This is the practice test for the US citizenship exam
https://my.uscis.gov/prep/test/civics/view
Post results
quick reminder that if you're american and get less than 100% you need to be deported immediately
>>51406710
One of my wrong answers was a result of a fuck up tbqh
Chose John Adams instead of James Madison in the Federalist Papers question wahey
>>51406744
That was the hardest question on that test.
Super easy 20/20 for anyone who ever took the slightest of interest in the US
gibs me dat citizenhip
90% okay praise Jesus.
>mfw this thread has been organised by the CIA to determine what countries would best suit annexation by America
death to usa to be honest
>>51406699
75% meh. Does it have to be a 100% score to pass?
le_bald_eagle.jpg
>>51406839
I think on the actual test which is 100 questions you have to have at least 80%.
>>51406850
if an average american took the test how much would he score?
>>51406849
ebin
>90%
I'll pack my stuff I guess
>>51406849
Saved.
>>51406863
Probably 50-60%
75% if he got lucky.
How stupid are the other Americans ITT?
I missed the question on who was one of the writers for the Federalists Papers.
I answered Thomas Jefferson but the correct answer was James Madison.
t. Natural born Chinese-American
75%
I got the "Who would take over if the president was unable to fulfill his duties" question 3 times in a row
t. america pro
I didnt get any super hard questions besides who is the chief justice and I guessed on that
Didn't know how many judges in the supreme court. Figured it had to be an odd number and guessed 11, it was 9. Didn't know which states we're in the original 13 so just guess the ones that were furthest north. Got it wrong as well.
Seems pretty easy.
>Is the American economy capitalistic, communistic, socialistic or none of these
I'd like to hear their definition of a socialist economy. It's either communistic or capitalistic. Americans use socialism as a buzzword.
I couldn't remember how many pickles a big mac had
>>51406897
I guessed on some questions desu
>two ways
>"all of these answers" totals 6 ways
lol ameridumbs
>>51406699
Can be a US citizen now?
>>51406952
commie 2bh
>>51406974
>tumblr
no
19/20
I'd have gotten 20/20 if your retarded tax cutoff was at least on the ides of March
Easy.
I can understand if some foreigner in this thread doesn't know tax day. Other than that, everything else is way too easy.
>climate change
kek
Meme test
>government and founding fathers shit
>>51407035
>nuclear winter
>not climate change
>>51406949
>I'd like to hear their definition of a socialist economy.
An economy where some vital industries are nationalised such as healthcare or oil, and all other non-vital industries are entirely owned by the private sector.
>>51406970
Fucked up on the number of amendments, speaker of the house of representatives and federal income tax.
I got 16/20. Gotta get bigger and louder.
>>51407072
No such definition exists, the phrase is never used by serious economists.
God bless
>>51406699
15/20 questions
75%
I got wrong:
4)
7)
9)
10)
15)
>>51407131
>No such definition exists, the phrase is never used by serious economists.
Proofs.
>>51406699
Elementary stuff mang.
14 / 20
Good enough for me desu senpai
if you can't easily get 100% you don't belong here
are my amerika skills enough?
>>51407179
Do you read any economic newspapers? How often do you hear the Economist and Bloomberg use the term "socialist economy"?
>>51407177
The questions are random.
>>51406949
>It's either communistic or capitalistic.
Nope. Technically communism is the goal of socialism, when the state ceases to exist. The Soviet Union had a socialist, not communist, economy.
>Americans use socialism as a buzzword.
True.
I'm pretty fucking certain it's D) lads
>no questions about the Kardashians
>no questions about McDonald's menu items
I'm pretty sure this test is fake
[communism intensifies]
>1. Why does the flag have 50 stars?
because there is one star for each state
>no shit
>2. There were 13 original states. Name three.
Maryland, Virginia, and North Carolina
>nearly picked the one with Kentucky
>3. What are two Cabinet-level positions?
Secretary of State and Secretary of Labor
>well duh
>4. What does the Constitution do?
all of these answers
>no shit
>5. Why does the flag have 13 stripes?
because the stripes represent the original colonies
>6. The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
four hundred thirty-five (435)
>guess between 411 and 435
>7. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Thomas Jefferson
>seenit in pictures
>8. We elect a President for how many years?
four (4)
>9. What is the highest court in the United States?
the Supreme Court
>well duh
>10. Who lived in America before the Europeans arrived?
American Indians
>CANADIANS!!!!
>11. Where is the Statue of Liberty?
New York Harbor
>no shit
>12. What is the supreme law of the land?
the Constitution
>no shit
>13. What stops one branch of government from becoming too powerful?
checks and balances
>well duh
>14. We elect a U.S. Representative for how many years?
two (2)
>wasn't sure, but I knew you have "mid-term" elections, so I figured
>15. What does the President's Cabinet do?
advises the President
>no shit
>16. What is the capital of the United States?
Washington, D.C.
>well duh
>17. The idea of self-government is in the first three words of the Constitution. What are these words?
We the People
>seenit in pictures
>18. Who signs bills to become laws?
the President
>19. What is one promise you make when you become a United States citizen?
give up loyalty to other countries
>only one that made sense
>20. What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?
the Louisiana Territory
>LWA-ZE-ANNE, MON FRERE, GIMME BEADS, BEEEAAAAADS
doing another test
lmaoing @ C option
>>51407391
It is
That's why the underground railroad lead slaves to Canada
51st state
Most of questions must be answered by any educeted person desu.
>>51407302
This
Redid the test and got 15/20 this time. Got only one of the previous questions repeated.
>Name one U.S. territory.
>Guam
Literally never heard of it
>Who is the Chief Justice of the United States now?
>John G. Roberts, Jr.
Literally who and literally what is Chief Justice.
>We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
>6
I answered 4. You learn something new every day, i guess.
>When must all men register for the Selective Service?
>Answer you don't have to
>It's between 18 and 26
Literally what is Selective Service and why would it be compulsory.
>When was the Constitution written?
>1787
>Answered 1789
Close enough for me
>>51407565
>Guam
Draw a straight line north from the pointy bit of Australia. Draw a straight line east from the middle of the Philippines. Where those two lines intersect is where Guam is.
I got the number of amendments and the number of years a representative is elected for wrong, it's pretty easy overall
>>51407072
That's called a mixed economy.
80%
I couldn't work out if the "how many wars has America won since WWII" was a trick question because there was no zero answer.
>>51407683
Hang on, what's the correct answer meant to be?
>>51407701
It said "All of them."
>>51407565
Selective Service is the draft. In the past during wars men could be chosen for the military. Similar to compulsive service in other countries but not guaranteed to happen to you.
We also don't actually use it anymore but we still have to sign up.
>>51407719
If you get that one wrong, you automatically get given citizenship.
>(then get imprisoned for treason)
>>51407719
You made it up, didn't you?
>>51407768
>Similar to compulsive service in other countries but not guaranteed to happen to you.
That sounds exactly like what we have, desu.
>>51407802
Didn't know Norway had anything like it. How does it work?
got bored after 5 questions
And now I just need to wait for my green card...
65% but if I wasn't so tired and thought Florida bordered Mexico probably 85+
2bh I'm really fucking dumb though
wow thats insane to see so many people from other countries get 80%+ and more, even if it is just a basic test
I dont think I could get that for any foreign country besides maybe Canada
>>51406699
I've mostly answered the historical questions, because I don't really care about the politics in the USA.
>mfw
>>51406699
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>51408065
I reckon I could get it for all of Five Eyes.
>>51408206
top notch banter
>>51408206
i did 75%
my mistakes are here:
>What are two rights in the Declaration of Independence?
> How many amendments does the Constitution have?
> We elect a U.S. Representative for how many years?
>We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
>Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. What is one power of the federal government?
PLS TAKE ME TAKE ME
Whatever.
History questions fucked me up
>>51408206
kekkaroos
>>51408300
Thinking about the past fucks most Balts up, I think :^)
>>51408279
If I was in charge of immigration, I'd let you in
Grammar question
Doesn't the ''s'' at the end of 1900s imply the decade of 00?
I put revolucionary war because it was the only one i didn't knew about
>same question twice
>site crapped out once
murrika
I was also so silly expecting murica to not be murica
>60%
This show's how little I care about usa .
>>51408616
while youre taking the test, US govt officials track down your private info to see if you have any connections to domestic or international terrorists, if you do then they shut down the site so that you can't practice to gain citizenship
go home Muhammad
>>51408667
When saw your pic I legitimately thought the first choice said to provide school shooting and education.
>>51408677
Your lack of education hurts me deeply
I didn't know the tax form one
I unironically picked "Spanish-American war" for Eisenhower.
I said "441" instead of "435" for reps in house
should i kill myself?
>>51408851
>Education about anything regarding usa
>education
>>51408601
>Doesn't the ''s'' at the end of 1900s imply the decade of 00?
No.
>>51408884
>being proud of willful ignorance
Not knowing is one thing, this is another.
got 50%, most of them were guesses desu
>>51406699
Most of these questions just required general knowledge and common sense. Except for when you lodge your tax forms etc.
>>51408884
>posting in a language popularized by america on an american image board using a gif of an american actor playing an american sport
Even without all the migrants, could GERMany be any more keked?
>>51408946
>>being proud of willful ignorance
Isn't that what basically usa is anyway?
>>51408919
Then why does 90s does?
I assumed they put 19 so people don't mistake 00s for 2000s
>>51408990
>American ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''banter'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>10/20
feels kinda dumb, but some of the questions are really funny
meh
>>51409020
>I assumed they put 19 so people don't mistake 00s for 2000s
Nope, they were writing "1900s" in the 1900s.
Sometimes it might refer to that decade, but only when specifically contrasted with another decade, eg. "the 1950s were cooler than the 1900s."
But nothing really historically important happened throughout that decade in the English-speaking world, so you very, very rarely see the decade being referenced anyway.
>>51409104
The more you know
Thanks, brosky.
>>51409020
no, an "s" doesn't have anything to do with decades or centuries, it is just writing something out numerically how it would be spelled if you wrote out the number i.e.
80s = eighties
1900s = nineteen hundreds
the most common mistake with this is when people write 80's with an apostrophe, which is absolutely incorrect because you don't write eighties like eightie's
>>51406699
>US citizenship
Not worth the trouble and hassle to be honest
just make like a "latino" and get amnesty anyways if you want to live in that dying corrupt empire.
>>51409232
>he got a low score
>>51409294
former "US citizen" here
before I burned my citizenship and solf my passport to an Egyptian and social security number to a mexican.
you can take your "test" and shove it up your ass my fellow "american".
>>51409173
This makes sense. I used to think 90's was the right way because i saw it the most when learning english
>>51409358
I'm glad you aren't here anymore.
You're unnecessarily angry
>>51409358
lel.
You can't "burn" citizenship. You have to pay a few thousand dollars to be free of your freedom.
>>51408991
yes, which is why its so hilarious americans calling others out on their ignorance
most americans are unaware theres a world outside of their shit nation
>>51409413
>paying to depatriotize yourself
Sorry Im not that dumb of a goyim. :^)
>>51409472
Nigger you'd be paying extra taxes if you hadn't done that.
And if you weren't complying with that, we'd expedite you. Stop lying
>>51409472
Honestly you sound like a fucking idiot m8. I hope you are happy in Poland though.
>>51406699
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA
>>51409522
Oh, he is.
>>51409521
come "expedite" me, yankee faggot, I'll drop any cocksucker you send to get me.
Think Im joking?
Try me.
>>51409597
Yes, good.
This response cleanly proves to the whole thread that you have no idea what you're talking about.
Based off of your severe lack of understanding of what it entails to drop a US citizenship, I'll give you a 6/10. Mostly because you wouldn't expect this from Poland.
>>51409358
Nobody's calling anybody out on ignorance. Nobody is surprised that foreigners know less about a country than that country's natives. But thinking that lacking knowledge is somehow endearing is literally nigger-tier.
>>51409643
whatever, you full of bullshit yank.
how the fuck i supposed to know these shitty questions?
>>51409670
meant for
>>51409440
>>51409703
C'mon, there's not even an ocean between us to excuse this
>>51409747
we dont learn anything about your country in schools.
besides captalism and mcdonalds
>>51409747
>C'mon, there's not even an ocean between us to excuse this
Not yet, anyway...
>>51409404
yeah a lot of people do it, it's probably one of the most common mistakes in written english (even by native speakers)
I see it on signs at stores, fuggen annoying.
75%
Im so glad I didnt have to go through American education
>>51409924
What were the possible answers?
If it mentions the bureaucracy I'm gonna cringe
Said the constitution was written in 1776 rather than 1787, and said there were 441 members of congress rather than 435.
Pretty happy with some of the tricky ones like Guam being a territory, I do a lot of trivia though and these aren't that hard.
>>51409792
You didn't study their independency war?
>>51409810
Do you think it's better than: then/than,were/we're,your/you're?
>>51410023
are you? where the bloody hell you live?
>>51409987
Voting, writing letters and running for office.
I just chose voting first as it was the obvious answer but got hit with that logical faux-pas
>>51409997
Congress has 535 members
>>51410119
?
>>51410152
Congress is both the house of representatives and the senate put together
>>51410152
Congress = House + Senate
>>51410152
Congress has two branches: The House and the Senate. The House has 435 members and the Senate has 100.
>>51410078
Of course i did, it had France and the Britain involved and it influenced our own independency
>>51410023
Hmm, those are very obvious mistakes though. I did a writing degree at university and saw students make every single one of those mistakes though. Usually people who learned english as a second language have better grammar than your average Australian. Scandinavians are probably the best at English.
>What is one reason colonists came to America?
>Choose "Freedom" for the memes
>turns out correct
LMAO
>>51406699
pls gib citizenship
70%
Can I wear a cowboy hat now?
>>51410396
I think the most common one with foreiners is the then/than. Many people don't care about it or never see the difference, imo.
>>51410509
lol
what a fucking joke of a "country"
lowering yourself just for that worthless citizenship
US doesnt need citizens, it's need stupid , compliant slaves
I guess some things never change.
>colonists wanted freedom
top jej
>>51410589
Yeah, that's common. So is "alot" (not an actual word, it's "a lot")
If someone is still learning English I generally don't give a fuck. It's a difficult language to learn.
>If both the President and the Vice President can no longer serve, who becomes President?
(x)the Secretary of State
(o)the Speaker of the House
No idea
>When must all men register for the Selective Service?
(x)at age sixteen (16)
(o)between eighteen (18) and twenty-six (26)
Heard about what it is but I thought for them to draft you in case, you should have already signed up prior to being 18
>Why did the colonists fight the British?
(x)because of high taxes
(o)all of these answers
C'mon, one of the other answers was something along the lines of "because too many British soldiers were in their houses" - really?
>How many amendments does the Constitution have?
(x)twenty-one (21)
(o)twenty-seven (27)
Guesswork desu
>What did Susan B. Anthony do?
(x)the first woman elected to the House of Representatives
(o)fought for women's rights
Literally who?
>I can't walk across the worlds longest undefended border
>I can't blend in and avoid detection
>the next democrat president wont give amnesty to all illegal immigrants
>>51410878
>C'mon, one of the other answers was something along the lines of "because too many British soldiers were in their houses" - really?
While the wording is childish, it is a reference to the quartering act of 1765, which was a significant law that triggered people towards the patriot cause.
Also the other answer must have been correct as well, so that should have let you know all was the answer.
>>51410878
>C'mon, one of the other answers was something along the lines of "because too many British soldiers were in their houses" - really?
Yes really. The British had a nasty habit of quartering their soldiers in colonial homes without the owner's consent in the years before the revolution started and it pissed a lot of colonists off. The US constitution even forbids the quartering of soldiers in someone's home during peacetime.
>>51411011
Impressive score
>>51411032
>>51411101
Ah that makes sense
Well yeah the other was about self-government
Was too focussed on Boston Tea Party I guess so held taxes for the "casus belli"
>>51411111
anime
>>51411151
should be 16/20 because I guessed one correct (when you return tax reforms)
>>51411124
Taxes is the tl;dr reason usually thrown around by Britkeks trying to make their rule over us seem reasonable and paint us as being ungrateful freeloaders or whatever.
Our problem with the Brits wasn't the taxes themselves, it was that we were paying taxes to a government that we had no representation in. There weren't any American voices to represent our interests in Parliament.
>>51406699
80% can i be murrican now?
>>51411263
>muh no taxation without representation
How about no protection without taxation, and you'd be speaking French now?
A crown colony was separate from the United Kingdom, and many of it's citizens rights were forfeit.
>>51411642
Britain didn't do that out of the goodness of their heart, and it also doesn't change that paying money to a state without representation is wrong.
No one gives a fuck what you think a crown colony should have had. We decided what we thought was fair.
>Your Score
>65%
I really tried.
>>51411758
>paying money to a state without representation is wrong.
Says the country with 5 territories.
>>51411836
Implying we wouldn't let them join the union if they would just decide they want to.
>>51406744
wait what? I didn't get that question
are there more than 20 possible questions?
>>51411890
Or just be independent if that's what they wanna do.
>>51411902
yeah definitely
>>51406699
>the very first question is about MLK Jr.
>>51411965
Basically, but apparently it's almost impossible to decide either way. I cannot believe PR isn't a state yet.
fugs
>>51406849
perfect
>>51411890
D.C. doesn't get representation ether.
>>51412200
U wot?
>>51412264
They don't have a senator or representative. They cannot represent themselves like the 13 colonies complained about.
gib citizenship
85%
the issue is that a third of these would be common knowledge even if US didn't exist
i have American citizenship :P
I don't remember having any test like this.I Just signed some papers and raised my right hand.
14/20.100 Senators as opposed to 50 was very new news to me
>90%
Alri my fellow Americans
>>51412431
true
my license plate literally says taxation without representation
gonna rebel desu senpai
What's the deal with easy citizenship tests? I once took the German citizenship test online as well and it was way too easy too.
>>51407131
Well it was part of the wrong answers so what's the problem? They could've put "a unicorn economy" as a wrong answer and it wouldn't have made the question invalid either.
I've always heard that most Americans can't complete this test. What the fuck? That was really easy.
>>51407363
>Technically communism is the goal of socialism, when the state ceases to exist.
That's only the Marxist definition. There are many.
Only 70% Embarrassing.
the real test can't be this easy can it?
Gib citizenship pls :3
>>51419296
I figure the real one isn't multiple choice, and it's just done that way on the site for technical reasons
>>51410594
Why are you butthurt though?
>>51406699
Got fucked on james madison
give scitizenship
>>51406699
>patriotism intensifies
you are all testing how kek'd you are
>>51421018
>t. scored 0%
>citizenship
Who needs that, really?
You can pretty much live all your life as an illegal, it's a big country.
what the fuck, like 4 or 5 questions were about slavery
fug :D
>>51406970
have a bunch of inner city kids take this and they wouldn't score over 50%, guaranteed
90% an I fucking hate that shitty country lamo
enjoy your niggers rampaging and killing cops while your white kids shoot up the schools lamo
>>51421651
>the city of sweden
>>51421460
Vafan gör du bruschan?
Gimme that citizenship.
Fuck you James Madison
19/20.
Couldn't remember if the constitution was written in 1787 or 1789.
My results, I was an exchange student for a year in the US and I took American History classes in uni btw.
The one I got wrong was the number of Amendments to the Constitution (I put 23 instead of 27).
Does America need marine biologists? I would like to work near the ocean 2bh.
>>51406699
>>51406917
>I missed the question on who was one of the writers for the Federalists Papers.
>I answered Thomas Jefferson but the correct answer was James Madison
Literally the only question I got wrong, and I answered Jefferson too.
t. Mexican-born immigrant
>>51406699
>https://my.uscis.gov/prep/test/civics/view
USA USA USA
wew lad
This is a easy test for dumb emigrants to match the average intelligence of the country
>>51422614
How come your english is so good when you're a mexican?
>>51424994
Why is your English so bad if you're White?
90%
What I did wrong:
>How many justices are on the Supreme Court?
Hell if I know
>When must all men register for the Selective Service?
I thought the US military had no draft nowadays.
>>51426831
wew
Lincoln a good boy he only wanted to free dem slavez and turn his life around!
>>51426831
Are you me? I guess they just rotate the questions
70%
70%
90%
Tell me that you need at least 95% to become an US citizen, please.
I also always stay in my house desu. No need to get upset about it.
>>51430014
But I thought it was no taxation without representation, implying that the taxation itself wasn't the problem.
>>51429757
I think you need 6 out of 10 or something
Meh...
this is a hard one
>>51430830
IRISH
>>51406699
Should I be ashamed that I don't know the supreme court of justice and that federalist paper thing?
>>51430965
75% of Americans don't know that shit, so no worries.
>>51429049
THIS
>Why was Civil War fought?
>Slavery.
>tfw still not american
>>51430084
It was a problem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamp_Act_1765
>The Stamp Act 1765 (short title Duties in American Colonies Act 1765; 5 George III, c. 12) was an act of the Parliament of Great Britain that imposed a direct tax on the colonies of British America and required that many printed materials in the colonies be produced on stamped paper produced in London, carrying an embossed revenue stamp.[1][2] Printed materials included legal documents, magazines, playing cards, newspapers and many other types of paper used throughout the colonies.
>>51408946
>american doesnt know something about some backwater in europe
>DUMB AMERIFAT AMERICAN EDUCATION LOL
>european doesnt know something about the most influential country in the world
>I just dont really care, its not like I need to know what happens on the other side of the planet anyway
Arrogance personified desu
>>51430965
Not ashamed but the federalist papers played a huge part in the formation of America as you know it today.
Not just directly on the institutions that govern us, but the political culture itself. Which ties in with how American society views government and such.
You should read about it.
>>51429049
>>51431070
Go fuck yourselves
>>51432012
Why does the truth upset you so my fat friend?
>>51432204
3 more and you'll get that h1b visa
>>51432163
It doesn't, nor does your bullshit.
>>>/pol/
>>51410594
>>51432163
>my fat friend
*my heavily pigmented friend
FTFY
>>51432426
>It doesn't
>>51432349
Bitch you don't have to be so racist now !
>>51406863
He'd get a perfect score, obviously
>>51411151
>>51411179
Die, faggots
>name one american indian tribe in the US
>slavs
