CAN USA MEX
/mu/ edition
So the other one finally fell off?
poastan
>>51585748
Nah, but the second one is on page seven. They'll both fall off soon enough.
i will protect this thread from evil
So what are we listenin' to, boyz?
Is it safe?
I'm fucking starving right now
>>51585871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-4tqVlJoSA
>>51585871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtcP0PFifpE
Posted this earlier, but it's been stuck in my head all day.
nth for don't bully!
>>51585906
every day until you like it
>>51585871
Ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and grind ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXxkNaRkp8
Good morning
>>51585915
>you will never get to feel your smooth legs after shaving and lotion.
>ukranians get to drive humvees but I don't
wait what when did we get 11 pages
>>51585932
sup dude
>tfw the best thing about being american is that you're an american
>>51585931
There's always a time and a place for R Kelly
>>51585895
i could go for some five guys desu
>>51585925
S T O P
>>51585976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
the collapse of the USSR was a mistake
>>51585965
Just watched Rick & Morty.
Shit has no right being as good as it it.
>>51585895
Make some food.
I kinda want to make pancakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJwPBYzaZ3Y
>>51585932
Good morning (?)
Mornin' America
>>51586001
I always think of Its Always Sunny when I hear this now
nth for Winnipeg is literally Silent Hill
pic is from today
>>51586005
Those are big feet
>>51585895
i'm hungry as fuck. gonna make some noodles
Has anyone seen the new TPB season? Thinking about starting it tomorrow.
>>51586020
Morning SPANE?
>>51586007
Every thread, fuck off
>>51586020
Good morning España
>>51585994
The weak and the cute must be bullied.
>>51586015
It's morning for me. And technically it is 12AM here, so it counts.
>>51585915
>>51586005
>>51586050
seems like you enjoyed this :)
https://www.reddit.com/user/purpleislands/submitted/
>>51586070
if weabos are allowed to post their cancer...why can't i do the same?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>51586020
Buenos dÃas España. ¿Se Follaste tus gallos esta dÃa?
>>51586126
oh, but he can....
who are we talking about?
I kinda want a beer!
>>51586152
>¿Se Follaste tus gallos esta dÃa?
your spanish is really shit
>I have to stay awake till 2
>>51586098
They shouldn't be allowed to, you posting more shit doesn't make the shit any better, only nigger.
>>51586020
good morning, you missed a shooting
>>51586154
>>51586158
Killthany Blackstano.
Buds, should I go to the doctor if I'm always hungry no mater how much I eat. I used to get by on 2 meals a day but now it's a constant thing.
>>51586152
>¿Se Follaste tus gallos esta dÃa?
>>51586201
it's the winter pham. your body naturally wants to eat more
I'm rewatching "My Winnipeg" and it hits home so fucking hard.
;_;
>Peter Quincy Taggart already taken
>Heywood Floyd already taken
I'll never be a rad space commander
>>51586219
Original pic that caught my interest a few days ago desu
>>51586201
you should be eating 3 meals a day anyways
>>51586173
Y tú México. ¿La follaste tu madre esta dÃa? Cojà a tu madre esta dÃa.
>>51586227
I watched that and I didn't understand what the fuck was going on.
>>51586262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siy0qFBWxy8
>>51586270
It's super metaphorical.
>>51586288
That's just as much cancer as >>51586262
>>51586312
Maybe I need to watch that again. I went in thinking it was an actual serious documentary about Winnipeg.
>>51586313
he is one of the fewest vloggers who is not an autist
>>51586288
>some retarded shitskin ranting
lmao
nah
>>51586227
It's a great movie, definitely.
>>51586353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0icBxYtixQ
Sure
>>51586367
solo te caga, porque critico a tu novio fumador
>>51586384
aww shit...the old makalakesh was more based
Do you guys have any phobias?
>>51586428
a phobia of ur mum hahahahahahahahah get rekt
>>51586428
pretty much everything
>>51586351
It's actually pretty serious, just think beyond what is being said literally, and think more of what it implies for the city as a whole.
It might seem a little scattered and avant-garde, but it has a lot of meaning.
>>51585867
>female Zelda
Wow really original art there. pfffft
>>51586428
Astraphobia
>>51586428
Dolls, mannequins, ventriloquist dummies
>>51586288
>Gringos odian los negros
Es la verdad. No puedo escuchar a eso Maricón más.
También
>No mames WEEEEEEY
>>51586428
Bees and wasps. I've stared a bear in the face while remaining calm but those two make me flip out.
>>51586393
lmao
I picture you as a 5'6 brown chubster, dude
You're opinion is like
Not worth a lot
haha
>>51586484
if you wanna learn spanish, you need to watch him
I have to stay awake till 3 HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO IT
>>51586483
So you wouldn't fuck with finding a porcelain doll next to you in your bed one night
>>51586428
Intimacy
>>51585686
>be me
>go to hot dog stand I haven't been to in a while
> some Mexican that looks like he stepped out of a reservation is behind the counter
>order hot dog everthing no sport peppers
>he doesn't know what I'm talking about.
>I have to spend 5 minutes explaining what a hotdog with everything no sport peppers means
Fucking spics
>>51586428
Leeches, slugs, and the like
sup crew
>>51586518
Did you learn English by watching trump speeches?
Goodnight lads
>>51586519
It'll be 3am in another 40 minutes
>>51586528
man I had so many nightmares about that shit coming to life when I was young
I don't flip shit or anything but just get pretty uncomfortable. I won't sleep in the same room as one though.
I have to teach a gaggle of freshmen physics in 6 hours and I cant fall asleep
please send help
>>51586531
kek
>>51586428
I have a phobia of subhumans that can only be cleansed with genocide.
>>51586555
yes, and i am not kidding
>>51586548
shoo gains goblin
>>51586585
No mames wey
>>51586548
gross
>>51586568
jesus senpai.
>>51586428
I have horrible claustrophobia, and I can't handle anything crawly (bugs, spiders, snails, etc.)
>>51586563
not over here
>>51586548
send some here
>>51586599
>he follows the clean bulk meme
>>51586604
i really like his speeches
>>51586585
Does it ever make you mad that everyone in Central America hates on your Spanish, but still uses your phrases?
>5 years of dry cut death grip masturbation
Will my penis ever recover?
>>51586648
centracas don't really hate us....tbqh they are just mexicans in a denial
>>51586650
Mine did. How often do you?
>>51586648
>Central America
Literally who?
>>51586658
She whizzed herself?
>>51586650
"no"
actually probably, just stop doing that
>>51586640
>they follow the dirty bulk meme
Who else here is /High School Dropout/?
>>51586650
What's dry cut? Jerking without lube?
>>51586665
Guatemalans definitely have some beef with you guys but it seemed mostly friendly.
By the way does anyone still use this phrase: Tiramos la casa por la ventana
>>51586710
>Tiramos la casa por la ventana
in sometimes i heard people saying shit like that
>>51586650
what happened to it?
>>51586710
>Guatemalans
Again, literally who?
>trying to style my hair into a pompadour for the first time at 1AM in the morning
just fuck my shit up senpai
>finals
>>51586704
College drop out. I wish I could get a nice construction job because those usually pay well. I need to find a way out of burger flipping and retail.
>>51586704
>high school droput
>english certification
>I literally became fluent in english just by shitposting on 4chan
>earn as much money as my buddies who spent 5 years studying retarded careers
wew lad
>>51586768
i wish i was you
>>51586768
What do you do?
>>51586665
>there like a dozen countries in that tiny bit of clay
>and god help you if you accidentally say someone is from the wrong country because they all hate eachother
accidentally called an El Salvadoran friend of mine Honduran, he flipped on that one
>>51586768
4chan saves lives.
>>51586753
college is ez dude
>>51586787
>accidentally called an El Salvadoran friend of mine Honduran
>>51586796
this
>>51586787
I just call them all Mexican to piss them off, they've given up on correcting me.
>>51586704
I'm failing my first semester of college so I might as well be.
>>51586650
>deathgrip everyday sometimes multiple times a day
>dont even like it anymore its just something I do while bored
>take a two week break
>suddenly every girl I see is making me hard as stone
>warm feeling all over body and when a girl talks about stupid shit I can tolerate it without an urge to leave
>cuming feels good again
>>51586758
If you actually go to school for construction, you can make some good money. Don't be thrown off by the idea of physical labor, there's a good chance you'll make more than a lot of your friends that are in college. I co-manage my dad's company that he's been running since I was little. Makes good money and my uncle runs operations for it down in Acapulco.
>>51586768
What do you do?
>>51585871
Bergthron and noisecontrollers. Varg liked club music too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tq79IhZSMI
>>51586805
I'm used to it at this point but finals still drain me
>>51586783
>>51586821
work as a translator
I will try to finish highschool in the next 3 months, if I can I will learn shitloads of languages and try to work as a translator in yurop
>>51586753
>lol dude i jsut show up 2 clas look at muh phon n den get all A's
>>51586787
They have pretty distinct cultures, accents, phrases, ethnic makeups etc.
>>51586838
if I can't*
>>51586838
>work as a translator
como aprendiste ingles..?
>>51586742
Here's what my shitty hair looks like right now
>>51586866
cuando iba en bachillerato en el politecnico daban clases de ingles en le CELEX, y en internet, busca tests para los examenes de cambridge y baja libros en pdf
>Told myself I'd get some good sleep tonight so I can get shit done tomorrow
>Stay up posting on a Cambodian woodworking image board
ISN'T LIFE GRAND LADS
>>51586911
>busca tests para los examenes de cambridge y baja libros en pdf
lo hare estas vacaciones si es que no me gana la flojera
>>51586922
>was supposed to go to sleep 2 hours ago
It sure is.
Did you guys see tecatito's goal for porto today?
>tfw failing every class
Lads, is college really worth it?
never forget
>>51586876
you've got the head and face of a mongoloid
>>51586977
what program?
>>51586977
Quit being stupid.
>>51586876
top looks too long
>>51586977
If you're failing at this point of the semester doesn't that mean nothing is salvageable? It is not worth it if you don't want to do it
I wish I'd stayed away from pol, I want my eyes to be shut again
>>51586977
If you're failing you obviously don't care about your classes, which means you probably won't like what ever career you're trying to get into
>>51586979
I'm white :^)
>>51586977
Maybe if you got off the internet for more than 10 minutes a day you'd be doing better. Fuck sakes.
also take a shower, le smelly man
>>51586996
>>51586996
>>51586996
>>51586996
>>51586996
can't stress this enough.
if you don't have straight A's gtfo
>>51587016
thanks to /pol/ i became a russia boo :)
Stuck in an elevator with 5 girls and they started laughing
Help
>>51586977
you obviously are not studying, know the material the day after its taught
>>51587043
touch the tit on the one to your left
>>51587043
rip
>>51587023
You and I both know there are professors from hell
>>51587043
Last time I was in an elevator full of grills, one of them gave me her number.
Lads!
My cousin "accidentally" dropped her robe near me, and she always wants to touch me and she constantly teases me, am I over reacting thinking she is coming on to me or something?
She tells me she wants "a guy like you anon"
Once again, am I overreacting? I feel as if I am, and my fantasies are overwhelming me.
>>51587064
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
Fuck off Chad
>>51587052
This is awful fuck
Theyre telling one not to spit her drink out
What did i fucking do
>>51587064
Not happening here theyre clearly making fun of me
>>51587074
I'm adopted btw.
>>51587059
yes.
they are called cunts who get in my way.
Just do what they want to the letter.
it's pretty straightforward.
>>51587076
>>>/r9k/
>>51587074
all of my cousins are 25+ years old...and they ain't virgins anymore :(
>>51587081
Quit being an ugly cunt and maybe women wouldn't laugh.
>>51587074
just fuck her lad
They left
>>51587103
Why are you so rude?
>>51587074
>white people
>>51587023
joke's on you, I dropped out years ago
now I'm a productive member of society with a respectable job who spends his days off here
>>51587103
>>51587076
Fuck off, shitjugger
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r9k/
Why does /brit/ have the best general?
>>51587121
Why are you alive?
>>51587133
is it the best?
>>51587016
repeat after me anon
racism is wrong
My roommate is currently fucking a married woman who is 5 years older than him. What do?
>>51587074
>>51587143
yes
>>51587132
>Sees the Montana flag
Oh you pulled in one of those girls ew
>>51587133
Why do you consistently have terrible taste?
>>51587146
find the husband senpai.
obviously.
>>51587146
join in obviously
>>51587122
I'm not white, I'm Chicano (see >>51587094)
>>51587109
>>51587148
How do I go about that? Would it not be weird if I was wrong, is there any subtle way to acknowledge this?
(Asking 4chan for advice, kek)
>>51586923
es facil
solo practica mucho posteand en 4chan
>>51587168
Someone's mad they post in a shitty general
Also does having a 4chan pass mean I can use a vpn and shitpost as different countries?
>>51587158
One that's not fat? Yeah, mobility scooters are a real turn off.
I suppose that's all a beta from the south could hope for though. McDonald's grease oozing out of her pores comes at no extra charge though!
>>51587183
conozco 4chan desde 2009....empece a postear en 2014....desde entonces he logrado aprender algo de ingles
>>51587146
Fuck the husband, that way everybody have fun.
>>51587181
>I'm no longer the only chicano in this thread
>>51587036
I just hate kebabs and jews now.
>>51587145
It's not when we're on track to becoming like Germany or Sweden. We need to be more like Japan or China and preserve our own culture.
>>51587170
>>51587178
She left her phone in the kitchen and she has 4 missed calls and 5 unread messages from the same guy. I'm afraid for my roommate tbqfhwy
>>51587218
Which state?
Shitty California here, I hate other Chicanos, don't get to comfy.
>>51587218
come home brown man
>>51587218
You never were :^)
and neither was he.
We're around
>>51587225
thanks to /pol/ i learnt that the dutch scum can be erradicated someday
>>51587225
America doesn't have a shared ancestry like Japan or China, and that's a good thing
it allows us to easily attract and integrate the best and brightest from around the world
>>51587236
I'm from North Carolina. You should come visit Monroe sometime it's right outside of charlotte, and the west side is entirely hispanics.
>>51587226
>I'm afraid for my roommate tbqfhwy
don't be, people fuck other guys wives all the time
>>51587205
>we're a few points behind the South
>go us!
lmao
>>51587281
>fat acceptance whale detected!
lmao stay mad, fatty
Video games, movie, or posting here?
>>51587330
>Montana
>mfw Trump makes liberals mad as fuck
>>51587340
video games
>>51587247
>>51587246
The memes are real I guess.
>>51587268
I'm honestly scared to leave my state, its difficult to live without actual Mexican food, plus I'm legit scared of white people because I feel they dislike me so I try not to go near them.
>Mfw I can eat good Mariscos whenever
R8 my breakfast family
>>51587351
when will these kike rats leave us alone?
>>51587363
better than mine's gonna be/10
>>51587363
Eggs and Chorizo?
Machaca is based af.
>>51587358
That's how it is where I live. It's funny west monroe is all hispanics and east monroe is all blacks. Whites were a minority at the high school i went to. I don't blame you whites are scary people.
>>51587357
Good taste.
>>51587391
It's cajun spiced sausage, not chorizo. And that is turkey meat and bell peppers in chili sauce.
>>51587330
nothing wrong with a little extra flesh, more to play with
>>51587363
Cut up the sausage, put it in a pan, and cook it with the eggs next time.
>>51587363
Chicano/10
Looks tasty
>>51587358
>>51587402
>being scared of white people
>>51587351
>mfw republicans actually think trump can win a general election
>>51587432
I like it sauteed with mushrooms like I did.
But thank you.
>>51587440
They are, did you know they kill 600000000000000 jews?
>>51587440
One time on a job site there was the old white neighbor who was calling us spics and telling us to leave. He ended up coming out with a gun and said he would shoot us if we didn't leave. Scary stuff.
I think I'm gonna ask a cute girl out tomorrow. I hope she says yes. Wish me luck lads.
>>51587451
>mfw he does
>>51587367
Never, you're stuck with me here forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
>>51587495
i heard it was 6 gorillion
>>51587435
Gracias vato.
>>51587499
that sucks mate. come to cali we're 50% brown anyway
>>51587499
Sounds like a great state you live in :^)
>>51587529
when can we wall off California and give it back to the mexicans?
>>51587506
I don't even know what I would do if that happened.
>>51587428
I was unsure lad, my mistake I rarely eat chorizo, still looks good nonetheless.
>>51587402
I've honestly only met white people when I've gone to Connecticut, I feel out of place, I actually understand segregation now. I'll have to visit sometime tho, do they combine southern elements of food into Hispanic food?
>>51587440
Oh no, I respect them and all, but I just would prefer not to upset them by going near them since I assume a large portion dislike Chicanos.
>>51587529
Probably more than 50% lad.
>>51587538
after i move to the PNW ;^)
>>51587529
Never been I'll visit one time. I've been to Texas, but I still prefer where I live.
>>51587534
Yeah and I can't even imagine how scary Montana would be, you know how many old white people they got?
>>51587556
damn you
>>51587499
Did you call the police or something?
That was pretty rude.
>>51587451
Oh he will, trust me he will.
>>51587542
Celebrate.
Seriously, giver one reason why you should NOT vote for Trump.
>>51587552
There's tex-mex places and there's actual places. Like at the flea market there's a taco truck that has amazing lengua.
>>51587499
>not shooting him before he shoots you
Self defense is legal
>>51587590
because his economic policies will only continue to widen the gap between rich and poor rather than reversing it
>>51587582
M8 half those guys are illegal we're not gonna call the fucking cops
re-reworked it
I'm kinda proud.
>>51587510
>>51587590
>>>/oven/
>>51587635
At the current state, your security is more important
>>51587614
BASED LENGUA.
>>51587662
first of all its not
second of all its not an either or proposition
third Trump's foreign policy would only leave security in a worse state than it is today
DUDE
>>51587707
WEED
>>51587707
>>51587701
t. has no idea how security works
>>51587641
I should have known, kek. What happen after that?
>>51587772
fantastic argument
>>51587662
No it isn't. America's security is as good as it gets. There's limits to predicting what threats are real and what threats are not
>>51587701
You have Muslims roaming the country, Mexishits crossing the border, niggers doing whatever they want because the Liberal keks support them and you're in a conflict with Russia. I say he can fix all of those.
>>51587787
It was on par with your "argument" of
>it's not
Why? because you said so? Great argument fagtron, really convinced me with those hot opinions.
Typical clueless bernie drone
>>51587797
>>51587662
>>51587792
See >>51587797
Ever Muslim, Mexican and a nigger is a security risk.
>>51587785
We got the owner to talk some sense into the neighbor
>>51587797
And it's all thanks to you, you've poisoned our government with the taint of money and we'll never get rid of it now fuck off back to auschwitz
