>I literally just shit myself on the bus
>It's rancid as fuck
>Can feel the poo on my buttcheeks
ahah poo xdddd btw im 11 yo i like fast cars and womyn with big boobs xdddD
>>51559359
DUDE
>>51559359
DESIGNATED
So you experienced my irrational fear in real life. That's fucking hilarious.
Titters, sir
I know tons of dudes that have shit their pants
They were all blackout drunk, though
I don't know if that'll make you feel better OP
INDIANS
>>51559571
RARE
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>>51559485
>>51559577
>>51559676
Hi guys, guess I should make an appearance on this thread
Love you /int/, peace out
>>51559359
You can't get up, or people will see. You'll have to stay on the bus until everyone else gets off, then leave. You could maybe cover your ass with a backpack or something if you have one.
>someone mentions poop
>Indians appear
>>51559359
post pic
>>51559781
you sure know a lot about that
>>51560004
>someone mentions poop
>Germans appear
>>51559359
>t. a real american.
>>51560185
desu it's the same thing as when you pee'd yourself at school, when you were a little kid.
>>51560190
>someone mentions poop
>it's a Canadian
>>51560332
No man, it's not. Peeing yourself isn't like to carry a big amount of a putrid misshaped brown mass in your pants.
>>51560332
>mfw peed myself once on a school trip
>mfw nobody noticed
I pooped myself on the way back from a school trip. All the other kids got to take the bus, which had a toilet on it...I got singled out with a couple other kids to ride in one of the moms' cars.
poop all over the place
I'm ashamed as fuck, but I did poop myself a little some years ago at work. Then I got some bantering and that's it.
Lesson learned: always go to the bathroom and try to shit before leaving for work or long travels.
