National origins thread
>having ancestors of one more than one nationality
>>51425734
Wheres the template?
>>51425734
oy vey
>>51425859
here
>>51425734
>>51426097
Is a countryman a farmer?
>>51426284
Yes
plebs
>>51426233
>>51426300
>>51426402
Lots of Femanons on
hmmmm...
>>51426233
t. pajeeta
>>51426402
Threadly reminder that your eyes are brown.
>>51426470
and...? we're the same in every heritage thread
>>51426524
*priya
come on canada at least try
pls no bully
>>51426461
>no italian heritage
You are the pleb
>>51426600
I've only just got round to doing one of the chart things and never noticed it before tbf.
>>51426402
>Araragi
Good taste
>>51426300
oh yes I know you
you look a tiny bit like the gyllenhaal
>>51426680
y-you too
>>51426663
>no Italian heritage
God it feels good to be white.
>>51426610
>blonde mother
>brunette father
>ginger child
>>51426684
eye <3 u
>>51426720
Have some cute thighs
>>51426752
Why? It's a recessive gene.
>>51426772
>>51426830
i was just memeing with you lad
>>51425734
British side = posh af
French side : poor peasants and labourers
>>51426969
What's that french side ? I don't recognize the flag pêh
>>51425734
>>51425820
Did your ancestors just pop into existence one day?
I'm a mutt.
Mostly German/Scottish/British but my family's been here since before the revolution on both sides. Lots of mixing, so I included my 23andme.
>>51427100
>americans and their heritage
you cannot make this shit up
>>51427041
Normandie
>>51425734
>>51426610
>>51427055
>>51427100
The seed is strong.
>look guises! look how inbred I am!
>wow anon, such inbredness! I surely wish I was you, anon
This situation is so hilarious that you couldn't make up a hypothetical situation that's funnier or dumber.
>INBRED PRIDE: THE THREAD
>>51427626
>inbred
Do you know what that word means?
>>51426969
>posh rich British man marrying a cute impoverished French girl from the countryside
literally my fetish
>tfw <0.1% sub-saharan
>tfw dad also has <0.1% East Asian/native American
I guess that's what being in America since pre-colonial times does to you.
Also 5% jewish.
Can I claim I'm quad-racial?
>>51427993
>I guess that's what being in America since pre-colonial times does to you.
Are you an viking? xDDDD
>>51427993
>tfw 0.1% African
>tfw my mom did it too and no African
>tfw slave-fucking on my dad's side
>>51428069
No, Jamestown/mayflower n shit
>>51427993
>not native American
>been there since pre-colonial times
Good afternoon!
>>51428161
Pre-colonial doesn't mean injuns running wild throughout the land
Pre-colonial means we was pilgrimz and settlers n shit
>>51427993
>claim minority status
>tell people to check their privilege
>>51428219
that's still the colonies mate
>>51428192
LONDON
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>my Uni had an event where some DNA scientist nerds let people have a go on their thing which was effectively 23andme but without all the fancy graphics
>thought, fuck it, could be interesting, although i was convinced i would be fully british islander
>week later they came back so we could collect the results after the samples had been analysed
>i have a rather large North African, Berber admixture, also jewish
wtf lads
>>51428233
We're pilgrims colonials?
And shit like Jamestown, that was under the crown's authority but it was still before any of the 13 colonies were around. A colony, sure, but I'm pretty sure most people think of pre-revolutionary war America and not that far back.
>>51428192
>Political science
>>51426233
literally you except male and getting into pharmacy
too lazy to actually make my own. but yeah, the east pakistan shit from my dad's side and everything lines up with my own family as well
>>51428370
>The Jamestown[1] settlement in the Colony of Virginia was the first permanent English settlement in the Americas.
Anon, this is all just common knowledge. The settlers of the colonies were pilgrims.
>>51428370
they were still technically colonies but not the "13 colonies". so depends on how you see it i guess
>>51428553
hello bhai
>>51426461
How did he give himself a couple of heart attacks?
>>51426643
Sorry to hear about your dad m8
>>51428581
I acknowledged it was from the crown m8
Oh well. It doesn't matter. Point is, I have roots here going back a long fucking time and as a result have absorbed some DNA from the locals.
>>51427626
literally what the fuck are you on about
Too lazy to describe everyone 2bh
>>51428297
E-eventually.
>>51428406
Pls, it's not that bad.
>>51428974
>E-eventually.
>there might one day be a girl in London
>>51429100
a-are there no girls in london now?
>>51429279
Sauce
>>51429181
I'm always surprised how many yuropoors end up having significant non-european ancestry
>>51429279
All been raped and murdered by pakis desu
>>51426461
Your dad visit 4chan too?
>>51429181
>weeaboo granddad
???
>>51429407
it's a gif that's been around the internet for a while but it's originally from this video (warning: loud and annoying): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77WTaj69E2A&t=1m16s
>>51429542
RIP in peace
>>51429100
Hopefully one day.
>>51429279
No.
>>51429628
knows fluent japanese, basically started dating my grandma because she looked asian
they fell in love later, it's depressing how much they love each other
>>51428974
why do so many grills do pol sci/int relat?
>>51429527
I guess those people are more inclined to post.
I think me and all the ones like me who have mono-national heritage the last few generations don't post because seeing 20 Swedish/Finnish/German/whatever flags time and time again is not very interesting.
who /brokenhome/ here?
>>51430043
You are almost literally Hitler.
>customs officer
Can't make this shit up.
>tfw have darker skin than my full shitskin cousins
fuck my shit up faM
>>51429906
It's a breeding ground for SJW and an easy basket weaving course with no real world application except for 1% who want to be lawyers and can actually get in.
>>51430043
>father is an alcoholic conspiracy theorist who thinks the queen is a reptililian jew
>mother stays with him because she thinks me and my siblings need a father
>currently in process of divorcing him
T H A N K
F
U
C
K
>>51430043
Mein Fuhrer
>>51429906
No clue. I enjoy the IR banter. But in my school it's about 70/30 male to female.
>>51430168
>implying those people aren't doing a womyn studies major
I thinks all mexicans are aryans desu senpai
>>51430189
better be fucking grateful. Shit started to down when father left
>>51430210
>>51430117
never thought of it that way. Maybe I really am destined for a greater cause
>>51430043
I can't even fill half my template because I don't know. Too many generations of single moms.
desu senpai
>>51430244
>in my school it's about 70/30 male to female.
I've only met one guy who studies it, the rest were female.
Do they have a wide-range of views or is it just "wew iraq was bad, never into nationalism"
>>51430302
My brother and I are adults, youngest brother and sister are both teenagers. Mother is pretty great.
Getting him out of the house was probably the best decision of her life.
>>51430168
>tfw want to do international relations because genuinely interested and want to join military as an officer
>tfw thinking about saying "fuck it" and just studying economics because it's less shit
>>51430358
senpai desu
>>51430392
I suppose it just depends on the location and school, and what not.
Actually a wide range, which is surprising. Not a bunch of SJW liberals, which, yes is a big part, but is not the majority.
>>51430358
desu
Tbh senpai
>>51430121
skin color genetics are weird desu
>>51426402
warning: this poster is just a delusional gay ass anime fag
>>51430043
>who /brokenhome/ here?
I've never even met my grandparents, I have no idea where my family comes from beyond my parents.
>>51430121
I have lighter skin than all of my white family 2bhwu
My sister is brown though
>>51428632
Eating too much fried food and drinking too much whisky. He is skinny as fuck but still.
As you can see his dad survived until almost 100 and his brothers are in very good shape despite being in their 60s and 70s. It certainly wasn't a genetic thing considering longevity and good health runs in the family.
>>51429581
I don't think he has found /pol/ yet. Although he was watching Hellstorm recently.
>>51425734
>>51425898
Stop raping horses
At least, we don't need big place for family meeting.
Can't be arsed to make that, so dad sides all English, mother is half Scot half Irish.
Had a genetic test (did biology at uni), told I have traces of German and Welsh. The latter rather depressed me, fucking Welsh.
>>51431431
>mother is half Scot half Irish.
Best combination.
>>51431675
She is would kill to protect/10
muh ancestry
>>51432081
>welsh
im sorry
The only thing that calms me down is that all my Tartar ancestors were atheists (not muzzies). Me, my parents and grandparents were the youngest children in family so despites I am under 30, most of my great grandparents were born in XIX century.
>>51433192
Peasant isn't really a job desu
>>51433290
And how do you call a villager living in pre-industrial society with subsistence economy, who raise crops and small amount of livestock, like one cow, to feed himself? It's not a farmer, I guess.
>>51433799
Fair enough, peasant fits
>tfw adopted
>Brown eyes brown hair
>never know if im truly white
>>51433192
what flag is that?
>>51437034
mongol nvm
>>51430515
Did I know you? Because I'm not delusional or gay but sure anime fag
pure spic descent !!
also the brazilian great-grandad have a galician surname so....
Sure, why not.
A-am I white, /int/?
Also, here's the superior template.
>>51426233
>>51426402
qt
>>51426643
What flag is that? Don't recognize, sorry.
>>51427055
Your great-grandpa sounds a lot like mine, haha.
>>51429181
Very interesting heritage. How can she be Jewish in Poland but also very /pol/?
>>51426615
post feet
>>51430043
>f1 mechanic
where did that come from?
>>51426615
I know a Priya. Do you do Indian dance, use Tumblr, and come from a Brahmin family?
>>51445439
Pretty cool desu.
>>51430392
Do Econ/International Relations. You'll come out infinitely more competent than most Poli Sci morons.
>>51445481
my name isn't actually priya, it's just the generic equivalent of pajeet
your description matches almost all the indian girls i know kek
>tfw no qt shitskin /int/ gf to marry for visa purposes who then falls in love with you
Stop it lads, you're just making it worse
R8 M8
here
>>51445634
Lel, having so many paki women there that you can buy I don't understand why are you single
Contacting my cousins and great aunts/uncles for more pics
Canadian Flag on my dad's side is Quebecan. My mom's side it means New Brunswick.
British Flag is present day Ireland.
American Flag didn't want to add in stars, might do that later. Rule of thumb
Me, parents, Mom's mom are all california
Dad's Dad's Dad is all Texas, further back kentucky and missouri.
Dad's Dad's Mom is texas for 2 generations, then Kentucky and further back virginia. Most of my Dad's Dad's Mom family are those old Virginian families you hear about.
Mom's Dad's Dad is all Maine.
Mom's Dad's Mom is Tennessee and varies otherwise.
Mom's Mom's parents are Illinois, Kansas and Ohio.
Mom's Mom's Dad's Dad was born a Prussian citizen but his parents were born in a modern German providence that was under French Control. He was born in same providence but under Prussian control.
>>51445298
Zambian (Mother and I), Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland (Father), Northern Rhodesian (Grandparents), and Rhodesia under company rule (Great-Grandparents). Oddly enough, all the same plot of land more or less
>>51425734
>mother makes a cracking leg of lamb
>father is still alive
Roald Dahl would like a word with you
>>51446160
salte mi paÃs
>>51445673
We are full I'm afraid.
How do you guys know what your great-grandparents did? I don't even know my grandparents.
>>51452040
>I don't even know my grandparents
What happened?
>implying I have non-Slovene ancestors
>>51452530
They just died very early (when my parents were kids) and no one gave me proper info about them.
>>51452872
Same but with American flag as far back as I can tell. Feels good to be a true and proper American instead of a parasitic immigrant.
>>51453331
>cancer
I feel you bro. What stage?
From Dundee
>tfw parents, grandparents and great-grandparents all the same nationality as me
>tfw they all had boring jobs or I know almost nothing about them
>>51453440
Mother
Fucking
Gingers
>>51425734
>Britains so fucking pathetically dirt fucking poor their Grandparents are still working
>>51454022
kek, what about them?
>>51454107
Spawn of Satan, unholy creatures of the void, corruption spreading God mocking abominations.
>>51450584
What do you/does your family think about Northern and Southern Rhodesia? Just out of curiosity
>>51453992
Exactly me t.bh
>>51454136
..did I say Chief..
I meant to write "Chef" of the gestapo
>>51430121
Your dad is pathetic.
>>51426097
Hahol
>>51443527
>Worked on the empire state building
fucking cool man
>>51425820
t. Mahmoud Alhamabad of the incestuous Banu Qabob tribe
>>51457199
hahaha
>>51457257
t. Kektail
>>51425820
I'm having two more than one, that's better right?
>>51445466
dunno, never met him. I sometimes hear from old people that knew him that he was a real talented car mechanic.
>>51452629
They are most likely Armenians.
>>51454136
>Not moving to Australia like the rest of us.
>>51459720
Just now realizing I could've used the paint can tool to fill in the hair.
>Raising the IQ of both countries.
>>51454298
Most likely somewhere between indifference and dislike seeing as we celebrate Zambian Independence with the other Zambians in our community
>>51461795
your great grandfather was a nazi? how old are you and your parents exactly?
I'm actually a very proud Norwegian.
>>51463300
Hello fellow quadroon brother.
>>51461795
Don't answer >>51462964, it's Mossad.
>>51462964
I don't see it being too much of a stretch. Grandpa is a WWII vet and I'm 19. Thankfully Grandpa is still alive and sharp, talk to him everyday.
>>51463910
Well yeah, grandfather, same here. For the Mexican, it's his great-grandfather.
>>51464050
>>51463973
Tfw Great Grandpa died and had a full life before even the onset of WWII
pure noble kazakh itt
>>51463580
We on top now brother.
>>51464104
My great grandfather died in WW1.
>>51425734
All French Canadians.
>>51464740
Got any of the following surnames?
Beland
Veilleux
Arguin
Lyonnais
Also where is your family from?
Sherbrooke and Montreal here
>>51464808
I don't have any of these surnames as far as I know.
Most of my family is from the region of Abitibi (although my paternal grandmother is from Montreal).
>>51463806
kek
>>51464942
>my grandpa never talks about her
Is it because he got tired?
>>51454446
Yakut
>>51426981
this was very insightful. thank you for your contribution.
>>51426610
You should take it back further unless half of your family is native American. None of us white folk over here have all American ancestry.
>>51427100
You added the state flags....... why?
Ayy
>>51425820
>being inbred
muh heritage
>>51470585
lel just realised I put my parents the wrong way round
I fixed it here :)
>>51430043
these posts give me an existential crisis 2bh
I'm fucked tbqh. At least I can be like those "Native" American and say that I'm Belarusian because muh 1/16 (at best) Belarusian ancestry
o hai
>>51474873
Jesus christ son.
>>51457199
>moroccan
>criminal
What a surprise
>>51474873
lmfao
ayy va la hostia
>>51443527
>messianic Judaism
Neat
>>51474873
That is fucking ridiculous.
>>51457249
Jews confirmed for 9/11
>>51474873
It this some kind of joke? What the fuck do you look like?
>>51474873
10/10
>>51445298
>irish
>died of liver failure
'ere you are
Plz gibe (You)
I just spent ten minutes making this.
>>51481352
Here (You) go.
What happened to the castle?
>>51481352
breddy gud
>>51470808
nice one, I can update the picture you posted in my folder
>>51452872
wrong flags or your family breeds at ten years old
>>51481413
Czech government took it. Sold it to a bank. Bank sold it to new people.
My grandfather went to visit it ten years ago.
New people didn't even open the door out of fear my grandfather has any chance to get it back, But they bought it legally. He really just wanted to have a look.
>>51481793
inbred slavshit
