"How can I leave my country" thread starts here.
Anon, I wanna get out from my damed hole, where I can get citizenship? I have no money, I have no family. Maybe English speaking countries or east Europe?
I don't wanna bump thread, but I hope you'll help me, anon.
Convert to Islam and go to syria, then any country will accept you with open arms
>>51420126
I think Muslims will kill me because I'm Jewish.
>>51420126
I thought about Canada, but I can't into French.
get polish hungarian czech or slovak citizenship and then travel EU whenever you want
I want to move to alaska and work as a fisherman
>>51420304
I can get polish citizenship but I heard about polish hate to Russians.
>>51420256
Make up a story about an oppressed Jew and ask for Israeli citizenship.
>>51420331
I dreamed about getting us citizenship but its impossible.
>>51420407
My father was jew, I can't get their citizenship.
>>51420303
no one in canada speaks french outside of quebec
Maybe ukranians who got polish passport can help me?
>>51420650
Manitoba too but only like 5% of people
>>51420474
In what case could you get one?
>>51420045
Teach me russian and switch places with me, I hate this country it's run by a meme and it consists of like 99% leftist cūcks...
>>51420650
But I should speak on french to get their pass.
>>51420045
Don't go to another country. Russia plays its part as a retreat which commits scum. If many Russians drained away, the other countries would become shitholes.
>>51420762
Bro, Russia is the worst country in the world. You're lucky if you was born in other country.
>>51420829
Woah woah woah, wtf you talking about, russia is like one of only 3 non cūck euro nations, so go fuck yourself you pillow fucker
>>51420413
Why?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/canada-to-favour-refugee-claims-by-gay-russians/article13724670/?service=mobile
Say you're a fag and come here buddy
What do you do for a living
>>51420829
I don't want to die in this shit. I'm an egoist.
>>51420762
Russian language is hard and useless. Chinese is better than it. And pro-Russian people are traitors to your country too.
>>51420944
I have no $500000, I have no family in us, I can't get green card.
>>51420977
Ohhh myyy goddd, see why I hate this country? Fucking ran by a meme who loves to suck on gay and sand nigger cock...
>>51420474
>My father was jew, I can't get their citizenship.
Bullshit, u can. My father is jew too, and I'll leave this cunt at Spring
>>51421026
>I have no $500000
You need money to get it?Wtf
>>51421004
As if you are to say who the traitors are in another country.
>>51420977
That's a good idea, thanks dude. But should I know french?
There is a Russian community in Toronto OP
>>51421072
If you will invest in us economy $500k you'll get their pass.
>>51421135
If you prefer to learn Dutch or to stay in Europe.
http://www.nltimes.nl/2015/09/08/dutch-open-doors-to-russian-lgbt-asylum-claims/
>>51421135
Only if you move to Quebec or Manitoba, also if you want to do politics or sports you need to know french, other than that english only will be fine
>>51421135
No English is fine in most places
Like burn yourself down come to canada and say police didnt do shit and said i deserved it for being a fag
All around the world, you gotta spread the word! Tell them what you've heard.
>>51421164
I don't wanna live with Russians in other country, I hate all of them.
I like the idea of this threat, I have no money but an A+ A-level-exam. Where can I go to get some adventures? Not ISIS fag shit, like mercenary in Nigeria or stuff like this (served a few years in the army) or just build an orphanege and shit.
>>51421229
Your house down*
>>51421164
It's like a Korean town in Japan. Remove the Russian community.
>>51421268
>A+ A-level-exam
What is this shit?
>>51421238
Hate Russians? Bruh one of my best friends is russian, his parents made him move and he dreams of going back, from what I hear it's a fucking good place if you're sick of fags and cūcks. Just make sure you have money before you move there cause the economy is meh
>>51421336
It's okay I guess
Most people get a long tbqh
We have India the city - Brampton
And Hong Kong the city - Vancouver
>>51421338
A+ High School Diploma in 'Merrica
>>51421268
I was in Russian army and fought in Georgia. They won't get me into the other's country army.
>>51421338
Abitur. A high school diploma.
A+ is a good grade for an Abitur level.
>>51420844
That'd be Venezuela (posting though a proxy, by the way).
Simplest normie way is to find russian girl from baltic country and marry her
Other ways for usual man from usual family (actually, it is only one way, to become skilled IT developer) are hard
FRENCH FORIEGN LEGION
Ok, if I'll say them "I love suck dicks but a can't do this in my cunt" they will get me passport?
>>51421552
They became more selective lately (and there's less crazy).
>>51421552
And will I get french pass? No, thanks.
I think Finland has granted asylum for a few Russian gays.
>>51421596
He needs to be fit and free of any medical conditions
Guy on /k/ said they're really ramping up on recuitment
>>51421557
Throw yourself down the stairs and say someone pushed you cause you were a fag. They'll let you in probably
>>51421516
This.Come to baltics to teach russian and marry some slut.
>>51421627
You language so difficult, I can go to Finland from St Petersburg.
>>51421458
I wanted to be deported but my officer wouldn't let me (electronic warfare).
I don't want to continune my depressed life here. I don't want to be a normie (I can't even pretend to be one), I want to do something amazing with my life! But even if you want to work for free in africa or s-e- asia, you have to pay abt 700€ for one month of free working there (aka the richs kids CV boost)
>>51421627
and a few years ago you could have got to live in Finland by pretending you had Finnish ancestors because Ingrian Finns were granted citizenship.
>>51421557
What if you stage a fag shit on the streets and get populously arrested?
Then you basicly got papers to qq by Canadian embassy with
>>51421706
Everyone in Finland knows English.
>>51421445
Thanks for the explanation. Well if you want to be like a mercenary or something, you might be able to join a "security" firm that protects high profile figures overseas.
>>51421746
I'll try if police and mad anti gays forces won't to kill me.
>>51421813
What Finnish are thinking about Russians?
>>51421706
I'd like you not to spread virus. Estonia has been troubled about it too.
>>51421916
I'm sure that the one who supports Russia is an irregularity.
>>51421861
Nice idea, thanks.
>>51421925
What about Japan? I can learn you language for a year, but I heard you hate foreigners.
>>51421861
Haha I just remebered my english cambridge techer, who said 'just say A-Level-Exams, everyone who speaks english knows what it is'. kek.
Like Blackwater? Hm.
>>51421865
Or can you bribe someone to get something similar, without the risks.
>>51422069
Yeah they do, immigrants aren't allowed permanent residence so you'll likely end up back in Russia
>>51421916
We hate Russia as a country but Russians are ok, but unsivilized. Most Russians are here to work, not on welfare so that's why we don't think they are that much a burden for Finland.
>>51422069
Ahhhhhhh, no! Don't come here!
>>51422194
Just kidding, only like a tourist.
>>51420989
Come to my place for a while and try to find an opportunity to sneak into the USA! USA! USA!!!
Fortunately, I live next to Jewish church in Tokyo, you can make some friends there, too.
>>51422139
News said what in your country a lot of nazi, I'm sure it's lie, but..
>>51422106
Those guys mostly get put at nuclear facilities and I think you need discharge papers from the US. Maybe some country in Brazil or an African country
>everyone who speaks English
Bongs and Aussies like to meme that Americans don't speak English, but rather American
>>51422393
How to sneak into the USA fro Japan without documents?
>>51422440
No there isn't. The far-right we have here is against muslims and so on mostly. I think that some of the Finnish neo-nazis are actually of Russian descent like Ilja Janitskin.
>>51422524
What Americans are thinking about Russian immigrants?
>>51422650
Everyone and everywhere hates neo nazi.
>>51421916
Most of finns hate Russia but I don't believe that russians are victims of racism in Finland. Finland is the world's 5. least racist country.
>>51420045
I don't know how, but if half a million moroccans managed to come here I guess you can do it too.
>>51422741
Hmm . I'll try to get Finnish citizenship. I don't think it's too hard.
>>51420045
Be prepared for disappointment.
>>51422751
Italian language. I don't know something about it.
>>51422913
Why? I hate people in my country, I think people in us better than Russians. I know a lot of Americans and they re good guys, they're my true friends.
>>51423068
Well, what's wrong with Russian people? How are you different from them? Maybe you just hate people in general.
>>51422653
>What Americans are thinking about Russian immigrants?
Ever played GTA IV? Anyway, most of the country has a generally neutral view of immigrants. You'll see the highest concentration of Russians in New York
Why do you want to leave Russia?
>>51420045
I know your ip, OP. From now on - I'll will constantly watching you. Potential national traitor.
>>51423424
Economy, shitty people, racism.
>>51423585
Aнoнимyc хyeв, вaли нa двaчи.
>>51423302
Alcoholics, racists and lazy faggots.
>>51423690
Пoгoвopи y мeня eщe, выpoждeнeц. Киceлeвa cмoтpeл ceгoдня? Чтo былo нa 20 минyтe 31 ceкyндe вecтeй нeдeли?
нo paшкa жe caмaя лyчшaя cтpaнa вo вceм миpe?
>>51423741
Typки-хyecocы, хoхлы-гaвнo. C кoлeн пoднимaeтcя, Aмepикe пococaть дaём!
>>51423802
Лoл, нeт.
>posting in a pedo jew thread unironically
>>51423642
To whom are they racist?
>>51423872
It's OK for dvach and I'm from there.
>>51423991
To all EU, Ukrainians, Americans.
>>51423847
Moлoдeц. Хopoший гpaждaнин.
>>51424056
И aнглийcкий я вooбщe cлyчaйнo yчy, я внeдpяюcь к ним в cpeдy, чтoбы paзлoжить eё.
Bo cлaвy Пyтинy!
>>51424046
This is total bullshit.
>>51423991
Racism is a problem, yes. But mostly the main object of racism are churkas from chechnia, dagestan, and other countries like armenia or azerbaijan, especially muslim ones. When a muslim (especially from chechnia) commits crime - he won't be punished by law. Diaspora will protect him and he would be sent back to chechnia.
Muslims are ruining everything. Everywhere.
>>51424351
Lol lets talk me about vata who hates Americans and Europeans. Do you wanna say me noone Russians hate ukranians?
>>51424418
Mнoгиe пpaвдa нe любят yкpaинy, нo тo пoтoмy чтo мы cлишкoм близки. У мнoгих были cвязи c yкpaинoй, дpyзья, poдcтвeнники. Пpoпaгaндa oбeих cтpaн нacтpoилa людeй пpoтив дpyг дpyгa, зaхвaт кpымa дaл впoлнe ceбe вecoмый пoвoд y yкpaинцeв дeйcтвитeльнo нeнaвидeть pyccких, a нeнaвиcть пopoждaeт нeнaвиcть. Личнo знaю cлyчaй кoгдa poдcтвeнники из-зa этoгo paзpyгaлиcь, из-зa кpымa, aнoн.
A зaпaд этo нe yкpaинa, бoльшинcтвy пo бoкy. Ecли ты дyмaeшь чтo зa cлoвaми "тpeклятыe пиндocы, финaнcиpyют игил!" cтoит кaкaя-тo нeнaвиcть тo ты oшибaeшьcя. It is just banter.
I don't know if you give a damn about Italy but I have these links saved:
>Do you want to live in Italy?
>http://vistoperitalia.esteri.it/home/en
>http://www.esteri.it/mae/en/ [Ministry of Foreign Affairs]
>http://www.transitionsabroad.com/listings/living/living_abroad/living_in_italy.shtml
>>51420045
Well there is a cheap option also , INDIA
>>51424777
Фopчyю этoгo. Tpипл нe coвpeт.
>>51422653
That you're big tough guys. In my city at least there's a huge concentration of russians, plenty of which can't even speak english yet.
>>51420407
Yes you can
Just need 1 grandparent
>>51420045
I don't know why you would leave, i'm going to the UK in a few months, i'm planning to stay for 2 years wich calculated to my pay will save me enough to build my dream house and buy a better car than i have now(Logan), after that i want to come back to my beutifull cunt and die here umong my white people and make white kids, i've never seen or met a muslim in my life and i've seen 3 blacks ever on the streets, i'm scared about all the muzzies and nigs in the UK i jut don't know how to act umong them, like will i get linched if i order a ham sanwich and the cashier is a muslim?
