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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread: >>51584233


Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
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2ならFと乳繰り合う
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>>51589890
おつ
日本のバンド?
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Japanese flags, describe what you would do to win Hungary-chan's heart.
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社会人になりはじめて、更に4chanに触れだして英語の必要性がわかってきた
どうやって勉強しようか
中学の英語からやり直すかな…単語覚えるのだりぃよ
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貧乳帰れ!
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>>51589952
build a fence

>>51589935
私の好きな日本のバンドの一つ
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>>51589952
vote trump
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>>51589959
気持ちはわかる。語学は使わないとすぐ忘れるからな。まあ、がんばろう
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>>51589980
日本人いなくなっちゃうだろ
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>>51589984
そうか
教えてくれてありがとう
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>>51589890


>>51589922
俺IT辞めたの鬱病になったからだからなぁ・・・
本当にIT土方だし給料はそこそこ高かったけど
精神病んでまでその給料欲しく無い・・・
今の仕事の1,5倍くらいしか差、無いしな・・・
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>>51589979
Pretty sure there are a lot more scenarios where you are talking with a client or prospect and he does not pull up a degree out of his back pocket rather then that he does
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>>51589959
自分も拙いながらも、英作文感覚でここで頑張ってる
ここは書き込んだら反応が返ってくるから、案外楽しいよ
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>>51589952
I don't think I can win her heart. But I really love her and I'll go sightseeing to Hungary.
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>>51590083
It's ok, you can if you are cute enough
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>>51590105
Do you have a gf?
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>>51590074
He is a client. Why should it be important how he looks like as long as he can pay you?
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Really struggling with this. I guessed the write answer, but I don't entirely understand why.

What is the exact meaning of the sentence?
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>>51590152
We broke up a month ago because of language barrier, your english is not bad, you'll be fine with her
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>>51589959
日本語だろうが英語だろうが毎日3時間勉強すれば5年目くらいにはうまくなってるよ(経験談)
欠点は死ぬほど最初はつらいw
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>>51590187
This interphone lets the house sitter know who comes (to the door)
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>>51590083
Why can't you win her heart? You are being so down on yourself Japan-san.
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>>51589980
翻訳駆使しながら、覚えた単語を織り交ぜて書き込んでる
そうすると文法とか少し覚えてきた
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>>51590259
He just needs a confidence boost
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>>51590243
I kept translating 留守 as just 'absent'... Thanks for clearing that up.
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>>51590074
Am I the only one who sees this as weird?
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>>51590083
I will cook you something nice.
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>>51589952
Gift her a self grown Paprika.
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>>51590318
Umm if you do, he might faint...
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>>51590301
It's huh, I've never had an experience that requires me to get my customers' degree
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>>51590358
How did you apply to your job?
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>>51590198
Is she Japanese?
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http://play.afreeca.com/ssuninjung/138140647
声がかわいい
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>>51590301
It is called Yuppie-culture. The useless of spring of rich people who will never achieve anything their parents done often get very obsessed with this shit for some time.

Give him a little time, he will grow out of it.
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>>51590318
I didn't, it's either create jobs or get out with the investor visa, I'm in the business of real estate but I can assure you my employees don't check the degrees

>>51590381
Chinese-Japanese, when you get deep with your partner, not understanding the language will fuck it up
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Does anyone want to hear the mean and lewd way my evil side would treat Hungary-chan?
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>>51590259
>>51590286
thanks!

>>51590318
I can't wait to eat it!
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>>51590179
But what if you have multiple prospects? they all offer the same service at the same price, but you have not seen them delivering yet.

The one that pulls of the best impression will win, every time no matter what

And while the "every prospect offers the same price and service" its very unlikely it is nevertheless extremely important to get every little advantage you can just in case if you want your company to prosper

So that is why the submariner is so great, it is always going to be proper to wear and thus you never have to worry about the impression your watch sends out
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>>51590187
わかる is correct as you know.
this sentence means
"this inter phone shows you who comes"
or"you can know who comes by this interphase"

わかれる means separate (and break up)
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>>51590277
同じく
最初は5ワードぐらいの短文すら読めなかったカスだったけど今は普通に文章読めてる
まだ書くのは時間がかかるけど
英語で英語圏の人から笑いを取れたときが一番嬉しいな
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>>51590444
no no no!!!
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>>51590396
韓国語楽しいw
イッシーってどういう意味だw
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>>51590454
I will work hard to be a good cook by the time you come!
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>>51590444
no way
do it
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Are Fishmans famous there?

Also how do you type Japanese on the internet? Is there a program or something (for non-Japanese that is)?
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>>51590483
>>51590524
Don't worry I will not.

Instead let's discuss the delicious meal she will cook for Japan-san who for some reason isn't confident he can win her heart.
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>>51590461
Question, do you really think subcontractors actually use watches to get the employers' attention?

Because that's not how it works my dear, this is about who you get along with the most not because of a watch, you would be surprised by how many modest people exist in the executive field
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>>51589980
貧乳の良さが分からないなんて、童貞こじらせ過ぎだぞ
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>>51590290
It means absent.
This interphone allows you to confirm whether anyone came to your house or not when you were away from your house.
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>>51590187
A is correct.
This intercom let you know who has come during your absence.
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>>51590537
I wish my flag had a yellow and not green star
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>>51590537
>Fishman

you mean the band?
I guess they aren't so famous now.
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>>51590504
thank you!
Please teach me your email address when I go to Hungary!
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>>51590461
So the submariner seems to be a standard. What if you are the prospect and I think: "Hm, a submariner, that's very average, why does he wear the standard for this. He is propably insecure doing an unusual choice on himslef."

I mean to come with the standard would instantly make also the impression of your offer being standard.
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>>51590719
Too fast.. I hope this goes ok
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>>51590657
Well just asking because they're pretty much /mu/core on /mu/ now. Long Season was pretty good.
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>>51590719
oh okay
[email protected]

give me time to learn i can only prepare simple things!
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>>51590424
>Chinese Japanese
How do you come to know her?
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>>51589959
多分好きな媒体で英語に触れることが一番だと思う
漫画でも映画でも
そしたらなーんとなく分かりだすと思う
自分はあるゲームが好きすぎてyoutubeのコメとか海外の掲示板とか読みまくってた
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RACIAL
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I GO WILD DEEP INSIDE OF MY HEART
ONE VOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elGX9rQesrI
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>>51590921
poo poo peru
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>>51590876
>posting your email address on 4chan rather than asking for his and emailing him
Silly girl...

I can only hope that people will respect you and not send you dirty unsolicited things.

I know I won't, but I'm worried about the Moroccan pervert and the other Americans.
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>>51590876
>[email protected]

I painted my cock in red
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tasukete senpaitachi
what are those kanji mean
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>日本人はこんなことを本当に信じる
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>>51590897
She was someone I met online and went to northern china for her after 6 months of talking
>>51590959
Don't worry, people here might be shit but aren't THAT shit
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>>51590959
Obviously this is not my main e-mail address.
I am no stranger to perverted things online.
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>>51590984

Frog
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>>51590997
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>51590998
>people here might be shit but aren't THAT shit
You have no idea.
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>>51590876
I sent.
maybe next year or later!
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>>51591056
I honestly don't think anyone here would abuse a girl's innocence
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>>51591032
arigatou gozaimasu
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>>51591066
Got it!
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>>51590998
I recieved pictures of huge penises before when I made friends with people online.

It's not a problem.
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>>51591099
Yeah. Of course not. I would never do such a thing!!!
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>>51591099
You are very naïve.
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78th for my penis
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>>51591157

Wow, this must be from lord of the rings.
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飯食いに出かけてくんぜ ノシ
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>>51590997
実際統治されたのはWW2後の数年しか無いけどなw
フィリピン・中国・東南アジアと実際違うからw スペインと区別がつかないポルトガルが何を言っているのやらw
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>>51591126
Why do people do this, it's not sex, it's not masturbation, it's not cuddling, what do they gain from this? It does nothing to them
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How many of you japanese posters have qt mothers?
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>>51591188
いってらっしゃいノシ
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>>51591197
t. dude who sent 5000 dick pictures on interpalls
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>>51591197
I think it is similar to frottage on public transport. Some kind of thrill that somewhere, in some way they violate a girl with the intimidating nature of their penis.
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>>51590876
Are you okay to teach your e-mail address here?
Not all people are nice here where everyone can see the thread.
I know you’re very nice and kind, so I’m worried about you.
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>>51590998
It's true. A guy in Germany told us he met someone in this thread. I wouldn't do that, tho.
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>>51591260
It's okay this is an email address that can handle 90gb of penis pictures.

I have many email address.
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>>51590997
植民地にはなってないから間違ってないんじゃないの?
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>>51591260
Maybe in this thread is okay, because I saw many case anons are exchanging their email or skype address. I don't do that, tho.
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>>51591291
>this is an email address that can handle 90gb of penis pictures
You are a funny hungarian
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>>51590062

もう今は治った?
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>>51590997
>Japanese people ???????? book ????
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>>51590062
そういえば羅闇さんってここのスレの外国人と何人もリアルで会っているってパンツ屋が言ってたけど、本当?
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>>51591351
Were you the german guy who called me a backstabber?
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>>51591351
implying what?
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こんなところで知り合った人とリアルで出会ったら、覚せい剤打たれてコンテナに積まれて北朝鮮に拉致されるか、
変なヤクの運び屋にされるかどっちかだよ。
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>>51591351
book lol
>Japanese people truly believe such a thing.
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>tfw Japanese dude can now write with a hungarian qt
>tfw you still growing paprika
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>>51591355
>>51591427
パンツ屋はハブってるけど、他の面子は逢ってるよ。日本でもフランスでも。
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うん、地下室で淫獣として飼われるよw
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>>51591495
Do you want a hug? I'd give you a hug. I'm a straight guy though.
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>>51591378
Yes

>>51591488
What does 本当 mean
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>>51591495
paprika needs much sunshine
when you eat it the sunshine goes in your heart
(and exits through your butthole, prepare)
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>>51591329
治ったよ、1年半位で何とかギリギリ普通に、その後1年半掛けて一般レベルになった
なんか冷蔵庫開けないと落ち着かないし、考えが纏まらないし
アレはヤバイと思った、ずっと続くなら多分死んでたw
腕の良い医者に会って良かったよ

>>51591355
何人かとあってるよ
フランスの人とスエーデンの人、あとaの方のコミケ後のオフ会に行ってる
まだつながり有るよ?
この前日本語上手いドイツの人居たけど話ししてぇ・・・

皆良いやつだよ。オフ会は凄かった・・・
皆でカラオケは凄かった・・・
俺の知らない日本人の歌歌うんだもん・・・俺より詳しいw
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>>51591558
本当 true
本当に truly
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>>51591351
>>51591558
本= book
本当= real/true
本当に= really/truly

漢字をもっと勉強してください、トルク人さん。
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>>51591558
I appreciated what you did
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>>51591609
この劣化スペイン人は性悪だな
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>>51591590
4chanオフ会なんてものが成立するとは
おどろいたなあw
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>>51590483
Why not?
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>>51591590
このスレのフランス人ってF?スウェーデン人って瑞典人かな?どっちも乳首写真投稿してくれてたw
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>>51591209
がんばって
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>>51591590
治って良かったね
私もITじゃないけど、過労死寸前まで行ったからよくわかる。
数百万の違いで命を差し出せないよ。
金じゃねえーって思った。
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>>51591680
少し前にチン子まで見せてくれた気前の良いイギリス人がいたよ。いい人だったなあ(遠い目
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Currently in tokyo. Japanese men what are you doing? Why are there so many single 7/10+ woman walking around?
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今夜はドラギナイト@ECB理事会
ガンバレヨーロッパ!
追加緩和を期待してるよ
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>>51591691
いい笑顔だ
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>??????book????
の意味がようやくわかった
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>>51591743
Are they blocking your way?
If you say SUMIMASEN loudly and they will let you pass through.
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やっぱり外国人のオチンチンは最高だったね
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>>51591729
すばらしい変態っぷりだ。良い人だったんだなぁ
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>>51591786
解説プリーズ
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本当の「本」だけ読んで、bookと勘違いしたってことかな
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>>51591648
毎回やってるよ、俺は大体年1回行ってるけどコミケまいにやってるよ。まあ、話来るかはしらないけど。

>>51591680
Fではないよ、昔居た人中二病って人だね、スエーデン人はエロバイキングさんだ。
日本に来たときにあって飯食ったりしたよ。
パンツ屋関連で離れちゃったからここには来ていないけど
スカイプとかツイッターでたまに話すよ

>>51591694
そうなんだよね、金じゃ無いンだよね、本当にヤバかったよ、復帰も大変だったし
日本は復帰するの大変な社会ってその時に初めて実感した。

日本語出来るなら日本に来た時に首都圏案内くらいなら出来るので声かけてくれれば
色々紹介とか案内出来るんだがな・・・
まあ、断られたことも有るし、俺の趣味だしw
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>>51591816

ゆるふわ系のチンコですごく素敵だったんだぁ~
足も長くて素晴らしい脚線美
また見たいな あのチンコ
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>>51591743
Japanese guys are too shy to ask one of them out. Once in awhile one of them will work up the courage too, and will say "umm... excuse me. You are really pretty I think! Would you like to go on a date with me?"

Then the girl will laugh at him and walk away, and he will never be able to find such courage again.
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>>51591913
>日本語出来るなら日本に来た時に首都圏案内くらいなら出来るので声かけてくれれば

ありがとうー

安心してください。日本人ですよw
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>>51591913
>エロバイキングさん

どんな人でしたか?
気になる~
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>>51591913
こないだ来てくれたよ、厨二病なら。パリの襲撃事件あった時だね。
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>>51591913
ああ、中二病さんとエロバイキングさんか。エロバイキングさんは今でも見かけるね。
>パンツ屋関連で離れちゃった
??この事件は知らない。何だろ?最近のパンツ屋出禁の件?
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>>51591694
>>51591913
こういうの見ると日本で働きたくなくなるよ・・・・
でもほとんどのアジアの国より日本のほうが条件はいいと思う
だから日本で生まれた人はラッキーだと思えばいいよ!
柬蒲塞よりいいよ(小声)
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>>51591953

I'm a girl but I just wanna kick this shy guy and beat him up until he apologises.
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>>51591798
Sooomeeemahhseeennnnnnnnn

Correcuto pronunciation ??????

Will I get their number with this as well?
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>>51591940
アメリカ人の女が日本人が一番硬くて良かったって言ってたよw アメリカ人・イギリス人・メキシコ人・ドイツ人いろいろやった中でだそうだ。あ、お世辞だったのかもしれんけどw
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>>51592013

私の場合、外資だったから日本とはあんまり関係ないかも。
メリルリンチ Fucking American company!
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>>51591953
>will say "umm... excuse me. You are really pretty I think! Would you like to go on a date with me?"
I don't even have courage say such a thing…
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>>51592027
>Sooomeeemahhseeennnnnnnnn

I think you pronounce perfectly.
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>>51592024
Apologies for what?
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>>51592024
姐さん、こわいっす
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>>51591953
I feel bad for the jap men. It's like life in easy mode for me being 6ft3, fit with blue eyes and not a autistic weeb. So many quality places to take a chick here as well. Don't even have to think.
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>>51592042

それ、よく聞くから、じ・じ・つみたいよ
ていうかその女 ビッチ!何人とやってんだ
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>>51591913
2人ともかっこよかったですか?それとも、えーっと・・・?
こないだ日本に来たドイツ人のsepさんはかっこ良かったみたいでしたけど!
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>>51592097
for nothing, of course.
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>>51592005
パンツ屋がheataとこのスレッドで揉めて色んな人をheataと間違えてスレッドで無差別攻撃するだけじゃなくて、twitterでもスパムしまくったんだよ。今も自分を良く見せる為に人の悪口言いまくってるじゃん?それをtwitterでもしまくってた。しかも呟くんじゃんくて、わざわざリプライ機能使って色んな人間にスパムしてた。

それが嫌でパンツ屋を何人かブロックしたし、あと厨二病の妹も他の女性陣と同じで個人攻撃された時があってパンツ屋が疑われてる。
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>>51592102

あっごめんなさい つい素がでてしまって
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>>51592085
Arigayto gozaymus

I've been practising my nip
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>>51592108
Wow you are so much better than Jap men.
And even more kind for having empathy towards them.

You are a well seen honout guest here I guess.
We all like you. :)
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>>51592139
D-do you want him to call your femanon-sama too?
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>>51592116
やっぱり事実?ああ、惜しいことしたなぁ。。相手25歳子持ちアメリカ人、もちろんBitchで迫られたw
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>>51592145
日本語スレ住人のtwitterとかあったんだ
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>>51592145

heata っていうのか。
haetaかと思ってた。いつも「生えた」で覚えてたから(笑)
なんか三重?の方のキチ外女とか言ってた気が。。。
あの人(たち)すぐお前はhaetaだなとか認定してきて、ぶっ飛んでてよくわからなかった。
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>>51592221
Haetaで合ってる、打ち間違えた。
三重のBBAとHaetaは別人でない?まあパンツ屋が思い込みだけで人を攻撃するのは確か。
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>>51592174
Ty Germany. They work such long hours so I want them to at least get some quality pussy.
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>>51592163
なんかいい感じ
I like women having strong opinions and will.
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>>51592067
It's probably for the best. If you said that you'd be kicked and beat up and made to apologize. Then her stinky foot would be smushing your face into the ground. You'd feel yourself start to get hard. She'd kick you over so you're lying on the ground face up and grind her foot into your crotch, saying "I can't believe you thought you could ask me out on a date when you have such a tiny cock." Then she'd take a few steps, with one of her feet trampling you, first on the stomach and then on the chest. Finally she'd hold her foot over your mouth, and tell you that you need to suck on her toes if you want her to forgive your pathetic behavior.

(note, I'm a dom, so this isn't my fetish, but I've chatted with enough sub boys to know what the dealo is)
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Recently I'm crying and missing tripname people, like Sara, Anaman, Kiri, others....I don't know why it happened. ;;
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>>51592438
Don't forget Suppaman
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>>51592145
パンツ屋っていつからいるんだ?
俺は日本語スレの扉絵画像を何人かで作ってた頃の住人で
その頃は彼はいなかったんだ。(パンツ屋と名乗ってなかっただけかも知れないけど)
でも他の住人同士で荒れまくっていたから、結構長い間他の板に潜伏していたんだ
で、戻ってきたら、、、いた。
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>>51592500
Suppaman-sensei still posts sometimes when he is bored at work.
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>>51592438
君の涙に住んでいるから、
そんな美しい涙を流すたびに
私たちがさらに消えてゆく
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>>51592500
But supaman is rarely here..quite few and doesn't stay long, anyway he is リア充.
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>>51592579
The more I cry, the more you guys are disappear...? So sad. and I do want to know why it happened and the reason why they left here.
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>>51592432
Hmm no (You).

Maybe you guys like being on top, you just lack the confidence to approach girls?
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私たちは、原発がどれだけ大きい最悪なのか、そしてその危険は将来につながるものとして、
何時までも、何時までいってもいいほど残り続けるものだという事を知っています。

"We know that how horrible nuclear power plants are and we know that they will forever be a recurrent danger for our future."

Is this translation acceptable?
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>>51592720
We know how horrible*
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>>51592720
yes
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Hi, I have a brief question concerning japanese language.
Is there any verb that doen't have the sound 'e' or 'i' before the -masu?
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>>51592720

いえす

大丈夫です
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>>51592676
Are you a girl?
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>>51592720
If it's not for official report, it'll be fine. They sounds a little unnatural as a Japanese, but understandable.
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のぞみは大丈夫かな
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>>51592835
probably no.
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>>51592752
>>51592774
Thank you!

>>51592886
Actually the japanese bit is from a speech Oe Kenzaburo held. Maybe it sounds unnatural because it is out of context.
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>>51592720
>最悪
I guess you want to say 災厄(saiyaku)

>何時までも、何時までいってもいいほど
"何時までも何時までも" or "何時までも" is better.
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This is the first time I've had hot chocolate not from a packet in my life

>>51592956
Kek
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>>51593018
I've never not had instant ramen
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ALL BIG PENIS GAIJIN ARE BAN FROM JAPAN

THIS IS WARNING TO BIG PENIS GAIJIN

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TO JAPAN

JAPANESE GIRL GET BISHO BISHO ON THOUGHT OF BIG, HUGE GAIJIN PENIS

THIS MAKE LIKE NOT FAIR FOR JAPANESE MALE.

ALL BIG PENIS GAIJIN ARE BAN FROM JAPAN
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>>51593135
>never not
Wat?
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>>51593135
Aww that's even sadder. You should give it a try. Even Japanese children have had it so...
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>>51593218
WHAT IF WE GO FOR KAWAI DESU JAPANESE SMALL PENIS AND NOT 3DPD WHORE?
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>>51593221
I've never had real ramen, just instant ramen

>>51593251
ikr
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>>51592956
Ooe Kenzaburo? He used to be a good writer, but now he is worthless and lost his mind.kek
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Hahaha little fools, hahaha.
Do you remember me?
How foolish.

HAHAHA!
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>>51593318
oh, are there any real ramen-ya in Sweden?

>>51593326
I remember you , a Korean having German flag.
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>>51591971
折角日本に来て、片言の日本語で苦労するってひとが可哀想なんで
手助けしたいって、ただそんだけなのですよ。
旅行者の手伝いは、ただ俺英語とか出来ないから、ある程度日本語出来ないと俺との会話すら出来ないから人を選ぶよ

>>51591991
>>51592121
外見は俺の口からは言えないな。
公開情報では無いからね、ここで自取りとか公開してるなら別だけどね

>>51591993
>>51592005
中二病さんたまに書き込んでるの??しらんかった・・・・

>>51592013
人は生まれながらにして平等じゃ無いからね。
自分の出来る範囲でやってくことしか出来ないんだ。
ラッキーかそうじゃないかは中々難しいなぁ・・・
俺、鬱で死にかけたしね

>>51592054
メリルリンチは日本じゃあんまり聞かないからなぁ・・・仕方ないね

>>51592720
代替えのエネルギーが出るまでは使い続けるよね。仕方ないね
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>>51592917
He is sucking my penis now.
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>>51593380
yeah there are some but I've never been to one, it's not usually something you just stumble upon
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>>51593440
wow
congratulations
your girlfriend looks really cute
I wish I had a girlfriend like you :(
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>>51593440
>>51593540
なにこの自演w
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>>51593318

To be fair, instant ramen is still really good if you know what brands to buy.
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>>51593440
You are boring, I'm very bored. why can't you change your character to more interesting personality, can you?

>>51593478
>stumble upon
you mean you just missed the chance to visit there? Is it expensive or is it difficult to drop by?
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Dumo arigato, Midori Takada!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWGjYg2LmZQ
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>>51593407
>外見は俺の口からは言えないな
残念。カッコ良ければカッコ良いとだけお願いw

>>51593625
>what brands to buy.
What brands do you usually buy and do you have any specific favorite one?

Mine, is 正麺 (seimen)
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>>51593694
言えないって言ってるんだからもうやめとけ
下品だ
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>>51593633
They are rare so it's not like you'll find one unless you specifically look for one

>>51593625
The problem here is that the stores usually only have one brand (from my experience), so you have to go to the right store. I usually try to get nissin since they are pretty decent imo
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>>51593625
I had one bowl of Sapporo Ichiban that came with Bok Choy and other vegetables (corn and something else I think), added some Aburaage and it was easily one of the best ramen I've ever had.
... I never really paid attention to ramen not really did seek it out, but hey. It was really good, still.
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>>51593633
fuck off John!
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>>51593694
>What brands do you usually buy and do you have any specific favorite one?

Mama noodles and shin cups are pretty good desu. There's also a couple of brands written entirely in some sort of ancient elvish language, and I don't know what they're called, but they're really good too (the noodles are flat and translucent, they look like sickly squid tentacles)

Someone here once told me to put an egg in my instant ramen noodles, but I wasn't sure if they were just trying to make me sick, so I never did.
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>>51593721
>下品だ
いつもの必要以上に人を貶してくる人か。
こういう人がいるからコテさん達が減っちゃったんだろうね。もう聞かないから、こっちにもレス付けないで。

>>51593745
I see, then you'd better wait some day you can come to Japan. lol
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>>51593878
違うと思うよ
他人の外見が気になってしょうがない下品な人
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>>51593846
>shin cups
This triger us, Nigel
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>>51593786
Fuck off, Hans! Or...Kim?

>>51593846
>elvish language.
I guess the noodles are flat and translucent and look like sickly squid tentacles are not Japanese noodles. I guess it's Thai noodles made of powder rice.

>put egg.
I recommend you put onion and sausages. lol
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>>51594020

Why? Don't you like them in Japan?
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>>51594106
They are Korean, so we are not allowed to like them here.
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>>51594106
trolling? or serious? I don't understand
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>>51594106
Only a few people like them. We don't eat them even when the massive earthquaqe happened.
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>>51592864
No I'm a guy.
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>>51593878
必要以上か?
別にそんな貶すつもりで言ったわけじゃないだろうし、過剰反応し過ぎだと思うけどなぁ
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>>51594106
>A British guy like a shin cup
REEEEE
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>>51593694
格好いいかは個人の物差しで変わるので、判らないって答えさせて戴きますね。
外見についてはもういいよね。
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>>51594106
I don't like spicy/hot food………
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This I tried Download.
Though it or easy-to-use do not know yet.
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>>51594092
>onion and sausages

Usually I just put prawns in, but I'll try that next time.

>>51594133
>>51594219

I did not realise the hate ran so deep.
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>>51594133
That's stupid. They're my favorite brand.
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>>51594262
あんたは間違ってない
食い下がって想像オナニーのネタ探しに勇み過ぎたこいつが悪い
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>>51594361
You've done it now.
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>>51593878
自分が迷惑なことをしてるという自覚がないのか・・・
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>>51594392
God is a westerner not allowed to enjoy korean food sometimes?

So stupid.
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>>51594284
うん、了解しました。いつも全く関係ないのに急に絡んできては、自演で擁護レスばかり付ける変なのに絡まれちゃったからこれで消えます。
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>>51594106
supermarket in 3.11
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>>51594333
It depends on the person of course
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>>51594410

if you like anything korean it means you hate japan
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>>51594425
もう来なくていいぞ、品性下劣な恥知らず
都合の悪い意見は全部自演だと思って引きこもっておけ
そのほうが社会のためだ
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残した食べ物に謝りますか?
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>>51594410

Did you ever have two friends at school who got into an argument with each other, and if you played with one, the other would forsake you? I think the situation is similar.
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>>51594221
>彼らのようなごく少数の人だけ。私たちは、大規模なearthquaqeが起こった場合でも、それらを食べていません。

そりゃ食わないよなあw
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>>51594333
>prawns
It's good too. :) And about shin cup, I guess it's not only hate because of the taste is different for us. Pls don't take too serious, here is 4 chan anyway.
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>>51594333
I don't hate Korean people. But hating shin cups is a meme.
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>>51594425
関係なくても絡むやつがいないと
お前みたいなやつは止まらないだろ
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>>51594559
機械翻訳?
likeの意味違う
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>>51594425
いつもいて、急に火病を起こすけどパンツ屋みたい
に特定しにくくて面倒だから、気にしない方が良いよ
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>>51594453
>あなたは韓国のものが好きなら、それはあなたが日本を憎むことを意味します

そういう傾向は無きにしもあらず、だな
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>>51594425
さっさと死ねバーカwww
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>>51594643
t. White Knight
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>>51594655
どうして日本語訳したの貼るの?
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>>51594453
lol, what a good idea, I've never thought about it before.
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>>51594655
余計なお世話かもだけど、機械翻訳書かなくても日本人はわかるよ
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>>51594643
引きこもってるから、ちょっとしたことでイライラして火病起こしちゃうんだろうねー
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>>51594636
【悲報】ネトウヨ、簡単な英語もできない。
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またいつものホワナイ連呼が来たなあ
いつも平和だったのが突然変な空気になるからバレバレなんだが
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>>51594746
機械翻訳だからおかしいとこあるしね
別に難しい文章じゃないからここにいる人はみんなわかると思う
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>>51594663
あ、釣れてるwww
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>>51594663
>>51594831
何で自演してるの?
>>
ここの平和は変わりやすいw
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>>51594829
あんまり構わない方が良いよ。いつ火病起こして粘着嫌がらせレス付けてくるか分からないから
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ネトウヨって本場の韓国人すら知らないような韓国語を使うよな
よほど韓国の事が好きなんだろうw
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>>51594453
>if you like anything korean it means you hate japan
This is literally how Jews think
>if you like anything Palestinian it means you hate Israel
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>>51594791
ネトウヨやネトサヨと言うアホは2chへ行けよ
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>>51594791
自己紹介マジ?
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>>51594791
え、俺のこと?
翻訳貼ってる人のこと?
彼らのように じゃなくてそれらを好きって意味だと思ったけど違うのかな
themってラーメンのことだよね?
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>>51594860
それは4chanの性質です。
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