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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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今までのスレ一覧
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Real Kana
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How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
ミクさんの体
first for エロ本
How are you? Happy life?
3rd for porn
>>51537516
ミクさんはくそ
From the previous thread i need someone to translate my comics
This is the script for chapter 1:
1st page
in a quiet town somewhere in the globe,
everyone is christian and lives in peace and harmony
welcome to new bethlehem
2nd page
to ensure this peace is everlasting, they need a Protector, one closest to god.
g: sister2!
ctc: whats the matter child?
g:i fell down and scraped my knee!
g: ouch it hurts
Ctc: there there
3rd page
Ctc: did you pray to god when you hurt yourself?
g: ummm, no..?
Ctc: The will of god makes everything better child. He gives and taketh away. Make sure you pray to him first
Introduction: Christ-chan, One of New Bethlehem's Cathedral Main Sisters.
4th page
g: umm..
g:it hurts
Ctc: yes it does.
g: arent you going to heal me?
Ctc: only god can save you now, my little heretic.
5th page:
Ctc: Ahahaha, just kidding.
Ctc: Sure ill heal you. Here, come pray with me.
(christ chan takes her cross)
Ctc: recites bible verse
(magic happens)
6th page
g: ah! im all ok!
Ctc: anytime little one. Make sure you pray to god everyday.
g: I will!
Ctc: ah, another soul saved from the pits of hell.
Banner: Christ chan has the splinter of the true cross on her necklace,
allowing her to do many forms of miracles.
>>51537539
but, i only like DFC
>>51537545
this one is good but i'm not sure i can pull it off
>>51537598
Fuck off American
>>51537561
Very happy, once I am done with my hardcore study session I am thinking of going back to normalfagging again
I am also finally starting to get content with my tea drinking skills so I can soon finally start to put that behind me
ワクワク
>>51537524
そう思う
how to 出会い厨?
what games should i play?
>>51537561
I'm fine, thank you. Can't say my life is bad.
How's yours?
>>51537654
>I am thinking of going back to normalfagging again
Why would you do that desu?
>>51537598
Have you considered the great words of vilppu?
From the looks of it you really need those in your life
right now i am drinking 宏二酒
it's ok
in general i love all 日本酒
>>51537674
You just go stream on niconico and after you get enough viewers do an オフ会 and enjoy all the sluts jumping on your dick
>>51537725
Because that is where my heart lies
>>51537744
i see...
but what kind of show would they be interested in?
せっかく自作の力作漫画うpしてるんだから誰か翻訳してやれよw
>>51537598
>hakenkreuz
wow lol
I'm sorry but [No Soliciting]
20th for my penis
U fucking weeb keks
>>51537762
Well, in that case, should you feel like not bothering people on these threads, you can always come and post 2D on /luso/ :)
>>51537777
Go see what the most popular streamers are doing and put a gaijin twist to it
>>51537846
aren't the most popular streamers cute girls who show off their おっぱい?
>>51537726
That is the 1st chapter
The comic already at chapter 19
>>51537619
>absolute nonce.jpg
>>51537931
>nonce
britbong get out
>>51537841
Those threads seems right up my ballpark
Problem is that I do not speak Spanish, Portuguese or Finnish
>>51537996
You can speak English.
>>51537887
Time to crossdress then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WoaRdWrCO0
>>51537435
テストでメルボルンの気候の問題間違えたー。
>>51537815
やだよ、何に使われるか分かったもんじゃないw
「犬策先生のおかげですナンミョー」みたいないい加減な訳つけていいならやりがいがあるけど
Is it a good idea to get the workbook with Genki or is it fine using the book by itself?
>>51538024
>何に使われるか分かったもんじゃないw
よくよく考えてみたら、それもそうだな
君の判断が正しいようだ
>>51537587
Is she Sayaka?
>>51538017
but... will that really attract girls?
>>51538022
えーっ
なんでメルボルンの天気を勉強してるんだ?
>>51538105
Stop asking questions and just do it
I love foreigners learning English but stuff like the TOEIC and hackneyed "business English" sicken me.
>>51537516
Too skinny, In Japan One in five girls are skinny like skeleton. We should give more to eat to them like Amerifat tbqh.
>>51538042
Yes
And do not forget to actually use it and not go "Oh I know this" and skip the questions
Unless they are really easy like "Japanese for busy people" tier workbook questions
Finally I can masturbate for the first time in a week.
>>51538170
how can i find girl like this?
i'll be sure to fatten her up [spoiler]with my baby
>>51538157
This. My Japanese language partner showed me some of the example listening questions on the test and they were so unnatural and stilted. Apparently each test has a section of American, British, Australian and Canadian pronunciation.
>Kiwis cúcked out of existence
>>51538113
地理を選択すると勉強するよー。
オーストラリアの南東部は、シドニーとメルボルンとアデレードで気候区分が違うから覚えるのが大変だよ。
>>51538196
*clapping intensifies*
Seriously though burgers actually feel really good inside of you.
>>51538237
>Top country: Australia
that was my favorite part
>>51538264
Austria, dummy.
>>51538211
When I did the cambridge CPE exam they dropped so extremely thick English expressions on me to the point where it became almost a completely different language
>>51538264
I don't know anything about Austria. How did they get top country.
>>51538296
I meant to say British expressions
>>51538232
そうなんだ。頑張れ!
>>51538296
Examples?
>>51538332
It was over a year ago so I do not really remember any particular examples apart from the word banal
The whole exam was more or less entirely in synonyms and nothing was written straight out
>>51538170
>too skinny
What? That girl is fine as is.
>>51538298
Austrian food is well known here, it's mostly sweet shit
>>51538113
Japanese education は shit だからですよ。
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGRxd33mPvE
>>51538296
あるある
British English is quite different from the one taught in Japanese school.
Australia is the best country in the world except there are many bugs.
Asian bugs.
I want to kiss a woman
>>51537494
JAP wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What do you think are most useless kanji of the 学年別漢字配当表 or those learned in elementary school.
俵 and 汽 are very useless. What are some other useless ones?
>Nips
>>51538105
like this: http://blog.livedoor.jp/zzcj/archives/51877533.html
>日本の東京に行けば、白人の男ならどんな日本人女性とも簡単にヤレる!『ピカチュー、ポケモン、トモダチ!』」
pikachu pokemon tomodachi pikachu pokemon tomodachi pikachu pokemon tomodachi
>>51539110
Why 汽? It's cute and easy, and appears in the common word 汽車?
>>51539033
GOOK wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wew lads
So far i know
一
二
三
and partially
口 (as in 一口)
季 (as in 四季)
this is easier than i thought
[/blog]
In Japanese porn sometimes the girl seems distressed. Especially in stuff with a more amateur feel.
What gives?
>>51539212
>Mongol
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Why are fuckin Japanese messing around here?
>>51539225
Wow, you learnt four/five kanji. Go brag somewhere else. Posters here know hundreds.
>>51539192
Cute and easy doesn't make it useful.
>>51539259
But it is useful >.<
>>51539258
Not sure if you're being serious or not, but if you are you are the biggest twat in the universe.
German guy was clearly being light hearted and just having a little fun. It was clearly a self-aware post. He's not actually bragging.
>>51539258
Thanks man i appreciate your post, you keep me motivated
>>51539225
ワー ドイツサン スゴイナア!
#お世辞
>>51539278
Assuming you're the same person who responded to the German guy you are absolutely intolerable.
>>51539230
Just how it is. A big part of their porn is degradation/humiliation/violation no easy explanation other than cultures are different.
>>51539309
So are you. What's so bad about 汽? I like it.
>>51539278
>>51539258
>australian posters
>this butthurt aussie
>>51539347
Just because you like it doesn't make it useful.
I didn't say, "Which of the Elementary School kanji do you like"
or
"which of the elementary school kanji are cute"
I said "which are the most useless"
>>51539384
But it isn't useless because it's used... I don't get your problem.
>>51539346
Well same here but the girls don't look like they're about to cry when a guy is cumming on their face. They hold their tounge out, they don't flinch from each drop.
>>51539225
What you should do next is to learn 五 六 七 八 九 十
>>51537598
I'll do it.
1st page
>in a quiet town somewhere in the globe, everyone is christian and lives in peace and harmony
この世のある静かな村に、村人の皆はホモで楽と平和に住んでおります。
>welcome to new bethlehem
ニューソドムへようこそ
2nd page
>to ensure this peace is everlasting, they need a Protector, one closest to god.
平和は永遠を守るように、アニキ、ホモの一番身近な男が必要である。
>g: sister2!
兄貴!兄貴!
>ctc: whats the matter child?
どうしたんだ、お前?
>g:i fell down and scraped my knee!
じじぃにたおれてひざをすりむいだ!
>g: ouch it hurts
イタイ・・・
>Ctc: there there
さあ、うそだ
3rd page
>Ctc: did you pray to god when you hurt yourself?
自傷した前にホモに祈ったか?
>g: ummm, no..?
うわ、みやぶっ…祈らなかった?
>Ctc: The will of god makes everything better child. He gives and taketh away. Make sure you pray to him first
ホモの意志で全ては安全にできるよ。ホモはあげて、ホモは取る。いつも祈らないで行かないよ。
>Introduction: Christ-chan, One of New Bethlehem's Cathedral Main Sisters.
自己紹介:兄貴ちゃん、ニューソドムの教会の兄貴たちの1人
4th page
>g: umm..
あの…
>g:it hurts
いたいよ
>Ctc: yes it does.
そうだ、いたい。
>g: arent you going to heal me?
治しますか?
>Ctc: only god can save you now, my little heretic.
お前を救うのはホモだけじゃ、くそ女
5th page:
>Ctc: Ahahaha, just kidding.
ワハハハ、なんてね
>Ctc: Sure ill heal you. Here, come pray with me.
ああ、治してあげるよ。さて、俺と祈る。
I'll finish up with the next post, I've hit the character limit.
>>51539465
I'm already at it, thanks, although it's bullshit how Kanji have several readings
I'm gonna blog here everyday desu even if it's just to piss the aussie off
>>51539410
I said the MOST useless.
Are fucking retarded? Can you read? Do you know the casual, colloquial definition of "useless?"
>>51539412
You need to watch more pron I guess. There's tons of female dominant j-porn. What JAV generally lacks is a kind of porn where no one is dominant. It's like there isn't any porn that's just two people enjoying themselves.
It's either big ugly salarymen fucking scared flower, or else kuro gals embarrassing some male virgin.
>>51539290
I apologize for being an ass to you :( have an easy kanji :
車 : mainly readくるま (kuruma), means car, 車いす (kurumaisu) is wheelchair
Thread music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycqjUYRrCmI
>>51539541
You will find that a majority of kanji have one main useful onyomi reading and one useful kunyomi reading. So don't be scared when people talk about the multiple readings thing. It's not that bad.
My advice as you're learning them is to learn the meaning of the character and then at least two associated vocab words, one that uses the onyomi and one that uses the kun.
Onyomi readings are meme tier, because they're all Shu, jou, chu, chi, qrbiuwtglwgfg.... But if you learn a vocab word that uses it you will learn the onyomi pretty easily I think.
>>51539529
これはひどい
I'm very impressed!
>>51539562
i wonder this kanji is the most useless.
I've never used it and i don't know what it means.
>>51539541
Look up the readings for 生
>>51539562
>It's either big ugly salarymen fucking scared flower, or else kuro gals embarrassing some male virgin.
I just googled kuro gals.
For the love of god why would anyone want to see those creatures in porn?
>>51537598
>>51539529
Finishing up:
6th page
>g: ah! im all ok!
うわ、平気だよ!
>Ctc: anytime little one. Make sure you pray to god everyday.
もちろん、小ホモ。毎日ホモに祈ってな。
>g: I will!
うん!
>Ctc: ah, another soul saved from the pits of hell.
あ、もう一魂をヘテロの地獄から救った。
>Banner: Christ chan has the splinter of the true cross on her necklace,
allowing her to do many forms of miracles.
兄貴ちゃんのペンダントに実のディルドのカケラは付ける。このカケラで様々な奇跡を出来る。
Done. Chapter 1 finished.
>>51539529
>>51539688
Pretty good translations, are you Japanese?
>>51539673
Found this before when I looked up stroke order for 言 the other day
>>51539663
俺の訳に無数間違いがあるよ。確かに。
漫画家アノンは訳を確認しないでほしい。
>>51539742
I'm not Japanese. I've just been learning it for about 9 years now.
>>51539529
Japanese writing skill: 6/10
comprehension level of Hentai culture: 10/10
gay level: ニューソドムへようこそ/10
>>51539686
>For the love of god why would anyone want to see those creatures in porn?
これはBetaの典型的な反応だ。
>>51539688
Nice translation.
if i found this manga in book shop, i would buy and throw it into trash can.
>>51539786
「これはひどい」はミームです
ある意味で最上の褒め言葉です
あなたはまさしく正しい教えの伝道者です
>>51539842
いらんこと言うな
>>51539842
くっそおわろたwwwwwwwwww
>>51539847
Thanks
>>51539871
おまえとは違う形で褒めてるよ
>>51539954
例の漫画家先輩にネタばらしするな的な意味
>>51539847
It's not a serious work.
It's a homeage to a /pol/ meme.
>>51539587
It's ok man, thanks for the Kanji
>>51539647
I've noticed the memetier onyomi already, the list i use has some examples for using the Kanji
>>51539684
fug
>>51539846
I wonder if tan girls like that are easy to find in Japan or do they only appear in porn.
>>51539587
>>51539290
Bored so have some other easy ones :
子 (ko), means child/kid, it can be used in 子ども (kodomo), which means the same thing. There is also the honorific お子さん
犬 (inu) means, dog, it is used in the compound : 子犬 (koinu) puppy
貝 (kai) means shell/shellfish, it's used in 貝がら which only means shell
石 (ishi) means rock, 小石 (koishi) means pebble
>>51539971
そうかい
バレた方が互いの為だろうこんなもんw
>>51537598
ページ1
世界のどこかの静かな街
だれもがクリスチャンであり調和と平和のなかで暮らしている
ニューベツレヘムへようこそ
>>51539529
逆に評価されたりして
Lads, how do you say
"worse than me"?
>>51540090
もう少し磨けばニンジャスレイヤーになれるかもしれない
>>51539995
I'm the guy who wrote that post. Actually I live in Japan, but I have an American flag because I'm using a VPN for Pandora.
The gyaru trend was at its peak probably in the mid-2000s. You used to see them a lot more back then. It's not completely dead (and actually seems to be going through kind of a revival) but you won't see them much any more.
You can still see them if you go to Camelot or Atom in Shibuya, or the beach like Enoshima and I saw a fair share at Sun Beach in Atami. But it's not like the 2005-2010 heydey.
I will readily admit they are my fetish, and I was lucky enough to fug one one time, but I did have the right kind of wingman.
>>51540105
ニューソドムという語感に可能性を感じたわ
彼はできる
>>51540106
Have you taken pictures of any of them? I would like to go to Japan and just take pictures of them.
Let me ask a question, Germany dudes.
Do you know Münster University?
I want to know its reputation.
>>51540246
fuck, I love slim brown girls
>>51540246
I took some pics of the one I hooked up with but she wasn't so extreme. More in line with the AV stars Emiri and Aika (though not quite as hot). Which is too bad, because for me the more extreme the better, meaning orange tan, bleach blonde hair, big nails, etc.
If you want to take pictures of extreme gyaru you have a chance now readily in Tokyo. This gyaru... gang? Club? Called "Black Diamond" opened up a Gyaru Cafe in Shibuya. They are generally extreme with big pink hair and shit.
>>51540273
you can ask it at /deutch/ thread
>>51540361
deutsch*
desu
>>51537598
ページ2
永遠の平和を守るために、彼らには身近な擁護者、もっとも神に近づいた誰かが必要だ
うわあ、何このマジ翻訳してる痛い人
たったあれだけ訳すのに時間かけすぎ
>>51540106
>I will readily admit they are my fetish, and I was lucky enough to fug one one time, but I did have the right kind of wingman.
Was she dominant in bed like you hoped?
SUMETARU MARRY ME
>>51540339
I don't really like the over the top look, gyaru like this are fine.
>>51540361
最もな意見なんだけど、アソココワイ、ドイツゴバッカリ
あとで気持ちの整理が付いたら凸る
Is Natsumi here?
ちょいブスの巨乳はエロい
>>51540491
my name is natsumi.
>>51540508
Don't be fooled by that angle
>>51540572
Hi Natsumi-chan. I hope you are doing well in Japan.
>>51540106
human beings?
>>51540572
I love you even if you are man.
>>51540572
how big are your oppai?
>>51540508
ちょい?
>>51540442
For me the appeal of gyaru isn't so much the prospect of dominance--I think that's more just a porn thing, because generally speaking gyaru like "alpha" guys IRL who are generally not sub--as it is just slutiness/openness in general. I was dominant when we fugged, but she knew what to do and was as as dirty as I expected. She did porn moves like blowing, nipple licking, etc. Lol sorry probably TMI.
Other than that I just like the look, which I can't explain readily. Probably just the sluttiness is projects. I like western bimbos too.
>>51540484
Very nice. But she's borderline with those nails as well as the tattoos. Aika and Emiri and good models of non-extreme gyaru. But yeah for me I guess I shouldn't say as extreme as humanly possible, because most of black diamond has over the top hair I don't like. I guess for me the perfect gyaru is like Cocona. (Pic related). Orange tan, bleached blonde, big nails, racoon eyes.
>>51540640
I will add that only draw back is that she smelled like cigarettes. Oh well. Small price to pay.
I really hope you are safe and okay in Japan, Natsumi-chan
>>51540487
わかるよー。でもあそこのスレの人たちは基本親切だから大丈夫だよ
質問だけして長居しなければウザがられることはないと思う
最初から英語で質問したほうがいいよ
経験上、ドイツ語で挨拶したりするとプロクシはシネとか言われるから(笑)
最初罵倒されても、本物の日本人だと分かれば絶対普通に接してくれるから負けるな
>>51540640
They kind of remind me of scene girls from the US however without tans. Also scene girls where known to be really slutty.
>>51540101
worse than you at what
>>51539039
>>51540508
>willamette university
That's close to me
>>51540640
Post more gyaru~
>>51540663
Well if they're in japan they're safe.
I wish usa was safe like japan :(
>>51540777
>liking 3DPD
>gyaru no less
>>51540747
Is scene still a thing? Sorry I've been in Japan these days.
>>51540777
>Post more gyaru~
Tsubasa Miyashita is the truth. I don't think she's an actual person.
So I like porn with the scared flower type, doubly so if they're embarrassed, crying is also a bonus.
But the post fap regret is too strong. What say you, keep watching to eventually suppress my morals or find something else?
>>51540928
>Is scene still a thing? Sorry I've been in Japan these days.
I hope not. Most of the ones I met where in High School.
>>51540933
It's cool bro, I'm the gyaru lover guy. I'm into puke and piss. I do draw the line at shit though. Gross. Just accept it. The girl consented to being in the video and you're not hurting anyone.
>>51541009
She did but...
Did she know what she was getting herself into? Was she desperate for money? Was she coerced by some criminal?
>>51540741
親切にありがとう!あとで挑戦してみる。
すっごい緊張する
>>51541001
おまえら移民の子孫たちは、いつ「祖国」に帰るんだ?
>>51541048
>Did she know what she was getting herself into?
Most likely.
>Was she desperate for money?
Probably
>Was she coerced by some criminal?
Probably not.
there are 9 pictures in this image.
4 pictures are gyaru's hip
rest of pictures are nitamago(boiled egg)
Which do you think gyaru's hip?
>>51541175
いや、この言いたいことは分かるんだけどピンと来ないユーモアセンスは移民の子孫のものとは別じゃないか?
>>51539775
That's used a lot in China though (on restaurant signs specifically).
>>51541231
1.3.9.7 I think, some of those don't look like human skin
原爆ネタはもう腹いっぱいですわ、飽きた
なんのヒネリもなく同じことしか言えないんじゃガイジ言われてもしゃーないやろ
トローリングって言っておいて怒るほうがおかしい
>>51541277
>言いたいことは分かるんだけどピンと来ないユーモアセンス
的確な表現だな
>>51541101
Because うんこもらしたから
>>51541231
くんたま食いたくなってきた。
>>51541339
チャーシューと一緒に
>>51541288
you answered all correctly.
you knew the answer didn't you?
>>51541248
ヨーロッパにかえれってことだよ、いわせんな
あんまりアメリカ国旗怒らすと発狂しながらnuke againがどうこう言い出すぞw
>>51541278
Just googled it, its for noodles or someshit
honestly it's not that complicated. all the radicals are easy to recognize
>>51541457
No, the other pics looked really gelatinous.
>>51541543
日本がどうした!?
>>51541288
>some of those don't look like human skin
Gyaru skin doesn't look like human skin either....
>>51541457
You have to realize how much gyaru pornography he's watched...
>>51541493
what does ヨ一口 mean
>>51541635
I need to stop
他スレでいじめられて泣きながらここに逃げてきたヘタレのアホがよく吠えることw
こういうカスのスタイルって万国共通なんだな
Does Japan have something like:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild
I know it's pretty unlikely but it doesn't hurt to ask.
>>51541732
It means Euro
>>51541732
Can you use it for the currency?
>>51541732
>ヨーロッパ
they're all katakana, meaning Europe
一, 口 are kanji
角煮丼食いたくなってきた
is there an app that let's me take .jpg scans of light novels, and turn them in to PDF's/.MOBI with all the kanji highlitable?
a kanji recognizer in effect
要するにガイジって言われていじめられるのが趣味だと
>>51541855
You are looking for OCR software.
知らぬ間にアメリカ旗の荒らしが常駐してたのかw
>>51541855
I'd imagine scanning in a pdf format or png/any vector graphic format would be better than jpg
>>51541886
The OCR process is applied by the program before the image is shrunk to a usable size and converted into a lossy format.
Some ocr software will integrate with your scanner.
>>51541882
よりによって2chにこのめちゃくちゃな日本語で書き込んだらしい
で、ガイジ呼ばわりされて現在こっちで発狂中(笑)
>>51541909
ひでえw
なにそのとばっちりw
>>51541692
う~~~ん、アメリカ人的なセンスは感じるんだけど、"get offended"の状態にまではならないんだよ
君の試みは惜しい、でも的には当たってない。やっぱりこういった事はイギリス人の方が断然面白いし、パンチ力もあるわ
イギリス人の皮肉や冗談を参考にしてみてはどうか?
なんでこの日本語力で2chの荒らしができると思ったのか知りたい
自信過剰すぎる
そら(ガイジ呼ばわりされるのも)そう(当然)よ
>>51541880
>>51541886
cheers lads, will look in to it. I wasn't expecting much but i figured it'd be worth a shot.
>>51541734
I know that feel bro. Kira Kira ain't what it used to be though. Their girls are boring now. No more Mana and Rumika and Cocona.
>japanese person gets angry at you
>always insults your japanese
why is this? it's not like japs are any good at english, they have no right to insult my foreign langauge ability.
黄色猿に負けるなよw
そんなんだから白豚とか言われて家畜扱いされるんだぜ
応援してるから次は頑張れよw
>>51541962
アメリカ人のユーモアってなんでこうレベル低いんだろ
日本のユーモアを訳したスレでもアメリカ人だけがジョークを理解できていないことがよくある
日本人に対する皮肉なんて原爆関連ばっかだし
I like to masturbate to asmr videos
>>51542032
へたくそな日本語で日本人を煽って馬鹿にされたトラウマでも蘇ったか?
>>51542106
no, i admit my japanese isn't great, but EVERY TIME a japanese person gets mad, they ALWAYS refer to how bad my japanese if.
If they don't speak english, they have no right to attack my japanese speaking skills.
Why do japanese people do this? Why can't they argue without insulting my japanese? alot of japanese people online suffer from 優越感
>>51541977
>>51542142
ねらーの厨房とアメリカ旗のアホ
どっちがアホで低レベルなのだろう?
>>51542165
This desu. Japs butcher the English language worse than any other posters on this board, including third world countries with shit education, with languages just as different from English as Japanese is.
少なくともここで「普通の」レスをしてる片言の人にそんなに怒り狂ってる人を見たことがないけどw
嘘と偏見と被害妄想にまみれた連中ですこと
>>51541843
>>51541778
no problem
100ユーロ means €100 in Japanese
>>51541734
What site is this?
>>51542321
高いのか安いのかわかんない
どう調理するんかな
>>51542269
ほんとこれだと思う
山手線ハロウィーンパーティの主催者とかもそうだけど、
他人に迷惑かけてる外人ほど自分が被害者ぶる
日本語がヘタクソでも別に雑談なら問題ない
日本人じゃないさんだってわざとヘタクソな日本語使って愛されてるし
要は「あなたの日本語能力は、あなたが伝えたいことを処理しきれてないですよ」って伝えてあげてるだけなのに
勉強してる代わりに、ジャックオッフすることに決めた
>>51542269
怒り狂ってたとしても日本語が片言だから可愛い日本語かツンデレっぽい発言になるかもね。笑
>>51542180
ネラーの厨房かつアメリカ国旗のこいつが優勝だろ
日本語長文は読めないから、ついには罵倒だけになるのか
何となく傾向がつかめた
>>51542416
繊細なんだろ
体はデブだが
>>51542447
>日本語力はお前らの英語力を上回る
何が原因で太平洋戦争が勃発してるのかは知らんけど、人種を煽るのも言語能力を煽るのも等しくクソだと思うよ
でもとりあえずジャップが嫌いならとっとと別のスレに行けよアメ公。日本について話すってのはそういう意味じゃねーよ。なんでわざわざ喧嘩しに来るんだ
日本語って罵倒語が少ないから、どれだけ語彙力を駆使して相手を侮辱するかが腕の見せ所ってとこがある
だから下手くそな煽りをしてたら馬鹿にされるんだ
問題は「煽り方が稚拙なこと」なんだが、それすら分からないバカはすぐに被害妄想を抱く
「日本人は英語もできないくせに」なんて論点ずらしもいいとこだ、頭が悪すぎるんだから語彙力を侮辱される資格も十二分にあるよ
>>51540928
I got out of high school a year and a half ago. There were a lot when I went in but it completely died out when I was a sophmore
>>51542420
>ジャックオフする
>>51542532
you're doing god's work my friend.
>>51542532
What the fuck happened
>>51542416
むしろここでただの片言を罵倒しあってるのって外国旗同士だよね
何も悪いことを言っていない相手をいきなり罵倒するから、いつも不思議に思う
>>51542420
i want to know more about ジャックオッフ
これ韓国系米国人だろw
>>51542569
anglo superiority is causing controversy
日本人は明らかにユーモアの感覚が無い
>>51542579
いきなり 氏ね とだけ言ってくるアメリカ国旗は見たことある!
4chan is 4chan. Nothing more.
>>51542447
なんだよお前。東洋人は嫌いなのに日本語は一生懸命勉強したのかよ
とんでもないツンデレだな。大好き
>>51542584
楽しかった
今北産業
>>51542590
確かに他の米国旗には、白人じゃなくてアジア系アメリカ人じゃないかとか言われてた
>>51542628
仕事で疲れてんのに変な流れになってんな
見なきゃよかったけど見ちゃった
何が起こってるの
何でもユーモアって言えばいいと思ってるよな
原爆ネタなんてどこにユーモアがあるのか
>>51542590
いちいち韓国韓国って言うなよ。
韓国がいないと生きてけない訳じゃ有るまいし。
>>51542686
糞による糞カキコ
>>51542693
ほら、例のイギリス国旗まで召喚されちゃった
>>51542590
だったら粘着すぎてマジでキモイ。
>>51542686
被害妄想と特権意識が肥大化したアメリカとオーストラリアと在日外国人(多分元コテ・笑)がトラウマを刺激されて大暴れ
>>51542698
いやパンツ屋とタッグを組んで日本語スレを荒らしてた韓国系米国人の話は聞いたことある
>>51542610
>ユーモアの感覚
こんな言い方はしない。
>ユーモアセンス
かな
>>51542671
Is this average British woman?
>>51542165
>>51542032
hello, 沙羅
I'm glad to see you alive
>>51542755
いや朝鮮猿だろ
>>51542704
>>51542739
よくわかんないけど、オーストラリア人は本物の差別主義者だからね
不快すぎて二度と行きたく無い
地球上で最も下劣な連中
>>51542727
これであとシンガポール国旗の中国在住英語教師が現れたらアガリかな
>>51542696
ユーモアを理解するには頭が必要だ
ってことだね
>>51542610
日本の言語感覚を駆使したユーモアなんて、ここで言っても通じないから言わないだけだよ
これは親切心から来るものなのだけど、また被害妄想を駆り立てちゃんだろ?
>>51542753
Says like
>>51542755
Prepare your angus.
>>51542741
なつかしい!!そう言えばあのnamefagのことをすっかり忘れてた
>>51542750
Yes.
>>51542771
沙羅粘着発見
家着いて、風呂飯が済んでまた4chan見る頃には、この流れ収まっててくれよ
社畜の貴重な家の時間だからな
誰とは言わないけど、病気なんだよ。頭がおかしいんだ、そっとしといてやろう。
ほっといて、温かい目で見守ってやろうぜ。
>>51542838
Aren't you glad to see her again?
>>51542321
your brother
>>51542783
笑
>>51542799
本当に怒ったらしいね
can't handle the bantsって感じかも?
>>51542857
I don’t know why you think you can recognize people so easily.
>>51542799
残念な造語が生まれちゃったよね
>>51542821
>"great" britain
このスレを見始めてから3日くらいだけど、このスレを見て楽しめるのは日本時間で夜中の2時から昼の2時くらいまでだとよくわかった。
それ以外の時間はこの有様
>>51542755
でもお前、体毛が思いっきり黒かったじゃんww
おまけに指はポチャだし爪も切れてないし、典型的なヒキニトチョンだろwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysE7eR3wz4Q
>>51542896
I feel so bad for that girl... So unfortunate.
>>51542891
>残念な造語が生まれちゃったよね
how hard your life in japan. gaijin?
>>51542913
ヒント:時差
このアメリカ旗は、ちょっと前に面白い長文を書いてた
キャプチャしてあるから次の機会にでも貼るわ
そろそろスレ立ての準備たのむぜー
俺もう晩飯
>>51542957
追記
このアメリカ旗=荒らしのガイジのアイツね
>>51542896
Strange waterdrops is spotting on camera
I guess this room is full of disgusting odor and sweat.
>>51542919
I find funny how your body drop blood monthly , kek
>>51542913
こういうのがいるから
>>51542999
What's so funny about that? It's disgusting. I hate it.
>>51543016
>2013年6月28日
>>51542891
コリアに例えるのはオーストラリアに失礼だからやめよう。
>>51543016
そういうことか・・・なんでこんなにキチ日本人で溢れてるんだろうって思ってたよ。ありがとう。
>>51542447
、の使い方を勉強しろよー。
ちょっと不自然だけど、日本語上手なんだから、君。
>>51543020
>最初からスルーしろよゲス
これ、フルボッコにされて悲鳴上げてる荒らしが必ず言うせりふww
>>51542919
At least, they aren't fat like Americans.
なぜそこまで日本人が嫌いなのに日本語の勉強をしたのか、コレガワカラナイ
壮大なツンデレだと思うことにするよ。うん、平和平和。
>>51543020
誰もお前なんて言ってないぜ。
>>51542532
this is honne right here, this is what japs think whenever you say THE SLIGHTEST NEGATIVE thing about japan.
It's a literal dictatorship where you aren't allowed to criticize the slightest thing, japan is perfect in every way according to japs.
>>51543126
I think being fat is better than being ugly your whole life though. You can't fix an ugly face, but you can fix being fat.
>>51543128
アメリカで負け組だったから、日本に来ればチヤホヤしてもらえると勘違いしちゃったんでしょ。で、期待を裏切られて日本を嫌いになって帰国。
本当に哀れな人だから、そっとしておこうよ。
>>51543148
What if the Japanese person is criticising Japan themselves? Are you aloud to join in or is it better to just keep silent?
ヤバい、ツンデレ(*´д`*)ハァハァ
>>51543152
>You can't fix an ugly face, but you can fix being fat.
being fat is genetical reason too.
>>51543152
Your friends are cuter than them?
朝鮮系ではなく典型的な負け組白人だろ
>>51543175
これ、いるいるいまくり。特に日系アメリカ人に多いよね。
それからデブで顔が悪いアメリカ人一般にもw
>>51543188
Why did she do this? I hope it's Photoshop.
>>51543103
言えてるwww.
もう可哀想だから、スルーしてあげよう(´Д` )
>>51543193
何にでも萌えに変換出来る人って幸せで最強だと思う
いやマジで
>>51543230
ウキッウキキーウキキ?
>>51543020
その割に食いつきいいなお前
誰とは言わないけど、遂に日本語がさらに増しておかしくなって来た。
釣れるかな?
>>51543128
たぶん子供のころに日本に引っ越していじめでも受けたんじゃない?
俺も子供のころに日本に来たから何となくそう見える・・・・
>>51543179
but they never do, especially if there's another japanese person around.
Only when they're shitfaced drunk, do they ever express any emotion to be honest, that's because with a gaijin, they know there'll be no social repercussions of what they say.
If they said anything to a japanese person and it got out, they'd be shunned.
豚と猿って、どっちの方が頭良いのかな?
>>51543301
ぜったい猿ですね(^_ ^)
>>51543309
meant to quote
>>51543301 of course
>>51543293
This is so true. I've had co workers open up to me about things they wish would change about Japan. They were sober though. I've even been asked to pull the gaijin card and throw fits / make a big stink about things in their place so they wouldn't have to do it.
>>51543309
心が痛むかい?
俺もだ。仲間だな
>>51543064
最近までずっといるよそいつ
>>51543344
>ジャアアアアアアアアアアアップwww
勢いにワロタww
>>51543098
、の使い方は外国人にとってはすごく難しいよ
リービ英雄っていうアメリカ人なのに日本語で小説を書いている人がいるんだ
この人の小説は面白いけどやっぱり、の使い方が不自然なんだよ
>>51543252
I learnt that japs are just as heartless as chinks.
They hate koreans, but are literally no different
You are all as soulless and the chinese and koreans, you silly japs. Be lucky the world still thinks you're "kind", top kek
>>51543244
だって、この米国旗君には、何を言っても無駄そうだもん。
>>51543188
her ideal face.
>>51543340
Which is funny cause the people here like to scream that if we don't like how Japan is run then we should go home. The problem is most Japanese people (outside of the ultra right wingers on the Internet) also hate things about Japan and somehow expect us to complain and fix things.
>>51543276
ありえるな・・・そう考えるとなんか、申し訳ない
>>51543240
she is chinese model
she uploaded her own selfie
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/anime-faced-chinese-model-will-freak-you-out.html
>>51543244
そうでもしないとやってられんわもう┐(´д`)┌
いとあはれなり
スレ立てるよ
画像は適当でもゆるせ
>>51543188
>>51543414
AYY LMAO
>>51543414
That is fucking scary. Why...? That is some serious body dysmorphia.
>>51543488
J E A L O U S
E
A
L
O
U
S
うーむ、どうして彼は消え逝く民族の言語を学んだのか、まあまあ日本語が上手なのに、日本人のイメージが間違ってるのか、誰か教えてくれ。
あ、馬鹿だから、は可哀想だからやめたげて。
>>51543402
ただの勘だけどね
もしかしたら今もいじめられているのかもしれない・・・・
新スレ
>>51543500
>>51543500
>>51543500
反日クソ害人は来るな
お前らに日本を理解してもらわんでよろしい
>>51543344
Official Passportか?
屈折した思いを抱きながら、
日本語を勉強したんだろうか
>>51543499
Uh... no. No fuckin' way...
>>51543503
どうも日本とかかわる仕事して日本が嫌いになったみたいな
けどあれはどう見ても本人の性格に起因しているよ
日本人のせいにするのはお門違いだわ
>>51542913
いつもwwwwwな感じで草生やしてる頭の悪いニートの厨房とtakahiroが暇を持てあまして常駐してからずっとこんな感じ
こいつらが常連に嫌がらせしてからまともな奴いなくなったな
>>51543546
You're right. The best personality to enjoy life in Japan is submissive and weak so that you never feel a need to speak up about how fucked it can be here.
うむ
>>51543581
>いつもwwwwwな感じで草生やしてる頭の悪いニートの厨房
こいつは結構いい歳したBBAだけどな
>>51542913
誰だかが言ってたけど
深夜のヨーロッパ旗が多い時間がベストタイムだって言ってたな
>>51543581
白い騎士様?
>>51543614
そうなの?
週2,3回ぐらいしかココ見ないけど、いつも日本語で喋っているのそのヒトがいて、また居るよこの変な人って感じで……人生終わってるな
だからゴタゴタ不満言うなら国に帰れや、鬱陶しいクソ害人が
文句言いながら居座る理由はなんなんだ?wカネか?惨めなやっちゃ
>外人が日本語で原爆の冗談をするって大和魂のプライドに傷ついたか?
全然わかってねえ・・・絶望的だ・・・
ここはP屋ともう一人、ある人がいなければ平和なんだよ
そいつが来ると突然変な話が始まるんだ
>>51543581
>>51543614
>>51543668
こいつらねw
ホワナイさん発狂
>>51543776
一番の元凶であるパンツに言及してないことを除けば特におかしい所は見当たらないが
当てはまる所があって発狂しちゃった感じ?
ホワナイとTakahiroが24時間貼り付いているスレ
精神病棟が平和と言われもねえ…
ある人一人なのかこいつら複数人なのかこれもうわかんねえなぁ
全員コテをつけよう(提案)
>>51543933
muh 9/11
2 people got hurt and 1 died
never forget
>>51543776
おまえが少数派の異常者なんだよ
気付けよ病人
>>51543900
僕のちくびです(^_^)
>>51543405
>>51543954
いや、俺いろんな時間帯にスレにいるけど荒れないよ
荒れるのはいつも「お前」がいる時間帯だけなの
これ気づいてる人もう結構いるよ
>>51543933
>絶対に敵の弱い所に攻撃すること
>俺にはどっちでもいいんだが
これ、何が言いたいのかわからない
>いや、俺いろんな時間帯にスレにいるけど荒れないよ
>荒れるのはいつも「お前」がいる時間帯だけなの
>これ気づいてる人もう結構いるよ
匿名掲示版しか他人と話す機会がないんだろうか
>>51544482
思い込みと言うか妄想が強すぎてまともに社会生活送れるレベルじゃないと思う