>He didn't side with the Stormcloaks
How keked can you be?
>siding with Thalmorkeks
>>51435639
the stormcloaks were the kek choice
>he didn't joined Kaathe
How keked can you be?
>He sided with the orcs
>stormkeks
>>51435639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmFWIvLo1zo
>>51435639
>Skyrim
I want reddit to leave
>>51435938
>alliankeks
>>51435639
>being a teenager
>feeling lots of angst
>join le edgy stormcloaks
>>51435639
>he takes sides in petty political skirmishes
>he threw her ring into trash
I strongly recommend committing sakura
>Siding with the stormkeks
>Weakening humanity by fracturing it and allowing the Thalmor to subjugate both the Empire and Skyrim with ease
I can't tell if OP's retarded or if he's a filthy mer sympathizer.
>>51435639
Stormkeks are just another Thalmor plan
>>51440478
>implying the stormkeks didn't go full blitzkrieg on skyrim, unifying the nords and beginning a holocaust on all non-humans
>>51441269
...and then get steamrolled, just like the nazis.
>>51441479
Nope.
Independent Nords and Redguards admire one another for being the only nations with the courage to unite against the Dominion and the Empire, they form a military coalition against the Dominion and drive those pointy-eared bastards back to their island.
Empire loses all status with other nations, loses all real power, is invaded by all its neighbors. Then all Tamriel becomes a battlefield between the Dominion and a Coalition of all other races against them.
Empire gets keked, everyone's happy.
>>51441980
>american not knowing about 'divide and conquer' tactics used by thalmor
uneducated swine pls
>>51441126
The plan goes to a clusterfuck when Stormcloaks actually win the war. WITH a dragonborn who is a puppet of the library demon octopus.
>>51441126
Literally everything is a thalmor plan
They have their hands in every pot
>hurrrrrr durrrrrr a tiny country cant defend itself against larger foreign agressors
>what is ireland
>what is vietnam
>what is every guerrilla war of all time
i want empirekeks to leave
>siding with literal barbarians instead of a glorious, unified human empire
>can't kick the shit out of both empire and stormkeks on your authority as dragonborn
You're literally a fucking incarnation of Alduin, why the shit wouldn't you have the claim to the throne of the empire?
I imagine everyone in the empire would see you as more legitimate successor to Martin Septim than some random faggot literally who dynasty.
>he sided with the railroad
I bet you fags also watched the jessica jones kek scenes 4 times.
>>51442986
>muh civilization
>muh one empire, le human empire :)
neither of these are good things
we will see who is right and who is wrong in TES 6, unless the story is before everything from past games.
>>51435639
>fights for the right to worship Talos
>and abandoning the empire he founded in its time off need
Nah, they're cunts
>>51435639
The only "Not getting kekked" choice would have been to destroy the Stormcloaks, the Northern Imperial Occupation and the Thalmor altogether. But it is not a written option.
Todd likes to watch us getting fucked in the ass doesn't he.
>>51444934
Wouldn't that just leave a power vaccuum in skyrim? The Jarls would have 'municipal' control but no one one would be calling the shots region wide.
>>51435639
>ditch the Empire and the Concordat doesn't apply to Skyrim
>the elves come and completely wreck the Nords and obliterate the most diehard of Talos worshipers in Tamriel
>making it even easier for the Thalmor to fuck up reality
For the Nords, yeah.
>>51443372
Fable 3
Nice
I sided with the Empire so I could claim the throne, conquer the Thalmor, then set sail for Akavir.
>>51444934
Would have been nice to have a "yesman" route.
You go around to the different cities gaining support(or not) and get the choice of becoming high king yourself or choosing someone else. But no, we either get retarded ulfric or retarded tulius.
If you think about it, the stormcloak rebellion would can be compared to European people rising up against USA and it's puppet Merkel. So if you pick Empire's side (European union) you yourself, area cück.
>>51436251
All of this can be easily refuted.
And by the way, the choice between the empire and stormcloaks is shit in this game. Because it only goes so far. Skyrim is rushed and unfinished.
