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>>51490133
>>51490133
>>51490133
1st for DEUTSCHES BROT
>>51520601
>Sauerteig
ieh
>>51520306
what she doing m8?
Still haven't had any views today lad, I hope I can still get one before the day is over haha
>>51520638
boast brofile
>>51520666
>666
I'd rather not.
>>51520637
being depressive, and I can't stop going full retard.
>>51520666
>>51520813
dont be mr "fix it" try to feel with it
>>51520813
Dump her, women without ambitions are literally parasites according to the medical/biological definition.
>>51520890
Well she is a chink....
>>51520955
But its 2015 bro.
>>51520813
She's having an apathetic phase and do this >>51520890 of this doesn't take an end.
On the other hand she has figured out that it's a problem and it takes time to save it, she might have thought about it a lot already and tries to find a solution
Is there a way to know if someone has read your message?
This website kinda cured me of my yellow fever.
>>51522011
>white - read
>pink - unread
As simple as that
>>51522011
Underage out.
>>51522060
Good
Translated this for my Russian qt, use it if you want.
Come sit with me, Lídia, near the river.
We'll calmly see it's course and learn
That lifes passes, and we're not with our hands tied
(let's tie our hands)
Than let's think, adult children, that life
passes and doesn't stay, doesn't leave a thing and never comes back,
Goes to a sea far away, close to Destiny
Farther away than the gods.
Let's untie our hands, because it's not worth it for us to get tired.
If we like it or not, we'll go like the river.
It's better to pass silently
And without big problems.
Without love, without hate, nor passions that raise the voice,
Nor envy that give too much movement to the eyes,
Nor cares, because if I had them the river would still run,
And would always go to the sea.
Let's love each quietly, thinking that we could,
If we wanted, exchange kisses and hugs and caresses,
But it's better for us to be sat side by side
Listening the running of the river and seeing it.
Let's pick up flowers, pick them up and leave them
In your lap, and that their perfume soften the moment -
This moment where we quietly don't believe in anything,
Innocent pagan of the decadency.
At least, if I'm a show before, you'll remember of me after
Without my memory burning you or hurting you or moving you,
Because we never tied our hands, nor have we kissed
Nor were we more than kids.
And if you take the obolo to the shady boatman,
I won't have anything to suffer by remembering you.
You'll me soft to the memory remembering you like this - riverside,
Sad pagan and with flowers on your lap.
Ricardo Reis in "Odes"
I'm leaving to Thailand in 12 hours, does anyone have any requests?
>>51522249
blease avoid chicks with digs
>>51522186
Im done with these threads.
>>51522299
Yeah avoiding at all costs, i've heard they have a bad habit for pickpocketing as well.
>>51522249
Have fun. Try not to become the Canadian herpes guy.
fuck why are girls that complicated?
>>51522186
>not sending them lovey dovey music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkT9ylpy8b8
>>51522414
i-is it 3?
>>51522414
She's a chink and therefore subhuman. It's like trying to reason with a chinchilla (which she probably eats the savage)
>>51522531
yes. I absolutely don't get what the hell is wrong.
>>51522414
>good night in advance
you just got BTFO
>>51522414
jesus tapdancing christ
>>51522414
>being pushed around by a gook
c uck
>>51522414
its not that she doesn’t think she is great, its just that she thinks you're ugly and doesn't want to talk to you
sorry
>>51522414
Bruh
It's not her fault, it's you.
Just look at the shit you're saying.
>>51522554
did she say she misses you?
anything about you two?
>>51522653
>>51522643
>>51522614
>>51522603
>>51522590
>>51522587
Yeah ok, I got it.
>>51522643
What should he say instead?
>>51522720
let's go shopping
>>51522716
It's ok Swissbro my qt has done the same thing before but she came back and we got even closer after it and she felt really bad about the way she treated me.
>>51522743
Oh sorry. Yesterday the last time. Today, she has been weird like that all day.
>>51522716
It's not your fault m8
>>51522414
top kek in advance
>>51522792
don't bother trying to be sweet with qts, just insult and belittle them
>>51522414
Don't try to compliment her even though you mean it sincerely. She is not in the mood for it.
Instead just try to talk in a rather distanced way.
Think of a situation when you weren't well and how you coped with it, then try to paraphrase it into some wit. It will get her to think because it sound lile some wisdom. Keep ot short and simple and don't say much, she might start talking about it then and feel better. And it will feel as if you've actually helped her.
As for this situation, you should say something that makes her tell you about the cause pf her depression. Don't ask questions, just talk.
Hope you understood this.
>>51522797
NEW MEME IN ADVANCE
>>51522414
she's on her period m8
Now seriously, since you're all so alpha and stuff. How would you fix that?
>>51523030
just stop talking to her
if a girl gets moody just ignore them, if she comes back act distant until she apologizes, if she doesn;t come back then she didn't like you much so who cares
>>51523030
>not implied im alpha but
simply genuinely talk to her tomorrow or when you come to it the next time. ask about her feelings, motives, ideals, values - the deep shit.
but then - im an INFPbro and do this pretty often...
pays off really fucking well 2bh.
>>51523225
don't do this, its fucking beta and all it does is help fuel the egotistical narcissism thats rampant in modern women
Treat women like children, if they throw a tantrum just ignore it
>>51523030
She want some time to figure out by herself why she's "aimless". If someone tells her what she should/could do, it won't be a personal choice, so it'd not good.
Either give her some time, distract her with something unrelated, or try to figure out what has caused it.
>>51523283
m8, he is really interested in her. shes not the standard interbenis qt-whore anymore for him.
>>51523030
Avoid her in advance
>>51523030
Did you even read it? >>51522842
fuck off, there are 1 600 000 000 Asian girls on the world. I'll get a 4/10 since I'm about to improve my life anyway.
>>51523422
let his story be a cautionary tale
>>51523422
yeah thats part of the problem, guys put too much feelings into a girl and assume she is your equal, they aren't. You have to treat women in a distinctly different manner for success
>check out qt's profile
>she says she has a new bf
>see pic related on her profile
>>51523522
Does she also have a new vagina in advance?
>meme related
>>51522907
>>51523522
philogirl? Best part is that I'll guarantee that old fuck isn't even rich by western standards. I hope he dies while getting blown by that lipstick smeared mouth.
>>51523474
I did now and it makes sense. I'm still unsure about what to do:
>write her "good morning" tomorrow like nothing happened, keep distance from todays happening and find out if it's a one-time thing (never happened before)
>play the "let's see who waits longer" game
>>51523030
You live in Switzerland, people would literally kill to be in your shoes. And you're being bossed around by an Asian girl.
My suggestion is that you may want to cut off all contact for a day or two and reassess your life.
>>51523655
send dic pick, 100% srs
>>51523671
This is right, she's just shit testing you
>>51523671
problem is, she actually had to come on Friday. I don't want to clean my apartment and my car for no reason desu...
>>51523655
>play the "let's see who waits longer" game
this one, I know you might want to message but don't give into that beta desire
there are millions of desperate Asian girls on internals, talk to some others
>>51523030
>having feelings for women
Thats the mistake mate, theyre like pets.
>>51523858
Then send her a dick pic.
>>51523655
m8..
do what i said
>>51523225
you could gain some serious insights...
>>51523937
She knows my dick. It's probably the most intelligent thing that ever came out of her mouth.
>>51523655
do you usually message first or does she? If she messages first, I'd wait for her to say something and just wait
>>51523938
I did that before. She just "closed" when I did that. It's weird, usually we talk about everything.
Maybe she just found a better qt. Idk.
>>51524095
>Maybe she just found a better qt. Idk.
either that or she is just bored with you and can't come to terms with it. Had it happen a few times with me, I talk to a girl for a few months, then all of a sudden she acts distant and 'depressed', after a while she then admits she isn't interested in me and we stop talking. Its what they do sadly
I'm going to have the most unmotivated fap of my life and then sleep.
since it has to be the new meme: good night in advance senpaitachi.
>>51523938
>>51523595
>Germoney being supportive
and people still believe we are heartless fucks
>>51524289
>I wish coming up with new memes was a paid job
>>51524095
>It's weird
THATS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT DANI
ITS NOT WEIRD
you are not stupid - you should have an idea about whats going on in her little-chinky mind.
USE IT
>>51524289
wew
well then
have a good night
>>51524561
Meme Engineer, 300k starting, any job I want.
>>51524826
No idea. The day started in a little weird way (reading, not answering for ~ 30 min, answering) but I didn't give a single one because I thought she might just do something. Then, in the evening, she started being completely evasive, and I tried to investigate a little. Then, it escalated.
I feel better after that fap btw. motherless "lili chronicles", hottest chink ever.
Anyone else waiting for asian qts to wake up?
>>51525125
>No idea. The day started in a little weird way (reading, not answering for ~ 30 min, answering) but I didn't give a single one because I thought she might just do something. Then, in the evening, she started being completely evasive, and I tried to investigate a little. Then, it escalated.
how old is she?
in my experience - azn grills do nearly not reflect their own life at all.
its systemic that those questions burst out in their mind after a while.
completely logic.
did you talk to her on a REAL basis before?
about what i said?
>>51523225
>>51525272
Yes I did, but not today. She didn't say much. Mostly, that she has no ideas.
>>51525392
>Mostly, that she has no ideas.
thats the problem.
because she is not conscious about her own motives, ideals, values in life.
its because of
>>51525272
>how old is she?
>in my experience - azn grills do nearly not reflect their own life at all.
>its systemic that those questions burst out in their mind after a while.
>completely logic.
so what you want to do - ask her the right questions!
dont try to manipulate her in any way - it wont last for long. you wont get happy together if youre genuinely interested in her.
simply ask the right questions and let her elaborate.
she has to discover what she wants in life.
its not the simplest thing to do - but everybody has to do it.
>talking to aryan dane qt
>after a few hours into the conversations I ask about her friends
>all her best friends are kenyan
>mfw
blocking her right now tьh
>ful1234
FUCK OFF
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How many profile views per day are normal / do people message you first or do I need to message them first?
t. asburgers new to interpals
>>51526151
Are you aesthetic? Gotta be muscular, white and shirtless if you want views and messages senpai
t. muscular, white and shirtless
>>51526151
20 to 60 without scripting
300 to 500 scripting
>>51526151
Also some of them will message you first but some of the best girls won't. Most of the girls who see your profile will reply if you talk to them
>>51526151
Around 40-50 per day without running the script.
If I run the script for 15 minutes (I don't normally run it longer than that), I get around 250-300 views.
>>51526669
>15 minutes
Use the tampermonkey script f.am, takes less than a minute.
>>51526895
What's tampermonkey and why didn't I know about that?
I've been using the python regional script all this time.
>>51527027
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>>51527214
Who else listening to nigger music in sauna??
Started with ip about a month ago, and after talking to about a hundred diffrent girls I think im done with it for now, got a few qt's on whatsapp and facebook that I will continue chatting with though
There are too many spergs posting here lately guys.
>>51528976
I agree with this, however it's only a matter of time before they realize that real life rules apply on interpals
i wonder how long this conversation will go on.
any things I should say guys?
>>51529077
I guess so.
>>51529190
Probably just ran its course desu.
>korean qt telling me she wants to touch my "deep facial features"
>>51529332
>he thinks this is something
>>51529238
possible. but then again i literally just sent that reply.
>>51529376
I think it's autistic
which one of you is called 'traplover'
>>51530237
That would be me.
>qt tells me she had a black boyfriend
Now she's my ex-qt :^)
>>51531677
i fucked pic related, and right after i got done and we were just laying there. she started talking about a past boyfriend. find out he was black. I put on my pants and walked out the door.
>>51531766
why did you fugg this fatty?
DISGUSTING
>>51531841
its a regret. but it was a few years ago, and at the time my sex drive was ultra high and i just needed something to bang. so i found her on Tinder. looking back though I wouldn't do it again.
>>51531766
>talking about ex-boyfriends
This is why whenever I get into a relationship, I tell the girl to shut up and never talk about her past bf's. Because EVERY girl will do this.
>>51531766
Herpesbro here, she told me about her arab ex-bf after we fucked. That's probably where my colorful dick came from.
that feel when you're talking to a QT on Interpals and just having a normal conversation, and out of no where she says "No, I'm in Italy. I couldn't stand being away from my life here ahahah owww you're so cute!"
>>51532176
what the hell. not joking, but that bitch also had a previous kebab boyfriend as well.
thankfully i dont have STDs
>>51532176
>arab ex-bf
m8..........
>tfw talking to qt French-Canadian girl living in Boston
I ain't gonna miss this one lads
>>51533025
boston is a fucking meme-town when you dont have genuine connections to mit or harvard students 2bh
Anyone still have the sperg list?
I've been on this website for few months and haven't had luck finding people worth talking to. Starting to wonder if my profile is shit.
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=28941892&uid=229389917029785600&aid=2941435
>talking to brazilian gril
>she looks like a trap
What do you think?
>>51533503
show pic.
cant login for obvious reasons.
>>51533503
if you have to think about it. then its a no-go
>>51533520
>>51533503
I think this photo exemplifies well the reason for my suspicions.
>the sjw i'm trying to convert has changed her religion from wiccan to jewish-pagan
t. chris
>>51533655
i wont take the risk 2bh
>>51533025
>>51533223
Boston is a great city
baka senpai desu uguuu~~ =^.^=
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=26617656&uid=1331450376&aid=1816525
you can't make these indian comments up
>>51533659
Make her read Canticles of Leibowitz
>>51534323
>beautiful cleavages....
Ded as fuck
>>51536805
There's some shit on the right side of that pic, please wipe it off.
Also i'm going to the airport in 5.5 hours, wish me luck.
>>51536805
Why is there a turd in that picture
>>51536805
Huh, you really got to keep a convo with the bottom left girl?
She was a cold bitch to me. Finnish right? Not that I care, I have 4 finnish girls at my feet now.
Just to confirm ya that wasnt me(clayton) in the thread before this. I was busy with doctor stuff etc today, havnt been on int till now.
Umm hrmm since im posting I guess heres my story for the day...
So besides the fact that I had some girls messaging me this weekend that some guy was asking her about me.(and then coincidentally enough I somehow got blocked by like 5 girls on my friends list, and even on my whatsapp.... *looks around this thread*)
So one of the girls that blocked me months ago out of the blue, well now messaged me today and told me why. Apparently at the time I started talking to her she was also talking to this guy from "italy". they never saw each other, but they both said they loved each other, she bought tickets to see him, and then he refused to speak to her anymore. So she hates making friends on interpals now and thats why she blocked me. Because she no longer trusts anyone. Sad story man. Guess she said she has a few trips to italy planned and the next one is her birthday, but they wont let her cancel the tickets or something because she also rented a apartment for 2 weeks to stay with this guy who, well who knows if he even exists or not. So shes just screwed she says. =/
And with that im off to lurk again...
dont hurt the qts
>>51538316
Clayton yo don't go.
How's it going these days? Up or down?
>>51538360
health sucks..could always be worse though I guess is the positive view of it... did my cancer check ups last month, no tumor has grown so thats good. And i havnt been collapsing in awhile, so I mean thats good. Still cant seem to keep my hair from falling out from everything though, lost a lot this year.. Its a bummer cuz its already hard enough to keep myself in shape, but when ever I lose lots of hair it sucks cuz it takes me a long time to grow it back. And I always fear its one of these times not gonna grow back at all. So its like.. emotionally depressing when your hair is falling out in chunks basically. But just gotta hope its the stress/health everything this year took its toll, and hopefully it will get better.
I recently got my passport actually, so im hoping if my health gets better to actually travel the world and meet some of the people ive met from interpals actually. But honestly speaking its a little scary, because so many girls i talk to on here one day im friends with them, the next day im blocked no reason, no idea whats going on. So to think that I could be in a forgien country and then if my health goes back and well worst case scenario everyone i go to see flakes on me. Pretty scary lol.
Anyway....
What about you?
>>51538454
I'm doing alright I guess, same routinely life. Some minor health problems of my own but nothing compared to the shit you have to put up with. No idea why the qts are blocking you though, that's weird as fuck especially if you ain't posting them here. I'd ask one of them about it if you ever get the chance, being unblocked or them making a new profile or something.
But anyway, hang in there bro, I know there ain't got no cure for all the shit you're dealing with so the only thing you have to keep shit from getting worse is a high morale.
what happened to the script? I used to get mad bitches with it
>>51538742
what is this script you all speak of?
>>51520431
Everytime I see a pic of Natalia I immediately smile and want to cuddle her. Is this normal?
>>51538626
ya im not sure.. its strange, because some of the girls have had me on their phone to, so its like theres no way they could possibly think im fake at that point like some others right? cuz we talk on the phone.. so i can only assume someone messaged them and made up some bullshit. I had some other friends try to message these girls to, and everytime my name came up they said they got blocked then too.. =/ Its annoying and depressing in its own way, cuz some of them I do wish I had flirted with or at least got something out of for them to be mad at me. So who knows.... and ya of course ive never posted any girl here ever.
Anyway dont know whats going on with you exactly but hopefully everything will be alright. Just gotta find a perspective that keeps you going no matter what it is. Good luck!
>>51538763
we used to have this thing (called the script) where we could view thousands of profiles a day to get views back and get a bunch of girls to talk to you although some would get creeped out if you viewed them many times
>>51538787
oh i forgot here is one of the girls that blocked me recently... she was on my phone and I even helped with her english homework everything. Then my health came up I told her I was sick and she blocked me on interpals, and on whatsapp lol So im going to assume either she thought I was lying or she is just a terrible human being and doesnt like sick people. http://www.interpals.net/averyn
>>51538742
>>51538763
>>51538828
The scripts are in the pastebin
>>51538854
I just want her to spit on me and rub her feet on my face and call me a filthy American
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>51538859
Have you found out who that Malaysian person that's post about you here everyday is yet? It's getting really weird.
>>51538897
hey anon, i got a spot for you right here on this nice couch, wanna join? ;)
>>51538925
>Natalia will never torture your balls and bend you over her lap and spank you and call you a very bad boy
>>51538902
I believe someone told me its a guy. I couldnt tell you for sure though, I havnt seen any guy off hand from malaysia view my profile unless they are using a fake account to view me so I can not say. There is a cute girl from poland that views my profile a lot, but more or less refuses to speak, could be her/him. Shes told me shes not fake, but im skeptical.
>>51538974
I'm going to do you a solid anon. here's a Natalia look alike. maybe you'll have better luck then me.
/Lyrdes
>>51522060
>tfw it's made mine even worse
>one Jap, one Chink and two Korean qts
I need help
At least they're cute and 3/4 of them have big tits
>>51539426
>tfw it's made mine even worse
same here m8
the website should be called chinkpals 2bh
>>51539063
Probably someone just shitposting then. You could always Skype that Polish girl to prove it.
>>51539116
>wanting a khokhol slut
Hahahahhahaha
>>51539678
ya she doesnt want to have to prove she is real. Which again why im skeptical and I take any conversation we have with a grain of salt. Granted of course there are many girls as well that dont trust me because of all the fakes etc. And I can say there are some girls that it took me MONTHS for them to trust me to skype, and finally when we did, I did see they are real as well. But ya.. for what its worth this poland girl refuses to all the time, so I kinda just take any conversation I have with her as kinda meh~ id like to believe she is real of course but im not gonna hold my breath.
hey cunts
>>51539940
I can see why you're skeptical, I'd just ignore that girl 2bh, at least you have other real people to talk to.
>>51540125
Sup brah
>>51540187
not much.
Just came home from work, going camping tomorrow 2bh.
>>51540243
Nice, how long you going camping for? I haven't gone camping in ages.
>>51540290
until sunday or monday probs.
I haven't gone since this time last year.
>>51540286
ayo
>is online
>doesn't write
after sleeping a night over everything that happened, I remember girls having that kind of behaviour when I was 15-16. So I guess it's better to find another chink. No energy is worth getting wasted on this.
Thank you for the help and the insults yesterday.
>>51540372
Yo question, so this hot as fuck girl is talking to me on IP. We are talking about normal stuff and everything then like posted previously in this thread says "oowww you're cute!". Literally out of no where.
So, with a girl that hot saying that to me. I'm almost thinking fake. But I don't know.
>>51540457
How many photos does she have on her profile?
>>51540372
Enjoy it
>>51540501
cheers brah
>>51540477
Just the one.
/Bianconiglio
>>51540443
are you serious nigger?
after all this shit you already invested?
>>51540574
I'm not sure, ask her for a photo
>>51540443
This 2bh>>51540722
Don't throw it all away yet
>>51540731
Alright
>tfw wrote with thai girl for some time
>tfw she says that she loves me and is serious about this
>tfw don't even talked whole sentences to each other
What the hell.
>>51540861
welcome to interbenis
Is the German going to go to school at BYU Idaho here? I have lots of family and friends there
>>51540443
You'll be talking to her again by the end of the week at max.
You've gone too deep mate, there's no pulling out at this point.
>>51541657
shit what did I miss?
Any little summary?
/Jillianhong
is she at least 4/10? Is that an improvement?
I'm already writing to her.
>>51541837
Just check the last thread and read the Swiss posts and replies
>>51542077
You seem insecure m8. Just do what you want and stop looking for approval.
>>51542077
*tumblr.com*
>nope.jpg
>>51542156
link please
>>51542186
It's literally in the OP
>>51542219
there is nothing special at all.
I just looked.
He is just shitposting senseless stuff.
>>51542272
I wish shitposting was a paid job
>>51542703
It is just ask Chaim who works for the JIDF and shitposts interracial threads on 4chan
>>51542703
you wouldn't even have a chance at going pro brah
morning lads
>>51542878
morning japanese empire flag but with different colours lad
>just writes as if nothing happened
what the hell?
>>51543132
That's women for you brah
>>51543080
same to you swirly flag lad
>>51543132
>women
you should know by now m8
>>51543132
She said she wanted some time.
Many told you to wait it out.
Here you are. Waiting worked.
Simple, right? :^)
>>51543132
>>51543171
>>51543177
>men trying to figure out what's going on in a woman's mind
Geez, yesterday she just had a crisis and today she prolly tries to get her shit together again and live with that condition of being an aimless apathetic because she's probably feeling better.
Maybe she's a bit embarrassed because of yesterday's texts but that's something I'm not sure about.
You can expect another future breakdown desu
>>51543132
What the hell happened yesterday.
Damn I Want to know.
>>51522797
>>51523446
>>51522907
>>51522587
>>51523595
>>51524289
>>51543423
A new meme was born in advance
>>51543423
she said she's aimless and she has a crisis, then she went full bitchmode and I didn't know how to handle it (because I really didn't expect that)
>>51543517
thank you ßwiß dude
>>51543993
>not ßank you
>>51543132
I'm beginning to feel that I got lucky with my chink... The worst thing I can say about her is that she's older than me
>>51544332
>The worst thing I can say about her is that she's older than me
How old are you, 12?
Age is literally irrelevant past 16 mate unless it's like a 10 year age difference.
>>51544425
this 2bh.
I don't give a fuck my qt is 6 years older than me
age is just a number brah
>>51544075
See it as a plus because she's over that phase already but depending on her age the midlife crisis is not as far away as for this chink
>>51544453
She'll go stale very soon. I wouldn't go for qt too much older. Unless you just want a lay.
>last full day with this flag
Soon I'll be in Germania roll playing as Gunther or something
>>51544615
We'll still know its you, c uckboy.
>>51544615
Don't worry. We have a new meme anyway now
>tfw always when i start to flirt with a qt they stop replying.
>tfw ugly
Also, is there something wrong with the word "charming"?
>>51544615
>51544615
>15
>>51544425
I meant that there's nothing to complain about
>>51544660
>tfw the digits know the memes
>>51544639
>implying the 15 guys meme will ever die
>>51544745
it will die in advance
>>51544615
>15 GUYS IN ADVANCE
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>51544760
>>51544639
fuck off suisse c uck
>>51544640
> is there something wrong with the word "charming"?
Nope, it's not really a flirtatious word either, and is only really used on males.
i love me some Colombian qts
>>51544823
Damn, it's actually a top tier word for a flirt in German.
Shit, fuck english.
>>51544848
this 2bh.
I served an old Australian fella today with his Columbian wife. She would have to be in her 60s at least and she was still pretty hot.
>>51544848
Just two days left until I meet mine :3
>>51544881
charm is a word women use for beta orbiters in English
>>51544974
At least I can hope that she doesn't know.
Fuck this language....
>>51544881
It's alright as a verb, but as an adjective it's mainly used for men.
>>51544615
>not even knowing how to spell the name of the Mormonboo you've actually talked to pretty often on here
Lmao
>qt wants postcard
>parents use my car during day
>live 15km from city
>no info whatsoever if i can buy them in the nearest postpoint or office
#1stWorldProblems
>>51545270
Are you the one going to college soon in Idaho?
>>51545342
nope, I just know a shit ton about Mormonism
>>51545404
Then why don't you just convert already?
>London = the most beautiful and the best city in the ENTIRE world. I'm in love with the UK, with England, and with London!
French women are so weird
>>51544944
you have Colombian qt??
>>51545453
I just had an interest in it and like the values you guys have but never thought of converting, I stick to being Catholic.
>>51545745
Yup, and future wife.
>>51545889
I want :(
>>51545754
>being kektholic
>>51545974
Yeah she's grand. She'll know four languages fluently by the time she masters swedish. Could I ask for a better mother for my sons?
>>51545983
How come?
>tfw haven't talked to Russian qt in weeks
>>51547237
then it isn't your "qt" anymore m8
>>51522414
Stop messaging her for 2-3 days, like completely disappear and act like you don't like her.. It will drive her crazy and she will run to you
>>51536544
Why not a roll hey
>>51522414
I don't understand this behavior. Sucking a girls dick and trying to choke her with compliments
>I'm not in the mood
>BUT YOURE SUCH A GREAT PERSON REALLY YOU ARE
>I'm not in the-
>YOURE THE BEST PERSON I EVER MET!!!!!
>kekked in advance
Complimenting her AT ALL in such a general fashion is a bad idea. You appear desperate if you're shoving it in a girl's face like that.
>>51522797
laughed out loud desu.
Eww, her fucking flag is brown as shit.
>>51536544
bored as fuck tbqh
Post your pussy lads
I usually always made fun of people who felt bad about girls and always said "kek why do you even care?".
>tfw IP gave you yellowfever
>>51549347
>tfw IP saved you from yellowfever
They're boring, autistic, can't hold a conversation, no ambition. Noticed the same with Eastern Europeans too.
>>51549590
iktf
>>51549590
rude
>>51537440
That's what I wanted to know :^)
>>51549637
Baltics are honorary Nordics familia
>>51549244
aaaayyyyyy
even when you think now that everything was "fine" again right now - you should not let this rest on its own 2bh.
because as you said - you had no idea wtf was going on with her and she wasnt even able to speak about the shit.
so better bring that shit up again pretty fast IMHO.
CAVE
>but obviously begin slowly and then ramp up the shit to 100% realtalk without any memes.
the problem could appear again anytime and you dont want to have to cope with this fucked up shit when you are on your new years trip im pretty sure m8...
>>51549244
Swissbro, calm down, you're overreacting to her overreaction. She could just be pissed that she isn't with you. Don't start getting paranoid, calm down, she'll hopefully regain her senses.
>>51550238
>>51550173
watch out man - women can be crazy af.
and this journey is not over yet im pretty sure 2bh...
>>51550313
The ride never ends.
>qt asks me about argentine culture
>argentina
>culture
>mfw
>tfw wake up to 22 messages from 16 different qts
How is everyone this morning?
>>51550692
send her this m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
>>51550767
define "qt"
Skyping with my Italian friend right now. She wasn't kidding that her English isn't good
qt pls ;_;
>>51551402
>if your thumb is around X inches, then yes ;)
>>51551112
Just spout shitty fake Italian like
spaghetti ravioli vermicelli formuoli buenissimo berlusconi
>>51551112
>>51551468
most important
>MAAAMMAAAA
>you're very knd
if only i got 1€ everytime some IP woman says this to me...
>>51552038
then you had 2€ ?
>>51522414
This kinda shit makes me look like a god.
>>51548267
>mfw
I'm done with Yurop, anons, Blocking that shithole right now T.b.H
>>51551468
>>51551686
She's so cute though :D
>>51552284
how is it in mormon culture?
because christians have the commandments and one of them is:
>Thou shalt have no other gods before me
that would result in a problem here?
>>51552592
That refers more to the worship of false idols. Like Catholics and their crosses and all that stupid shit they have.
But the love of money or other vices can be considered a "God" as in something you prize above Him.
Me being a god compared to the Swissfaggot has nothing to do with that. He's just that beta
>>51552592
Mormons are christians
>>51553005
Actually yeah, I could have just said that.
We follow the 10 commandments too
>>51553554
I was baptized in Mormon when I was a kid. But don't follow anymore
>>51553554
that's not the hallmark of a christian
>>51554229
Same here. Even did the missionary thing for reasons
>>51554397
Worshipping Jesus is
Which country has the best QTs?
>>51555716
Slavs
now that's an interesting question
ladmates
I
qt missed her period.
>>51556369
wow, you will sure take all the attention now that I needed it.
>>51554963
You realize there honest isn't much different between Traditional Christianity and Mormons right? They all believe in the exact same bible. Only difference is Mormons believe in a whole additional chapter known as the Book of Mormon. It doesn't take away from the bible or replace it, it just adds to it.
>>51556369
Did you ejaculate inside her QT vagoo?
>>51556474
The closest I came was pulling out and spraying her torso/stomach. I didn't cum inside ;_;
>>51556361
Too bad Australia celebrity isn't online
But say something like "oh really? What makes you think that ;)"
>>51556503
could be pre cum that did it desu lad, but that's really unlikely so you would be either lucky as fuck or unlucky as fuck.
>>51556558
I've been looking to get rid of her since I have finer prospects but that just became complicated.
>>51556601
protip:
when things get messy its not unlikely that cum gets inside the hoes pussy
for example when it sticks at hands etc.
how long overdue?
>>51556503
Well how long has it been since she was suppose to have her period? It could just be late.
Also, what's her nationality?
>>51556687
Just a couple days so it might come yet.
>>51556711
then its no reason to an hero yet.
wait at least two weeks until you should start worrying.
but iktf its brutal
>>51556711
Do they have the morning after pill in sweden? Could be a good thing to do just to be safe
>>51556711
Congratulations with the baby in advance
>>51556851
that's morning after you fuck, not morning after you missed your period, dumbass
>>51556783
you're right but damn I'm panic mode now
she probably won't want to abort it either, fugg :DD
>>51556854
MY RACE MIXING DAYS HAVE BEGUN
>>51556854
>tfw genuinely want to impregnate my qt when I see her in 3 weeks
>>51556919
Permission to complain about refugees: REVOKED in advance.
She's Colombian, right? Maybe I'm confusing you with somebody else.
>>51556919
i know from one leaf that leaf-cunt has pretty good bilateral conditions when it comes to thailand etc.
maybe you want to look up what could happen to you :^)
>>51556919
All the morning after does is force a period. So if she's just late or whatever. It will just give her a period
>>51556919
>>51557103
>inb4 FALCON PUNCH
>>51556919
>MY RACE MIXING DAYS HAVE BEGUN
I'm jelly
>>51557103
>However, recent evidence strongly suggests that levonorgestrel doesn't keep a fertilized egg from implanting. It's not clear if the same is true for ella.
He's probably fucked. But I would give it a try anyway.
>>51556361
You better tell me you fucked her.
>>51557443
yes, a lot of times, why?
>>51557469
Because shes way too retarded to bother with otherwise.
>>51557103
Oh, okay. My bad. I actually never looked it up before kek
>acting tough when I'm actually the retard
at least it's useful to pretend to be clever.
>>51556921
It's a good and natural instinct, anon. If you do, make sure to put a ring on it. Raise your son to be a critical-thinking, well-read gentleman.
>>51557044
She's from venezuela. Kinda dusky chocolate colored skin. The sex was REALLY good so it's hard to really regret it.
>>51557200
Really?
>not showing your qt the culture pals thread
Why do you want your qt missing out on the fun lads?
>>51557705
Not anymore because she's not Asian.
>>51556921
When will you be in Germany and where?
No worries, not stalking, just interested to know when you gonna impose to be me lmao and I'm just generally curious about the place
>>51554843
exactly. Because Jesus came with something new, to replace/ add to( whatever) the 10 commandments.
>>51557768
Oh please. I'd fall asleep trying to fuck an asian! Even getting my dick inside would probably take half an hour and two gallons of vasline.
/StarDustKiss
>17 years old
yes/no?
>>51557886
she's a half thai that grew up in germoney?
>>51557886
Yes. But don't fall in love.
>>51557886
>/StarDustKiss
God, I can't believe I used to be attracted to these girls.
>>51556711
pulling out doesn't work all the time( about 30% of the times). It's going to have your eyes
>>51557998
That'd be neat desu, dusky skinned boy with blue eyes.
>>51557939
Yes, father German/mother Thai. Kek
>>51557970
Thank you. Won't happen
>>51557886
The age diff is a bit too big desu.
>>51558047
Fuck her then.
Her name is MinMin? wtf
The funny thing is, my mother knows about my history of being bad at using condoms. So if I did turn up with a pregnant girl she'd probably roll her eyes so hard kek.
But yeah not doing that
>>51557759
That sounds like a terrible idea.
But anyways. this Russian QT I'm talking to wasn't very talkative at first. But now she's texting me on Kik constantly.
>>51558149
>The funny thing is, my mother knows about my history of being bad at using condoms
>>51558149
>The funny thing is, my mother knows about my history of being bad at using condoms
wow.. That's really awkward. How are you so open with your parents about sex?
>>51558223
>>51558235
Idk, I can say anything to my mum and she just said "Oh you should have known better"
>>51558308
show us a pic of her then blease
>>51558335
My mum??? Hahaa
>>51558082
I'm talking to one called maymay.
>asians
>>51558366
yes, your mom.
show us a pic of her.
>>51558483
She looks like your average 55 year old mother. Wrinkly and all.
>>51558335
This
>>51558308
So you wouldn't care about telling your mum "mum, I came in a girls butt. It was great. I will thrust again into the black hole in the near future :) "
>>51558528
It wasn't so graphic dumbass.
>>51558149
What. The. Fuck.
Why would you ever talk to your mom about that kinda stuff?
>>51558668
Well she checks up on me about stuff and I mention some things... That's about it.
>"Ahahahaha noooo really
>I like these movies like you too ahahah
>o you have an Instagram
>a facebook?"
Did I FINALLY make it?
>>51558653
It sounds pretty graphic if your mom knows about your condom use
>>51558743
Not until you're fucking her.
>>51558748
Welp. She wants me to be safe.
It was the same when my little sister started having sex, mum wanted to talk about all that stuff and make sure bla bla.
>>51558798
I could never talk to or around my mom about anything like that.
>>51558798
>It was the same when my little sister started having sex
tell us more about that please
>>51559023
Why not?
>>51559053
Not much to say, mum just wanted to be sure she was being safe etc. I'd do the same
>>51559082
>Not much to say
i meant more like the sex-stories of your little sister
>>51559082
Cause it's awkward
>>51558748
I got "the talk" about condoms when I was about 12.
It was when she found an used condom wrap my pocket.
She's very religious, so it was a big deal.
I told her the truth: I used it with some dudes.
Some friends, I knew back then, to make water bombs.
:^)
>>51559270
It is a bit awkward but a little awkwardness doesn't kill ya
>>51559163
Oh please
>>51559278
Cheeky cunt.
>>51559278
>I got "the talk" about condoms when I was about 12.
>It was when she found an used condom wrap my pocket.
>She's very religious, so it was a big deal.
>I told her the truth: I used it with some dudes.
>Some friends, I knew back then
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU LAZY EUROFUCKS
>>51559802
Wasserbomben machen mit kondom oder luftballons ist nicht schwüle.
Aber diese Kunstausstellung von Brasil, von staat subventioniert, ist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEyjpBRae1I
>Captcha: Cul-de-sac
>>51560180
suck my dick fatso
>>51560525
aaaayyyyy
>"Kunst"
It should be the Brit's "She's pregnant" edition.
Can't make it, don't have it.
