/tricking those cheeky poms/ edition
You got hacked by China
>no Liara
refuse to post here 2bqh
The cricket man was out and the referee was incorrect
what's a pom?
ARe you guys white?
Reporting in for ebic banta laddys
>>51540558
No we're pink :3
>>51540555
You
*slaps all of you*
>>51540603
*likes it*
>>51540621
*shoots you*
>>51540630
>be american
>shoot someone
potterty
>>51540521
What does everyone want for Christmas this year?
>>51540679
A new leaf flag for my favourite Kiwi commonwealth brus.
>>51540679
A cricket ball, thrown to me slowly using underarm.
>>51540679
bluray player
>>51540710
delet this
>>51540721
No
how's the job hunt going lads?
>>51540721
>he can't slog a 6 from an underarm
who /nogf/ here?
>Why yes, I do watch cricket
US is in there so I'm allowed here
>>51540764
found a sleep therapist one but don't know my chances
i came here to do a post haha
>>51540801
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>51540679
You
>>51540801
Is there a cure for baby face?
>>51540679
socks
never seem to have enough
>>51540679
My two front teeth
>>51540847
losing weight during puberty.
>>51540679
lump of coal
>>51540679
G F
F
*enslaves the human race*
>>51540679
I don't know any suggestions? Don't think anyone can buy me a gf 2bh
someone post the Australian girl drawing with the kiwi chick next to her
>>51540795
Right there with you.
...well I've been on a couple of dates with this one chick but she's never available and I can't be fucked constantly trying to find a time that works for her.
I always get a kick out of the thought I might be speaking to a girl on /int/. You never really know, do you haha
>>51540774
A ROLLED UNDERARM YOU SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51540679
Maybe a new videocard. But that seems like an unreasonable request so just weed would be fine desu.
>>51540942
I'm not a girl btw
>>51540942
um...hey *kisses you on the neck*
>>51540942
Give me your baby gravy, money and half of your shit. No I won't do anything for it because I'm a princess and I deserve everything. Are you getting a kick yet?
>>51540924
probably could buy you a gf for half hour if you're keen.
>>51540942
2bh I've always imagined other /int/ users as those similar to my >friendship group
>>51541007
yes I am
>>51541000
>there are girls in your country
Hi.
19 soon lads
Feel like such an old man ahaha
>>51541000
That's a lot of 0's!
>>51540764
Just started a new job on tuesday; already looking for other opportunities.
>yanks still think this is the /brit/ thread
Out
>>51541087
What job?
>>51541049
Hello.
>>51541000
wao slut
>>51541097
haha waheyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>51541097
Pretty sure it says /brit/ in the subject senpai
>>51541146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
fucken hey fellas!!
>>51541118
Grounds keeping. Mowers, edgers, whipper snippers, blowers, etc. Not bad work and the people seem alright. But doing it in near 40 degree heat isn't the best. Plus it looks like they can't really guarantee me the hours I want so I'm trying to find something that pays better, even if it isn't as good of a job.
>>51541168
Good to see you made it pal
>>51541146
>>51541148
Fuckin seppo cunts get out me thread
F U C K O F F
U
L
L
Far out boys mark zuckberg is giving away 99% of his facebook shares valued at 45b
>>51541190
that's like enough to assassinate everyone in henry kissinger's family tree
>>51541190
Subterfuge.
>>51540555
Prisoner of [her] Majesty
>>51541179
yeah you too mate.
>>51541190
fuaaaaaah that's unreal
>>51541190
yeah to israel
>>51541190
i could greatly use even .0005% of that
>>51541190
>giving away
?
to who
>>51541186
haha i feel just like an old time colonist
*exploits you for (You)s*
>>51541222
Is there something wrong with that?
>>51541228
*whom
stop posting, retard
>>51541232
t. Cletus
hello
>>51541253
t. Muhammad
>>51541049
hey eesti!
>>51541266
>>51541266
Look, you moron, this isn't /brit/, your thread is here
>>51535913
>>51541266
*kisses you*
>>51541303
was just saying hello
>>51541307
fuck off ya poof
>>51541321
go post more maisie pics
>>51541321
was just saying you're not welcome here
>>51541321
platonic kisses are quite hetero lad
>>51541344
whys that
>>51541349
bender
>>51541340
>>51541365
because you already have your own general
>>51541365
*hugs you*
>>51541190
What happened to the good old days of people acquiring as much wealth as possible and then becoming jaded cynics? Those were the days
>>51541365
i meant in /brit/ you bender
>>51541365
*kisses you forcefully*
Hows ya father ?
>>51541373
so do the yanks
dont see you racially abusing them
>>51541386
oh
>>51541375
good post
>>51541349
*non platonically kisses you*
teehee
>>51541365
*fucks you*
you guys ever think about how like it's really cool that it only takes like 2/10ths of a second for packets of information to travel between US/Europe and australia despite being like 10,000 miles away? the internet is pretty fucking cool, man.
>>51541383
Daniel Day Lewis Faggot Butt
>>51541399
Because I actually like Americans. You limeys disgust me.
>>51541365
Now that's some sandwich action I'd like to be part of.
>>51541416
>200ping
Only a pipedream matey
>>51541401
*bites your lower lip*
>>51541416
Got that right, mate.
>>51541429
this thread seems a bit gay and if you unironically enjoy yank posts i dont think i want to stay here anyawy
>>51541444
With a trips like that, anythings possible!
>>51541471
Bye then
>>51541471
don't worry I'm in /brit/ too xx
>>51541471
liking maisie is probably the gayest thing ever
>>51541448
*pulls you closer by your jersey and lightly kisses your neck*
>>51541536
yeh mate nothing more bent than liking a girl especially not ERPing with obese american neets
So what are you guys up to right now? I mean other than bitching at each other, of course.
>>51541560
I thought you wanted to leave? You gay m8?
>>51541560
keep posting, show everyone how straight you are
>>51541549
o-oh my
>>51541573
On the dunny and soon to be in the shower
>>51541583
>>51541584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgo_wNeBypA
>>51541583
sry lad this >>51541584 insect wants me to keep posting
so whats everyonjes fav crisp flavour
ifyou dont say salt & vinegar you are a melt
>>51541573
I'm waiting for an interview
>>51541573
Getting ready for bed.
>>51541606
>crisp
fuck off limey
>>51541573
playing runescape
>>51541606
My favourite crisp flavour is ketchup laddy
Fucking hell it's hot
Norwesters are hell
>>51541606
C&O (cheese and onion)
>>51541573
coupland's pie
>>51541573
drinking some warm root beer and watching bad movies
>>51541606
fockin innit smokin a fag eatin a packet of crisps
this aint bend it like beckham
>>51541631
did the man craft the body rune
>>51541601
Yeah need to do that, myself.
>>51541606
Sour cream and onion is G.O.A.T. Using insults that nobody else understands is worthless.
>>51541609
What's the job?
>>51541623
Isn't it only about 9pm there? Why so early?
>>51541631
That's still going?
>>51541641
Not really sure what that is desu.
>>51541646
What kind of bad movies?
>>51541606
ready salted or salt and vinegar
Thick cut obviously
>>51541636
very interesting. a "norwester" for me means -20c and 6-10ft is coming
>>51541654
is that true
@51541658
awful post
>>51541664
>>51541637
>>51541632
good boys
>>51541658
yes
>>51541658
Autopsy attendant desu
>tfw your wife's boyfriend hates you
>>51541679
Interesting. Have you done that sort of work before? Do you know if the pay they're offering is any good?
>>51541672
6-10ft of snow* to clarify
>>51541698
What's that in real height dickhead
>>51541676
>the highlight of my night is a brit praising my taste in chips
>>51541707
Don't know how to use Google, wanker?
>>51541679
bit creepy
>>51541672
for us a norwester is a hot, dry wind coming from Australia
>>51541716
>chips
good lad
>>51541725
Somebody has to do it. Talk to ambulance workers/paramedics. Some of them are creepy fucks, but they're creepy fucks that save lives.
>>51541696
I already work in the hospital dealing with surgery equipment, mostly the sterilization. I've never seen a dead body before desu, but I think it's something you get accustomed to. I never saw much blood before my current job either, and it can be quite gorey, with bone and meat chunks, etc. It pays a few dollars more an hour and is guaranteed fulltime hours. Worth looking into anyways, if it falls through I still have my current work
>>51541658
>What kind of bad movies?
>>51541749
fuck off yank
>>51541717
Fuck off seppo sympathiser
>>51541658
Yeah it's only 9 but recently I have been trying to get into a normal sleeping pattern so I'm not fucked all day.
>>51541707
it means this
>>51541750
oh yeah I'm gonna go into medicine
>>51541764
*silences you mid sentence by nibbling on your nipples
>>51541768
No. You're not the boss of me.
>>51541751
>I've never seen a dead body before desu
Not even a dead relative or anything like that? At any rate, I hope it works out well for you.
>>51541755
Why is it bad? I haven't seen it.
>>51541774
Fair enough.
>>51541792
*tells mum
>>51541793
*fires you*
>>51541802
>Why is it bad? I haven't seen it.
it's really terrible
it has a talking dog and everything
>>51541807
*she joins in*
>>51541808
t. schlomo
>>51541802
Nope, we tend to cremate our dead and don't really do open caskets. Not too sure why. I should find out sometime this week if I'm qualified
I know that if I start wanking I'll get really sweaty
Fuck summer
>>51541820
Okay then I can sympathize with you. Shame, too, because even though I've only seen a couple of Simon Pegg movies I enjoyed the shit out of them.
>>51541845
Just seems odd. My grandma was buried in closed-casket, but I still saw her corpse in hospital a few minutes after she'd died. That was a night to remember.
>>51541850
Have you considered bashing one out in the shower?
>>51541850
haha its December you mentalist
>>51541850
>poo pee land
>summer
>>51541877
I just had a shower
Wanking in the shower is always disappointing due to lack of porn
>>51541894
It was 30 for most of the day m8
My wife wants me to take her son to the farmers market tomorrow to pick out some acacias for the front yard. I really don't feel up to it, lads.
>>51540847
A beard may help, but more of a treatment really
>the nonce isn't here
good thread
>>51541919
get the bull to look after him
>>51541936
this isn't /brit/
>>51541954
its better xx
australia and new zealand are niggers
>>51541877
Well I may have misspoke, I saw the body of my exgf's father at his funeral many years ago. But it's definitely not something I've seen much of. I've seen some very gruesome gore with my current job though. Things that would make me gag if I were anywhere but work, where you're basically in a mindset to deal with it. In a lot of ways it's no longer someone's skin/blood/bone, it's just work that needs processing. Although i still get grossed out when I'm not mentally prepared. I remember one time I was assembling an instrument tray for a surgery, and all the instruments should be clean at this point, but one forced I picked up had this huge patch of dried skin stuck to it. Almost lost it.
>>51541980
I thought we were brothers, cunt
>>51541980
Joonas
>>51541980
perkele
>>51541999
forcep*
Doing a pooo
I already asked before but plz post australian girl touching kiwi girl tits
>>51541980
what's it like being finnish, the creators of one of the best memes in the world?
>>51542004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcbx8y8DLP4
hello australian joonas, did you not hide this thread?
>>51541954
Don't chat shit lad
>>51541992
Get in here lads, old worlders on suicide watch
>>51542108
Stop sucking our dick constantly. I'm embarrassed for you.
>>51542121
this
>>51541707
>not using freedom units
Commie 2bh, but it's about 2-3 meters
Reminder to brush twice daily
>>51509103
>>51509103
>>51509103
>>51509103
real thread
Bought some cheeky Chardonnay lads for dinner tonight haha
>>51542155
I brush right after I drink coffee, so like 4 times a day
>>51541999
It's all very interesting, but I don't know if I could see myself working in a profession like that. Also checked.
>>51541919
you fucking posted this yesterday
>>51543153
no I didn't
>>51540521
>/AUSNZ/
>not /AUSNZ/ + /BALT/
>>51543376
is this going to be a permanent thing?
It's fucking windy lads
>>51543401
Maybe.
>>51543401
>2015
>not understanding the impermanence of literally everything
It is 2015
>>51541416
I feel like my shitposting might have actually changed the course of history by iritating a pole or cracking up a canuck on the other side of the planet. The butterfly effect and all that.
>>51543543
GUYS
COME ON
>it's the current year
>>51543630
lesmugtrudeauface.jpg
>>51543706
>>51543802
cute
>>51543802
what a top bloke. It must be pretty awesome to have a chill dude for a prime minister
first for /balt/
>>51544000
>>51544563
>liking the anti-meritocratic weedman who'd sell his soul for votes
>>51545158
tasty
>>51545184
he seems like a legit dude, doesn't seem like he's trying hard at all but rather attempting to connect with the people of all walks of life.
Coming there in two months, hoping to get some Aussie D
>>51545312
tasty
>there are labor voters on /int/ RIGHT NOW
>>51545489
these were ok but shit when mum wrapped them in gladwrap. I hate sandwiches or any bread product wrapped in gladwrap, it makes it taste awful because you can taste the plastic.
>>51545543
never understood the oreo clone in the top left
>>51545581
depends on the brand
>>51545513
My nigger
Literally every other flavour is trash but cheese and bacon is so good (and cheddar is all right but Cheds are the same thing but better)
Well that meme roasted garlic and parmesan one is nice but they don't count since they weren't around when I was a kid
>tfw cant get nacho cheese shapes anymore
>>51545664
>every flavour is trash but cheese and bacon
fuck off kiwinigger. PIzza and BBQ were by far the only good ones.
>>51545740
Why the fuck did some places stop selling chocolate
>tfw have a Swiss girlfriend
>she likes horse-riding
W-what do i do /int/?
I mean surely that meme is just for swiss men right? Only men can fuck animals, it's not like a women can be fucked by horses, that is ridiculous right?
>>51547099
It just means she's a bit posh.
>>51547099
girls that like horses are meant to be fucked apparently
>>51547099
She's taken several miles of horse pipe by now
>>51547099
get out while you can
all horse-riding girls are absolutely bat shit crazy, I've known a lot over the years and every single one of them was a nutcase
don't ask why, just get out while you can
>>51547168
>>51547163
but it is literally impossible for women to be fucked by horses right? I mean the biology literally doesn't allow it. Men fucking horses makes sense because they can go behind one and fuck it in the ass, but how can a horse, fuck a female human, with its giant horse dick?
>>51547348
I mean 'fucked' as in crazy lol
but yeah it probably happens, I mean go in the deep web there are probably examples there
>>51547384
I was just scared after this article came out
http://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/
I should have probably started my post with this article
>>51547991
lmfao gg bud
>>51547991
Ohh fuck that makes sense now, I had no idea what you were on about, but holy shit, it is a pretty big recent news topic
http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/the-amount-of-people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/news-story/e8ea790f3046dd3887ccf5ec9418e848
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337270/Experts-warn-big-rise-sex-attacks-horses-say-10-000-people-Switzerland-predisposed-twisted-animals.html
But yeah I doubt women do that shit, pretty fucking gross
What the fuck Switzerland? Explain yourselves, do we have any Swiss anons that can shed some light on this?
