What do you want for christmas /asean/?
what do muslims do on christmas?
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We have to build a wall. We're gonna build the wall and it's going to be the biggest, beautiful wall you've ever seen- and it's going to have a big, wonderful door. And we're gonna get good negotiators, agreements, because China, they're killing us. Killing us.
>>51582797
I want to become a UN deregate desu, witness the banter of world readers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN0fZp7FqnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN4boS3eHos
have you started the fire
>>51582797
>anno domini 2015
>being muslim
Why are the current generation of world readers so fucking awkward?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBMnl5MlyD8
>2016 is getting closer
>I still do not have a girlfriend
Good morning /asean/. What is your plan today?
>what do muslims do on christmas?
Bomb themselves like any other day?
>>51583024
Be Patient anon
Age of Waifu is near
I want a Southeast Asian boytoy for Christmas
>>51583067
God is thie greatest
>>51582797
There is a guy from Philippines working with me, he is quite dumb
>>51583049
that's very rude
rate me :)
>>51583049
/asean/ is a board of peace and tolerance for all peoples of this world
>>51583049
Hilarious and original
I spend my Christmas eve time with my gf thb. Sucks to be you JONES.
>>51583049
hahahaha fug
le cool and edgy
here's something cool and edgy too
KYS
Why does it seem like Meowchat is so popular in this region?
>>51582797
>christmas?
no Christmas here
>>51583620
Cat is qt af senpai.
>>51583696
t. aceh
>>51583620
anime
>>51582797
Money desu
>>51583756
>American
>not blonde with tanned skin
0/10
>>51582797
>What do you want for christmas /asean/?
probably money
>what do muslims do on christmas?
probably mock us like what other religions do
>my security guard acquaintance talking to INC fellow since he's guarding the store in front
>it's nearing Christmas
>INC: Hey why are you celebrating this holiday? Isn't your God dead? *smug face*
Did any of you get in on the 2017 diversity visa lottery?
How do you feel about filipinos being left out of the fun?
>>51584389
I don't think you know what INC people really believe or do
>>51582797
>What do you want for christmas /asean/?
I want to be happy.
>what do muslims do on christmas?
praise allah
also stop posting pics of old relics, it's unsettling
>>51583077
Me too.
I wish there were cute ones in Vancouver who liked me.
>>51584531
What's that? Can't you just get in by applying?
THREADLY REMINDER THAT ANIME IS GAY
>>51584775
>anime ^_^
>no asutralia
>>51585023
Australia*
>>51585039
Thought*
>>51584389
>INC
"Iglesia ni Cristo, an indigenous Christian religious organization originating in the Philippines"
>Isn't your God dead
Wut?
>a certain politician(running as president on 2016) shits on the pope
>the church shits back on him by exposing all of his "evil deeds" through the media.
it's funny that he actually self-destructed himself the day he declared his candidacy. I thought the church practices that "revenge is bad" and shit like that?
>>51585506
>I thought the church practices that "revenge is bad" and shit like that?
no
>tfw no qtp2t filipina gf
>>51585506
t. dutdutfan circlejerking team
Rate my capal lads
>>51585720
cute
>>51582797
Why do the rest of ASEAN countries apart of Philippines celebrate Christmas? That's not blasphemy? I'm sure that wont please Allah/Buddha/whateveryourgodis
>>51585761
they have christians there too
>>51585761
We're not homogenous country you know
>>51585761
meh,christmas has lost it's religious meaning,now it's just a holiday where you get free shit
I DONT WANNA RUN AWAY
completed the whole thing and still no wish granted
I am losing hope,should I try again this year?
>you will not spend the rest of le 2015 with your chink gf
>>51586092
why not continue?
simbang gabi is like a zoo for jejemon
it's entertaining
are you ready for christmas?
>>51586190
Barely see any jejemons since 2010 of you mean the gangster wannabes
>>51583049
the only correct answer ITT
>>51586208
>tfw it's already december
>>51586156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOK6zmpOe0
>ada bule
>>51586319
>mfw that's how i imagine average aussie looks like
What city do you live in senpaitachi?
pic unrelated
Why do Filipinas have the best feet?
How do I get a qt Indo gf?
>>51586319
that's exactly what indons will do when they meet bule
>ada indog
>>51583049
yes, yet they outnumber the amout of muslim babies being pumped out to number of suicide bombers
>>51586438
impose colonialism 2.0
don't forget to remove islam this time
How much would your sister charge to let you fuck her?
>>51586438
1st: post pic
2nd: post dick
>>51586438
just be yourself
>>51586438
convert to islam ya akhi
>>51586438
just b urself
>>51586507
ilani looks very chinky
i mean truly malaysian
err truly asia
>>51586541
That guys clearly sikh
Why did you guys let Islam infect you?
>>51586482
Why did the dutch fail at it? Isn't it only half indos that are Christians
I mean Mayans were sacrificing children to their God and The Spaniards still turned them Christian. Dutch didn't try hard enough desu
>>51586474
rude tbf,please stop
>>51586593
i know
i just google absolutely halal tbqh
>>51586507
why ilani so cute guys?
>>51586503
20 bucks
>>51586503
free
>>51586595
low education, economic struggle.
when you have nothing to be proud of, you would made up something that can be proud of, such as religious value.
>>51586601
because islam is useful to conquer the land, why remove it?
Punta daw kami ni dad sa Thailand for business trip. Sheit, my first time out of the country and it's Thailand.
>>51586677
you and your dad gonna share a tranny?
>>51586721
I'd rather get two Trannys actually.
>>51586677
why?
thailand is a good place i think
>>51586593
he got sikh gains brah
>>51586677
>Shapeshifting trannies of Thailand
It's like playing Minesweeper
>>51586763
isn't that why your dad is there?
>>51586775
Yeah, but I wanted my first time travelling to be somewhere farther, maybe Europe, USA, because I think it will be a long time again before we travel abroad.
>>51586808
0/10
Why are Bule here? Are you trying to add another nigger like Indian, and real nigger here again?
FUCK YOU. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN. FUCKING BULE. WE RACE WAR NAU
>>51586859
>EU
>USA
why doe?
>>51586677
You can just type that in full English or Tagalog tho. ughh
>>51586917
you killed his joke,don't be a punjab
>>51586677
>business trip
anak tatapatin na kita, di tayo pupunta doon para sa "business trip".
ibebenta kita para kumita yang boipussy mo
>>51587001
salamat daddy :^)
>>51586949
Because I want to see a lot of white people, like herds of them.
>>51587070
>USA
>white people
>>51587070
you'll see that from where you are going to in thailand
ipagpaumanhin nyo ang aking kapangahasan ngunit anong nangyayari sa sinulid na ito sa kasalukuyan?
>>51587117
>sinulid
>hindi pahina
As a Muslim, I think Christmas is alright. More holidays for everyone.
>>51587238
You get much discount at that day though. That's the most important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2WzocbSd2w
>what do muslims do on christmas?
Fire RPGs into Coalition tents having Christmas dinner.
Nah, I'm a muslim and christmas is fine here, at least in my neighbourhood.
Minority people does not make any significant noise actually.
do INC receive Christmas bonuses as well?
if so, fuck them.
>>51587420
>They actually celebrate christmas here
>muslims got cukced
>>51587784
By your logic, every religions here sucks other religions' dick which is kind of hot tho.
>>51587826
ikr? :3
>>51587238
Buya Hamka is disappointed with you
>>51586962
oh look. It's that guy again!
>>51582930
I'd give Kirchner a vigorous 15 seconds
>>51588131
It's for the best anon don't be a jeje tier
KONTOL
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PRIVATE TRACKERS ARE SUCH A MEME
>>51588823
PELI
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Mar is the only candidate worth voting in this upcoming election
>Smartest among the bunch
>Went to same university as Trump
>Has the most accomplishments among candidates
>Politicians has no dirt on him
Look at his opponents
>Binay - He always claim he dindu nuffin, we also see typical nigger tendencies from his children going chimpout on officers and security
>Miriam - Low energy and is in near death
>Duterte- Do you believe he can negotiate with China, he has no pedigree. He also a communist, do you guys want that as president?
>>51588823
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>>51588857
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>>51588892
POKPOK PAKANTOT
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>>51588885
Fucking hell, those people all look like they're about to be whipped.
>>51582797
>tfw holidays are sad
>>51588885
t. Jejomar Roxas
>>51588972
Who won UST or FEU
I havent been following
SEGAWON
RACUN API
Why are there so many lewd servers in l4d2?
>>51589081
>Fire extinguisher = Racun Api
WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK
WKWKWKKWKWKWKWKWKKWKW
>>51588928
TEMPEK
>>51588995
dont remind me senpai
>>51589127
Post screenshots, is it lewd
>>51589201
Tfw it's so fucking hot right now and no rains to keep your street flooded and compare them to your tears
>>51589155
Pempek*
>>51589211
Im somehow dissapointed lad
>>51589348
Just Install Nep mods of L4D
I saw one on youtube, gonna download it when I get my new PC next year
>>51589348
>>51589404
forgot vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCLTjbfdj44
Anyone play euphoria here? How's it? Is it worth it for someone who dislike scar porn?
>>51589429
Play starless hot as shit
>>51582797
Arguing about how saying "Merry Christmas" or "Selamat Natal" to christians is haram.
>>51589448
>reading cowtit nukige
>>51589429
Only finished 2 routes so far
Its not really that disgusting. Remember its 2D not 3D scat, I think everyone finds it disgusting 3D
>>51589448
Marie a best
>>51589485
>not liking scat
What are you? Muslim?
East & West Sumatera should join Malaysia desu senpai
anime is pathetic
>>51589477
I remember read certain news that there's pastor who says "Xmas" is kind of haram and we should use "Christmas" instead.
>>51589498
How's the story? Is it just nukige?
>>51589579
1st half is nukige.
2nd half is the plot on why are they there., you go with who you pick on the 1st half.
>>51582797
>do on christmas
visit my christian friends and have dinner with them
will be visiting my gf family and dinner also.
baka
desu
senpai
what the hell. it worked on /jp/
>>51590241
wew lad
>>51590263
WWWEEEEEUUUUWWWWW
>>51590339
>>51590361
*booom*
>>51590339
Lemme try
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>>51590419
good boy
>>51585617
Damn it, how many times should i see that girl in every /asean/ thread?
>>51588885
>>51588983
I don't understand why he does this, no one will ever believe he's a man of the people.
He should just up the ante on his education and accomplishments instead of doing GMA-tier photo ops.
>>51590497
Maybe it's time for you to exit this shithole senpai
>dutertards still in full damage control
>>51590497
Smh Tbh faM
Go to r9k if you want to see more of her
>>51590700
what happen?
>>51590700
They're always are tbf
>>51590738
he cried that a priest raped him after saying fuck you to Pope
>>51590556
>no one will ever believe
you underestimate how stupidly gullible a typical filipino is.
>>51590556
>education and accomplishments
Those things speak for themselves. if they really are legit
at this point he needs to show he is accessible that's how politics works
![hot-girl-quynh-anh-giaoduc.net.vn%20(11)_copy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PQ7l8eR.jpg "hot-girl-quynh-anh-giaoduc.net.vn%20(11)_copy[1].jpg")
are there only like 2 countries posting here or something
>>51590914
sorry famo, we don't have time to discuss memes with you
>>51590914
3
4 if you count ozs
>Nightly pinoy politics discussion
>>51590914
come back at night
>>51590983
australia not included?
>>51590914
Because you rarely post here Liem.
>>51590834
Tell me, what do you think a rural farmer family in Samar would care about more, that he comes from Ateneo or if I vote for him would I still keep my farm and does he even know my brangay even exists?
>>51590700
>putangina
>papatay na lang
>hindi ako kurakot pero babaero ako
>[people cheering]
jologs amputa
Good evening, /asean/.
Reminder to watch out from PK. Virgin purity matters!
>>51591074
We used this picture for a long time unironically.
>>51591125
No Hymen No Diamonds
>>51590914
We need more Thais here. As in actual Thais rather than expats.
>>51590700
>Senyora still making excuses
>Pro-Duterte people are believing in/spreading a satirical and fake article where the Pope forgave a mayor he'd probably never heard of
Duterte supporters are as bad as Marcos loyalists or Martards.
>>51591044
That's a vnmese name yea but i've never met anyone named that irl
>Poe gets BTFO by Comelec and SC
I thought USA is our greatest ally
Why are we ripping on Poe ties with USA when the world is on a brink of WW3
>>51591152
>Martards
>implying they exist
>>51591222
Inquirer Disqus is full of them. I can't help but laugh at how they're actually proud of the fact that Poe is linking Mar to her DQ cases.
>comparing election candidates to Game of Thrones characters
stop flooding my feed REEEEEEEEEEEEk
>>51591152
>martards- marcos or mar?
>>51591222
>Mar Roxas
>Those paid hacks in Cubao for Mar Roxas
>nobody actually likes him
or
>Marcos loyalist
>oldfags
>edgy millennials
Is Euphoria a good game?
>>51591216
>greatest ally
>can't even give up one of their murderers to a Philippine jail
>he actually believes that America is an "ally" when they continuously keep stepping on us
>>51591269
ctrl-f
>>51591269
i enjoy the hentai episode.
Don't know about the game though.
>>51591265
Martards = Mar supporters
go to /pinoy/ if you want to talk about elections ffs, elections doesn't even start in 6 months reeeee
So how many flips in /asean/ are going to vote anyway
Implying we are even 500 in numbers and actually make a difference
who should I Pepe next?
>>51591392
i thought most pinoy on this thread are underage.
There were few polls few months ago that show they're age between 15-19
>>51591394
moro pepe
>>51591072
you misquoted or something?
what I'm trying to say is, most filipinos(lower and mid class) vote for who they think has the highest chance of winning to be able to partake of the victory themselves. also from what I have observed, filipinos tend to vote out of emotions(sympathy), and familiarity rather than being logical. just look at the past elections
>abnoy's muh father and mother
>llamanzares' muh father
>estrada, revilla, lapid's etc. acting career
>pacquiao
>fernando poe
>>51591369
>go to /pinoy/
>implying it wouldn't get pruned in an instant.
>>51591452
baka im not underage
>>51582797
A qt tsundere gfriend is all I ask for from St Nicholas
>>51591496
i said most
not all
baka desu senpai
>>51591331
I think there's a new episode
also the mangagamer translation of the game is out
>>51591480
there's literally two threads there dedicated to that subject
>>51591523
>>51591452
>not lying about your age on the net
>not pretending to be a 15yr old qt girl.
you're sick anon you need help.
Tfw playing VNs till I get a new PC
I have Kara No Shoujo 1-2 & Teaching Feeling on my PC yet havent tried it out yet
>>51591392
Me
>>51591480
My point is he's playing the part of what the people wants to see of him.
Some people care about his education some people really don't
What is your favorite brand of caffeinated jew flipbros or should I go the chocolate / cocoa route instead?
Any recommendations
>>51591713
I don't usually drink coffee but Nescafe is alright. Don't consider Kopiko as that's not Flip but Indonesian.
>>51591713
sugoi! sugoi!
I drink Kopiko, Nescafe, Milo, or Nido
>>51591713
indo shit called 'energen'
Holy fuck those people in Bulacan has rifles
>>51591966
.22 crap or garand rifles?
>>51592050
blurry cctv
Didnt even manage to kill anyone
>>51591966
beta uprising
Hello I'm a girl
Where can I find each of the presidential candidates' economic policies?
>>51592129
Post dyoga and puhke
>>51592129
tits or gtfo
>>51592141
>Philippines presidential candidates
>economic policies
DUT U
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>>51592193
P-Noy, Gibo, and Villar had those back in the day.
As for the current candidates, Mar, Grace, and Binay have them. Duterte's platform, based on that paper that was circulating, is very vague to say the least.
>>51592129
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>>51592069
nigga i saw it on tv, i can confirm that those are stolen government issue or illegaly acquired ar15's.
>in my neighborhood
>heard kids (6-8 years old) teasing each other
>heard one kid said "negra ka!" ("you're a negro!)
>other kid replied, "hindi! ikaw ang negro! Ikaw ang unang nagsabi kaya ikaw ang negro!" ("No! You're the negro! You said it first so you're the negro!")
>it's 2000 + 15
>flip kids still use "negro" as an insult
>>51592278
Not replying he has the BBC and should be proud of it.
You should educate them anon
>>51592278
negro is not an insult.
you are just butthurt because your complexion is dark and you are onced called negro.
waaah...si anon negro sunog-araw, ita ang p0ta!
>>51592345
>negro is not an insult.
yeah. That's why I implied.
>>51592399
*what
>>51592278
>t. negro
so which uni do you play apehoop for?
>>51592233
>Aquino
>Villar
>economic policies
Pick one
>barangay captain in davao executed by NPA
>muh low crime rate
>dutdut is quiet about it
>shills quiet about it
Man, feels weird to see your kikebook wall so quiet and normal
>>51592233
>Aquino
>Gloria is his sensei
>copypaste and take credit
>be a girl
What do
>>51592561
want to have a date with me
>>51592483
I played as point guard for TESDA Monkeys
>GO GO MONKEYS!!!
>>51592278
>mfw never got picked on as a kid because I had a gameboy
Bullying back then was pretty intense,tho. Especially if you weren't circumcised yet
>>51592541
Silly CBCP, Davao is NPA country
>>51592554
Aquino is basically Gloria without the corruption and the debt.
>>51592541
Did you know that Dutdut is allegedly allied wth the NPA? Also, Davao is anything but the safest city in the country: according to the PNP, it actually has the fourth highest city crime volume.
>tfw militants keep making graffiti in the streets and are even proud of their "art"
>>51592586
What league is your league composed of?
>>51592561
Pokpok pakantot.
*Shows 500php.
>>51592618
Comparing Arroyo to Aquino is an insult to GMA.
Abnoy wished he had GMA's economic policies and decision making on hard times.
Aquino is a leadership mess who needed his buttbuddy to carry him.
>>51592600
>You never experienced the flaming bantz of squatter kids, even aussies will cry from their banter.
Rate my soon to be dinner
Maulid Nabi for 2015 will be on December 24th (12 Rabiul Awwal 1436 H), a day before Christmas.
>>51592706
>Gloria shiling
Go back to The SubStandard
>>51592736
Is it Halal?
>>51592736
Is that a kangaroo leg?
I once tasted the stuff. Tastes similar to beef, but nothing special in my opinion.
>>51592129
'ello what's your number?
>>51592600
Tfw classmate keep calling me supot supot till grade 6 before I give in to jewish penis mutilation
>>51592736
I saw that once at a supermarket here called s&r. Frozen kangaroo leg for 25k php.
>>51592736
fucking barbaric I don't know why you guys are first world
>>51592278
>tfw didn't get bullied
t. bule ranger :^)
>>51592785
>still not circumcised by grade 6
Damn you rode thru rough times,mang.
Name calling starts once you hit Grade 4 and you're still uncut,I think.
>>51592792
puutang ina ang mahal para sa isang hita
anyway is s&r overpriced? I always keep seeing chinks buying from there
>>51592792
I saw a horse's head in the marketa once, it left a mental scar
