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>>51532494
>Australia

I

>>51532494
are you sure that's not a venezuelan supermarket

>>51532603
>Venezuela
>English language signs

>>51532649
wow! english?
how do you think we say wow! in spanish?

>be australian
>wake up
>get bitten by a shiela funnelweb
>go to get the antivenom from the bathroom
>open cupboard
>get stung by an entire hive of bulldog ants
>call the ambulance, which arrives quickly
>The ambulance is rushing to the hospital when a wombat crosses the road and the ambulance swerves to avoid
>crashes into the sydney harbour
>get stung by irukandji jelly fish
>get to spend 2 months in the hospital praying to die while the poison wears off
>eventually recover
>ride the digeridoo to work
>get into a fight with piss, goonbag and petrol smelling abos, but since today is sorry day, you can't actually fight back
>go to the bathroom to wash off the smell
>no water comes from the taps because it's been a severe drought for the last 10 years
>get fired by your new chinese boss for smelling like shit
>go to the chocolate shop to buy some consolation snacks (never just one snack, aussies are fatter than americans these days)
>get shot by a muslim
>die
>leftards unsurprisingly do as much as possible to sympathize with the terrorist
>#illridewithyouonthedidgeridoo
>several weeks later, some lebs come and kick down your grave stone

>>51532796
El wow

>>51532649
Spanish speakers use the letter "W" in lieu of "L" - the sign actually says "LOL!" en Españow. Dead giveaway. Their language doesn't even have the "L" sound.

>>51532796
¡Wow!, not "wow!"

>>51532915
¡damn! you're right. ññññ

>>51532494
I know right, those guys suck

>>51532796
Uau!