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Alba, TX edition
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maisie
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>>51487308
Fuck texas and fuck your lone star beer
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dogi
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lisicki
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Hello /cum/
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swansea city
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>>51487454
Hey cutie. Come and sit on my lap
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Hello /cum/

How are you guys today?

We got a tiny bit of snow this morning here in toronto lads
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>Texas
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>>51487520

it rained a bit this afternoon

now its just cold and overcast
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Takbir
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>>51487454
'Sup homo.
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Can I cure my gayness by sexing females senpai?
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What kind of alcohol should I buy? Vodka? Whiskey? Tequila?
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>>51487722
Mikes hard
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>>51487740
eeeewwwwww
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>>51487713
I'm afraid not.
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>>51487762

mikes is great, plebian
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>>51487722
Beer nigga.
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>>51487722
strongbow la'
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>>51487722
Vodka ofc.
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>>51487722
Whiskey.
Always Whiskey.
Relax with a nice Kentucky Bourbon.
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>>51487722
beer
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>>51487774
If I was going to get a sugary booze I'd get a reds 24 oz apple

>>51487784
I already have a crate of beer

>>51487793
Cider's good, but for some reason they want to turn it into something fancy in the US rather than selling it in a liter bottle for a dollar like everywhere else in the world. Way overpriced. I still drink it, though.

>>51487795
>>51487825
I just can't decide.
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>>51487863
Definitely vodka. Winter is vodka season.
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It seems that I'm the only mexican which favorite beer is Corona, Is it the same over there?....

Also, tell me,what things you love, that everyone in your country hates?
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Sori for blog /cum/ but I am really considering dropping out of college. I'm doing mechanical engineering and its murdering me. Has anyone here finished college or dropped out? I don't want to fail at life already mang ;_; I'm scared
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>>51487722
beer
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>>51487960
My favorite is XX Ambar and Bohemia
I have never met anyone whose favorite beer is Corona besides mum
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>>51488050
great blog post

/subscribed
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>>51488050
Corona is also my mom's favorite beer
Its about the only one she drinks at all desu
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>>51488104
I'm sorry, the autistic spot for this general is already taken

>>>/brit/
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>>51487963
College isn't for everyone. It was never intended to be. Check your job market and don't fucking do engineering unless you want to really do it. If you're suffering in school, then holy shit you're setting yourself up for a bad life.
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>>51487963
What year are you lad?
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>>51487963
Mechatronics engineer over here. I'm struggling with Vector calculus, but I wouldn't consider dropping, I study in the country's best university (90 worldwide),Tuition is free, so I don't know what you are going through. But please explain? Why dropping out? I don't see the point behind it besides money.
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>>51487963
How far are you into it?
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>>51488012
>"This is my only warning. At 10 a.m. on Monday morning, I am going to the campus quad of the University of Chicago. I will be armed with a M-4 carbine and 2 Desert Eagles, all fully loaded. I will execute approximately 16 white male students and or staff, which is the same number of time McDonald was killed,"
>which is the same number of time McDonald was killed
Niggers lads
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>>51487963
drop out. the workplace is even more competitive and if you're already crumbling under the pressure you need a time out to think about the man you really want to be
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>another British tripcunt thinking he can make himself comfortable here

Fuck off back to /brit/ you utter prick, I'm the irritable limey wanker here
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>>51488226
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>>51488012
Scary shit. Racial hatred is real
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>>51485815 #
>>51485824 #
Good thing I live in Austin and telecommute then.

$60 an hour in Austin is not bad.
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>>51488287
Literally a reddit post
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>>51487960
o you like Corona, no biggie, now tell me do you swallow cum directly from the galon or you rather use a straw?
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>>51488202
I will also the same number of time to Trump.
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>>51488173
I just don't know if its for me. I'm having a hard time with everything.
>>51488156
Sophomore
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>reschedule flight
>jetblue refunds me $185 instead of $85
>can only spend that $185 on another jetblue flight
I guess I should schedule something.
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>>51487960
i hate gringo food. no spice, no texture, no flavor. mm boiled shoeleather beef with mushy veg, mashed potatoes, and shit brown gravy. any food lacking vinegar/lime juice, garlic, ginger, and chiles is shit.
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>>51488226
la' pls
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>>51488394
rapist
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>>51488339
What kind of autism you must be detected with in order to think that a fucking brand of beer is equivalent to a fucking sexual preference, you inbred. Also a straw.
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>>51488502
I like corona and boys
not gay though
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@51488449
I stopped following /brit/ shit but assuming you are the real lisicki and that is the actual trip, you're a fat bellend
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>>51488544
How can you like boys but not be gay?
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>>51488562
Dude liking boys is not gay.
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>>51488562
wanting to suck feminine penis doesn't make you gay
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>>51488562
there are ¨ways¨
;)
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Is that the tower where horny teens would climb and having sex late at night? In movies at least... XP
Why you yanks need that tower for? It's 2015...
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>>51488651
this desu

>>51488675
neither do masculine penises
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>>51487722
Seagram's
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>>51488715
Don't you have a plane to be looking for
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>>51488715
because the tower supplies water to the nearby area?
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Anyone from the Maritimes here tonight?
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>>51488715
>2k15
>not having sex via wifi dildo.
Do you still think that sucking cock is gay as well? haha. grandpa.
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>>51488429
>>51487960
oh i did it backwards. oh well.

>>51488562
>be grill
or
>be guy
who cares anyway, it's 2015 and there's literally nothing wrong with being gay.
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Just fucking dominated Gun Game on Advanced Warfare lads
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>>51488715
Gravity is cheap m8
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>>51488847
The bible explicitly says there is everything wrong with being gay
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>>51488544
>I like corona
Corona is gross af tbqh
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>tfw I will never sit at the table with all the qt grills on the water polo team
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>>51488849
Do knife kills demote you in that game? I used to play gun game on BO2 and run around knifing, rounds would last for an hour with a good amount of rage all around.
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>>51488847
>it's 2015
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>>51488908
Not in the Thomas Jefferson Version

>>51488953
not with a lime
I haven't drank in a long time though
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>>51488908
only the jewish part. homophobia is completely incompatible with jesus' message in the synoptic gospels, which are the only parts that aren't fabrications and actually include jesus' teachings and parables.

>>51488985
COME ON PEOPLE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-efCiEcovY
What are you listening to /cum/?
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can someone remind me what year it is again? i fell down the stairs and forgot
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>>51488968
Yeah lad, I sometimes do that too, it's pretty funny desu
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>>51489171
ALMOST 2016
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>>51489002
>only the jewish part. homophobia is completely incompatible with jesus' message in the synoptic gospels, which are the only parts that aren't fabrications and actually include jesus' teachings and parables.
this desu

>>51489139
Corinthians isn't Jesus
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>>51489002
>>51489248
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>>51489195
John Oliver makes Trevor Noah look good
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>>51489297
>loses an argument
>"shit better bust out my fedora gif to show these guys"
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>>51489195
How can you object to refugees when it's CURRENT YEAR
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>>51489350
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>>51489297
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>>51487545
It was sunny where I am it melted our snow it was great
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>>51489404
>posting quotes from some retarded fedora tipper somehow makes my point more valid
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Thoughts on Tom Petty?
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>>51489436
>insulting Jefferson
OUT
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>>51489436
He was a deist actually
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>>51489448
NOW I'M FREEEEEEEE

FREE FAAAALLIN
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>>51487722
Jamaican rum
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>>51489484
>He was a deist actually
When did I imply he wasn't?
>>51489449
Shittiest founding father desu
John Adams was far superior
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My pinky toe is swelling
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>>51489448
middle aged woman core

>>51489504
you said fedora tipper
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>>51489448

Learning to fly is his best

Cash did won't back down better
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>>51489558
Deism is pretty fedora-tier
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Just coughed while shitting and projectiled out like three turds
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>>51489248
jefferson bible a best

>>51489297
there's nothing wrong with Matthew, Mark, or Luke. i don't agree with it 100% or live my life by it, but it's an interesting glimpse into the mind of one of the most influential (sorta) people ever. i say sorta because of how twisted his "followers" have distorted his message. the "old testament" is shit, John is full of bullshit Neoplatonism and junk that isn't supported by the other 3 gospels, and I don't see how you can put the letters of the apostles on par with the actual teachings of Jesus.
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CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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>>51489667

You're early
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8
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>>51489667
Good post
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>>51489686
4 u
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>>51489665
I generally like the Synoptic Gospels as well but the Old Testament is pretty bullshit
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ROOOOXAAAAAAANNNEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51489848
i mean it's fine if you're Jewish but there's no reason for a Christian to take any of it to heart other than "a long time ago some dudes decided all this was just as relevant as the words of my savior." like sure, if you're Catholic and think the church has the authority to make that decision, okay. but for Protestants it doesn't make sense.

>>51489972
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT
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>listened to this on repeat at the gym today
>broke a pr for bench during How to be a Heartbreaker
what does it mean lads
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>>51489482
dodged a cannonball there

Seriously though some women get so angry when you talk to other women.
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>this trigger the amerishit
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>>51490009
The torah are direct laws from God himself if you follow the religion. Everyone ironically stops at the 10 commandments. The torah was never meant as something for just the jewish people, it was for all the followers. People toss aside all of this and use Jesus as a sacrificial lamb for all sins. The greatest flaw in this that christians still hold some of the original laws of the torah, like laws against homosexuality, and ignore others, such as dietary laws. Just because jesus died doesn't mean you can just disregard those laws, it's the same thing with the torah. If you acknowledge those teachings, and still reject them then you're never "inheriting the kingdom of God"

BUT the death of Jesus allows for you to turn around and repent at any time and ask for forgiveness, and all will be forgiven. In that sense, even the holiest of holy modern christians are sinners by their religions definition.
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>>51490089
>Implying the Cuban Revolution wasn't the GOAT revolution

Reminder that Cuba is one of the best off countries in Latin America despite the US refusing to trade with it
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>>51490089
ponlmas imagensitas esas cigarros
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>>51490204
cuba was your favorite shithole.....until castro kicked your asses hahaha
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>>51490208
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>>51490237
They should have been ours like Puerto Rico
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On page 14 of this report now with about 8 more to go. Shouldn't have put this off til the last second
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>>51490277
do not worry, cuba is going to be your shithole again
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What are you listening to /cum/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgWyQ0Xwd4
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>>51490287
Writing is easy dude
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>>51490353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFI0xP5_VaQ
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>>51490339
dude, but I wanted to be America's favorite shithole :(
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>>51490376
that's cuba and arabia saudita
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what should i make for dinner?
waffles?
pasta?
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>>51490353
GOAT album coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRM1S6Jno8A
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I wish there were good Catholic power metal sung in Latin.
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I got a notice from Charter to stop pirating shit. Will they actually do anything?
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Can any of you verify that romanians were re-rangebanned on 4chan?
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>>51490475
maybe
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>>51490355
I can't make any mistakes at all since I'm publishing in my schools name. I don't mind it, it just takes an eternity
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>>51490455
>first song is so great
>rest is so not
how?
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>>51487722
Sabroso.
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>>51490475
how much shit are you pirating that they notice?

makes me worried desu. I torrented a game just recently to make sure my computer could rnu it before buying it on team
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>>51490511
A lot. Mostly music. I've only been with them for a few weeks now so maybe it's a one-time thing.
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>>51490503
What? The weakest song on the album is Etoh, and that's still at least a 6/10. Since I Left You is easily one of my top ten albums.
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>>51490475
god damn North American telecom companies are such fucking crooks/jews holy fucking shit it always amazes me
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>>51490353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7krYI4Pzko
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>>51490539
oh i rarely torrent desu and i never seed (i'm a filthy unprincipled scum)
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>>51490554
I have pretty much perfect ping for online gaming now but I never received one notice from my old ISP. Shit is annoying.
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Smoke weed everyday
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fh3wTcC_cg
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>>51490539
Private trackers
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wandering_Soul_%28Vietnam_War%29
holy shit americans
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>>51490788
genius
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cum lol
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>>51490827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d9H_1ygEv8
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>>51490827
>The Vietcong usually encountered return fire if they reacted to the recordings

not really.
gun fire is much more pressing issue than spoopy noises.
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>>51490788
some of the psyops we've don't are pretty crazy desu
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>>51490907
>>51490788
List more examples please
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>>51491041
american soldiers showing bravery as always
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_Massacre
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>>51490837
i thought i ate you last Thursday, how are you posting?
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>>51491133
"Turkey" lol I get it
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>>51491103
they were asking for it
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>>51491190
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>>51491206
freedom isn't free
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>>51491190
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>>51491250
>This video contains content from Victor Entertainment, Inc.. It is not available in your country.
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which pornstar should i wank to lads
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I just woke up.
Why am I such a failure at life?
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>>51491300
>Why am I such a failure at life?

pic related :^)
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>>51490339
>cuba is going to be your shithole again
Can we build some casinos and nightclubs in Havana again and send all our richies to go get wasted and buy prostitutes beyond the peeping eyes of America? Like old times?

>>51490376
Never. You fuck right off, spic.
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>>51491324
Good post
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I like girls
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>>51491296
Trinity St. Claire

t. Alberto Lopez
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>>51491340
>Can we build some casinos and nightclubs in Havana again and send all our richies to go get wasted and buy prostitutes beyond the peeping eyes of America? Like old times?
yep
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>>51491324
Anime isn't the cause, but the medicine for my loneliness. I was watching it way before my life went this bad.
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>>51491368
i like sjw girls hehe
>>
>>51491368
I like boys
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>>51491041
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Program
>>
How do I convince my friend to break up with her scum boyfriend
>>
>>51491457
shitposters from australia striking again..
>>
>>51491493
seduce him then send her a vid of you two banging
>>
My 15 year old cousin and her friend are coming over because they want to say "hi" since she hasn't seen me in a while.

What do I do, what do 15 year old girls like
>>
>>51491562
Dick
>>
>>51491562
how old are you?
>>
>>51491562
15 year olds are weird
>>
>>51491433
That is insanely gay
>>
>>51491588
19
>>51491593
i know
my cousin really likes me and gets clingy to me at gatherings, not in a weird way though.

i don't know what they expect
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>>51491562
anime, be sure to share any anime pics on your computer with them.
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>>51491641
Share your interests.

t. internet girl pro
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>>51491641
>MFW we have the same age
nah i do not know what do 15 years old like....probably facebook
>>
>>51491562
Whip nae nae. Dabbin. Maybe a little quan.
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>>51491562
>>51491641
>What do I do, what do 15 year old girls like
Anal 3-way

>I'm only semi-joking, since girls that age are usually horny as fuck and ready to open legs for the first man that's older and halfway confident
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Festive holiday pepe
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>writing financial analysis report
>no resources with historical industrial ratio averages

I have to grade the organization on financial health, etc. but can't find a baseline to compare it to.

Should I just off myself?
>>
Pasadena California is the best city on the west coast.

It has a bitchin history, too.
>>
>>51491788
This pepe made me feel cozy
>>
>>51491816
Business/Econ is the most useless major

Most of the shit you learn will be expired within 20 years
>>
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RIP
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>>51491846
>>
>>51491862
Fuck off man
>>
>>51491846
>>51491870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2M9MZ5BZas
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>>51491835
>Armenians and elderly kikes
Kill yourself, non-coastal scum
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>>51491943
i miss the two norwegian dudes who used to post here
>>
>>51491943
>wanting tripfags
Disgusting attentionwhores desu
>>
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>>51491943
Me too
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Fucking mexicans learn how to use the washroom properly
>>
Yuri is good
>>
The Orange properties are the last of the 2nd side of the board. Monopoly professional Monopoly players consider them the best on the board. According to analysis, the Oranges rank 2nd out of 10 in visitation frequency (50% chance of being hit per trip around the board!) and 1st in payoff percentage.
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>>51492073
it is pure
>>
>>51492084
good post
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>>51492073
no one of those fucking weabos who post here, post cool anime
>>
>>>/u/
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>>51492123
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>>51491943
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>>51491862
We'll always need people to look at financial data and make appropriate business decisions. Computers can't predict the future of the economy.

Accounting might be a threatened field but otherwise you're bullshitting.
>>
>>51492223
you almost get the cool digits
>>
Holy fuck lads, it's been a while since of posted... any new dank memes I should be aware of?
>>
>>51492294
Hey dude. Nah.
>>
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>lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

what did he mean by this?
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>>51492303
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>>51492303
Holy shit telling it like it is
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>>51492303
you too, buddy
>>
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>>51492201
wtf janny?
>>
>>51492336
>being this new
>>
>>51492310
They were making a commentary on US economic imperialism in the Caribbean.
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>>51492330
>>51492350
Literally just ponyfags in denial.
>>
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>>51492352
>They do it for free.
>>
Passed my ASVAB for the military boys, looks like I'll get to fight for the jew bankers
>>
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11pm and I haven't been able to play a second of Fallout 4.
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>>51492406
>Passed my ASVAB
Wooow.
So you can walk AND chew gum at the same time?
>>
>>51492402
What the fuck? What was wrong with that? I'm confused
>>
>>51492352
>>51492402
>not knowing that monopoly is illegal in /cum/
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>>51492406
Good shit.. I am prepping for the possibility of USMC ocs this spring...
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>>51492395
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>>51492430
>>51492439
Good, good. Keep animeposting and don't suspect a thing.
>>
what is the point of this general?
>>
>>51492429
No I can't.
>>
>>51492450
Nice the asvab isn't difficult so you should pass. Just score high enough so you can pretty much obtain whatever MOS you want.
>>
>>51492461
>muh Canadian gun laws
>>
>>51492461
mindless discussion
>>
>>51492461
What is the point of existance
>>
>>51492461
cum
>>
>>51492495
what are you getting at?
>>
>>51492461
A place to be a huge faggot.
>>
>>51492430
We don't talk about it
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>>51492516
>>
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>>51492461
To let the comfy over take you.
>>51492483
from what I have heard you don't get to pick your mos but is decided after you go through ocs.. Atleast that's what I've heard from a couple of Marines.
>>
>>51492500
>>51492516
>>51492517
apparently a place to be arbitrarily banned
>>
>>51492461
full blown autists, women, and homosexuals with flags discussing pointless nonsense
>>
>>51492579
what percentage of this general is pedophiles? it seems like a lot
>>
>>51492579
Autist isn't a word
>>
>>51492572
>>51492616
good disguise CIA
I'm sure nobody will see through it
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>>51492616
420%
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>>51492616
Low amount... Lots of us are hi test... HNNNNNNNNNGGGG
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>>51492661
stop posting my gf? thanks
>>
>>51492643
>everyone poster I dont like is CIA
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>Gf asks if I think she should dye her hair red
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>>51492616
every single one
>>
>>51492636
It is here

t. imageboard pro
>>
>>51492553
>doesn't do porn
Thank God
>>
>>51492670
um excuse me she's my girlfriend you liar
>>
>>51492661
noice
>>
>>51492674
it's one of the 3 from the irc so they might as well all be the same anyways
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>>51492661
>>51492670
>>51492693
i am the best goy
>>
>>51492678
Ask her to dress like your favorite anime character. You could get this to work in your favor.
>>
Texas should annex Oklahoma. Both states are literally the same.
>>
>>51492616
probably 1-2.

98% are flaming homos
>>
>>51492740
No its a vocal minority
>>
>>51492740
there is a lot of pedophilic anime posted though so it must be a much higher percentage than that
>>
>>51492756
where
>>
>>51492768
fucking everywhere
>>
>>51492756
I think you're confusing finding a character cute with wanting to fuck said character.
>>
>>51492788
>thirstfags
>platonic attraction
>>
>get 2, 3 hour naps yesterday
>get home from work
>pass out for 10 hours
just got up famalam
>>
>>51492788
an adult male having fascination with such things is highly suspicious

what makes this any different than bronies, who are proven to mostly be pedophiles?
>>
>>51492810
I'll die soon enough. But I'll shoot myself
>>
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>>51492810
At least helium's quicker than slowly poisoning yourself to death with alcohol.
>>
VIIIIIIBE

shes got that vibe

VIIIIIIIIIIBE

shes got that vibe

V I B E

I

B

E
>>
Should I drink? I'm going to drink.
>>
>>51492849
You should reconsider your life choices.
>>
>>51492848
Dude its just cia
>>
>>51492825
I always feel like shit when I sleep 10+ hours, but I never regret it.

>>51492806
>>51492844
Just speaking for myself senpaitachi. Don't forget where you are though.
>>
>>51492871
>>51492849
>>51492848
>>51492844
>>51492810
what's wrong with liking this?
>>
>>51492710
HNNNNNNGGGGG based amigo!

>>51492693
>>51492670
I believe yall are mistaken... She is my gf, I've already converted ya goyim.
>>
>>51492893
>Just speaking for myself senpaitachi. Don't forget where you are though.
4chan stopped being a weeb website long ago
>>
>>51492887
Doesn't mean he isn't right. My life is miserable and I have no one
>>
>>51492901
its retarded degeneracy, your all pedophiles.
>>
>>51492905
>>
>>51492919
yeah, but it never stopped attracting weird people is what I meant.
>>
>>51492862
getting drunk is a myth. just down a whole fucking bottle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s
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>>51492901
I'm not saying you should gas yourself or anything. You should just possibly find other hobbies.
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>>51492905
whoops forgot the pic I took of her at an event..
>>
>>51492901
>thinking there's nothing wrong with being a pedophile
>>
>>51492862
I'm about to open up some German import

First I have to finish off the blue moon
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>>51492926
how could i be a pedo, if i am only 19 years old?
>>
>>51492919
ebin
>>
>>51492957
by being sexually attracted to depictions of prepubescent children
>>
>>51492937
qt
>>
>>51492461
He's right, everybody.
Chang is right!
North Americans already make up the majority of this board.
You all need to acknowledge your North American priveledge and disband.
>>
>>51492934
I want to be like him, just give up on life.
>>
>>51492981
they do not look like children
>>51492123
>>51492148
>>51492330
>>51492901
>>
>>51492992
i'm not chinese, i am white
>>
>>51492084
>>
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>>51492949
>blue moon
>>
>>51493013
t. Yue Minjun
>>
>>51493012
>pedophiles believe this
>>
>>51493035
i am lily white Tbh
>>
>>51493035
>confusing Vancouver stereotypes for all of Canada
White as snow here, can safely say I'm not Chinese.
>>
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>>51493028
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>>51493036
k
>>
>replying
>>
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"Anon could you help me to the toilet seat?"
>>
>>51489665
>>51489583
do you guys collect state flags?
if so, you guys are quite rare
>>
>>51493028
pretty good
>>
>>51493113
this is a real woman, boys
>>
>>51493084
>Alberta

Don't lie you've got plenty of chinks and pakis bud.
>>
>>51493113
i've always been confused by this, fat people are generally lazy but the amount of hard work it would take to eat so much and become this fat fucks up that concept
>>
>>51493114
>Illinois
>rare by any means
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>>51493113
How does that even happen?
>>
>>51493113
p high test
>>
>>51493113
You know she knows she will never loose that weight.
Would probably kill myself in that situation
>>
>>51493148
first time I've seen it
>>
>>51493139
Well, they tend to form their own neighborhoods, granted I live in a place with a lot of Sikhs, but the demographics still show like 65% white population here in Edmonton.

Also personally I have no issue with Asians, never really had bad experiences with them (also those asian qts).
>>
>>51493174
>panda crying next to a rose
Oh man let me grab the jergens
>>
>>51493174
4/4
>>
>>51493190
First day here? It's probably the second most common flag here second to california
>>
>>51493113
no
>>
>>51493174
>Gay stuff
>>
>>51493213
guess I just never see you guys, any way to you have all 50 states?
>>
Turk Mcgurk, post some of your cities. I'm fucking terrible at the game, and keep running my cities into the ground.

I want to look at a decent city.
>>
>>51493174
God dammit wait till I'm home for the lewd
>>
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>>51492949
>blue moon
>>
This thread is going the wrong direction.
>>
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>>51493240
As with all things I lost interest and stopped trying. Here's my country map, I have a good 30 countries I still need to put in
>>
>>51493288
nice
also this>>51493023
>>
I think we made a lot of progress today, /cum/. Same time tomorrow.
>>
>>51493309
I implore you to inhale gas, and expire
>>
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How do I get a Maria to make me tamales?
>>
new thread plz
>>
>>51493362
We can hold out for a bit longer. We don't need a new thread whenever the bump limit is reached.
>>
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Hey /cum/ hows it going
>>
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watch out for black helicopters
>>
>>51493388
working and shitposting, desu.
>>
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>CLEVELAND
AHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>51493399
Dailly reminder that you're a nerd
>>
>>51493388
PEDOPHILES OOOOOOUUUUUTTT!!!!!!

you fucks could be jailed if you were in canada
>>
>>51493450
How are you doing
>>
Her friend won't stop touching me

Send help
>>
>>51493500
Tap that ass senpai
>>
>>51493500
touch them back senpai
>>
>>51493471
Decent. Just woke up in the night crazy thirsty.
>>51493489
What is this image meant to mean to me?
>>
>>51493450
what makes you say that?
>>
>>51493500
Put your dick in her lad
>>
>>51493514
post tits
>>
>>51493500
Fuck her bud
>>
>>51493500
¿Cómo?
>>
>>51493524
Stop being disgusting dude
>>
She is 15 and I'm not doing that you perverts

She kept touching my arms

I am going back in, wish me luck
>>
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>>51493540
>>
>>51493557
>>51493557
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>>51493426
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