Somebody please get me out of this hellhole.
I just want to live in a country where people leave me the fuck alone and be happy.
I wanna walk through the streets with my phone without fearing that some scumbag will mug me and steal it.
I wanna finish my studies without considering selling my ass every new semester to pay my uni.
I wanna be outside late at night without being worried that some crazy mofo appears and beat the shit outta me without reason.
I wanna find a woman with dreams and strong determinations, not lazy cunts whose only dream in life is to find a rich husband to fullfill their spoiled whims.
I wanna be happy goddamit!!
Currently studying network security, pretty good level on english and fast learning on other languajes, no religious fanatism and i can cook italian food.
Remember.....I can be more productive in your own society than you can be.
if you pay my rent I will let you stay here
>>51552902
fuck that
rot nigga
>>51552902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGizyia26GM
>>51552902
>I wanna find a woman with dreams and strong determinations
t. beta cukk who can't provide for a normal traditional woman with motherly and housewifey feelings
>>51552902
UAE is hiring Colombian mercenaries to fight in Yemen
Don't be pussy
Go join
They pay 7 times what the Colombian army pays
>>51552902
Ill rent you a room bro just get your green card
>>51552902
ill try my hardest to teach someone who would give a fuck how to read ASAP
>>51552902
go to USA
>>51552948
No homo right??
>>51552997
pls
>>51553080
That doesn't go along very well with my vision of being left the fuck alone, I'm a very peaceful guy with depression problems.
>>51552902
Es hombre o no?
Aguante como uno.
>>51556107
Aguantar es de plebeyos.
Quiero decir que tuve una buena vida, al carajo el tercer mundo.
are you a grill?
>>51557575
Los países primermundistas son tan aburridos.
How far are you into your studies? desu if you're educated and speak English it shouldn't be a problem coming here, I don't know any of the specifics though, just assuming.
>>51552902
Stay out of Florida. We have enough arepa trucks and spanish speakers
>>51559154
I have still 3 semesters left, if I go to Canada I would have to start over because my studies here won't mean shit in your country.
Well, I'll return to work as a waiter I suppose.
>>51559216
Hell no, I've seen Dexter, therefore I know how is the life in Miami, don't worry.
Funny thing, my godfather lives in Queens, New York, I'm not going to live with him because I'm assuming NY is bad too.
>>51553080
They only want Colombians because they have experience fighting for and against the FARC. Why would they care about a semi depressed nerd?
If you are feminine enough u have a room for you here.
>>51560255
He can be canon fodder
Depressed people need to be killed to end their misery
