>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/11996473/2.5-million-men-have-no-close-friends.html
WEW LAD
>ALMOST WALKED OUT IN FRONT OF THE BUS, AGAIN
HAHAH LADS WHAT AM I LIKE
>being written about by a famous media outlet
one more thing I can check off my bucket list
>>51554198
>8% of british males don't have friends
Can't make this shit up
im a lonely sad cunt with no friends
>>51555301
Noice.
>>51554198
>Last month research published by the charity campaign “Calm” (Campaign Against Living Miserably) showed that more four in 10 men have thought about taking their own lives at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>be brit
>have no friends
>get depressed
>kill yourself because of it
HAHA LADS
![spede%20pasanen[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/x26Fiqi.png "spede%20pasanen[1].png")
>>51554198
>close friends
You mean people to open up to?
>>51559564
The article says it's mostly middle aged men. When you realise that people in the UK work many many hours more than lazy French workers it makes sense that they don't feel they have the time to find any close friends.
Having friends is overrated. The other day I was on the train near a group of students and listening to their 'banter' made me want to kill myself desu
>>51560253
it gets alot easier if you're not austistic.
>>51560016
most of you are huge autistic retards, that's why you don't have close friends.
Scratch a british man, you'll wound a despressed woman
>>51560253
It is not straya level, but it is still good to get a laugh.
You need to chill.
>>51560471
We don't kiss other men like you decadent frogs, we're just a bit uptight so it's difficult.
>>51560596
I get my laughs from browsing memes on /int/ :D
>>51561039
Yay :0
>>51554198
>friends
overrated shit, the only things you need are beer, probably a dog and a bitch to shag once in a while. And i already have beer
>>51564365
>probably a dog and a bitch to shag once in a while
anon I..
>>51554198
404 give link pls
>>51554198
Well i have no friends at all
>>51564365
see, even Denmark is shocked >>51564455
>>51564778
he has the beer, he's technically only halfway there
>>51564778
>>51564870
What did i say wrong?.
Beer(Substance)
Sex(Pleasure)
Dog(Loyalty)
It's all you fucking need, a friend is not going to give you that, forget about it
>>51564998
by getting a bitch to shag you sorta hit two birds with one stone m8
>>51564998
>probably a dog and a bitch to shag once in a while
"Bitch" is a term used to describe a female dog
>>51560016
>When you realise that people in the UK work many many hours
>lazy anglos work 9-5
>standard in most of Europe is 8-5
how bout you fuck right off
