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can i be br president plz
>>51567743
ofc m8
EITA POHA EITA POHA EITA POHA
>>51567743
r u white
>>51567743
Are you Trump?
>>51567874
im a white anglo american of no recent immigrant ancestors
>>51568001
no
but illl Make Brazil Great For Once
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!
>>51568269
>the eletronic voting booths were made in the US
Wh didn't you guys used your backdoors to make Áecio win? Dont you love us?
>>51569390
we gonna use paper to vote in 2016
HUEHUEHUEHUE
>>51567661
Why is she making a monkey face?
>>51569189
have they started the fire brother?
>>51569536
not yet, it happened not even 40 minutes ago
>>51569519
She represents the people of her nation, after all.
What is Brazil's right wing/conservative party, and who is their candidate?
>>51569703
PSDB, Aecio cheirador
>inb4 he is not right wing
>>51570021
>PSDB, Aecio cheirador
PSDB is left-wing
>>51570078
kek
>>51570078
More like center-left tb.h
Not crazy commies like PT, at least.
>>51569613
What happened?
>>51570211
>he lives in a cave
>>51570163
>crazy commies like PT
Always makes me laugh.
Reminds me why I still come here
>>51570267
t. islamic gommunist
>>51570211
caveman found
>>51570211
Michel Temer is taking over Brazil.
serio, quais sao as chances de acontecer?
>>51570485
Muitas, por que a maior parte da câmara é oposição
>>51570021
This is more likely your right wing/conservative party
PSDB is Neoliberal
>>51570480
he are in impeachment process too
>>51567661
how the fuck is your economy falling when you building all that infrastructure for olympics?
and whos idea was that stupid import tarifs?
protectionism in 21. centruty???
watch them fight:
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2015/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
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>>51570670
>how the fuck is your economy falling when you building all that infrastructure for olympics?
Cheapest materials available and embezzlement.
>and whos idea was that stupid import tarifs?
>protectionism in 21. centruty???
Shitty industry and protectionism allows tycoons to run their shitty industries, produce money and share it with politicians.
>>51570838
>The party now awaits the acceptance of this request.
It has already been accepted btw. Maybe you'd be better off just googletranslating the Portuguese article.
>>51570838
Very nice, I hope they win. If you guys go, next comes maduro
>>51570078
>>51570163
this is correct. But still he is ~lindo me come~
>>51567661
What happened to the corruption scandal she was involved in? Was it solved?
>>51571202
There is still no proof she is involved
It's her party that is involved
>>51571202
Our federal police is working on that. Some guys already got arrested.
>>51567661
Brazil, why don't you like my gift to you?
>>51571351
Which one?
>>51571202
she was the president of Petrobras but she was good boy dindu nuffin
>>51569703
BOLSONARO
KILL THE FAGGOTS
>>51571301
>federal police is working on that.
Then nothing will ever be solved. Lava jato fase 268.
>>51571378
The one you want to impeach.
>>51571401
You don't know the wonders being gay does to your sex life
>>51571509
tell me more
>>51570683
>still 0 mentions of Foro de SP
nothing new here
YFW "impeachment" is pronounced the exact same in Portuguese as in English
>>51570683
Wow brazil is actually white
What a mess, everyone is standing, is that normal?
>>51571558
you can fuck a lot if you want to
>>51571619
We have the word ''impedimento" but nobody uses it.
>>51571706
Who is Henrique Fontana, and why does it sound like something is up his ass?
>>51571619
Here it's actually called "impugnação", but brazilians like using foreign words.
>DEPUTADO PEPE VARGAS
>PEPE
HEUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>51571202
there is no evidence against her, even though everybody knows she is guilty. dilma was the president of petrobras council of administration while the crimes were ongoing, and if i am not mistaken, her sucessor and predecessor has already been arrested, there is no way she didnt know what was going on as she claims
>>51571747
Damn, only thing I know about him is that he's a Federal Deputy for Rio Grande do Sul. Sorry.
ESPERE ESPERE
por que os deputados estão gritando e saltando como macacos? eles precisam de 340 votos (pelo menos) pelo impeachment, hein??? ou não?
ME DIGA CARAS
>>51571804
JAJAJAJAJA ANIME Y DUOLINGO
>>51571892
Alguma coisa a ver com o quorum necessário para eles votarem, por isso estão pedindo para marcar presença etc.
>>51571633
>implying politicians are good base to that
>>51571633
By Portuguese standards we're white.
>>51571955
porra, que empolgante
>>51572013
kek, he is not joking, this is considered white in Brazil
Im going to Rio in january, should i stay safe in the southcone better?
>>51572013
Dat surname, probably German-Brazilian.
>>51571747
Good thing you didn't understand what he said, because it was fucking retarded. Dilma supporters are on suicide watch, kek.
>>51572182
amin is an arab surname you dense motherfucker
oh wow it's Dilma
>>51572182
Another German-Brazilian. HEIL HITLER!
These are the most powerful men in Brazil and they all look like SS poster boys.
>>51569703
brazil doesnt have a right wing party
DILMÃE DISCURSANDO
Parece que ela não sabe o conceito de impeachment
>>51572301
mansur is arab too, stop shitstoping northeasterner
just go to forebears to check a surname
>>51572220
But he looks like an Waffen SS officer.
>>51572301
>>51572182
>>51572013
I wouldn't really call those "white", but I also think that it has something to do with the light there that is making them look swarthier.
>>51572355
no he doesn't
stop shitposting, this is a glorious day
>>51567743
Sure, anything'll be an improvement.
>>51572447
BRAZIL IS WHITE!
>>51570485
Eeeh...sei lá. Não acho que tem MUITA chance to correr mas essas coisas podem ganhar bastante tração se o povo começar a gritar.
>>51572346
Comunas latinos definem impeachment como: QUEREM TIRAR A MINHA MAMATA!
quando sai o resultado?
>>51572802
Vai demorar muuuuuuuuuuuito. Mais de um ano de enrolação...assumindo que a broaca não abdique do cargo, claro.
isso vai da merda
Isn't Lula a commie? Didn't he make Brazil's economy grow like crazy? What I'm trying to day is that it's not Dilma's fault that Brazilian commodities became less attractive to chinks.
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>>51573841
Lula is a dirty gommie, but he isn't stupid.
Brazil would'vé probably grown the same way whatever the president. Lula played a major role in the clusterduck her in Brazil.
>>51573841
Brazil had good growth when Lula was in office because the rest of the world was doing great and because we had stability because of the real
>>51573841
>Didn't he make Brazil's economy grow like crazy?
It was mostly China buying BR iron ore en mass.
>What I'm trying to day is that it's not Dilma's fault that Brazilian commodities became less attractive to chinks.
It's really not, but Brazilians are stupid and have to blame someone for the problems. Dilma is the scapegoat.
>>51570021
>PSDB
>S
>Social Democracia
>Direita
>PSDB
>Direita
>Aécio
>direita
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51569703
Progressive Party, believe it or not.
>>51573841
He had a post crisis bull market in a country with low inflation and a stable currency. All he did was spend money on social programs, creating inflation, a bubble and a shit ton of debt. Too bad the bubble burst under Dilma (party colleague).
Guys is your country is safe now ?
I hear you destroy all drug gangs who was shooting ppl on streets.
Is that true?
>>51574534
Yes
>>51569703
>brazil
>conservative party
>libertarian party
>right win party
Well memed.
>>51574655
The right wing or conservative should be the best...
lefists and commies are kek
>>51574534
lmao that was like years ago. I don't know about Rio and North/Northeast, but at least SP is pretty safe.
>>51574534
Brazil is as safe as New York now.
Come to Pernambuco, my white friend, we have a Polish community here, some still speak Polish.
>>51574193
>implicando que o nome determina a ideologia
>>51574929
>we have a Polish community here, some still speak Polish.
Rly? source?
Do you have snakes, spiders and other shit?
How to defend against big 5 meters long anaconda ?
>>51575076
By keeping it on our pants.
>>51575005
this.
>PT
>trabalhadores
kek
>>51575076
no, those things are mostly in the north, in the amazon
>>51575139
kek
>>51575076
They have two purposes only.
1. Eating American wood muggers.
2. Eating border crossing Colombians/Bolivians.
You're fine.
>>51575188
>>51575114
So north is not safety?
What cities you can recommend?
This one without natives with spears, big snakes, gungs or junkies with AIDS?
Maybe some city in southern coast line?
>>51571385
She was gettin her life back on track, goin church everyday!
>>51575347
Balneario, Recife, Angra dos Reis or Guaruja.
CADE A FAVELA?
So is Brazil salvageable? If she's impeached will it be a positive thing or will it just cause more shitty chaos?
>>51567661
President is not you main problem though, everything is rotten
>>51575459
so much caos
you dont even know
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
>>51569703
>>51570021
>>51571401
>>51572302
>>51574655
Is there seriously no Right Wing party in Brazil?
Holy shit I need to leave.
>>51575401
>What cities you can recommend?
>Recife
Y u wann polish guy kill?
How much to buy brazil?
>>51575430
Favelas still exist in modern brazil?
so is dilma stepping down? who will replace her
>>51575588
hey uruguay
can i live with you? i like montevideo a lot
i'll work for you and bring my pc, i can code and cook/clean
>>51575600
just some R$100.003.400.200.168.935
cheap as a kinder ovo
>>51575459
Chaos, plenty of chaos.
>Economy starts to pick up
>people start think Brazil might be a world power
>Brazil elects a socialist
>everything goes to shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Should have voted Neves, maybe?
>>51575640
I'll wait for the price to go down.... or I'll just save up for the new one when it comes out.
>>51575667
>>Brazil elects a socialist
Wut? Lula is a socialist too. Both are from the Worker's party. Dilma is basically Lula's puppet.
>>51575603
favela is nickname for our local chan
55chan.org/b/
>>51575629
Com certeza irmao.
>>51575588
Wachu talking bout retard
>>51575667
Like in USA, you choose Obama, and even Turkey don't care about what usa saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLOY6s53-5k
>>51575603
>Favelas still exist in modern brazil?
No.
>>51575606
pls answer
>>51575640
you just reminded me that americans cant buy kinder eggs
>>51575667
>>Economy starts to pick up
When that happened they had a socialist president
>>51575766
So how average brazilian city look like?
>>51575667
>Brazil elects socialist dyke twice*
>>51575656
DESDÁ DÉCADA DI CINCUENTA
Dilma is not going away monkeys
she is STAYING as she is
no matter what
its not because some "random mini revolution" is happening she is gonna go out
SHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW they are trying to give her a impeachment
this is not happening.
>>51575810
Like this.
>>51567661
time for some liberal economic reforms right???
>>51575759
Recife is a shithole
BTW, image title, Recife is in the Northeast. Not in the North. You don't even know your own country's regions.
Mongo.
>>51570670
Lobby like everywhere.
Campaign financing powered by those major builders groups (like odebrecht group).
>>51575667
>elect socialist president
>there will not be any more financial crisis
>wall street is sure gonna get told
>6 years at 0% interest rate
>USA getting btfo by opec
>USA getting btfo by China
>USA getting btfo by Europe
>bond spreads are almost non-existent
>equities now a bear market
>recession incoming
>need to lower interest rates for things to pick up again
>can go below 0%
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>51575857
que lindo... com estradas impecáveis, você pudesse comer nas surficies delas!
>>51575857
>passeio dos namorados
>>51575857
Oh nice
So why in TV they showing only jungle and natives with spears?
>>51575884
REKT
this Uruguayan knows more about your country than you.
Also, Recife has nice beaches and all, might be great for tourists, but it's shithole tier.
>>51575884
>Let me tell you something about your country.
Sure thing Cisplatina.
>>51575927
>be Brazilian
>be nigger
>live in shithole country
>try to mock someone who lives in one of the if not the richest country in the world
>you will be forever trapped inside that shithole
>>51575962
>MUH CULTURAL VALUE
>>51575962
they are all actors
we need them to do our movies on poverty. After the filming they all go to their mansions to eat caviar and rest.
>>51575962
>TV=reality
kek
>>51576005
>Projecting: the post.
Are you ready to get foreclosed, you dumb NEET?
>>51571633
Standing in Brazil is like clapping in murica.
>>51576116
it's all false
that forest is clearly a green screen
>>51575993
>Cispl...
This anon:
>>51575965
Has put you in your place already.
Mongo.
>>51576073
Do you have a house nigger?
>>51576116
the illuminathy exists here too anon
>>51575965
>might be great for tourists
I've been to five states in the Northeast, and I'm avoiding Recife and Porto de Galinhas after the stories I've heard.
Hope to hit Fernando de Noronha someday. It's still PE. Technically.
>>51576210
It is a island. Pretty gud, would visit again
>>51575759
>typical_city_from_the_north
>Fortaleza is from Northwest
>>51571755
The term became more familiarized because soccer fans. And here we got alot of those suckers
>>51576210
Noronha is really another world. Don't expect any bad shit there.
Porto is one of the biggest tourist traps though, it has the fame from when it was good but now it sucks, there are much better options.
Can't tell anything about Recife because i'm too biased.
>>51576173
Do you feel sad for being so dumb? Or are you just the Brazilian diaspora shit? In which case I don't expect you to be sad, but rather just shitposting as usual to kill the sorrow.
>>51576366
>Porto is one of the biggest tourist traps though
That's exactly whay I've heard.
I've seen enough from the Northeast. I'm thinking about going to MA or MS as next destinations. After that, I'll hit the Amazon.
DO IT AGAIN NOW
>>51576210
I'm fairly sure if you remain in the tourist areas it's all good.
Even if something bad happens, they will take your money, but not your head, it's not Mexico.
>>51576116
Not those anons you were talking to, but I'll explain you how Brazil is.
The capitals of our states are usually big cities, in other words, there's nothing of "jungle" in them.
Brazil is a very large country and it has lots of empty spaces where the nature takes place. You'll find these places usually in the Northern and Center Brazil.
About crime rates, most of our crimes come from the Northeastern part, where there are lots of people living in very shitty conditions. Of course that if you go the main cities of the northeastern part you'll probably find big cities, but in the countryside it's all shit. São Paulo is our biggest city and it's not that bad. If you go live in the hood or pass by it a lot, you'll probably get mugged. Also, don't walk with your expensive shit showing, use your fucking brain.
About Rio de Janeiro, that city is old as fuck and it was very badly built, so it got huge favelas and shit. That doesn't mean that the city doesn't have any good parts. Actually, there are lots of beautiful places far from the favelas in Rio.
The southern Brazil is where the most European immigrants are, but don't fool yourself, they're poor too and there are some cities in the south that are very violent.
If you go to Liveleak, you'll see that most videos are from the Northeastern part of the country.
Overall, Brazil is not a bad place to live if you know where to rent/buy a house and if you know where to go. BUT, we still have giant problems with corruption and bad administration.
Also, as I know that you're racist, the Southeast, Center and South are the places where most of the population is white.
I understand the memes about Brazil being a jungle, but when talking seriously, don't say this kind of thing, because you're just going to show how bad informed you are.
Now I gotta clean my tree, bye.
>>51576501
That's uncharted territory for me. I only know strereotypes
How come you visit Brazil so much?
>>51576675
Cos I love it.
Know eight states and i'll keep on going.
>>51576990
How many times have you been in Porto Alegre?
I'm asking because I'm from here and it's the closest capital to your country.
>>51576990
>Cos I love it
Tan I love it
Sen I love it
Cossec I love it
>>51577088
Negro, eu ri
>>51576990
Nice, why don't you like PE though? There are worst places
>>51577080
Twice. Last time was to the Nacional - Gremio match
>>51577206
I've heard bad stories about crime. Like Recife being worse than Salvador. I had a taste of the latter and it was too much vagabundo for me. And as I said, I've seen enough from that area already.
>>51577634
you saw my football team playing then
if it was the last match than we kicked your ass :D
>>51577759
Like it was that hard. We suck man. Loved the reception your fans gave us. There's a strong brotherhood that expressed itself in carne and cerveja. Loved the stadium as well. It's incredible.
>>51577848
We (Grêmio) identify a lot with Uruguayan and Argentinian football.
You will always get a nice reception if it depends on us. Glad you liked it.
>>51577693
You hear story from the past, we used to be #1 most violent capital in brasil but now we are only #13. But i now that with power of will and effort we'll be number one again.
Check those rankings if you want to avoid places because of violence
http://www.leiaja.com/noticias/2014/01/21/recife-e-39deg-cidade-mais-violenta-do-mundo/
http://veja.abril.com.br/blog/cidades-sem-fronteiras/violencia/cidades-mais-perigosas/
>>51578067
Two South Brazilian capitals are also among the most murderous cities on earth.
I live in Porto Alegre and i only hear one gunshot per month. It's not that bad.
>>51578134
>that Curitiba population
I thought they were bigger
>>51575606
Michel Temer, untill they call new elections.
>>51578067
Strange. I spent a week in Maceió and I didn't feel unsafe at all. Perhaps it was safer four years ago. Or violence is restricted to favelas...
>>51578134
>only one gunshot per month
topkek
One is too much
I never heard a gunshot
>>51578546
He wasn't being serious
>>51578377
Maybe touristic places are safe there
>>51578642
>He wasn't being serious
Of course he wasn't...
>>51575861
>Argentina 2001
>Brazil 2003
>Asia 1997
>Venezuela 1999
>Russia 1998
>Shock economics
>America 2008
They only work if a bunch of other conditions are already met. The best choice for them is to do the China option and slowly liberalize. When you go yolo you get Poland and lose half your population or completely reverse back into Venezuela.
Pls redpill me
>>51578835
>Brazil 2003
he was one of our best presidents
OUR FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT WE WON'T NEED EYES TO SEE IT.
BOLIVIA YOU ARE NEXT, PUPPET STATE IN SANTA CRUZ DE LA SIERRA WHEN?
>tfw south american countries are so retarded that chile can end somehow with 1#pib with 17 mil people
ayy
>>51578945
>the bubble popped
>we recession now
>corruption scandal discovered after someone didn't do their job hidding money laundry with a fake car wash company
>literally millionare bribes discovered
>more than 2 billion stolen
>shit president with 0 charisma
>people want her out
>>51579169
I like how Bachelet, Dilma and Kristina fucked up every other women from being president, EVER
>>51579080
Can confirm
My family went from medium-low class to medium-high class
>>51579337
same here, woman prez, with degree in art of all fucking things, ends up making retard of herself. plus the typical scandals of designer clothes and handbags, etc.
at least she wasnt leftist, but that just makes it woerse, because she probably doesnt even know what that means
Paraguay: Done
Argentina: Done
Brasil: In process
Venezuela: In process
Uruguay: 4 more years bout our leftards are very moderate
Slowly the Mercosur is cleaning the filth.
>>51574534
we are killing them on a daily basis but they keep appearing
>>51579747
They're like those fucking cockroaches. Either you fuck all of their "family" or you keep getting them.
>>51567661
>impeaching this goddess who has brought that shit country up from ruin
nojento BR
bad form, holy shit
>>51580699
(who has brought that shit country up from ruin) * (-1)