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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread: >>51522413

Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
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ミクさんの体
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first for エロ本
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How are you? Happy life?
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3rd for porn
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>>51537494
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>>51537516
ミクさんはくそ
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From the previous thread i need someone to translate my comics

This is the script for chapter 1:

1st page
in a quiet town somewhere in the globe,

everyone is christian and lives in peace and harmony

welcome to new bethlehem

2nd page
to ensure this peace is everlasting, they need a Protector, one closest to god.

g: sister2!

ctc: whats the matter child?
g:i fell down and scraped my knee!

g: ouch it hurts
Ctc: there there

3rd page
Ctc: did you pray to god when you hurt yourself?

g: ummm, no..?

Ctc: The will of god makes everything better child. He gives and taketh away. Make sure you pray to him first

Introduction: Christ-chan, One of New Bethlehem's Cathedral Main Sisters.

4th page
g: umm..

g:it hurts
Ctc: yes it does.

g: arent you going to heal me?

Ctc: only god can save you now, my little heretic.

5th page:
Ctc: Ahahaha, just kidding.

Ctc: Sure ill heal you. Here, come pray with me.

(christ chan takes her cross)

Ctc: recites bible verse

(magic happens)

6th page
g: ah! im all ok!

Ctc: anytime little one. Make sure you pray to god everyday.

g: I will!

Ctc: ah, another soul saved from the pits of hell.

Banner: Christ chan has the splinter of the true cross on her necklace,
allowing her to do many forms of miracles.
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>>51537539
but, i only like DFC

>>51537545
this one is good but i'm not sure i can pull it off
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>>51537598
Fuck off American
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>>51537561
Very happy, once I am done with my hardcore study session I am thinking of going back to normalfagging again

I am also finally starting to get content with my tea drinking skills so I can soon finally start to put that behind me

ワクワク
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>>51537524
そう思う
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how to 出会い厨?
what games should i play?
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>>51537561
I'm fine, thank you. Can't say my life is bad.

How's yours?

>>51537654
>I am thinking of going back to normalfagging again
Why would you do that desu?
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>>51537598
Have you considered the great words of vilppu?

From the looks of it you really need those in your life
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right now i am drinking 宏二酒
it's ok
in general i love all 日本酒
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>>51537674
You just go stream on niconico and after you get enough viewers do an オフ会 and enjoy all the sluts jumping on your dick
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>>51537725
Because that is where my heart lies
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>>51537744
i see...
but what kind of show would they be interested in?
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せっかく自作の力作漫画うpしてるんだから誰か翻訳してやれよw
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>>51537598
>hakenkreuz
wow lol
I'm sorry but [No Soliciting]
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20th for my penis
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U fucking weeb keks
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>>51537762
Well, in that case, should you feel like not bothering people on these threads, you can always come and post 2D on /luso/ :)
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>>51537777
Go see what the most popular streamers are doing and put a gaijin twist to it
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>>51537846
aren't the most popular streamers cute girls who show off their おっぱい?
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>>51537726
That is the 1st chapter
The comic already at chapter 19
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>>51537619
>absolute nonce.jpg
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>>51537931
>nonce
britbong get out
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>>51537841
Those threads seems right up my ballpark

Problem is that I do not speak Spanish, Portuguese or Finnish
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>>51537996
You can speak English.
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>>51537887
Time to crossdress then
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WoaRdWrCO0
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>>51537435
テストでメルボルンの気候の問題間違えたー。
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>>51537815
やだよ、何に使われるか分かったもんじゃないw
「犬策先生のおかげですナンミョー」みたいないい加減な訳つけていいならやりがいがあるけど
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Is it a good idea to get the workbook with Genki or is it fine using the book by itself?
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>>51538024
>何に使われるか分かったもんじゃないw
よくよく考えてみたら、それもそうだな
君の判断が正しいようだ
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>>51537587
Is she Sayaka?
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>>51538017
but... will that really attract girls?
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>>51538022
えーっ
なんでメルボルンの天気を勉強してるんだ?
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>>51538105
Stop asking questions and just do it
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I love foreigners learning English but stuff like the TOEIC and hackneyed "business English" sicken me.
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>>51537516
Too skinny, In Japan One in five girls are skinny like skeleton. We should give more to eat to them like Amerifat tbqh.
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>>51538170
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>>51538042
Yes

And do not forget to actually use it and not go "Oh I know this" and skip the questions

Unless they are really easy like "Japanese for busy people" tier workbook questions
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Finally I can masturbate for the first time in a week.
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>>51538170
how can i find girl like this?
i'll be sure to fatten her up [spoiler]with my baby
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>>51538157
This. My Japanese language partner showed me some of the example listening questions on the test and they were so unnatural and stilted. Apparently each test has a section of American, British, Australian and Canadian pronunciation.

>Kiwis cúcked out of existence
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>>51538113
地理を選択すると勉強するよー。
オーストラリアの南東部は、シドニーとメルボルンとアデレードで気候区分が違うから覚えるのが大変だよ。
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>>51538196
*clapping intensifies*

Seriously though burgers actually feel really good inside of you.
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>>51538237
>Top country: Australia
that was my favorite part
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>>51538264
Austria, dummy.
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>>51538211
When I did the cambridge CPE exam they dropped so extremely thick English expressions on me to the point where it became almost a completely different language
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>>51538264
I don't know anything about Austria. How did they get top country.
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>>51538296
I meant to say British expressions
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>>51538232
そうなんだ。頑張れ!
>>51538296
Examples?
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>>51538332
It was over a year ago so I do not really remember any particular examples apart from the word banal

The whole exam was more or less entirely in synonyms and nothing was written straight out
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>>51538170
>too skinny
What? That girl is fine as is.
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>>51538298
Austrian food is well known here, it's mostly sweet shit
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>>51538113
Japanese education は shit だからですよ。
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Thread music


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGRxd33mPvE
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>>51538296

あるある

British English is quite different from the one taught in Japanese school.
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Australia is the best country in the world except there are many bugs.
Asian bugs.
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I want to kiss a woman
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>>51537494
JAP wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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What do you think are most useless kanji of the 学年別漢字配当表 or those learned in elementary school.

俵 and 汽 are very useless. What are some other useless ones?
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>Nips
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>>51538105
like this: http://blog.livedoor.jp/zzcj/archives/51877533.html
>日本の東京に行けば、白人の男ならどんな日本人女性とも簡単にヤレる!『ピカチュー、ポケモン、トモダチ!』」
pikachu pokemon tomodachi pikachu pokemon tomodachi pikachu pokemon tomodachi
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>>51539110
Why 汽? It's cute and easy, and appears in the common word 汽車?
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>>51539033
GOOK wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Wew lads
So far i know



and partially
口 (as in 一口)
季 (as in 四季)
this is easier than i thought
[/blog]
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In Japanese porn sometimes the girl seems distressed. Especially in stuff with a more amateur feel.

What gives?
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>>51539212
>Mongol
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Why are fuckin Japanese messing around here?
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>>51539225
Wow, you learnt four/five kanji. Go brag somewhere else. Posters here know hundreds.
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>>51539192
Cute and easy doesn't make it useful.
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>>51539259
But it is useful >.<
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>>51539258
Not sure if you're being serious or not, but if you are you are the biggest twat in the universe.

German guy was clearly being light hearted and just having a little fun. It was clearly a self-aware post. He's not actually bragging.
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>>51539258
Thanks man i appreciate your post, you keep me motivated
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>>51539225
ワー ドイツサン スゴイナア!

#お世辞
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>>51539278
Assuming you're the same person who responded to the German guy you are absolutely intolerable.
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>>51539230
Just how it is. A big part of their porn is degradation/humiliation/violation no easy explanation other than cultures are different.
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>>51539309
So are you. What's so bad about 汽? I like it.
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>>51539278
>>51539258
>australian posters
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>this butthurt aussie
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>>51539347

Just because you like it doesn't make it useful.

I didn't say, "Which of the Elementary School kanji do you like"

or

"which of the elementary school kanji are cute"

I said "which are the most useless"
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>>51539384
But it isn't useless because it's used... I don't get your problem.
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>>51539346
Well same here but the girls don't look like they're about to cry when a guy is cumming on their face. They hold their tounge out, they don't flinch from each drop.
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>>51539225
What you should do next is to learn 五 六 七 八 九 十
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>>51537598
I'll do it.

1st page
>in a quiet town somewhere in the globe, everyone is christian and lives in peace and harmony
この世のある静かな村に、村人の皆はホモで楽と平和に住んでおります。
>welcome to new bethlehem
ニューソドムへようこそ

2nd page
>to ensure this peace is everlasting, they need a Protector, one closest to god.
平和は永遠を守るように、アニキ、ホモの一番身近な男が必要である。

>g: sister2!
兄貴!兄貴!

>ctc: whats the matter child?
どうしたんだ、お前?
>g:i fell down and scraped my knee!
じじぃにたおれてひざをすりむいだ!
>g: ouch it hurts
イタイ・・・
>Ctc: there there
さあ、うそだ

3rd page
>Ctc: did you pray to god when you hurt yourself?
自傷した前にホモに祈ったか?
>g: ummm, no..?
うわ、みやぶっ…祈らなかった?
>Ctc: The will of god makes everything better child. He gives and taketh away. Make sure you pray to him first
ホモの意志で全ては安全にできるよ。ホモはあげて、ホモは取る。いつも祈らないで行かないよ。
>Introduction: Christ-chan, One of New Bethlehem's Cathedral Main Sisters.
自己紹介:兄貴ちゃん、ニューソドムの教会の兄貴たちの1人

4th page
>g: umm..
あの…
>g:it hurts
いたいよ
>Ctc: yes it does.
そうだ、いたい。
>g: arent you going to heal me?
治しますか?
>Ctc: only god can save you now, my little heretic.
お前を救うのはホモだけじゃ、くそ女
5th page:
>Ctc: Ahahaha, just kidding.
ワハハハ、なんてね
>Ctc: Sure ill heal you. Here, come pray with me.
ああ、治してあげるよ。さて、俺と祈る。

I'll finish up with the next post, I've hit the character limit.
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>>51539465
I'm already at it, thanks, although it's bullshit how Kanji have several readings
I'm gonna blog here everyday desu even if it's just to piss the aussie off
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>>51539410
I said the MOST useless.

Are fucking retarded? Can you read? Do you know the casual, colloquial definition of "useless?"

>>51539412
You need to watch more pron I guess. There's tons of female dominant j-porn. What JAV generally lacks is a kind of porn where no one is dominant. It's like there isn't any porn that's just two people enjoying themselves.

It's either big ugly salarymen fucking scared flower, or else kuro gals embarrassing some male virgin.
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>>51539290
I apologize for being an ass to you :( have an easy kanji :
車 : mainly readくるま (kuruma), means car, 車いす (kurumaisu) is wheelchair
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Thread music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycqjUYRrCmI
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>>51539541
You will find that a majority of kanji have one main useful onyomi reading and one useful kunyomi reading. So don't be scared when people talk about the multiple readings thing. It's not that bad.

My advice as you're learning them is to learn the meaning of the character and then at least two associated vocab words, one that uses the onyomi and one that uses the kun.

Onyomi readings are meme tier, because they're all Shu, jou, chu, chi, qrbiuwtglwgfg.... But if you learn a vocab word that uses it you will learn the onyomi pretty easily I think.
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>>51539529
これはひどい
I'm very impressed!
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>>51539562
i wonder this kanji is the most useless.
I've never used it and i don't know what it means.
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>>51539541
Look up the readings for 生
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>>51539562
>It's either big ugly salarymen fucking scared flower, or else kuro gals embarrassing some male virgin.
I just googled kuro gals.

For the love of god why would anyone want to see those creatures in porn?
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>>51537598
>>51539529
Finishing up:

6th page
>g: ah! im all ok!
うわ、平気だよ!
>Ctc: anytime little one. Make sure you pray to god everyday.
もちろん、小ホモ。毎日ホモに祈ってな。
>g: I will!
うん!
>Ctc: ah, another soul saved from the pits of hell.
あ、もう一魂をヘテロの地獄から救った。
>Banner: Christ chan has the splinter of the true cross on her necklace,
allowing her to do many forms of miracles.
兄貴ちゃんのペンダントに実のディルドのカケラは付ける。このカケラで様々な奇跡を出来る。

Done. Chapter 1 finished.
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>>51539529
>>51539688
Pretty good translations, are you Japanese?
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>>51539529
>>51539688
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>>51539673
Found this before when I looked up stroke order for 言 the other day
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>>51539663
俺の訳に無数間違いがあるよ。確かに。
漫画家アノンは訳を確認しないでほしい。

>>51539742
I'm not Japanese. I've just been learning it for about 9 years now.
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>>51539529
Japanese writing skill: 6/10
comprehension level of Hentai culture: 10/10
gay level: ニューソドムへようこそ/10
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>>51539686
>For the love of god why would anyone want to see those creatures in porn?

これはBetaの典型的な反応だ。
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>>51539688
Nice translation.
if i found this manga in book shop, i would buy and throw it into trash can.
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>>51539786
「これはひどい」はミームです
ある意味で最上の褒め言葉です
あなたはまさしく正しい教えの伝道者です

>>51539842
いらんこと言うな
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>>51539842
くっそおわろたwwwwwwwwww
>>51539847
Thanks
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>>51539871
おまえとは違う形で褒めてるよ
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>>51539954
例の漫画家先輩にネタばらしするな的な意味
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>>51539847
It's not a serious work.

It's a homeage to a /pol/ meme.
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>>51539587
It's ok man, thanks for the Kanji

>>51539647
I've noticed the memetier onyomi already, the list i use has some examples for using the Kanji

>>51539684
fug
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>>51539846
I wonder if tan girls like that are easy to find in Japan or do they only appear in porn.
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>>51539587
>>51539290

Bored so have some other easy ones :
子 (ko), means child/kid, it can be used in 子ども (kodomo), which means the same thing. There is also the honorific お子さん
犬 (inu) means, dog, it is used in the compound : 子犬 (koinu) puppy
貝 (kai) means shell/shellfish, it's used in 貝がら which only means shell
石 (ishi) means rock, 小石 (koishi) means pebble
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>>51539971
そうかい
バレた方が互いの為だろうこんなもんw
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>>51537598
ページ1
世界のどこかの静かな街
だれもがクリスチャンであり調和と平和のなかで暮らしている
ニューベツレヘムへようこそ
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>>51539529
逆に評価されたりして
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Lads, how do you say
"worse than me"?
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>>51540090
もう少し磨けばニンジャスレイヤーになれるかもしれない
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>>51539995
I'm the guy who wrote that post. Actually I live in Japan, but I have an American flag because I'm using a VPN for Pandora.

The gyaru trend was at its peak probably in the mid-2000s. You used to see them a lot more back then. It's not completely dead (and actually seems to be going through kind of a revival) but you won't see them much any more.

You can still see them if you go to Camelot or Atom in Shibuya, or the beach like Enoshima and I saw a fair share at Sun Beach in Atami. But it's not like the 2005-2010 heydey.

I will readily admit they are my fetish, and I was lucky enough to fug one one time, but I did have the right kind of wingman.
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>>51540105
ニューソドムという語感に可能性を感じたわ
彼はできる
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>>51540106
Have you taken pictures of any of them? I would like to go to Japan and just take pictures of them.
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Let me ask a question, Germany dudes.
Do you know Münster University?
I want to know its reputation.
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>>51540246
fuck, I love slim brown girls
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>>51540246
I took some pics of the one I hooked up with but she wasn't so extreme. More in line with the AV stars Emiri and Aika (though not quite as hot). Which is too bad, because for me the more extreme the better, meaning orange tan, bleach blonde hair, big nails, etc.

If you want to take pictures of extreme gyaru you have a chance now readily in Tokyo. This gyaru... gang? Club? Called "Black Diamond" opened up a Gyaru Cafe in Shibuya. They are generally extreme with big pink hair and shit.
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>>51540273
you can ask it at /deutch/ thread
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>>51540361
deutsch*
desu
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>>51537598
ページ2
永遠の平和を守るために、彼らには身近な擁護者、もっとも神に近づいた誰かが必要だ
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うわあ、何このマジ翻訳してる痛い人
たったあれだけ訳すのに時間かけすぎ
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>>51540106
>I will readily admit they are my fetish, and I was lucky enough to fug one one time, but I did have the right kind of wingman.
Was she dominant in bed like you hoped?
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SUMETARU MARRY ME
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>>51540339
I don't really like the over the top look, gyaru like this are fine.
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>>51540361
最もな意見なんだけど、アソココワイ、ドイツゴバッカリ
あとで気持ちの整理が付いたら凸る
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Is Natsumi here?
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ちょいブスの巨乳はエロい
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>>51540491
my name is natsumi.
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>>51540508
Don't be fooled by that angle
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>>51540572
Hi Natsumi-chan. I hope you are doing well in Japan.
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>>51540106
human beings?
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>>51540572
I love you even if you are man.
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>>51540572
how big are your oppai?
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>>51540508
ちょい?
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>>51540442
For me the appeal of gyaru isn't so much the prospect of dominance--I think that's more just a porn thing, because generally speaking gyaru like "alpha" guys IRL who are generally not sub--as it is just slutiness/openness in general. I was dominant when we fugged, but she knew what to do and was as as dirty as I expected. She did porn moves like blowing, nipple licking, etc. Lol sorry probably TMI.

Other than that I just like the look, which I can't explain readily. Probably just the sluttiness is projects. I like western bimbos too.

>>51540484
Very nice. But she's borderline with those nails as well as the tattoos. Aika and Emiri and good models of non-extreme gyaru. But yeah for me I guess I shouldn't say as extreme as humanly possible, because most of black diamond has over the top hair I don't like. I guess for me the perfect gyaru is like Cocona. (Pic related). Orange tan, bleached blonde, big nails, racoon eyes.
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>>51540640
I will add that only draw back is that she smelled like cigarettes. Oh well. Small price to pay.
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I really hope you are safe and okay in Japan, Natsumi-chan
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>>51540487
わかるよー。でもあそこのスレの人たちは基本親切だから大丈夫だよ
質問だけして長居しなければウザがられることはないと思う
最初から英語で質問したほうがいいよ
経験上、ドイツ語で挨拶したりするとプロクシはシネとか言われるから(笑)
最初罵倒されても、本物の日本人だと分かれば絶対普通に接してくれるから負けるな
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>>51540640
They kind of remind me of scene girls from the US however without tans. Also scene girls where known to be really slutty.
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>>51540101
worse than you at what
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>>51539039
>>51540508
>willamette university
That's close to me
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>>51540640

Post more gyaru~
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>>51540663
Well if they're in japan they're safe.

I wish usa was safe like japan :(
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>>51540777
>liking 3DPD
>gyaru no less
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>>51540747
Is scene still a thing? Sorry I've been in Japan these days.

>>51540777
>Post more gyaru~
Tsubasa Miyashita is the truth. I don't think she's an actual person.
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So I like porn with the scared flower type, doubly so if they're embarrassed, crying is also a bonus.

But the post fap regret is too strong. What say you, keep watching to eventually suppress my morals or find something else?
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>>51540928
>Is scene still a thing? Sorry I've been in Japan these days.
I hope not. Most of the ones I met where in High School.
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>>51540933
It's cool bro, I'm the gyaru lover guy. I'm into puke and piss. I do draw the line at shit though. Gross. Just accept it. The girl consented to being in the video and you're not hurting anyone.
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>>51541009
She did but...

Did she know what she was getting herself into? Was she desperate for money? Was she coerced by some criminal?
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>>51540741
親切にありがとう!あとで挑戦してみる。
すっごい緊張する
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>>51541001
おまえら移民の子孫たちは、いつ「祖国」に帰るんだ?
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>>51541048
>Did she know what she was getting herself into?
Most likely.

>Was she desperate for money?
Probably

>Was she coerced by some criminal?
Probably not.
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there are 9 pictures in this image.
4 pictures are gyaru's hip
rest of pictures are nitamago(boiled egg)

Which do you think gyaru's hip?
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>>51541175
いや、この言いたいことは分かるんだけどピンと来ないユーモアセンスは移民の子孫のものとは別じゃないか?
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>>51539775
That's used a lot in China though (on restaurant signs specifically).
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>>51541231
1.3.9.7 I think, some of those don't look like human skin
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原爆ネタはもう腹いっぱいですわ、飽きた
なんのヒネリもなく同じことしか言えないんじゃガイジ言われてもしゃーないやろ
トローリングって言っておいて怒るほうがおかしい
>>51541277
>言いたいことは分かるんだけどピンと来ないユーモアセンス
的確な表現だな
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>>51541101
Because うんこもらしたから
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>>51541231
くんたま食いたくなってきた。
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>>51541339
チャーシューと一緒に
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>>51541288
you answered all correctly.
you knew the answer didn't you?
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>>51541248
ヨーロッパにかえれってことだよ、いわせんな
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あんまりアメリカ国旗怒らすと発狂しながらnuke againがどうこう言い出すぞw
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日本
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>>51541278
Just googled it, its for noodles or someshit

honestly it's not that complicated. all the radicals are easy to recognize
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>>51541457
No, the other pics looked really gelatinous.
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>>51541543
日本がどうした!?
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>>51541288
>some of those don't look like human skin
Gyaru skin doesn't look like human skin either....
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>>51541457
You have to realize how much gyaru pornography he's watched...
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>>51541493
what does ヨ一口 mean
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>>51541635
I need to stop
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他スレでいじめられて泣きながらここに逃げてきたヘタレのアホがよく吠えることw
こういうカスのスタイルって万国共通なんだな
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Does Japan have something like:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild

I know it's pretty unlikely but it doesn't hurt to ask.
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>>51541732
It means Euro
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>>51541732
Can you use it for the currency?
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>>51541732
>ヨーロッパ
they're all katakana, meaning Europe
一, 口 are kanji
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角煮丼食いたくなってきた
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is there an app that let's me take .jpg scans of light novels, and turn them in to PDF's/.MOBI with all the kanji highlitable?

a kanji recognizer in effect
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要するにガイジって言われていじめられるのが趣味だと
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>>51541855
You are looking for OCR software.
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知らぬ間にアメリカ旗の荒らしが常駐してたのかw
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>>51541855
I'd imagine scanning in a pdf format or png/any vector graphic format would be better than jpg
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>>51541886
The OCR process is applied by the program before the image is shrunk to a usable size and converted into a lossy format.

Some ocr software will integrate with your scanner.
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>>51541882
よりによって2chにこのめちゃくちゃな日本語で書き込んだらしい
で、ガイジ呼ばわりされて現在こっちで発狂中(笑)
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>>51541909
ひでえw
なにそのとばっちりw
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>>51541692
う~~~ん、アメリカ人的なセンスは感じるんだけど、"get offended"の状態にまではならないんだよ
君の試みは惜しい、でも的には当たってない。やっぱりこういった事はイギリス人の方が断然面白いし、パンチ力もあるわ
イギリス人の皮肉や冗談を参考にしてみてはどうか?
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なんでこの日本語力で2chの荒らしができると思ったのか知りたい
自信過剰すぎる
そら(ガイジ呼ばわりされるのも)そう(当然)よ
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>>51541880
>>51541886
cheers lads, will look in to it. I wasn't expecting much but i figured it'd be worth a shot.
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>>51541734
I know that feel bro. Kira Kira ain't what it used to be though. Their girls are boring now. No more Mana and Rumika and Cocona.
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>japanese person gets angry at you
>always insults your japanese

why is this? it's not like japs are any good at english, they have no right to insult my foreign langauge ability.
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黄色猿に負けるなよw
そんなんだから白豚とか言われて家畜扱いされるんだぜ
応援してるから次は頑張れよw
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>>51541962
アメリカ人のユーモアってなんでこうレベル低いんだろ
日本のユーモアを訳したスレでもアメリカ人だけがジョークを理解できていないことがよくある
日本人に対する皮肉なんて原爆関連ばっかだし
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I like to masturbate to asmr videos
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>>51542032
へたくそな日本語で日本人を煽って馬鹿にされたトラウマでも蘇ったか?
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>>51542106
no, i admit my japanese isn't great, but EVERY TIME a japanese person gets mad, they ALWAYS refer to how bad my japanese if.

If they don't speak english, they have no right to attack my japanese speaking skills.

Why do japanese people do this? Why can't they argue without insulting my japanese? alot of japanese people online suffer from 優越感
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>>51541977
>>51542142
ねらーの厨房とアメリカ旗のアホ
どっちがアホで低レベルなのだろう?
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>>51542165
This desu. Japs butcher the English language worse than any other posters on this board, including third world countries with shit education, with languages just as different from English as Japanese is.
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少なくともここで「普通の」レスをしてる片言の人にそんなに怒り狂ってる人を見たことがないけどw
嘘と偏見と被害妄想にまみれた連中ですこと
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>>51541843
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>>51541778
no problem
100ユーロ means €100 in Japanese
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>>51541734
What site is this?
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>>51542321
高いのか安いのかわかんない
どう調理するんかな
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>>51542269
ほんとこれだと思う
山手線ハロウィーンパーティの主催者とかもそうだけど、
他人に迷惑かけてる外人ほど自分が被害者ぶる
日本語がヘタクソでも別に雑談なら問題ない
日本人じゃないさんだってわざとヘタクソな日本語使って愛されてるし

要は「あなたの日本語能力は、あなたが伝えたいことを処理しきれてないですよ」って伝えてあげてるだけなのに
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勉強してる代わりに、ジャックオッフすることに決めた
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>>51542321
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>>51542269
怒り狂ってたとしても日本語が片言だから可愛い日本語かツンデレっぽい発言になるかもね。笑
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>>51542180
ネラーの厨房かつアメリカ国旗のこいつが優勝だろ
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日本語長文は読めないから、ついには罵倒だけになるのか
何となく傾向がつかめた
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>>51542416
繊細なんだろ
体はデブだが
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>>51542447
>日本語力はお前らの英語力を上回る
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何が原因で太平洋戦争が勃発してるのかは知らんけど、人種を煽るのも言語能力を煽るのも等しくクソだと思うよ

でもとりあえずジャップが嫌いならとっとと別のスレに行けよアメ公。日本について話すってのはそういう意味じゃねーよ。なんでわざわざ喧嘩しに来るんだ
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日本語って罵倒語が少ないから、どれだけ語彙力を駆使して相手を侮辱するかが腕の見せ所ってとこがある
だから下手くそな煽りをしてたら馬鹿にされるんだ

問題は「煽り方が稚拙なこと」なんだが、それすら分からないバカはすぐに被害妄想を抱く
「日本人は英語もできないくせに」なんて論点ずらしもいいとこだ、頭が悪すぎるんだから語彙力を侮辱される資格も十二分にあるよ
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>>51542485
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>>51540928
I got out of high school a year and a half ago. There were a lot when I went in but it completely died out when I was a sophmore
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>>51542420
>ジャックオフする
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>>51542532
you're doing god's work my friend.
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>>51542532
What the fuck happened
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>>51542416
むしろここでただの片言を罵倒しあってるのって外国旗同士だよね
何も悪いことを言っていない相手をいきなり罵倒するから、いつも不思議に思う
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>>51542420
i want to know more about ジャックオッフ
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これ韓国系米国人だろw
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>>51542569
anglo superiority is causing controversy

日本人は明らかにユーモアの感覚が無い
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>>51542579
いきなり 氏ね とだけ言ってくるアメリカ国旗は見たことある!
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4chan is 4chan. Nothing more.
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>>51542447
なんだよお前。東洋人は嫌いなのに日本語は一生懸命勉強したのかよ
とんでもないツンデレだな。大好き
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>>51542584
楽しかった
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今北産業
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>>51542590
確かに他の米国旗には、白人じゃなくてアジア系アメリカ人じゃないかとか言われてた
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>>51542628
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仕事で疲れてんのに変な流れになってんな
見なきゃよかったけど見ちゃった
何が起こってるの
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何でもユーモアって言えばいいと思ってるよな
原爆ネタなんてどこにユーモアがあるのか
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>>51542590
いちいち韓国韓国って言うなよ。
韓国がいないと生きてけない訳じゃ有るまいし。
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>>51542686
糞による糞カキコ
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>>51542693
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ほら、例のイギリス国旗まで召喚されちゃった
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>>51542590
だったら粘着すぎてマジでキモイ。
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>>51542686
被害妄想と特権意識が肥大化したアメリカとオーストラリアと在日外国人(多分元コテ・笑)がトラウマを刺激されて大暴れ
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>>51542698
いやパンツ屋とタッグを組んで日本語スレを荒らしてた韓国系米国人の話は聞いたことある
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>>51542610
>ユーモアの感覚
こんな言い方はしない。
>ユーモアセンス
かな
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>>51542671
Is this average British woman?
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>>51542165
>>51542032
hello, 沙羅
I'm glad to see you alive
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>>51542628
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