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Invited: Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland
oh and Estonia can come too.
EBINS X-----DDDDDDD
>>51456214
Sounds good.
>>51456214
Sweden, would you please keep your legs (boarders) closed for once in your lifetime?
>>51456214
This is /luso/ know get going now, fuck off
Invited REDtugal, Mozambique, Angola, Macauand non-weeb-Brazilians
GAY SEX
One of my great-great-great-grandfathers was a norwegian fisherman. Can I come too?
ensin /mämmi/
Normandy allowed certainly ?
>>51456368
Only if you don't put a space before your punctuation like a Frenchman
>>51456302
Fuck off eesti
>>51456424
I won't bow down to anglocück rules sorry
>tfw I will never have sex for Denmark
>>51456483
Then why speak my language?
>>51456360
Mitä?
>>51456516
I.. I don't think I typed in swedish
'sup
>>51456302
We should adopt the Eesti bros already as true nordicks instead of filthy Balts. A new Nordic flag might help, but closer political ties and cooperation are a must to make it become reality.
what's you're favorite smell's?
mine:
>own fart
>gasoline
>liquor
>>51457135
wot
they are closer to turks than to indoeuropeans
>>51457176
no fuck
we have
sames
>>51457221
Finno-Ugrics are one of the original European peoples you baka
>>51457176
1.basement-smell
2.some washing powders
3.dust and dirt
>>51456214
Why is Iceland the only Nordic country with a coat of arms that isn't dogshit? All the others are the same, lions and crowns, lions and crowns.. As if lions have EVER been native to Northern Europe. Even Estonia, I believed in you. I thought that Estonia was a noble nation, a nation that would stand for freedom and against shit unoriginal coats of arms.
But then I see THIS SHIT
>>51457500
Icelandic coat of arms looks like a school kid's doodle.
>>51457500
Don't look at us. It were the Swedish who made the 3 lions a symbol of Estonia.
>>51457500
>Icelandic coat of arms
>not shit
>>51457176
>my unwashed penis
>gasoline
>old shoes and boots
>>51457500
>his coat of arms doesn't have a mongol curved sword
>>51457500
You had plenty of time to design it in your little remote island whilst we had actual wars to fight
>>51457500
Eh, the Icelandic one isn't that good. But I agree with you, countries should be more creative with their coat of arms. It would be cool if we had a wolf or something as our symbol instead of lions
>>51457500
>says the nation that unironically used to have this as coat of arms
And I can't remember bulls being native to Iceland? As I recall, cattle in general was imported by the Norwegian settlers.
>>51457221
>muh Ural-Altaic
>everyone with agglutinative grammar is the same 4reelz!
read a book printed more recently than the 1890s please
>>51457644
Well your coat of arms originates from 1524, the Danish 1190, the Norwegian 1280, the Finnish 1580, the Icelandic 1944 all things considered the Icelandic is pretty shitty.
you guys are autistic as fuck
>>51457785
Tre kronor är äldre än 1524, ingen vet riktigt vad det ska symbolisera.
This place is even worse than the degenerate ylilauta shithole filled with underages called Mämmi
>>51456214
When are we going to unite against the muslim horde, lads?
>>51457937
Never. Blända upp, buddy.
>>51457535
>>51457568
You just say that because you aren't knowledgeable about the awesome lore behind the Icelandic coat of arms
>Iceland is protected by four great guardians who are known as the four landvættir.
>According to the Saga of King Olaf Tryggvason in Heimskringla, King Harald Bluetooth Gormsson of Denmark, intending to invade Iceland, had a wizard send his spirit out in the form of a whale to scout it out for points of vulnerability. Swimming westwards around the northern coast, the wizard saw that all the hillsides and hollows were full of landvættir, "some large and some small."
>He swam up Vopnafjörður, intending to go ashore, but a great dragon came flying down the valley toward him, followed by many snakes, insects, and lizards, all spitting poison at him. So he went back and continued around the coast westward to Eyjafjörður
>This time he was met by a great bird, so big that its wings touched the hillsides on either side, with many other birds large and small following it. Retreating again and continuing west and south, he swam into Breiðafjörður.
> There he was met by a huge bull, bellowing horribly, with many landvættir following it. He retreated again, continued south around Reykjanes, and tried to come ashore at Vikarsskeið, but there he encountered a mountain giant (bergrisi), his head higher than the hill-tops, with an iron staff in his hand and followed by many other giants (jötnar). He continued along the south coast but saw nowhere else where a longship could put in, "nothing but sands and wasteland and high waves crashing on the shores"
> The four landvættir are now regarded as the protectors of the four quarters of Iceland: the dragon (Dreki) in the east, the eagle or griffin (Gammur) in the north, the bull (Griðungur) in the west, and the giant (Bergrisi) in the south.
Versus
>Let's put a lion on it! Rawrr!
>And don't forget the crowns!
>>51457891
>t. animeposter
Hey guys, I too am Nordic, can I come too?
>>51458003
WHO IS THIS FINNISH BOY?
>>51457999
It's time to stop posting.
How many here uses snus?
Snus masterrace
>>51458003
Beats this anytime
>>51458028
Nej.
>>51458039
some fag from /mämmi/
>>51457937
If you guys help us with removing sweden yes people, then we can easily remove muslim horde.
>>51458039
He's some faggot from Porvoo who never has anything intelligent to say, posts smug_anime_face.jpg constantly, is a crossdresser and is probably Fennoswedish too.
>>51458063
Having some Goteborg rapé atm
>>51458003
>faggots
>not degenerate
Why do you have that even saved?
Come out of the closet
>>51458028
Prove it
>>51458087
Well damn he looks cute, shame not a real girl.
>>51458093
>probably Fennoswedish
Doubt that, most are buttfuck ugly.
>>51458116
shut the fuck up autist
im sorry for my retarded countrymen Iceland
school's out here in finland at this time
DANMARK VEM ÄR HON, KAN DU BERÄTTA FÖR MIG?
>>51458138
>>probably Fennoswedish
>Doubt that, most are buttfuck ugly.
Can you see the fag's face in the pic?
>>51458153
I am sorry you had to see this
Not all Finns are like this
>>51458164
When I said buttfuck ugly, I mean totally buttfuck ugly, not even body is good, jesus finland learn to read.
>>51458086
>>51458121
i have played denmark on crusader kings multiple times
i am nordic enough i think
>>51458190
Are you actually implying that body looks good? It's typical NEET faggot skinny fat tier.
>>51458063
prover at stoppe senpai, lortet odelagde min onkels tænder
>>51458162
ligner en overvægtig weeb, hold afstand af hensyn til egen sikkerhed
>>51458190
It's not like they have some genetic thing that leaves them unable to go to the gym or eat healthy.
Can we delete this thread please
it gives fuel to the autistic shitposters from ylilauta
https://strawpoll.me/6140802
>>51458204
t. Maori petrol sniffer
>>51458204
Du er kun inde, hvis du vinder hver gang
>>51458212
Looks good enough to be manhandled by me, so yes.
>>51458217
Doesn't matter, if he wants to be manhandled, let him be. I want to manhandle him...
im fat
>>51458219
>it gives fuel to the autistic shitposters
what an ironic post
>>51458219
this
>>51458215
Hon är ju söt, har du fler bilder på henne?
>>51458215
Har hort at bruge det i poser skulle være bedre for mund og heldbred. Det er ihvertfald nemmere at håndtere.
>>51458273
even my shitposts are 10x higher in qualtiy than the brainfarts you retarded faggots shit on the screen
>>51458162
Æsj. Eneste av verdi der er puppene.
>>51458250
that's abos lad, maoris just build things for us, play rugby and eat pies
>>51458252
yeah i haven't lost yet, bjorn, but the holy roman empire is pretty strong
>>51458286
aner ikke hvem det er 2bh
er hun overhovedet dansk?
>>51458219
a gift that just keeps on giving
>>51458153
>>51458164
It's all right Suomi-chan, my respect for Finns runs too deep to be corrupted. Deep in my heart, deep in my soul.
>>51456302
Thatd be a shame, estonia already has the best tricolour
>>51458153
>Schools out
>shitposting here himself
Ironic
>>51458303
Käften
>>51458313
Hon har bajsbrevat ett par gånger i /sverigetråden/ och sedan försvunnit. Så det är därför jag frågar er, och ja hon är dansk för hon hade er flagga och talade danska.
>>51458301
every single one of your posts are shit by definition because you keep on posting autistic anime cartoons you fucking cockmongling retard
>>51458358
I like them
>>51456302
I choose the third one
All of the worst shitposters come from Hesa
t.bönde
>>51458357
Kjeks, ser jo mannlig ut som faen. Kan umulig være en jente.
>>51458358
Because the ylilauta meme images are any better than the shitty cartoons
>Be Scandinavian
>Get shot
Flygus here
>>51458375
>>51456302
desu almost all of them are good
>>51458403
All the worst obsession comes from bönde
>>51458405
Haha aa, hon har bröst som en kossa och kan inte vara en tjej, haha norge på dödspatrull, häng dig.
>>51458358
I like them
>>51458357
>>51458444
>Hon har bajsbrevat ett par gånger i /sverigetråden/
I'm sorry.
Also, she probably still lurks
>>51458420
>Because the ylilauta meme images
What are they?I demand an example
>>51458375
Fourth one is the best imo because the colours remain the same, what is up in Estonia btw? Gimme news pl0x
>>51458441
I think our tricolor is good enough desu. Fuck crosses.
>>51458425
Huh, I thought Norway would be higher considering how relaxed our gun laws are.
>>51458441
I like the two on top. The rest are meh.
>>51458485
>Invited: Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland
Illiteracy truly is a problem in Lithuania
>>51458485
HAHA XD
>>51458286
>>51458357
>svarte augo
NEI
E
I
TAKK
A
K
K
Denmark is the best of theese countries. Also Emmelie de Forest is qtie. Maybe because she looks a bit slav.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG7pskhRjOI
I think you shouldnt invite Finland to these threads
>>51458501
I thought we were getting rich, but yesterday I found average wage statistics for 2014 and 2015 and it broke my heart. We're even poorer than Portugal and Greece and I thought those countries were shitholes. I don't want to live anymore.
>>51458425
Is there even anything to hunt in iceland?
>>51458553
Swedish language has gender difference and Norwegian and Danish haven't, yes?
Glad you fuckers are speaking english as it's the only language everybody here would understand.
You should have called it /brit/ OP.
>>51458567
well atm the average salary here is 1045€, and its getting bigger and bigger every year...
i hate people like you who always complain but dont understand how 3rd world tier we literally were in the 90s, and how much better everything has gotten...
>>51458554
Хopoшo
>>51458586
swedish: two genders
danish: two genders
norwegian riksmål: two genders
norwegian bokmål: either two or three genders
norwegian nynorsk: three genders
>>51458478
Inga problem, vill bara ha mer bröst bilder utav henne...
>>51458586
No, Norwegian has three genders. Danish and Swedish have two.
>>51458597
If we weren't this would just be a /scandi/ and /mämmi/ combo thread. Finnish, Icelandic and Scandi languages aren't all mutually intelligible.
>>51458597
Mów po-polsku, kurwa angielska.
Parles français, une kurwa anglaise.
Гoвopи пo-pyccки, кypвa aнглийcкaя.
>>51458567
Is it because of 2008? Great recession? That shit completely fucked us up too, macroeconomically everything is supposedly amazing here but for the average joe not so much.
What is the best and worst thing about Estonia? Here it is natural beauty and prices on everything respectively
>>51458653
der er overraskende mange kvinder på /int/
>>51458642
>>51458586
>>51458681
Bornholmsk (Danish dialect that sounds like Swedish), has three genders
>>51458642
But danish don't have men's and women's difference, I meant this.
>>51458681
Russian have threee genders too, and genders could change a sense of the word: korejec is a citizen of Korea, but korejka is a kind of meat.
>>51458714
>best thing
pic related
>worst thing
russians
>>51458553
DE ÄR INTE SVARTA, kanske mörkbruna MEN INTE SVARTA KVÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>51456214
I have a question lads.....How mutually intelligible are the various Scandinavian languages? Can you understand each other?
>>51458740
*has
блять, пocтoяннo пyтaю
>>51458726
>Bornholm
>Zienna Eve
MJǪLLNIR
J
Ǫ
L
L
N
I
R
>>51458740
Yeah russia has three, but it's a lot different from scandi languages.
>>51458760
I think Scandis can pretty much all understand each other fine.
hi :D
>>51458580
Reindeer and birds, pretty limited but it's popular.
/skandi/ is back?
Let's make this thread cute together.
>>51458804
>>51458760
Danes can understand everyone except Finns, no one can understand us though.
>>51458859
>except Finns
We were talking about scandis, family
hi :D
>>51458859
Danish looks like a better version of English. I wanna study it, but only after french and polish.
>>51458714
2008 probably stunted our growth, but we had a real estate bubble so it wasn't going to last forever anyway. In other news it's now apparent that we have 34,000 16-29 year old NEETs, which is a huge concern for the government.
The best part about Estonia is that it's remote and sparsely populated. If you don't feel like dealing with people you can easily go to places where there's no one. You can easily buy property that's far away from other people. You can see the stars everywhere outside of big cities. Our nature is very modest, nothing big ever happens here, but it's still somewhat interesting because we have so much sea. There are virtually no African or Middle Eastern immigrants. The worst part is it's boring and cold and people are much less friendly compared to more southern countries.
>>>/b/654728947
which one of you posted her here nords?
>>51458920
>our nature is very modest
i think its beautiful
>>51458918
>Tallinn is scandi, Estonia as a whole isn't
What are you hiding?
>>51458859
We can understand what danes write but not when they speak, that's when it goes all wrong.
>>51458918
I need to buy this to show it to guests
>>51456214
These symbols are so banal.
>inb4 le mudslim scum xddd
Can't say I like ours.
>>51458820
Hell, even Danskertråden is back, so I guess yeah.
>>51458791
Didn't know her kek
>>51458905
They look nothing alike senpai, learn polish first 2bh
>>51458513
loving this subtle sarcasm
>>51458425
>Finland's flag has the same dimensions as the Swedish flags
This triggers me every single time.
>>51458995
Keep shooting russians down from the sky and I might like you more. Doubtful though.
>>51459023
And the wrong colour as well.
For some reason this is really common in infographics like that.
>>51458760
I remember a study which showed that Norwegian is the most "flexible" of the Scandinavian languages, as in we understand others better by a small margin.
>>51459029
>>51458956
is the pic on left in " a cafe in talinn" ?
>>>/b/654728713
>>51458998
Polish is very closer to russian, but their verb forms and their FAST speech are very hard. Also, they have a lot of sounds that aren't exist in moder russian.
>>51458955
That's if you go to the right places at the right times. The average tourist is going to see a lot of mud, leafless trees, cold wind is going to blow and rain is going to fall sideways and they're going to think why the fuck did I come here. It's modest compared to places people usually see as beautiful. But it's beautiful to me, especially when returning from other countries.
>>51458977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-SCNGsUZIM
baserte Mads
>>51458995
>le muslim scum
>tfw halfturk and get shit for it all the time
>mfw dad is christian and we eat pork and banter about refugees
>tfw not even shitskinned
At least I'll survive the imminent nuclear fallout
>>51459085
would learn russian if I could actually apply it to something, I already speak 3 languages so, but learning more isnt bad.
>>51458757
Who's the grill around bottom right?
>>51459209
my gf desu
>>51459209
Liis Lemsalu
>>51459267
Estonian really is goofy.
>>51459165
also we don't say мoлoкo as małako. our non-stress wovels are beetwen A and O, not "A"
Just say like it write
But with ь not too simple, because in some words we're actually use it, but don't write
cнeг is actually c(ь)нeг
>>51459267
HNGH
>>51459288
All east and west slavic languages sounds to us like "weird" versions of russian that we could understand only appartly.
Southern slavic languages sound in another way, but we understand that it's a slavic speech.
>>51458760
I can understand everyone except Finns, no one understands me, all Icelandic children are given a drop of the serum in their childhood, it gives supreme understanding of all North Germanic languages and the ability to see the hidden people.
>>51458757
Why do Latvians and Lithuanians visit and move to Iceland but not Estonians? I have never seen an Estonian IRL but the former two are everywhere
>>51458920
I have heard very good things about Estonian internet speed and e-democracy. Do you have a Pirate party? Are things expensive in Estonia? Note that by expensive I mean as expensive as Iceland which is more expensive than Norway..
What is the status with weed in Estonia? Can I get it and get away with smoking it?
Is there any plan for Estonia and perhaps Baltics in general to get closer to the Nordic countries in the near future ? I would like that.
Sry4 shower of questions
>>51459267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPkSc_zs89I
You have this program too, I see.
>>51459327
>this complexity
oh god i don't even want to start, diminutive in russian words is shit and blergh and then there are some other rules too. I gave up.
swedes are faggots
>>51459428
Russian has a lot of content, but our orphography is a really weird. As a russian native speaker I would more prefer a polish-like latin like belarusian has.
Also anglotransliteration of russian seirously triggers me. We're slavs and should use a slav letters - č š ž and etc. I even had added them to my keyboard.
>>51459620
Is there more of you? And what is up with that unholy ass of yours?
>>51459409
>I have heard very good things about Estonian internet speed and e-democracy. Do you have a Pirate party?
It's one of the best things we have here in my opinion. You can take care of so many things from your home. Digital signatures are great and save paper. We also have stuff like smart carwashes now where there is no one servicing you and it's much cheaper. Self-service is common in bigger stores. I like machines, but they're only going to make us more autistic. No Pirate party and there isn't a movement to back it. Internet is free, no one cares about torrenting. When the government tried to restrict internet in 2012 with ACTA, people protested and they threw it out because of the pressure.
>Are things expensive in Estonia? Note that by expensive I mean as expensive as Iceland which is more expensive than Norway..
Things are getting much more expensive for us, but when compared to other Nordics, it's cheaper. Tallinn can be quite expensive.
>What is the status with weed in Estonia? Can I get it and get away with smoking it?
Possession of under 10 grams is decriminalized. Getting it shouldn't be a problem when you know the right people, but weed dealer and grower busts are common. Growing weed is a very bad idea. As for smoking it - no one cares unless you're particularly obnoxious.
>Is there any plan for Estonia and perhaps Baltics in general to get closer to the Nordic countries in the near future ? I would like that.
We're working on it, but it won't happen overnight. Right now I feel a bit skeptical about Nordic countries desu. They have their nice safe locations and money flooding in. I imagine for them, we'd be a nice wasteland to dump shitskins in. Also Russia bullies Estonia from time to time and I know they're not interested in getting involved with that. But Finland and Eesti are bros.
>>51459620
>>51459657
Stop enabling him, sven
>>51459620
First you attention whore on /r9k/, now here? Truly you know no bounds.
>>51459511
>We're slavs and should use a slav letters - č š ž
Wat.You have seperate letters for those sounds.
>>51459620
t. refugee near you.
>>51459366
>slavic
wtf are you talking about? estonian is an finnic language, its not part of your ugly slavic language tree
>>51459657
This is a picture of my face
>>51459700
It was just one pic oh my fucking god chill out.
Besides, the last time I posted was like a month ago so I don't know what this posts about smug animes is about.
>>51459748
You just have to understand. This is what they are running away from.
>>51459700
Sorry senpai, just wanted some more pics nothing else.
>>51459777
That's not you, sorry it's been posted many times in sverigetråden
>>51459777
The animeposter just keeps triggering the life schools of mämmi
For you sissy finnboys
>>51459777
Why does Arnold look so young in this picture?
Why are Finns so homophobic?
>>51459737
I mean that we have to write a russian word by the slavic rules, not by anglo rules
babushka - is wrong and c.ucked
babuška - is fine
>>51459805
Okay sorry it isn't me, I was trying to trick you. Sorry again.
>>51459811
Nothing wrong with the occasional cuteposting.
>>51459914
So there is no other cute pictures of you I can have?
>>51459889
not homophobic but the faggots who seek attention with their ugly bodies should just get the fuck out
>>51459932
Why are you angry? It sounds like you're one of those guys that get rejected by girls because you demand them to be whores for you.
>>51459889
because faggotry is a mental illness
Did you know that in the Viking age, there was a legal right called Finnskattur or "Finn tax"
Only one chieftain (later the King) had this right at any time. It was the right to tax Finns for no reason. Anyone could tax the Finns, but only if they had the Finnskattur. When someone new killed the previous holder of the Finnskattur, or it was inherited, all you had to do was tell the Finns that you had the Finnskattur and they would pay up.
The Finnskattur was a plot device in Egils Saga, the taxing was seemingly not hostile though, as Norsemen would help defend Finn kingdoms, and fight alongside them, Finland was much bigger then though, but the best part about having the Finnskattur was considered to be helping Finns fight as they would reward you with loot much more than you taxed them
>>51459680
>Possession of under 10 grams is decriminalised
VERY GOOD!! I might have to pay you a visit
>>51459889
Homosexuality is weakness, why would I want to be weak?
>>51459970
Uhm is there any pictures where he just shows stomach and ass?
>>51459620
>claims he is swedish and russian on /r9k/
>still posts with finnish flag
you won't escape
>>51459932
But the Swedes seem to enjoy it. It shouldn't bother you so much.
>>51459985
You should try to be more tolerant.
>>51459968
Because ugly shitposters trigger me when its constant attention whoring from people who doesnt want to see that shit
>>51460057
You sound as broken as them desu. Just take a chill pill and ignore them.
>>51460038
Because swedes are born gay
>>51460000
Those are Samis from Norway. Actual modern Finns were heavily armed and had ring forts from which to defend.
>>51460000
Fuck off kristinn
>>51460000
>VERY GOOD!! I might have to pay you a visit
You're welcome
>>51459421
yeah, my mom watches it xd
>>51460057
I see her cunny
>>51460232
Hill forts* fuck.
>>51460254
Kjafti þarna, búinn að vera með mér í skóla alla önnina, veist hvað ég heiti og hvernig ég lít út en segir aldrei hæ.. Á ég bara að labba upp að fólki að handahófi og giska hvort það sé gaurinn sem póstar líka á /int/? Nema þú sért einhver annar.
Hey Norway and Denmark, do you have equivalents of en and ett?
Like ett äpple and en katt.
>>51460232
You are probably right, just thought I'd share some stuff anyway, been reading Egils Saga recently
Hei Sweden bros, i am going to Stockholm soon, is there anyplace is Stockholm where i can buy weed?
Stomach and ass tend to be the only ones. There's a few webbums around but I won't bother posting them since hotpockets is lurking this thread.
>>51460523
The Norwegians called samis Finns, so that's probably where the confusion comes from.
HELo
whtie
friends
>>51460057
Sorry, it's fun.
>>51460000
And finns agreed to this because..?
Testing for ban
>>51460543
also how much does 1g cost in Sweden?
>>51460562
Finnar is their word anyway. It probably originally meant some non-Uralic Paleo-Lapplanders, then got transferred to Uralic Samis, and now to us.
>>51460498
Yeah. Et eple (an apple), en katt (a cat), ett hus (one house).
>>51460000
That's a very classic feudal arrangement. It's called paying tribute.
>>51460562
Yes the word is Finnar. I always thought that Finland used to be huge and split into kingdoms, then shrunk later because of Russians?
>>51460656
Tack!
>>51457500
unicorns are where it is at
>>51460543
>>51460606
I don't have much experience of buying on the street, but some immigrant-filled suburb like Farsta should be your best bet.
1g is about 100 SEK usually.
>>51460885
It's a bit more complicated than that, and it's so far back there aren't a lot of reliable records. What we do know is that there were different tribes that controlled different territories, which roughly carried over to modern day (Savo is the region held by "savolaiset" and so on). They fought each other a lot, they fought the vikings some times and they fought Novgorod once that came to be.
It might be a bit of a stretch to call them kingdoms, although sometimes Finnish tribes' leaders were referred to as kings in writings of the time. As for the size, it's more or less similar to what you see now. Finns were arguably spread more into northern Sweden/Norway and definitely further to the east, but the far north was sami territory.
tl;dr not a lot of records from back then
>>51460885
It's hard to say what they meant by Finland and Kvenland at that time, but linguistically we can define several different groups in the north Baltics, south Finland and west Russia.
>>51461210
>>51461164
Thanks for the info, Finnland, Kvenland and one other one were the "kingdoms" I read about
>>51461132
>what are the royal arms of scotland
>>51460942
Also have ei for female gendered words (ei mor)
>>51458425
>italy
>>51461164
Savo is a recent mix of Karelians and Tavastians. Vepsians also didn't exist until towards 1000 AD.
>>51461329
Karelians was the third one, in Egils Saga, Þórólfur Kveldúlfsson helped the king of Kvenland defend against Karelians, the name was different in Icelandic but i'm 80% sure it was Karelians
>>51461452
Karelian might have just been a term in broad terms to describe all Finns from modern Finland, I don't know. Because we see even here that west Finns used to call east Finns Russians and east Finns used to call west Finns Swedes, so you cannot take these meanings literally.
iceland's a joke lol
>>51461705
Nice proxy
>>51461629
Confusing..
>>51461705
What is it about Iceland that makes it a joke, more so than other countries? Is it the impossibly high quality of Icelandic posts on /int/?
indre /skandi/ tråd
SKRIV PÅ SVENSK/NORSIK/DANSK ELLER GÅ HJEM
>>51461868
The independence of a Norwegian colony? Are we meant to consider Svalbard equals too?
>>51461885
Finland er ganske basert da sdm fåvæ
>>51461885
Hver hleypti þessu pakki hingað inn?
>Danir að rífa kjaft um tungumál
>>51461931
Cossacks imorgon, blir segt för oss nu när Danmark har blivit så mycket rikare och starkare.
>>51461931
Still fewer holdings than in Francia or Byz.
>>51461923
We saw Iceland as our equals when they were under us. Only Denmark considered them to be colony worthy.
>>51461923
1.5/10 banter
Maybe you meant for it to be so incredibly retarded that it would wind up being quality bantz, but the risk didn't pay off, set a higher standard for yourself
>>51462002
>EU4
pleb spill fåvæ. holder meg til ck2, vic2 og darkest hour
>>51462020
Implying that is a finished game
>>51457686
Is that thing on the left sheep - moose hybrid?
I hate Denmark so much.
b4 you all say no, there will be
>no free migration
>>51462130
hvorfor?
>>51462090
Iceland has a population of 323 002. This wouldn't even be considered a city in most parts of the world.
>>51462092
>EU4
>Plebjiare än kung-simulatorn CK2
Garv
Måste ta en paus från Monsterjägare X, orkar inte sitta och snöa in på HoI
>>51462130
Wow rude
>>51457999
>There he was met by a huge bull
What kind of "bull" huh?
>>51461743
I always wondered why the Icelandics and Faroerise are the only manly scandis and germanics as a whole? Is it the different climate?
>>51462092
Wasn't implying it's finished, just highlighting how shitty northern land is.
>>51462144
>Official language
>Russian
>>51462144
>en svenske prover å samle Norden med Sverige som ledende land i unionen
vi har provd dette for, det fungerer bare ikke.
>>51462130
>I hate Denmark so much.
Agreed.
They should pay for what they have done to the noble West Nordic peoples.
>>51462338
I agree. We West Nords have been persecuted fo too long
>>51462338
Hablo ævila de vasti?
>>51462301
Sverige har inte varit ledande i en Nordisk union. Danmark ledde Kalmar-unionen, som var en monarkisk diktatur på 1300-talet.
Personligen tycker jag det vore rimligt om Svenskar inte fick rösträtt (alls) i unionen, och inte heller hade rätt att flytta till någon annat unions-land utan visum. De är däremot viktiga för att binda ihop den östra/södra halvan (Danmark, Finland, Estland), med den västra/norra.
>>51462338
We're already twice as rich, but I agree.
>>51462373
But you're a filthy eastern """Norseman""", just like the Danes.
>>51462422
No! No! Västergötland is West Nordic
>>51462422
Who suffered at the hands of Danish tyranny more than Swedes?
>>51462144
oh my, this is shit
>>51462475
By that logic, you should pay us for always chimping out in our land.
>>51462338
Þessi, ef ég er hreinskilin
>>51462475
Norway and Iceland
Probably Estonia too
>>51462168
>muh population
Oh man, feels bad having to distribute national resources between fewer people, having barely any traffic and almost never having to wait in line. I wish I was in Bangladesh, I just can't live with this low population..
>>51462475
We did, until 1814.
>>51462514
It's not like we actually wanted Norway, b-baka. We were just on rebound after losing Finland.
>>51462525
I don't remember Iceland protecting Europe from the Russian and Polish hordes when Denmark stabbed them in the back.
>>51462475
Literally everyone else they interacted with
>>51462461
Only part of it
best nordics cunts
1)finland
2)norway
3)denmark
4)iceland
900000000000000000000000000000005. sweden
>>51462568
Om du legger til de andre områdene som Norge hadde på de britiske oyene i vikingtiden + vinland, så kanskje.
>>51462604
Best north american countries:
1. USA
2. Mexico
>>51462576
First of all, stop role-playing countries
Second, Denmark was allied with Russia before the war, so they did not stab anyone in the back. Denmark is not obligated to fight with Sweden because, "hurr muh nordic unity durr"
>>51462568
Maybe if the only official language is Finnish and we get all the political power.
Why would you ever choose to have a minority vote in how your country is run?
Hoi zijn we al noordelijk? Gelieve vlug te antwoorden m.v.g. anoon
>>51462604
1)RUSSIA
2)RUSSIA
3)RUSSIA
4)FINLAND
>>51462591
No. More than that
>>51462624
>Mexico
>Nord-amerika
svensk utdanning :^)
>>51462546
Not only us, but our clay too. Because of Denmark, Greenland went extinct and Iceland suffered great loss because Denmark refused them trade, and even let them become slaves in the hands of random raiders. At least we had use for our colonies.
>>51462422
Mälaren Norse best Norse.
https://lup.lub.lu.se/search/publication/3461261
>>51462604
Real list:
1. Ísland
2. Föroyar
3. Norge
(This is where Finland would go if you counted it)
4. Sverige
5. Danmork
>>51462625
You seem to be under the false impression this happened only once. Two seconds after sweden turned its attention elsewhere, skåne was occupied.
>>51462568
SCOTLAND INCLUDED
>>51456214
Why do Nordics like Estonia
The only remarkable thing they've done is Skype
>>51462681
>"Central" America
>"Central" Europe
Polish diaspora located
>>51462708
wouldnt have it any other way senpai
>>51462689
Island og Gronland var ikke kolonier, men likestilte med resten av Norge.
>>51462716
Skype is actually complete shit
>>51462568
>Pomerania
>>51462695
>(This is where Finland would go if you counted it)
?
>>51462716
They're our cheap booze bros
>>51462716
Only Finns like them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CgKJTNU4lQ
Nobody else cares about them, or even know who they are.
>>51462733
Da må du i så fall ta med Guatemala, Honduras, Cuba etc.... i Nord-Amerika, eller eventuelt kutte opp regionen i to. Kan du eventuelt vise meg hvordan du ville ha delt det opp på et kart? Ser ikke helt hvordan det skal deles opp på en naturlig måte
>>51462739
De hadde jo blitt egne nasjoner för vi tok dem tilbake, men ja, de var vel ikke akkurat kolonier.
>>51462708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>>51462620
>han vill ha jänkare med
varför
>>51462634
But you like the EU? Why not a slightly tighter knit EU with a nordic currency etc? The EU is shit anyway.
How similar are Finnish and Estonian? Are you guys capable of understanding each other on some level?
>>51462762
Some people don't consider Nordic. I'm on the fence about it myself.
>>51462846
>But you like the EU?
No I don't. Fuck the EU. We only joined to distance ourselves from Russia.
>>51462859
Estonian sounds like drunk Finnish. Finns think Estonians sound funny and adorable, Estonians think Finns sound regal.
Yes, they're both more or less mutually intelligable.
>>51462846
For å sivilisere dem.
>>51462867
I think you're confusing the terms nordic and scandinavian.
>>51462859
Estonian is like spurdo Finnish. We can't understand each other but it would be easy enough to learn.
>>51462867
Don't be, they're Baltic and Russian. The Swedish Estonians were historically a big part of their society, but they all migrated to Sweden during WW2 and the cold war.
It's a shame what Russia did, but then we'd have to consider karelians nordic too and that's just not happening.
>>51462846
>Why not a slightly tighter knit EU with a nordic currency etc? The EU is shit anyway.
Pretty much this
>>51462897
So, if you dislike the EU, why wouldn't you want to replace it with a NU?
>>51462924
No I'm not. Scandinavia is Sweden, Denmark, Norway, and Finland. The Nordic countries are Iceland, Denmark (+Faroe Islands), Sweden, and Norway. Nordic is ethnolinguistic, though many argue that it isn't.
Hvem /anime/ her?
>>51462970
Because danes are insufferable.
>>51462970
Why have either? Sure, a NU would be less shit, but it wouldn't really amount to much in the end of the day.
>>51458955
>Lighthouse is drunk
kek
>>51462859
estonian sounds like finnish but it's actually just noise
>>51462917
leave the thread please
>>51462929
>but then we'd have to consider karelians nordic too and that's just not happening
Can you explain that? Why Karelians specifically? They're just one of the many tribes of Finns.
>>51462970
>replacing shit with other flavour of shit
>>51463000
I'm pretty sure you are m80.
>>51463000
Pro tip: Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.
Never has been and never will be.
>>51463000
>Finland
So close, yet so far
>>51463002
I just started watching anime yesterday and now I finally understand the appeal of being a weeb.
Yuru Yuri a best.
Do mainland Scandinavians seriously believe that the D*nes fucked anyone over more than Iceland? They, and the Mist Hardships are the reason only 330.000 people live in Iceland today, population scientists have calculated that were it not for massive deaths of Icelandic slaves under Denmark, the current population of Iceland would exceed 1.5 million. Note also that it took the Nazi warmachine steamrolling Denmark for Iceland to gain independence, despite 200 years of the nationalist movement in Iceland and everyone wanting independence. They would not let go.
>>51463038
Province so raped by Russia even Finland didn't want it back. I'm sure there are plenty of nordics living in st.petersburg but they're russian now.
>>51463092
I think you're a bit confused. Karelians live in Finland. You're talking about "east karelians" (Russians).
>>51463028
"No"
I've gotta go to work soon anyway but I'll periodically post here, just for you
>>51463082
They're delusional m8, always have been
>>51463061
>I just started watching anime yesterday
It's generally advised to have watched atleast 40 shows before even talking about anime
Have fun, I wish I could watch some of my favorite shows blind again
>>51463082
Nobody believes that. The only ones who deny Danish warcrimes are Danes themselves. If only the plague hadn't fucked Norway over, we would still have been thriving enough to continue being a country of our own, and thriving enough to properly take care of our lands.
>>51463179
>a yank calling others delusional
>>51463002
Ud, ud, ud af mit land
>>51463140
this
The majority of the population is on suicide watch, are largely uneducated, and those few who don't kill themselves just keep drinking.
>>51463082
>Steamrolled
We didn't even resist, we made sure we survived by letting them occupy us.
>>51463227
I've spent the better part of a decade saving cute moe reaction images onto my computer, does that count?
>>51463276
>We didn't even resist, we made sure we survived by letting them occupy us.
for noen hanreier dere dansker er.
>>51463082
It's time you join the Fylkisflokkurin so that you can be safe again, little son<3
>>51463082
What did we even do to you?
Have you been our colony our something?
>>51463276
You did actually resist, but with like most nations who tried, it was futile. Still, less than a day is pretty pathetic senpai.
>>51463316
>>51463362
At least we didn't end up like Poland 2bh
We didnt resist because we were reduced to a micro-nation with no military power from the impact of the war in 1864.
Not like we could stop one of the largest military powers at the time.
You can blame us all you want in your safe mountain huts, but we were direct neighbors with them and they had easy access from the sea.
Every fucking time these threads spirals toward Finland and Estland it dies.
>>51463092
Karelians have assimilated heavily into northern, central and to a limited degree southern ostrobothnian Finns. They are actually genetically more western than Savonians.
Most modern Finns have Karelian in them.
>>51463525
tfw swedes imported superior finnish items
>>51462693
>>51458485
truly yli tier
>>51463525
If you just switched Finnish with Swedish and getting subjucated by muslims, it would be an accurate representation of Sweden today.
>>51463334
It's time that D*nes pay reparations and Norwegians return Jan Mayen.
>>51463569
Sorry, but the area around Mälaren was the shittiest part of Sweden for quite some times. Västergötland and Östergötland was the medieval center of Sweden. And they are guaranteed Finn-free
>>51463658
Götaland isn't Sweden, they are Goths. Lel.
>>51463690
Goths+Finns=Swedes
>>51463650
How can we pay reparations when we didn't destroy anything of yours to begin with? :^)
>>51463650
WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?!?!?!?!
>>51463726
You destroyed their reason to live
>>51463256
Jeg har aldrig forstået folk der hader anime på 4chan
Hvad fuck laver I her?
>>51463650
>>51463726
Danes only destroyed what belonged to Norway, the icelandic people, so the Danes should actually pay us reparations, and Iceland should willingly come home to us again (Fylkisflokkurin)
>>51463713
You're right. Rurik carried "germanic" N1c which branched off of a male line originally living either in Finland or Estonia.
>>51463285
It's a start, but you need to watch those shows onee-chan
>>51463763
topbanter m8
>>51463726
>>51463760
See, the Danes are the Japs of the north. They don't even know about their horrific past, because they were never even taught about it. Truly saddening.
>>51463796
>next up - on ancient finns
>>51463796
What did they ever have a body of him to take y dna sample from?
>>51463002
Enighet genom anime
>>51463883
Most of the royal descedants of him carried a specific subclade of N1c, while the rest of the descendants were some random haplogroups, so they concluded that he was most likely N1c and the rest were recent "contaminations".
>>51463726
>>51463760
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vistarband
>>51463002
Foretrekker manga.
>>51464001
How do they know N1c is from Rurik and not another ancestor? A person has more than one ancestor you know
>>51464069
Y-DNA passes only from father to son.
It has to be a very successful male line for one specific branch that's only found in Sweden and West Finland to be that prevalent.
>>51464109
So Rurik was a Fenno-Swede then? Interesting... Doubt he was a Finn though. They still thought horses were large dogs and most had never seen a house before at the time Rurik was alive
>>51464046
visuelle romaner sdm
>sweden in charge of upholding their culture
>Today there are 144 poor man statues and one poor woman statue in Finland, while Sweden has only nine known ones left.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_man_statue
>>51464325
Remind me, who made Finland Christian again? :^)
>>51464329
I don't hate that people post their anime shit, but still - This tbqh.
>>51464329
jeg tror det er du som bor dra deg >>>/ut/
>>51464400
Sven, when are we going to unite our great countries and send all the shitskins to Finland and see how they can handle the tough reality without the christianity which they got from Sweden?
>>51464456
I am working on it! I have made brochures about how great Finland is that I hand out to asylum seekers
>>51464400
Väinämöinen will return.
>>51464013
>contract
>only viable for a year
This is basically rich Icelanders hiring poor landless Icelanders
Cry about "muh imperialism" somewhere else
>>51464519
And I have switched the signs along the russian boarder, Norway sign with the Finland sign. They all think they're heading to Norway, but they're not.
>>51464580
Why the fuck does the swedish soldier look like a fucking balkan?
bra jobba svensker, m-muh innvandring odelegger alt!!!!1!!!
http://www.scb.se/en_/Finding-statistics/Statistics-by-subject-area/National-Accounts/National-Accounts/National-Accounts-quarterly-and-annual-estimates/Aktuell-Pong/22918/Behallare-for-Press/396340/
>>51464645
Blända upp
>>51464566
>tfw based danish-norwegian army invented winter warriors with skis (norwegian soldiers only tho)
We are truly a great team when you don't have your drinking straw into our economy.
>>51464645
Blända upp
>norway will never ever ever ever get bohuslän back
dod tråd
dode land
dod nettside
dod alt
>>51464840
STOP ITTTTT
You don't have to be so mean.
Is Goteborg part of bohuslån, or did our clay go far enough that it would be part of our land, btw?
>>51464893
Göteborg is Västergötland
>>51464972
Are there any based cities or places in bohuslån?
>>51464893
Göteborg var akkurat unna både norsk rekkevidde og dansk rekkevidde.
>>51465020
Kungshamn-Smögen
Strömstad
Kosteröarna
Väderöarna
Lysekil
Fiskebäckskil
Just at the top of my head
If you like animals. there's Nordens ark. They have manul cats
>>51464840
Båhuslen is full of swedes, we don't want it. Gib Jemtland and Herjedalen instead.
>>51463788
>Didn't know about it before
>Glimpse Wiki page
>Think you know about it
The Danish crown owned everything, people were taxed to oblivion, trade with anyone else than the Danish crown was forbidden, disease and famine were standard, Icelanders were serfs, 2nd class citizens, it was not illegal for an agent of the Danish crown to beat, rape or kill them.. The whole situation was absolutely horrible. If you think it was just some small thing and I am exaggerating you are wrong.
The best resource I can recommend is a documentary that is on YouTube called "Trúin á moldina" that takes historical accounts of Icelanders in serfdom.
Some hundreds died every year being forced to march across the Icelandic desert in winter without supplies just to slave more, this was the most common cause of death along with starvation, the population was at the time only in the tens of thousands mind you, and it stayed low because Icelanders were slaves in a rigged economic system with no escape, no hope to grow, to build up the society..
Documentary http://www.jonfr.com/?p=7922
>>51465143
But... It's shit. Are you sure?
>>51465188
Yes. Absolutely.
>>51465174
Yeah, I know man. Why so serious?
>>51463856
Not even a lie
we learnt nothing about this if its true :^)
>>51465335
Misquoted.
>>51465174
Was for>>51464566
>>51465156
Har du overhovedet læst hans post?
Btw, since this is a relevant thread in which to post it; I made this a long while back. The Greenlander I made from scratch tbqh, because I couldn't find one existing already.
>>51465423
Danes not knowing what they did shows just how arrogant they can be about their history tbqh.
>>51465436
Well done Anon
Remember, all OC you make helps the cause
Saved :^)
>>51465571
The full size of the greenlander. I assume any who collect these have all the others already.
>>51465436
Hvorfor har danmark ikke en polandball men bare et skjold?
>>51465654
I don't know, I only made the greenlander, all the others I have collected.
>>51465436
Pretty good but
>no Beesti
>>51466389
Sigh.
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