Why do Americans hate surprises so much?
How am I supposed to host a surprise party for an American if they freak out?
Getting real sick of your shit, Aus.
If you surprise an american you will get shoot
>host surprise party
>the surprised person takes out his rifle and shoots everyone before he can assess the situation
That's why
>>51445667
>host party in favela
>die because tin shack was overcrowded and rolled down a hill
>>51445637
>>51445667
Crikey
>>51445613
>11 KB
Are you fucking kidding me?!
>>51445835
>835KB
Calm your eggs mate
>>51445613
Why do Australians hate video games and internet so much?
How am I supposed to play video games with an Australian if they can't even play Hotline Miami 2?
>>51445613
Just hang pictures of guns and burgers.
Those have a calming effect on us.
>>51446310
Should the pictures be fried in batter?
>>51446310
No that will cause a comatose condition.
Why do Australians hate Gta V so much? So much so, you guys banned it because
>MUH FEELINGS
>>51445690
>die because it was shot up by the BOPE
>>51446360
No fuckin way. Is GTA V really banned in cuntland?
>>51446464
Yeah. They banned it, because it hurt their feelings
CANT MAKE UP
>>51446535
Actually that was just one (chain of) store(s). The game itself is available over there. Just not from that store.
>>51446362
>>51446464
>>51446535
not to my knowledge. myself and most of my mates have a copy.
>>51446535
>CANT MAKE UP
>is literally making it up
Are you even trying?
Well you try being suprised when you are 200kg+. Heart attacks are no joke
>>51446464
Nope, only in one Target. They can't legally obtain Hotline Miami 2 though
>meet american tourist
>give him a kinder surprise
>he almost falls into a diabetic coma + heart attack
he was pretty spooked
>>51449276
>They can't legally obtain Hotline Miami 2 though
As long as you can get the game through a means other than digital distrubution, this is not even an issue. Yeah, it's dumb that our country bans videogames, no getting around that. But for physical copies of games it's pure lip service.
>>51446360
>Why do Australians hate Gta V so much?
It's a shit game. Blandest GTA made so far.
>>51450060
GTA London was pretty meh, desu.
>>51446360
But we didn't ban it.
