Your cunt holds a referendum, asking if you want your cunt annexed by the United States. If the referendum passes, not only will your nation be annexed in full, but it will also be fast tracked to statehood, turning into one or several states in the Union.
This means your state gets voting representation in Congress, certain bankruptcy protections, and the rest of the US would be caught dead before letting your country get invaded or pushed around.
This also means, however, that unlike a non-state territory, you won't ever be able to become an independent nation again. Unlike the EU, the US doesn't even pretend to have a way out for its full-fledged states.
Do you vote for or against?
In favor :^)
I'm already in. But if I was in another country, I'd vote yes.
Against.
Fuck America.
>>51560089
>>51560138
We don't want you tho. Your country has almost zero valuable resources, very little infrastructure, and nothing to contribute.
You have to be desirable first.
Against
>dying for Israel
>2015
>>51560199
>zero valuable resources
Wrong.
>very little infrastructure
Also wrong.
>and nothing to contribute
Cheap labour.
>>51560028
>secessionists worst nightmare
No.
Against
lesser cancer is still cancer
Fuck yes!
Send some of those trigger happy cops here, erradicate scumbags with iron fist.
In exchange we have those hookers you guys like so much.
Deal??
please sempai do it
>>51560281
>Cheap labour.
Not if you become part of the US.
>>51560028
I'm sure there would be millions of Turks wanting to join but overall something like %60-70 of the people would disagree
>>51560199
they are in the G20
have a higher GDP than Russia
and For Fucks Sake we annexed the Philippines
not even the dirtiest bitch we've had
>>51560199
Good.
Fuck America.
>>51560028
How fucled up the world would be?
>>51560328
>Columbia becomes a country-sized rural Nevada
Deal.
>>51560387
*kşi pls go
>>51560495
Delightfully. The EU and China would both shit themselves in fear.
>>51560537
>Columbia
>>51560625
>>51560625
>implying they'll be keeping their un-American name after annexation
>>51560579
wat
>>51560028
only if you fix your shit first
how about the south separates from the US and the north+Canada start a new country
Against. And if it passes I kill myself by stabbing my eyes with a toothbrush.
>>51561097
Literally Jesusland and the United States of Canada
No, because I'm white
United Republic of North America, when?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Union
Against, Americans are fucking awful.
Sort out your jewish problem then come back.
>>51561425
We need Greenland in on this, too.
>>51560028
Lol no, it will be BTFO in a matter of seconds with or without my vote.
>>51560028
The Queen would not allow it.
>>51561425
>joining with 2 countries that would only lower quality of life for my country and provide no benefit
>>51560138
Fuck Pakistan. You literally fund the Taliban and sell our jets to China for no reason. We should drone strike you fucks to hell and let India nuke you.
Yes. Without a doubt. And i love Spain.
>>51561591
Like they would take you shitskins in lmao
>>51560028
No I just came back from the states and don't want any part of that shit dewey
>>51561744
>Fund the taliban
>Sell our jets to China
Haha suck my dick. America has no way to convict us of anything.
Guess we'll always be Americas """"buddy"""
>>51560199
We get a lot of oil from them
>>51561908
Why do you fucks even hate us anyway? What have we ever done to Pakistan except drone strike you, which is your own fault for sheltering terrorists?
>>51561591
i think your country has the best chance to get nuked
Against.
A better question is, would you vote for or against your country becoming part of (or rejoining) the glorious British Empire? :^)
>>51560753
>phylgian cap
>>51561997
nahh
>>51561997
I'd be for a merger creating an Anglo union
>>51561939
You ruined our public image. You treat India better than us. You literally abandoned us in 1971 when India loved the Soviets.
>>51561950
Don't worry Senpai, your country has a chance as well if we acquire long range missiles from Ching Smog land
>>51561997
No because you Brits suck at leadership and abandon your colonies when it suites you.
>>51560138
Yes
No
Fuck Off []
you tried, but youll never get land form here ever. btfo
>>51561997
British empire isn't exactly a thing these days, but there's always the Commonwealth.
>>51562130
Suits*.
>>51562130
We treat India better than you because they don't fund terrorists trying to kill us and selling our classified military technology to our arch-rival. Maybe if you stop being shit we would treat you better.
>Ruined your public image.
No, you guys did that yourselves by doing the above.
>India in 1971
Nothing personal but India had hundreds of millions of people and if they went Soviet it would totally fuck our containment of the SU.
>>51562271
i think a lot of countries are going to vote to leave the commonwealth after elizibeth dies
>>51562111
this tbqh
fuck the Europoors, the UK needs to leave the EU and then the Anglos can thrive.
Eeehm nah thanks.
>>51562360
A lot of countries will do away with the monarchy, yes. But the Commonwealth no longer requires that the British monarch be your official head of state. It's more about cooperation throughout the former empire, though it doesn't do a whole lot at the moment.
>>51560328
Our secret service likes*
>>51562271
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Overseas_Territories
>>51560028
No
The EU is bad enough already, you'll just make it worse.
Yes, Although Greece is economically shit it's geographically based, not to mention that you can control the rest of the Euros and this state has the highest gyro exports.
>>51562889
Been a while since i had a gyro. The turk that made them me died and his son sold his restaurant to some Italian
>>51563271
*near me
>>51562715
Will you guys at least sell us Greenland?
Against because we didn't gain independence to lose it again.
>>51563751
Ahunno, the Philippines seem pretty chill with the idea.
https://www.change.org/p/philippines-for-united-states-territory-movement-we-are-asking-all-filipinos-from-around-the-globe-to-sign-this-petition-to-once-and-for-all-end-tyranny-and-corruption-in-the-philippines
>>51560028
Why would any country say yes.
>>51563931
They have active communist terrorists and autonomous muslim areas. Not sure if I'd want it
Against untill you call football by it's name instead of "soccer"
against
>>51564134
Never
>>51564205
You can't lie yourself forever guys.
>>51564082
>Implying booting out their oligarchs and undoing the damage they've done wouldn't resolve the institutional stuff
>implying the second amendment wouldn't have its way with the rest of them
If America ain't the world's best at stamping out communism, I ain't even sure what we're the best at anymore.
Besides that, think of how glorious it would be to have a 10,500-mile-across country again. We'd also have a more valid excuse to send our destroyers between China's man-made "islands."
>>51564134
Who cares soccer is gay anyways all you people do is fake injuries to get ahead
>>51564334
What we Americans call football was called "football" before soccer started being called "football," and "soccer" was the initial name for what you people now call "football."
Look up the histories of those names.
>>51564444
Quads confirm, get fucked Europoors and South Americans
>>51564082
It'll be like the 80s again, except with better AIDS awareness and slightly less cocaine.
>>51564444
Check'd
>>51564517
Based Canadabro got my back like always
>>51564518
>We could literally remake anti-USSR 80's movies except simply setting them in the Philippines and replacing the USSR with communist terrorists
Fuck, where do I sign to re-annex them?
>>51564372
Just think of all the money it'd cost to build up their infrastructure and the massive demographic change adding 80 million Asians to the country would bring
>>51564858
100 million, actually. It would increase the US population by nearly a third.
It'd be something of a Hawaii or Guam/CNMI on steroids.
Of course, we could also just let them sort themselves out even if it leaves them poor, like we did with American Samoa.
>>51561097
Fuck off desu
Fuck the USA. Why would someone even be a part of the United States of India. Literally every where I went in New York, I saw a fucking Indian. It felt like I was walking through the shit central avenue. I think I might even stepped on an Indians shit there. Even Indiana was filled with fucking Indians.
USA more like DESIGNATED STATES OF AMERICA
>>51564976
So that's way more than 1 state's worth of people. What would be to best way to go about dividing them into multiple new states?
>>51565514
I assume we would use the system they have already.
>>51565071
Oh, be nice, Pakistan!
>>51565604
I mean how should the islands be clustered into new states. I suppose you'd just admit them as a territory and let them sort it out themselves like all the others, but we can always speculate.
>>51566035
I imagine that Luzon would be a state. Not sure about the rest though
>>51563661
why do you want greenland anyway? It only hosts like 55,000 people, most of them inuits or danish and it's basically a giant nature resurve.
>>51566549
We can plant nuclear silos and military bases there in case Russia tries any funny business, we can acquire a claim on the north pole if we so choose, and we get a damn good position from which we can completely surround and cut off Canada if we ever choose to revisit War Plan Red.
>>51566035
We would probably either turn their current administrative divisions into states...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Administrative_divisions_of_the_Philippines
... or turn each major island into a state.
It would be safe to assume that each state would have a population between 1 and 10 million, since that would put them well within the population bounds of the current states.
>>51560028
Against.
Liberty thrives in smaller decentralized communities, not under governments with practically limitless resources.
>>51567315
Thats why we have federalism, the federal government, and the state government. In truth even though we now have what people call Obamacare federally, some states already had a state based one, much of your daily life wouldn't be changed that much. You could keep your healthcare it just be state based, might actually have lower taxes, and get to keep your language even since the US doesn't officially have one.
Against to be perfectly candid with you brethren
>>51560028
>gay laws
>minority quotas and gibs programz
>negroids
>no freedom of hate speech
>diversity
>feminism
>bullet biteing(though i'd love to shoot some heavy guns but i can do that at a range or at a militart instruction course)
>imorality
i'd rather be poor m8
Many things are awesome in your cunt but shit is going downhill for you while my cunt is just starting to get good so i kinda have to say no thanks
>>51560328
>Send some of those trigger happy cops here, erradicate scumbags with iron fist.
For simply because I want to be a part of empire
and then rape, kill and pillage it's enemies
>>51570783
>no freedom of hate speech
What?
>minority quotas and gibs programz
This depends on the municipality.
>>51571086
You know Russians are our enemies right?
How erect are you right now at the thought of it?
>>51571175
Saying the wrong thing can leave you jobless like why the fuck would your employer care about your opinions as long as you are doing your job right?
>bill is doing a great job maybe we should promote him to head of departament
>but wait, he posted in a facebook comment that he deos not support trans rights
>what!!!! Fuck bill fire him and call around,we need to destroy his life for having an opinion that contradicts the jewish agenda
Litteraly what always happens qhen you go against the jewish agenda in the US as for diversity quotas large firms that span over many states will usually have the liberal rules evsn in conservative states
>>51561997
hell, I'd join the commonwealth of nations
at the very least to make reactionaries heads explode
In favour. It sounds like a good economic opportunity for the Netherlands to become the American gateway into Europe.
Plus our European neighbours tend to be unreliable so we could use some protection.
Against. Fuck you burgers.
>>51574181
>The Netherlands becomes for America what French Guyanna is for the EU
I like it. It'd be in good company with the Kalingrad Oblast, too.
>>51574296
We already are the biggest receivers of American investments in the world. We already have the biggest port of Europe. Plus we've got biggest natural gas reserve in Europe. And our military is already an American puppet since the cold war. We've been allies in all conflicts since the founding of America. So there are only benefits.
It would be fucking hilarious, how could I vote against it and miss all the fun?
>>51574431
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_natural_gas_proven_reserves
Oh Norway has more gas. We just have the biggest field.
>>51574431
'tis true, the first port to have accidentally saluted us as if we were an independent country, which was a part of the Danish empire at the time, is now a part of the US, in the US Virgin Islands. It's only fitting we do the same to the first port that deliberately saluted us as an independent nation.
"no"
we're already annexed by you
>>51574725
Fedorov, go to sleep
>>51560753
>swastika under "Columbia Calls"
>>51574693
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sint_Eustatius#.22First_Salute.22
>>51574815
no, you
>>51574829
The accidental salute I refer to is discussed here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sint_Eustatius#Notes
>>51574829
Does this mean the rest of the Kingdom, like Aruba, also becomes American?
>>51560089
>>51574181
>>51560328
I'd be okay with this.
Emm...no, thanks.
>>51560028
I'd vote for to be honest with you my fellow american citizen
>>51560028
...pls desu
lol we wouldn't even be in nato if the referendum for it hadn't been on the same day that was the referendum for eu
but no matter what such retarded referendum question would always fail here.
>>51560028
Only if at least half of Europe accepts (and it's called something else than America). Don't want to be a shitty exclave.
>>51560485
What the fuck bro?
>>51564134
Fuck you
>>51575604
>and it's called something else than America
>>51566549
Ice is melting fast and who knows what mineral wealth is there? The Chinese already tried to float a proposal to send in 35,000 miners, fortunately the Greenlanders turned them down
>>51564444
Quads have spoken
>>51575733
They are already protected by alliances with powerful countries, especially the US. Obviously no one would invade them.
All the would stand to gain is, lower education scores, lower reptrak, lower freeom index, lower IHDI, shorter life span, higher rates of disease, more crime, more incarceration, higher rates of civic and political corruption, etc.
>>51560028
>doesn't have the freedom to not be part of America
>thinks he's free
>>51575278
You know, I always wondered why Morocco didn't join NATO
>>51568192
>against
>brethren
Pick one
No.
>>51561997
Anglo Union when?
>>51576577
What is it with Americans trying to ally with those traitors?
>>51576762
Daddy issues
>>51576762
Every American that isn't a SJW libkek (this isn't hyperbole, at least where I live) has the intrinsic desire to unkek the canuk and liberate their fathers
>>51560138
Like we would offer you country in the first place lol. Literally undesirable.
>>51560089
Welcome to America Paco!
>>51560373
No thanks.
>>51561827
Deal !
>>51564134
Fuck off foot fairy
>>51577251
this mang
>>51562130
something about this conversation leads me to believe both parties have a fundamental misunderstanding to the global effect nuking a country would have.
>>51560028
against
we want to survive, not die faster
Yes please.
Then I would vote Trump to see the biggest wall erected humanity has ever seen.
>>51577623
Separate the Southern hemisphere from the Northern
>>51561997
Fuck no
Not with demshits in charge
>>51560028
Yes
Your disease is jews and the cure is an injection of kraut into your system.
>>51576333
We're a non-NATO ally, good enough for now, plus our army is shit, you would need to unfuck it untill its proper first
LOL NO FUCK THE USA.
NOBODY WANTS TO BE A PART OF THE UNITED STATES OF ĆUCKS.
USA IS SHIT
>>51577904
you know there's a shitload of americans with kraut heritage here right
>>51560028
i already get all the benefits of being American without actually having to be American so what's the fucking point?
>>51577972
Says Pakistan, the literal shit stain on the face of the earth
>>51560138
this, fuck *AmerkuckfagweakhedodegeneratespicniggerA
>>51577904
but you failed to remove jews
>>51578175
>failed
>not won 14 years of pure JEW TEARS AND FINAL FIGHT
you have no idea how TRUE the world was in those times, the Jews and all their lies were being stumped out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JewgO3-hyZ8
>>51578258
bread for today hunger for tomorrow, they angered the eternal jew who got revenge on all of us
>>51561997
>Voting against joining the protector of Anglo-Saxon liberty
Ok
>>51561997
I'd be in favor
>>51578388
A final showdown against jews is worth any price, the eternal war exists so long as non Jews exist.
>>51577767
I wouldn't vote yes in that situation either
>>51560028
please adopt, make us part of texas so we can keep our flag
Gyff
>>51561997
this tbqh
better rejoining brit than be part of murica
/cum/ needs to unite into one country.
>biggest country in the world
>literally a whole continent. fuck central america
>>51575604
being a shitty enclave isn't so bad
>>51560138
This
>>51579444
uh.. i mean exclave
and it actually is bad
I vote 'for' and I encourage all Commonwealth countries to do likewise. By our powers combined, we can repeal the relevant legislation and elect the Queen as President!
>>51580705
this needs to happen like yesterday, I want to see it before I'm an old man or dead
