>woke up
>still Mexican
>>51538307
>wake up
>I CAN'T WAKE UP
>>51538307
>Woke up
>Still not Mexican
>>51538361
>Still not Mexican
Would anything even change for you really?
>tfw not Mexishit
>tfw white
Why not become a dictatorship Mexico?
I mean it seems like you really need to clean up
>wake up
>mexicans killed 2 australians
>>51538394
Dude, believe it or not, Mexico is the top of the trash-heap down here. Being Mexico for Mexico is no fun. At least people know Mexico exists
>wake up
>still in chicago
JUST
>>51538460
translate that meme pls
>>51538436
That whole situation is pretty horrible. But you have to admit; it's a pretty fucking stupid idea to take a holiday anywhere south of the US/Mexico border.
>våkn opp
>ingen Norsk kjæreste
>ingen Norsk statsborgerskap
>>51538420
Yeah no, latin american dictatorships are a disaster, it would be worse. And don't get me started with Porfirio.
How about you legalize drugs and start putting some background checks to obtain guns/stop sending them to Mexico, huh?
>>51538307
>I can't
>>51538493
"Mexicans always have trouble with the wall...they never cross legally"
>>51538509
the gf of one of them is mexican
>>51538420
How can they clean up when their own government and people are corrupt by nature since birth?
>>51538547
You're telling that to the country who lets immigrants work illegally to benefit corporations, and who has sold guns to terrorists for decades lad
>>51538436
Lolwut?
When it happened?
>>51538436
>wake up
>turn on the news
>more deaths and stupid reforms from our government
>>51538607
http://www.proceso.com.mx/?p=422173
>>51538436
they were into criminal shit tho
I'll never be able to understand how Mexicans can feel pride in their own country when's it's nothing but a failed third world shithole full of poverty, corruption and crime.
I literally just don't understand.
>>51538559
Shouldn't have a gf from a warzone then.
Gas the kikes.
Race war now.
>>51538744
Everything is relative dude
Trust me, it can be so much worse
>>51538307
Instant us citizenship to any Mexican that can post a dank meme or produces good banter
>>51538744
They Either except they live in a shithole and try and live a nice life
Or they delude themselves into thinking they're white and it's the brown peoples fault the country is shit, Ignoring the fact they're probably have lots of indian blood in them and that the "White" mexicans have been the ones in charge for the last 200~ years
>Wake up
>I still don't live in Sonora
>Still stuck in D.F with this shit weather
I'll never be able to understand how murikans can feel pride in their own country when's it's nothing but a failed police state full of mass shootings, corruption and crime. Also they are fat.
I literally just don't understand.
>>51538740
prove it
>>51538436
They went to Sinaloa tho
>>51538744
>living in mexico
>feeling proud
kek
>>51538795
We are full chilango scum
>>51538744
>>51538800
Memes fallidos lleven sus memes fallidos recien salidos del hornooooo
>>51538772
Yeah, but how many countries can claim the lofty title of "murder capital of the world?"
>>51538887
/Thread
>>51538887
I don't get it.
>>51538436
There is a famous phrase in the state of Sinaloa (Place where they were killed and homeland of Cartels)
If you don't mess with nobody nothing will happen to you.
These Aussies were probably trying to buy drugs and the deal went wrong therefore this shit happened.
>>51538928
Are you serious?
>>51538928
Lol have u seen ur country
>>51538800
I'll never be able to understand how argentincans can feel pride in the own country when it's nothing but smelly brown people who relate more with Germany than they do their own country and they are just as irrelevant as Uruguay
>>51538982
They are black and Urgay is their last province.
>>51538982
Argentina is whiter than the US
>>51538982
You know, as far as being white, both Uruguay and Argentina surpass you. And with violence, Argentina is safer.
>>51538864
sí, cómo no...
No sean mamones.
>>51538960
Yes and?
>>51539027
No queremos chilangos desmadrosos
>>51539021
>>51539015
Not after Trump 2016 lads :^)
>>51539080
sé más idiomas que tú
>>51539120
Pero ya muertos compa
>>51538307
This is the best thing to have come out of Mexico so far.
>>51539189
eww
>>51539141
Moi, je vraiment veux ménager là-bas, les temp est beau, il ne pluie pas, il fait chaud toute l'année, ça c'est parfait pour moi tu le sait.
Et en plus il c'est plus sur, je suis pas un pédé mais au moins je pourrais aller sur la rue sans peur.
>>51539189
wtf is that, also churros and chimichangas are way better
>>51539189
Wtf is that
>tfw
>>51539239
Très bien, alors, vous avez ma permission d'entrer seulement vous devez cesser d'utiliser ce putain accent que vous avez.
>>51538887
Is there supposed to be a joke in this that i didn't get? Someone explain.
>>51539189
I have that for breakfast almost everyday.
Even better with some salsa.
>>51539293
El tono ñero?
>>51539362
El acento aqui es como de las peliculas dobladas al español latino, bastante neutro.
Aunque siempre habra uno que otro buchon que hable como Narco todo pendejo.
>>51539452
Me han contado que hay mucho cholo.
>>51539264
;_;
>>51539518
Simon esse aqui hay mucho pinche cholo no puedes andar con buenos zapatos o con tu celular por un barrio porque luego salen esos cabrones a tumbarte (robarte) todo.
>wake up
>one less day for my spaniard passport
>>51538436
couldnt hander the banter
>>51538887
thanks dad
>>51539649
Suerte we con los gallegos.
>>51539624
vivo en un pinche colonia culera, voy a la escuela a una zona igual de culera, y a últimas te agarras a putazos para que no se sientan muy verga
>>51538307
isnt that from tamaulipas?
>>51539671
>implying im moving to spain
>>51539672
Aqui andan con machetes los culeros ya se han matado entre si los pendejos porque se la pasan drogandose con pastillas y demas cosas.
>>51539741
Aquí es a vergazos, sólo si está muy fuerte el pedo sí llegan a usar cuchillo o hasta fusca.
>>51538307
>Wake up.
>In Chicago
>be taco
>Still Chicano shit
>mfw I realize I'm not living on $5 a day in a shitty colonia.
>mfw i live next to gorgeous lake full of crisp delicious water.
>mfw my city letting the niggers kill each other off.
>mfw my city is low key transporting niggers out to the burbs.
Feels good m8
>>51539934
I don't know, Chicago is more dangerous than a lot of the cities here, by a large margin.
>>51539975
Nahhh only if you're in a gang or live with the niggers. Most of the crimes happen in the ghettos. I live near midway airport and love it. The only thing I hated at first was the airplanes but afterwards you get used to it and don't even hear them anymore. I really enjoy where I live.
>>51538476
South side I'm guessing?
>>51539975
That danger is confined to "bad neighborhoods", if you know what I mean.
>>51538509
Nice victim blaming, trigger tbeh
>>51540289
Yes. And I thank rahm for confining the niggers. Even the winter doesn't stop them now! Everyone is saying that a giant nigger gang war is coming and I hope (and so does the city) there's a huge body count. I'm Chicago didn't have blacks imagine how nice it be!
>>51540598
Rahm just formally asked the police superintendent to resign. Will the new one prevent them from being removed when they chimp out?
>>51540650
Bruh you don't understand Chicago politics. There's a big difference what's done formally and out in the open and what's done under the table. They're both gonna find someone who likes $ as much as they do. Trust me this chimp shit isn't going anywhere any time soon. The police are gonna keep killing them and they're gonna keep killing each other. Sometimes I think that the police themselves are hunting down the high ranking thugs. Taking them down one at a time.
>>51539264
>going to el chapo's turf
>>51539934
they call it Chirak for a reason paisa.
>>51538903
Your country is the murder capital of the first world, probably.
>>51539649
>>one less day for my spaniard passport
>he fell for the spanish meme
Juan....
I have of bad news.
>>51539701
>Moving around the EU
>With the refugee shit
>As spaniard
>>51538539
Jeg kjenner denne folelsen