This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
First.
>>51553397
A fine thread, anon. It may eventually be forgotten in the annals of time, but for one brief moment in history, it was something beautiful.
Third
>>51553326
>his seemingly favorite seat
Topiddykek. Much truth here. Except I seat at a few seats near her.
I am the bone of my sword.
>>51553397
このスレの日本人はアニメ画像のOPが嫌いだと思った。
>>51553397
乙
I've only started about a week ago. Learning pronunciation, kana, and radicals. I don't have much vocabulary yet, but I can't wait to talk to you guys.
日本語愛し!
I hope people make this a shota thread properly this time.
>>51553701
>>51553397
乙
>>51553633
アニメ画像のOPでも俺は気にしないよ
ずっとアニメなのは嫌だけど
ま~たtwitterでint/を翻訳してる海外の反応系がやらかしたと騒ぎになってたわ
断りもなく俺たちの書き込みを勝手に翻訳して載せては意味不明な偏向をするから「4chanの日本人は反日売国奴だ」とアホが信じ込むわけで
>>51553633
日本人もアニメの画像じゃあ、個性がないじゃん。
なんだかんだ日本人ってのは目立ちたがり屋なのさ
>>51553709
>shota
who?
>>51553779
このスレが変な翻訳されたってこと?
>>51553779
反応サイトって全部訳してないでしょ。自分の好きな米だけ訳してて、すごい偏向だよ
前も自分のコメントをオリジナルとは全く違う意味で訳されてた経験あり。嘘ばっかだよ
>>51553709
ああ、shota: ショタか…
>>51553779
なにそれ詳しく
>>51553898
最初見た時に翔太って誰だろうって思ったよ…
>>51553397
おつ
>>51553449
>>51553353
分かりましたと思います、説明ありがおつございます
How I understood it:
In a conversation you can understand the meaning from the pronounciation ↓↑.
In writing the context must be clear.
>>51553821
ここじゃない、たとえばint/の各国の料理スレとかはまず餌食になる。そして意味不明な翻訳のされ方する。
>>51553859
自分も同じ経験があって青い背景のサイト(名前は失念)に行って苦情を述べたら書き込み禁止されたわ。何様やねんてほんま
Post a cat.
>>51553989
Yes, that is exactly what I meant
>>51553989
>In a conversation you can understand the meaning from the pronounciation ↓↑.
>In writing the context must be clear.
yes, exactly
>>51554079
なるほど
ここじゃないって聞いてひとまずほっとした
翻訳ブログは見ないけど、ほかのアフィブロに何度も同じことやられてるからすごく分かるよ
>>51554087
Kot
Are Tomicas a big thing over there or are they just something you play with as a kid?
>>51554087
これでいいですか
>>51554087
>>51554087
>>51554276
Meninas-gato são as melhores. Mas gatos a brincarem com meninas também.
sushi cat is so cute.
>>51554098
>>51554136
やった!
>>51554087
んやんですか
>>51554430
その顔が知恵遅れみたいな顔だ
>>51554146
Kot means in German "crap" :)
>>51554136
そうなんだよ。奴ら英語使えないからここに来ないで陰口叩くしさ。自分たちの描く日本人像と外れてたら「日本人の成りすまし」扱いだぞ。舐められてるわ
>>51554187
kek
poor dog...
>>51554449
Cat's invasion is really cute〜
>>51554467
Don't you like sushi?
>>51554503
ツイッター検索したけど見つからん
お客さんが来て荒れたりしない程度に検索ワードのヒントを貰えると嬉しい
post your waifus
>>51554503
Кoт is also a word for "cat" in Russian, though ;)
What are your favourite otome games?
Is there any site where Japanese amateurs post uncensored nudes of themselves? Or is no one in Japan willing to let others see them like that without being paid?
Here young girls have taken to "sexting" others lewd pictures. Does that happen in Japan or never?
>>51554935
I only have a (real) girlfriend
宣教師どもは長い船旅の性欲をどう解消したんだろうか
>>51555067
はーとふる彼氏 is.
>>51555126
There were a case of 5 gay men being arrested recently for posting their nude pics on a gay site.
2 mins
wew
e
w
>>51555143
宣教師は船に乗っていなくても、セックスしたらあかんとちゃうの?
>>51555067
学園ハンサム
>>51553633
んなこたーない
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AawjV4eJPA
今季のアニメはOPEDは良い物そろってる。
>>51553878
俺のツイッターアイコンだw
ギリシャの神様なんだが判ってるよなw
巨乳ロリで姉キャラだぞw
>>51555306
Oh Wikipedia lied to me. It said the last arrests under the obscenity law were in 2004.
Wouldn't getting caught be pretty impossible though, since girls always post those pictures without their face showing?
I'm a bit peckish! I must eat french fries!
>>51555067
炎多留
>>51555442
how common is windows xp in japan? why are japanese so slow in adopting new technologies??
>>51555425
They can be traced back quite easily from their IP addresses, no?
The act of posting obscene pics is illegal.
It doesn't really matter whether those pics are of their own pussies or not.
>>51555472
that picture is old
>>51555472
Maybe it's to do with that our language uses Chinese characters.
>>51555617
>They can be traced back quite easily from their IP addresses, no?
If they post on a foreign site though, then how would the police figure out an ip?
Are foreign sites required to comply with Japanese subpoenas?
>>51555701
More specifically do you think 4chan would comply with such a subpoena?
>>51555660
>win 7 almost 60%
based japanese not buying into microshits touch autism
翻訳ブログって潰せないの?
>>51555793
難しい…
>>51555793
まとめブログ肯定派のひろゆきが管理人なんだぜ?
俺らに出来るのはAdsense通報しまくることくらいか
>>51555744
There seems to be some cross-country arrangement for internet related crimes.
But I don't know how strictly it's imposed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_Cybercrime
だから、どこのまとめが炎上してんだよ
ツイッターで調べて確認したいから教えろって言っても無視だろ
内輪トークならよそでやれよ
>>51555472
I've read that people their see PCs as ordinary tools so they don't replace them until necessary.
In 2010, the Japanese government still used hundreds of thousands of PCs and servers that ran on Windows 2000.
>>51555775
>not windows 8.1 plus classic shell
pfffffffffffffff
>>51556042
*see their
self-sage
>>51556042
Meanwhile in France...
A 23-year-old Windows 3.1 system failure crashed Paris airport http://zd.net/1WWshaJ
>>51556042
It's pretty normal to not update to new OS when whatever you are using is still working fine. It would cost a lot of money to test and rewrite code to make the same thing work on a newer OS
>>51556048
>using a botnet OS
>>51556199
W7 got the same botnet updates, unless you disable them you still got botnet on W7
>>51555916
Ok. Is there any fear upon perverts that if they come across some uncensored video, that the girl in it could be underage?
Of course there is no reason to censor cheese pizza, but possessing such a thing is illegal.
>>51555972
どうせハッタリじゃねーの
>>51556259
>implying I have updated in the past few years
>>51556333
俺ハッタリ臭いこと言ってた?
あまりに酷いアフィブログだったら何かしてやろうと考えてるけど、大したことはできないよ
悪評を広めるぐらいかなあ
>>51555793
潰す必要は無いと思う
外人がどう思ってるか知りたいじゃん
>>51556264
My understanding is that any government can find or even create a reason if it wanted to arrest any one within its sovereignty.
>>51556484
ハッタリじゃないなら教えてよ
>>51556194
>using Windows 3.1 on a critical system in almost 2016
>>51556199
>It would cost a lot of money to test and rewrite code to make the same thing work on a newer OS
I know.
>>51556565
な、何を・・・?
とりあえず、絡む前にやりとりを読んでくれない?
>>51556641
何をやらかして騒ぎになってるんですか?
それはなんというブログですか?
post vagie
>>51556532
潰すとか全く思わないけどもしどう思ってるか知りたいんならなおさら直接原文読んだ方が良くない?
抜き出された数レスだけ読むよりもスレ全体を読んだ方が面白いと思うし
でも2ちゃんよりまとめの方がよく読むって人もいるしそういうもんなのかな
If only I was manly enough and invite girls at Mc Donald
>>51557094
Would never happen I've learned.
No one would want to commit such a crime. Japanese are law abiding people even if those laws are stupid.>>51557094
>>51557277
どうして俺の日本語の先生はまだ返事ないの
先生本当に好き、だからお返事してください
>>51557261
Do you not have Nandos in La France?
反応系アフィブログってどの記事も日本に辛辣なコメントはめちゃくちゃ柔らかく表現してるから微笑ましいわ
>>51557537
Nope
I even had to google it, we have our own fast food called 'Quick'
>>51557794
That's from Belgium
キリちゃん出てきなさい!!!
>>51557261
Tried that before. She didnt let me mcfuck
If you're not homo, please leave.
>>51558809
>>51558809
>complaining about ノンケ
>>51558809
I'm not gay or anything, but I'll fuck you in the mouth if you can convincingly dress up as a pretty girl.
>>51558809
バイはどうなんですか!
>>51558972
Thats still gay af...
>>51558809
I would have to leave because of my gf but I like it here so I will stay ;))))))))
糸は退屈なです
>>51559105
Have you seen the film Orgazmo?
>>51559072
>両性愛者
お姉ちゃんが来た!
>>51558809
ノンケハンティングの良さが分からないとか、にわかは帰ってくれないか
>>51559355
>55
>>51559355
Can I stay here?
>>51559480
Only if you post your chinpo
>>51558809
this
Nhk?
>>51559601
Senpai, I'm too shy to post my son
>>51559601
Wat do if I don"t have one
>>51559935
Post manko instead, of course.
>>51559141
Can anyone tell me if this is correct?
>>51559935
Post your clito instead of chinpo
>>51559451
あなたはプロの方か何かですか?
>>51559935
Then you are not allowed to be here. Go away.
>>51559935
Post a picture of your wonderful oppai
>>51560022
Or this
>>51560229
I disagree with this rude behavior.
Of course it is common courtesy to post oshiri first.
>>51560280
まだその名前だったんですか?
>>51560045
Pls
Or i will start tripfagging
>>51560165
プロなんて恐れ入るな…
大手同人とかでも呼んでくれ
>>51560434
いや、プロのノンケハンターなのかなって
>>51560427
>expecting google translate would be correct
You just can safely start tripfagging
>>51560496
>プロのノンケハンター
>>51560427
What 糸は退屈なです mean?
Please in English
>>51560633
>implying google translate
Nah i wont trip
People could filter me
韓国の女の子のルール
>>51560735
Can anyone tell me if this is correct?
>>51560676
このスレが退屈だって言いたいんだろ
>>51560775
Pls
Or i will start tripfagging
>>51560775
Korean girl's rule?
>>51560676
この糸はつまらないです
maybe this is better
>>51561023
ああthreadが糸になったのか……
This thread is NOT boring.
中国の女は日本の女より美しいです
>>51561185
It kinda is desu
Is 糸 wrong?
What should i use instead?
>>51560854
yes they do
>>51561337
このメイクが酷い
JKって何?
何の意味?
>>51561655
女子高生or常識的に考えて
>>51561734
じゃあ、JKのパンチラは?
別のサイトで見つけた
>>51561360
スレ
or スレド
>>51561857
>JKのパンチラは?
これだよ
>>51561933
このスレドはつまらないです
is this correct now?
>>51562165
Yes. But mind you, スレ it's the most used variant.
>>51562165
スレ or スレッド, nips mainly use スレ
>>51562265
>>51562269
alright, thanks lads
>>51561975
he looks like karl pilkington
>>51561975
レアルの見せてくれ
it's high time
cymbaline
I remember when my gf and I went shopping to find clothes for our child
what a great time
>>51563820
>彼女も子供もいる
死ね
>>51563974
I don't speak asian
God are there really people here so don't have penises.
What's wrong with them???
>>51563820
I thought you broke up with her
Oh well back to reporting you.
What's the best Japanese movie this year?
The last I watched was 逆転裁判 tbqh (and it was great albeit me not particularly liking Miike movies)
>yet another American mass shooting
I kinda wanna move desu
>>51565326
I think there's an appropriate meme for this...
>>51565383
>go to the uk
get robbed
>go to germany
get keked
>go to the usa
get black lives matter'd
>>51565617
What do Japanese posters get?
>>51565747
radiated
>>51565326
You're shitting me right?
>>51565747
hmmm
>go to Japan
get not talked to
>>51565832
Up to 3 active shooters in cali. One has a machine gun supposedly. They're in all black with ski masks.
>>51565972
fucking skiers this sport ought to be outlawed
>>51566207
>literally millions of dollars are stolen each year from banks by skiers
>Switzerland continues to build ski resorts
>>51566207
Notice how this stuff never happens in Germany...
If only we were more tolerant and let in more refugees...
>>51565972
>turn on the TV
>it's actually true
did mass shootings became a national sport or something over there?
>>51565326
pls b muslim and not redneck
>>51566573
>b redneck
Get mass shootings with a dozen deaths
>b muslim
Get mass shootings with a hundred deaths
バカです、先輩
good night
I really liked you and thought you were my friends
but now the brit made fun of me
you're just like the other people
I hate you and especially the stupid reporting americunt
I won't come back hopefully
I'm addicted to this shit though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R3z7_2Tb9M
>>51567298
Sweet dreams, doitsu-kun. I will always remember you.
>>51564960
There are females in this thread?
>>51567461
we are all girls here
>>51568379
僕は少女です
よろしくおねがいします
>>51568596
ボクっ娘か…
>Nips
>>51569089
ボクっ娘ってどんな人ですか
今日電車で新宿へ行きます!!
>>51565168
I heard that the new Kore'eda was alright.
>>51570535
>and I also do anal
I must admit that caught me off guard and caused me to laugh a little.
>>51570535
Cute, but not a real Japanese girl.
nihon no meemu wo boku ni oshiete kudasai
>>51571126
食べたくなくはないけど・・・
>>51571126
はい
このスレにいるすべての日本旗は韓国人です
>>51571418
私のソーセージを食べる下さい
>>51571126
メーム
家出てから仕事の中止連絡が・・・
眠い・・・
>>51571701
ahh yatto meemu ni natta
arigatou ne igirisu kun
>>51571710
Good morning gozaimasu, nihonjin-san.
>>51571267
wakaran
>>51571897
Are you the Brit who was considering fucking the Japanese MILF?
>>51572063
Hah, I wish, buddy.
>>51571897
ohayougozaimasu igirisujin-san
かな?
My Japanese teacher looks tight af lads
>>51572717
Take a picture and post it here, other wise stop teasing us.
>>51572804
Just imagine a petite BBA and fap to it.
>>51572854
lol no
>>51572572
愛くるしいプレセントね :3
>>51570817
Thanks, don't know him tbqh because I'm quite the film pleb, will look into his movies though
I spoke to a real-life Japanese man yesterday.
It really showed just how little I know about Japan and Japanese.
I will do my best to improve!
>>51573214
見た目はね・・・
このキャラは不老不死のために自作した少女のボディーに入ってるんだ、中身は死ななくなった錬金術師のおっさん・・・w
ちなみに声はカードキャプチャー桜の声、丹下桜
すっげえ可愛い声でおっさん発言するんだ・・・やべえよやべえよ・・・w
>>51576065
The Japanese posters will be soon be waking up, you can practise Japanese stuff with them.
>>51570502
Wow, nobody has ever done that before.
>>51576134
Where do people get this idea that Japs don't wake up until midday from?
Some yank said something similar yesterday.
おはようございません
>>51576354
it's more like everyone on 4chan is a NEET who wakes up at noon
>>51576354
Well, the normalfag Japanese posters have already gone to work/school.
And what kind of self-respecting NEET gets up before midday?
>>51576575
>>51576646
I'm awake..
>>51576747
but you're going to bed soon, no?
I will go to bed now, and watch anime
>>51571710
そりゃまた、怠い話だな。
>>51576106
まあ、見た目はロリ、実は大歳増という設定はよくある。
最近では、ヘステアなんかどうだろう?
なんせ、炉の女神だ。
>>51576866
ヘスティアは炉の神が・・・ではなく
ゼウスの姉で一番最初にミノタウロスに飲み込まれたので成長が止まってロリなんだよ
オリンポス12神の座を他の神に譲るくらい
奥ゆかしい神様なんだよ
>>51555143
いや、日本とかのおなごを捕まえて普通に性奴隷してたし
あまりに多すぎて現地で何度も禁令が出されたくらい
>>51576866
>まあ、見た目はロリ、実は大歳増という設定
最近だとこれか
>>51576747
おはよう。日本とオーストラリアは緯度は違えど、緯度はそう違わない。
今そちらは何時?
>>51577312
偉い神様だったんだ!
>>51578114
物語終盤だな。録画はしてるけど見ていない。週末に一気見しようと思う。
彼
女
が
欲
し
い
デス
>>51578509
一人ぼっちで死ね
>>51578570
rude
>>51578325
I'm on the east coast. We are 2 hours ahead of you.
The west coast has the same timezone as Japan.
>>51578624
あいつ失礼だな
お前は彼女がいる?
>>51578703
The funny thing is, there used to be a female japanese anon girl here but I think creeps like you scared her off
and kiri
now you go around asking people if they're girls on the internet? that's sad
>>51578758
no, i was trying to ask if he has a girlfriend
no girls on the internet, i'm sorry if you got tricked by this kiri fellow
>>51578325
処女の誓いもしてるし、えらい神様なんだが、今一有名で無かった。
昔のギリシャでは結構信仰厚かったらしいけどね
>>51555143
山羊をしらんのか、船の長旅には必ず雌山羊を乗せるんだぞ。理由は・・・わかるな?
宣教師は自慰も禁止なので建前上なにもしてはいけない
だからサキュバスが来て夢精させられるんだ。
Do everyday japs like anime? Is it regarded the same as regular tv shows in the western world?
How much sushi and sashimi does a japanese person eats regularly?
Do you guys have this cream cheese one of the photo or is it a western thing?
I could eat that shit every day.
お花を摘みに行ってきます
チンチョンニップノン
私が属しているのですか?
>>51579006
ごゆっくり~
How expensive is LTE in Japan? Do you have a traffic limit?
シェーーーっ!
>>51579571
>vlcsnap
It's a trick, isn't it? You actually use mpv.
>>51579571
it costs \5600~7000 in AU's charging plan. I don't have even smart phone
>>51580128
>p mpv - video player based on MPlayer/mplayer2
>i vlc - multimedia player and streamer
>i mplayer2 - Advanced general-purpose video player
I mostly use mplayer2
https://github.com/mpv-player/mpv/blob/master/DOCS/mplayer-changes.rst
It has the ability to customize screenshot names? wow
Though it's pretty poor of such a huge project like VLC to have their assignable variables broken
>>51553397
Otousan thread?
>tfw I'm going to walk out on my employer as soon as I get my first paycheck
>>51580235
Really? That is for LTE as much as you want?
That's is awesome tbqh
>>51580445
PooPoo?
In the sentence あの人が来ると連絡があった, did 来る occur before or after 連絡があった? If after, do we know if the 来る action is still in the past but not as past as 連絡があった, or is it in the present?
>>51580448
yap, LTE Plan desu
http://www.au.kddi.com/english/iphone/iphone6-6plus/ryokin/lte-plan/
>>51580477
c'mon guy, you know poopoo peru only uses the HK proxy
>>51553397
>can't understand half the things said in this thread
>feel left out
>mfw
>talking to a girl
>pretty dirty talk
>she mentions she has a boyfriend and she wishes her boyfriend would treat her in the way I was talking about treating her (dominanting and humiliating her)
>a couple weeks later she mentions he broke up with her
I feel bad for her even though she was somewhat cheating and is probably a whore who deserved it
>>51580685
That's what happens when you can barely speak one language (^:
>>51580707
You're not desensitized from the opposite sex yet.
Does LTE work in the tokyo subway?
On the platform? On the train inbetween stations?
>>51580735
This is probably good, it will stop me from committing some kind of crime.
ヘルプ下さい >>51580562
>>51580776
Why? Wouldn't it mean you would just become indifferent to girls? That's how I feel, by the way.
>Ryan Boundless is so miserable in Japan
>surrounded by all these hot Japanese girls
>and he can't fuck them becuz he's too old
god that would make me hate life. I'd consider rape
>>51580884
Oh I thought you meant "indifferent to their feelings."
I'm too hetero to become indifferent to them in the manner you were thinking of.
>>51580562
It means I was contacted with a message saying that "that person will come". So clearly the renraku happened before kuru you stupid fucking idiot. We have no idea if the guy has come or not yet, simply you were contacted with information that a certain person would come. Not that hard faggot
>>51580562
>あの人が来る と 連絡があった
来る occurs after 連絡があった
but we don't know when these actions occur because a tense is not clear in Japanese
>>51580926
Well, that doesn't mean you'd stop being hetero, you just wouldn't care if she got dumped, at all.
>>51580562
>>51580848
と is just quoting the message. It's pretty much saying "There was a message that said that person was coming/ I got a message that said that person was coming." Dictionary form some times serves to show things that will happen. Here it shows that he/she will come.
>>51581018
>It means I was contacted with a message saying that "that person will come".
I thought the と here was the conditional particle, not the quoting particle. But you are saying it is actually the quoting particle, so okay.
>>51581027
Would you say that the と is a quoting particle here too?
