>I'll never be Italian and live in beautiful Italy
Is suicide my only option at this point?
Just change your flag a little bit and you'll right in Intaly. isn't it magic?
>>51540070
>Mexico
Unfortunately, yes.
>>51540135
What about the shitskins though?
>>51540070
>mexico
is that even a question?
>>51540207
>>51540158
>>51540143
dat assmad samefag kek
>>51540158
Italians and Mexicans have the same skin tone.
I doubt anybody would notice a difference.
>>51540261
Proofs?
>>51540070
if you find a good job you can obtain italian citizenship
>>51540674
and if he changes his name to mario luigi bolleli
>>51540704
Maybe
>>51540261
wrong, we're darker
>>51540292
Based on his answer, I guess /pol/ or some muh heritage "italian"-american with 1/8 of italian ancestry who has a pizzAria near his house
>>51540070
I wish I was Italian so I could be a part of the mafia.
>I'll forever be an Italian
>>51542226
You're at least 40 years late.
>>51542255
you are a nations of pussies though and your women are malicious harpies.
>>51542278
>you are a nations of pussies though
No need to be good at fighting when you can just switch sides
>and your women are malicious harpies.
Which country don't have women like that?
>>51540070
Its Venezia actually pretty dirty and smelly? You should have posted Genova, Milano or Bologna
>>51542348
Genova, Milano and Bologna are all dirty and smelly
>>51540070
>beautiful Italy
when will this meme end?
>>51542922
As long as muh heritage Italian diaspora exists
>>51540070
You can always do "bella figura". It'd make you an honorary italian.
>>51542413
This is true. Go to Cinque Terre or Amalfi coast for the real Italian experience.
>>51540070
>tfw I don't even need to learn Italian or go to Italy to live in a cumpfy coastal Italian city.
Hehe, based Partizans.
>>51540070
All of northern/Western/ccentral/southern europe is cozy, only balkans + shit tier slav countries like Ukraine suck.
>>51543290
Glad you're enjoying it :^)
>>51543362
oh god would panic sailing there, such a huge risk of ramming another boat
>>51540070
only a few people are lucky enough to be born here, and still generic italy sucks, now... if you live in ROME thats a totally different situation: pinnacle of art and history you mudafuka
>>51543527
Rome is a disfunctional shithole
>>51543362
It's pretty nice lad. Portorož is pretty based as well.
>>51542278
>and your women are malicious harpies.
>>51543687
I went there on a school trip, pretty nice place
>>51543799
The only down side is that there's Koper and Trieste nearby with their shitty shipping industry mucking shit up.
>>51543879
The northern Adriatic is a pretty shit "sea" regardless of any shipping industry
>>51543938
I don't really see how sea depth is relevant. I have more of a problem with the heavy sea traffic that pollutes a lot, especially in shallow waters and enclosed sea like the Adriatic.
>>51544015
Enclosed sea + shallow water = stagnant pool
Now consider that the Pò river, which happens to cross one of the most populous and industrialized regions of Europe, flows straight into it
>>51544074
It's not stagnant though, the currents carry waters from as far as the Levant along the eastern coast and then down the western Italian coast, that's why waters in Croatia are clean while the Po washes down the Italian coast
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