'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>51601187
'typo' is uniquely used for a single word, specifically in that it is spelled incorrectly
you completely rewriting my sentence isn't really a typo famatron
>>51601200
>AOL
top fucking kek, I wouldn't send him any money just for that
>Video games
FUCK
OFF
KEVIN
BACON
>>51601184
scotland
>>51601200
>aol
KEK
>>51601223
Lisicki, you're the only one who spells "oneitis" that way. Fuck off.
>>51601248
leave it out m8
what did rupert do to deserve this?
>>51601157
>brattybunny
Find the name of the domme or try searching the sitename into femdom-cult to another femdom torrent tracker
Don't think you'll have much luck as I don't think it'ss one of the bigger ones
where do you guys get your UK news from?
I get mine from Left Foot Forward
>>51601244
>>51601252
Good lads
could we take france in a war 1v1 tomorrow
>>51601201
What does this mean?
I fucking hate this website
>>51601264
Fucking gross
>>51600562
taylor swift
cba everyone else
maybe lana del rey if I was drunk
>>51599054
Holy fuck when did Joe Rogan join ISIS?
