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Bh*rat vs P*kistan edition
why are these threads always posted when it's middle of the night in south asia
literally just going to be diaspora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kOOE0em7DA
>>51569118
that's fine there are far more diaspora than natives, but we discuss the same shit. actually native pakistanis and indians tend to just shitpost and talk about smoking weed.
also i only get the time to post them around now and literally no one else posts them.
the whole designated meme killed this general. one of the main posters also is thought to have killed himself :/
apology for poor english
when were you when ustad sabri khan dies?
Rip
>>51569118
this, also 4chan is banned by quite a few ISPs in Pakistan
>>51569273
>less Pakistanis
good?
>>51569240
who killed himself? the jatt neet? one of the bengalis?
>>51569240
>one of the main posters also is thought to have killed himself
really? jesus
it's more fun to watch native indians and pakis banter though, otherwise it's not much different than going to /cum/ or /brit/
>>51569240
>one of the main posters also is thought to have killed himself
literally BTFO by bants
>>51569415
Jatt NEET yeah. He said he was going to do it and he never posted again.
>>51569447
>native indians/pakis
>shitpost about life and shitpost about each other
>diaspora
>intense cultural, political and economic discussion about current topics in south asia
i'm not even joking.
>>51569532
well shit. one down. wonder who gonna go next.
>>51569532
I am not asleep
Ahem
DESIGNATED
>>51569532
he was probably already depressed and would have done it anyway. no one kills themselves because of internet banter
>>51569402
>less banter
not good
who desi ghee here?
>>51569402
>Less Indians
Oh god, you really don't know how good that it would be for the world. Finally the world can be cleaner and the natural habitat of India could flourish. Look at your street, I bet Indians just use their own shit as fertilisers now and kill themselves when they see the price of holy cow shit. Daily reminder all Indian crops are fertilized by human shit but Indians are also shit so India is shit too. India is one giant bag of fertilizer
>>51569810
im not a tryhard desi who wants bypass surgery at 40
>>51569989
wew
>>51569700
>>51569505
he killed himself before the banter
>>51569626
Haven't heard/seen from bengali bro in a while :O
>>51569810
used to cook with ghee, prefer butter :/
>>51569988
What happens if you're imam finds out you've been posting on 4chan pham? how many lashings?
>>51569810
meee
>>51569989
not much different than butter desu
>>51570134
SUPERIOR
PERSO
ARABIC
WHIPPING
>>51570178
VEDIC
INDIAN
LAD
LOL
>>51569240
>. one of the main posters also is thought to have killed himself :/
I'm pretty sure I saw him post a few days ago. He was complaining about Paki Punjabis and how they're not true Punjabis or whatever.
>>51569989
enjoy your shit tasting food
>>51570063
another one bites the dust
Ghee>butter>oil
>>51570134
post urdu handwriting, this shit is hard to write neatly
>>51570282
maybe
i saw an indian posting about going to university in the uk, i think~ it may have been him based on which uni he said.
>>51570270
>mfw actually been reading the vedas
it is pretty superior tbqh.
>>51570290
K.
لن چوسو
>>51570290
Coconut Oil > Ghee > Butter > Regular Oil
FTFY
>>51570508
>handwriting
>>51570552
>No olive oil
Yeah go fuck yourself and your shitty power ranking
>>51570508
>Handwriting
>typed out
>>51570552
coconut oil only works for certain things.
>>51569415
>one of the bengalis?
all 5 of us are still here, talked with bengalibro the other day
>>51570600
;^)
Hothead
>>51570508
saleya lakh di lanat tere munh te
>>51570552
>coconut oil
filthy madarasi gtfo
>>51570552
i can't be the only one who hates the taste of coconut oil
>>51570617
olive oil is GOAT
>>51570667
there's 5 bengalis here? hello brothers
>>51570617
> olive oil
Not for Indian food; doesn't cook at high enough temperatures for effective tadka and it adds sometimes unwanted flavors.
Do you even cook?
>>51570617
>>51570688
Tunisian diaspora pls go
>>51570624
Can you read it though lol?
aik bemar sardar doctor ke paas jata hai, thori dair baad doctor ko sahi maarna shuru hogya. aas paas ke logon ne roka aur poocha ke doctor ko kyun maar rahe ho? sardar kehta hai "inni garmi ich kenda paani boil kar ke pee"
DESIGNATED
>>51570667
there are five of you nigs now? shit. which one are you?
>>51570688
>another one
>>51570714
this guy gets it
>>51570688
coconut oil remnds me fragrance of the soap at home. so it tastes soapy to me. i mean it works for southie food though.
>>51570714
this
but then again our pakistani friend probably uses olive oil for his perso-arabic diet.
>>51570785
we are legion
>>51570800
I cook only superior western food.
>>51570688
>>51570785
>there's 5 bengalis here? hello brothers
There's me (Ray Earl Chandra Bose, 2nd generation hindu), Bengalibro (ripped WB Hindu immigrant), Bengali Femanon (west bengali hindu around the same age as area as me who lives in the same area as I do), Bangladeshi from New York, and Bangladeshi tripfag from Canada
POO IN THE LOO, MY INDIAN COUNTERPARTS
>>51570895
i'm bengali femanon mate, if you mean the one in los angeles
>not having extra flags
>>51570866
i cook mexican food 90% of the time to be honest
>>51570843
go play a sitar bose
>>51570895
oh you're jomes orl chodhory
kyo hol hai jonu?
this bengali chick a darkie or one of you fair and lovely lookin motherfuckers
>>51570753
upar sai gira bum na hindi na dum
Its your type of paheli, guess the answer :D
>>51571043
>hindi*
haddi
>>51570970
Oh shit i didn't know you live in LA. I'm from Cali but I fucking hate LA. NorCal masterrace.
>having extra flags
nerd
>>51571012
idk man, same old shit. trying to become Bengalibro tier ripped though, getting dat muscle. stopped eating goat curry unfortunately.
Also idk how bengali chick looks like because she won't post her pics because she's a fag baka
>>51570970
ey nerd post ur pics we all do it's a /desi/ tradition
>>51571125
done workin on the beard?
>stopped eating goat
WHY
probably a darkie
>>51570970
are you a darkie?
>>51568955
chacha > sudheer
>>51571125
i'm actually moving to seattle in like 3 weeks for my full time job. LA does suck
and mate i lift and eat goat curry. dont let your dreams hold you back
>>51571210
>posting face pics on 4chan
lel no
>>51571225
what do you consider dark? my cousins always gush about how fair i am but they're pretty dark themselves
>>51570970
>femanon
KOLKATTA
O
L
K
A
T
T
A
>>51571225
>stopped eating goat
because you can't get that shit up here in Washington my man, only beef and chicken, which i'm fine with
>>51571341
>you can't get that shit up here in Washington
the fuck you talking about mate. i lived in seattle for 10 years and we ate goat pretty regularly
>>51571307
>Seattle
kek that's where I am right now. How fucking old are you, i thought you were younger, damn.
I guess I have to call you didi now.
>not posting face
Senpai, Bengalibro and all these other guys with full time corporate jobs posted pics on the regular, it doesn't matter
we aren't le ebin lejun do not forgive forget /b/ teenagers, you won't get doxed
>>51571307
>bengali girl
>eats goat
>lifts
i'm half white. I'M fair.
to me you're all madarasis
from the US or from India?
>>51571341
go to the halal butcher shops chodhory. or a chinese grocery joint.
>>51571396
Idk i can't ever find goat in Safeways around here. I'm pretty lazy when it comes to shopping anyways so whatever
Post your pictures guys. I would love to post em on /b/ and /soc/ especially /s4s/
>>51571508
>>51571439
i'm 22
maybe if /desi/ starts becoming a regular thing again i'll post face
also you need to go to the halal stores for goat
>>51571461
moved to the US when i was 4, have US citizenship
>>51571553
So pretty.
Indias next top model desu
POO IN THE LOO
AHAHAGA FUCKING INDOSHITS
DONT WORRY, PRAY THE WITCHES AWAY MY VEDIC FRIENDS
CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>51571566
>i'm 22
absolute grandma
>going to halal stores for goat
>going to halal stores
>being hindu and going into any Muslim establishment
It's like you don't even remember the East Pakistani partition
>>51571566
Even mexi stores around here sell this shit. Got a cow head awhile back for 60 bucks.
What part you from? Hindi aati hai?
This Paki is hilarious
>>51571676
your'e a hyper-lad.
>>51571698
>Being a hindu and eating tamasik food and breaking ahimsa paramo dharma
hmm
>tfw lost that pasta tho
;_;
>>51571775
are you brum
>>51571698
Hahah, hey east Pakistani. Guess what kill yourself lol.
HELLO MY INDIAN AND ALMOST UNDER THE WATER FRIENDS, YOU CAN FINALLY TAKE A POOPIE FOR A RUPEE. DONT MISS OUT THIS ONE TIME OPTION BECAUSE INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2030 AM IRIGHT BLOKES
>>51568955
>Bh*rat vs P*kistan edition
whats the competition?
Shitting on the streets? :^)
>>51571797
yea (don't tell /brit/)
>>51571711
i've never seen goat in mexi stores. and i used to speak hindi as a little kid but totally forgot now
what part of india? family's from west bengal
>>51571698
i'm probably going to get some beef or pork from the store in a bit too ;^)
>>51571815
>Bacteria-many sharing his scatological fantasies
>>51571815
Ah yes, Germs always thinking about scat. Don't worry anon, just go to India to live out your dreams.
DAILY REMINDER WHEN YOU TOUCH SOMETHING IN INDIA, YOUR HAND BECOMES FILLED WITH E.COLI
>>51571043
idk, what is it?
>>51571842
Lamb is more common yeah. Goat I've seen rarely.
What part of west bengal yaar. Meaning calcutta?
At least speak bengali?
>79 posts
>14 posters
nice """"""""""""""""thread""""""""""""""""
>GO TO INDIA
>CLEAN YOUR FACE WITH COW PISS
>EAT COW SHIT
>SHIT OUT COW SHIT
>DIE
THE AVERAGE LIFE OF AN INDIAN
AHAHAGAGAGAGA
>>51571881
you what mate? You cheeky cunt im gonna hit you in the gabber
>>51571935
yep, calcutta basically. and yeah i speak shitty bengali with the relatives
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EG1lO3tK7N
ghetto antakshari
>>51571950
THIS IS A THREAD FOR INDIANS TO DISCUSS LOOS.
THIS THREAD IS NOW /LOO/, INDIANS PLEASE WELCOME TO USE THIS
>>51571891
>Don't worry anon, just go to India to live out your dreams.
I tought Pakistan is also a free shitting paradise
>>51571965
ach du
>BE INDIAN
>Get shat on
Ahahahahahahahahahaha, oh wiwiwiwiwowiwowowowowowowiwowiwowowi.
>Be Indian
Ahahahahahaba top fucking kek lol fray ahhahahahahahahahahH
>>51571996
amar shathe bangla bolo leggo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l1Jf9hAjuk
i kinda hammed up the american accent here
>>51572066
that accent kek
what do you want me to say?
>>51571996
Ever go back to india?
Into the whole desi food and music scene?
What's the desi crowd out by you like? Here in NC it's a fuuuuck ton of madarasis.
>>51571815
Its about cricket, India has no good crickets they all shit in their pants when they see an average paki bowler.
>>51572019
Yup, we import Germans and let them live out their fetishes.
INDIAN FOOD MORE LIKE INDIAN LOO OH WAIT INDIANS DONT HAVE LOOS
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO
>>51572100
pretend im your grandpa
>>51572133
TRUE THAT MATE
>BE INDIAN CRICKETER
>USE BAT AS A LOO
what is difference between indian and bucket of shit?
THE BUCKET HAHAAH XDDDDDDDD.DDDDDDDDDDD.DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.DDDDDDDDDDDD.DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.DDDDD AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA X'''D
>>51572133
knock knock
who there?
misbah
misbah who
misbah 6 runs
2007 t20 cup final NEVER 5GET
share with all indians + pakistanis
>>51571907
The answer is Poo my friend
>>51572109
>Ever go back to india?
haven't been in a couple of years. i should go back sometime soon though
>Into the whole desi food and music scene?
food sure, music nah
>What's the desi crowd out by you like
mostly international students from the northwest at uni. there's a little bangladesh in LA but it's all koreans kek
>>51572167
give me a second to come up with something
>>51572133
>that filename
ahmad stop it im in stitches
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISEASE AND AN INDIAN.
ONE CAN BE CURED
>>51572267
mashallah on that post m8
>Be Indian
>Use dead body as loo
>Rats die when trying to eat body
OH WOWIEKWKEOWOWOWOEJFIOAOWOWOEOW
>>51572134
>Yup, we import Germans and let them live out their fetishes.
ok were can I sign in? But remember I dont want to get beheaded by the taliban while pooing
>>51571812
HEY HEY GUYS, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED? YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INDIAN AND A HUMAN BEING?
One has evolved
>>51572339
>tfw you're the only reason this thread is alive
>>51572238
Yeah why not. Family well off in calcutta?
NJ is my scene. Tons of punjabis up there. All the best desi food. That paya from the paki joints in NJ. A1 first class.
Sing a bengali song pls
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WORSHIP IS WHEN TRANSLATED TO HINDI? POOJA
WORSHIP=POOJA
INDIANS CONFIRMED FOR WORSHIPPING POO HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>51572217
>be indian cricket team
>win the world cup
>gets a replica world trophy for 3 months and nobody notices
oh wowoow call the CID abhijeet
>>51572255
Sorry mate ;) what surgery did you get?
>>51572386
OH YOU WANT TO BE POO, GO TO INDIA.
>>51572431
>Being Indian
Worse than shit ahahahHahahHa
>>51572485
>be pakistani cricket team
>lose the world cup and more importantly lose against india
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>POONAM, DIKSHIT ARE ACTUAL INDIAN NAMES
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT AHAHAHA SHIT WEWEWEWEWEWEW UP LOLLOLO AHAHAHA
>>51572167
well that was shit. here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ClC7kA2wZs
>>51572446
>sing
i don't sing ;__;
family is middles class i guess
>>51572520
>BE INDIAN
COUNTING MY BLESSINGS EVERY SECOND
>>51572623
can't be a lot of blessings if you're shitposting on a thread at almost 4am
>>51572564
>butt is literally a paki name
>>51572681
this
>>51572623
also you are an indian at the end of the day.
>>51572564
Can confirm. All Indians are suppose to have Rs and Ps in their names else its considered a big sin one can end up as a cow-fly in the next life
>>51572713
YUP AND BUTTS USUALLY CALL THEIR SHIT INDIANS LOL AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>51572571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WfGoHrhAC9
>>51572681
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
AUTISM NEVER SLEEPS
>>51572731
OK SURE RAJ. SUPERPOWER BY 2030 and annexation of Pakistan by 2035.
AHAHAHA I HOPE YOUR SOLIDERS ARE POTTY TRAINED BY THEN AHAHAHAH
>>51572741
>>51572768
>be indian
>have a normal 9 to 5 job
>constructively participate in /desi/ threads
>be paki
>be NEET who shitposts in the middle of the night because they have nothing going on in their lives
>can't constructively contribute to thread even when they were nicely invited
>>51572778
>>51572571
language sounds like your talking with your mouth full
>>51572571
>don't sing
What kind of desi are you??
>>51572866
we both have pretty bad american accents desu
>>51572778
fucking keked
>>51572878
the kind without good vocal chords
>>51572778
That sounded like you were speaking japanese
>>51572860
Nobody wants to contribute in your street shitting thread you keklord
>Be Indian
Ahahahahahahahahha
>>51572487
>OH YOU WANT TO BE POO, GO TO INDIA.
like talking to a child
>>51572955
>implying a paki who stays up until 4am to shitpost doesn't have the mental capacity of one
>>51572955
Can't talk to E. coli lol
>>51573067
stop it man, ur going too far, kind of like my lun went too far in ur mum haha
>>51572860
As an Islamic namazi who have to pray for god early morning, nothing wrong with a little shitposting rajput :)
>>51572866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehk3cRlSSX
>>51573109
Hahahahahahahahah, your lun.
>implying you even have a lun
Nice shitpost lol
>why don't you post desi when actual indians and pakistanis are awake.
>>51572955
But he's right if you want to join designated late night fun parties India is the right border
>>51573159
i believe there is one instance where i say Bengali when I meant to say Hindi, my apologies
>>51573182
Hahahahahah, I AM ALWAYS AWAKE. I WILL RUIN /DESI/.
AHAAHAHAHA
SO MANY WHITE SLAVES
>>51573160
oh yes i dont have lun any more, your mom thought it was jumbo seekh kabab and ate it. i only have 2 tattas left, i call right one pakistan and left one bangladesh
>>51573159
>not saying 'I've looked into the historical record and nto the archives and they all seem to indicate that this hypothesis is true'
ill give you a 6/10 for the sentiment of that recording.
>>51573159
>bengali is hindi with your mouth full of dicks
also cringing at your pronunciation of Rabindranath Tagore
>>51573275
Do you call your shit India?
I sure do
>>51573182
I thought Indians were introverts
>>51573390
are noodles pakistani food nowadays?
>>51573280
thanks?
>>51573282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SRexcuOCji
Changing from my normal accent to Bengali accent really quickly is tough stuff ma'am
>>51573420
Your mothers vagina is also a prime diet in Pakistan
>>51573457
bit haram m8
>>51573438
you're welcome
>>51573420
looks like chinese takeout
>canada
>caliphate of chinadia
>>51573438
those are some rolled r's
>>51573457
tattay
>>51573420
That's spaghetti my british pakistani bruv, an Italian food
>promised to cook my girlfriend Indian food next weekend
wat do
Daily reminder to use the loo to poo
Why don't Indians call this thread /pooinloo/? It's filled with Indians
>>51573570
POO IN IT
O
O
I
N
I
T
>>51573570
butter chicken + roti
both very easy to make. you can even just buy naan in the store if you dont want to make your own flatbread
>>51573570
I hope you brung some cow piss so she could actually get a taste of India
>>51573642
How about Butter chicken, naan, and palak paneer???
not gonna cook her any bengali food btw, that is gross
>>51573677
FISH IS BEST FOOD REEEEE
but yeah butter chicken, naan, and palak paneer sounds like a good idea
>>51573642
>naan from a packet
i have a friend who unironically loves it too
>shitposting before a long smelly day at madrassa
>>51573734
the ones from costco aren't too bad if you heat them up in the oven
>>51573729
Tandoori fish is pretty nice but that's about it. I fucking DESPISE Bengali fish dishes.
Yee, naan from Costco and stuff is really nice IMO. I like packet naans a lot.
>>51573824
>>51573860
might be a difference in quality of packet naan here and there.
>those frozen parathas tho
alright i gotta head out to do a biochem lab, see ya folks later
t. Bengali-American kid with a benis, not bagina
>>51574050
yeah im also going to read and go to bed.
Pakistani-m8 i entrust you with the thread.
>>51574131
>>51574050
i guess i'll go study now then ;( bye guys
t. bengali-american with bagina
POO
who else /toowhitewashedtoevenwanttotalktopeopleitt/
t. 2nd gen pajeet
>>51574679
>tfw a 4th gen half pajeet
>>51569988
>hold on guys just gotta post this comment before i blow up a school
thank god paki shitposter is gone
>>51576508
cheeky lad ill give u that. pak cricket died when they lost to ireland and woolmer died
>>51576817
naw some bengalis made this.
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