https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzZZTmBjxM
This starts playing loudly outside
You've got 1 minute left till nuclear armaggedon
What do you do?
>>51183404
do a 360 and walk away
WE GODDA GED TO THE VAULD
fap to mai waifu ine last time
>>51183404
This plays loudly outside every monday morning waking me up.
what a waste of a nuke
>Finland has over 40,000 air-raid shelters which can house 3.8 million people (71% of the population). Private homes rarely have them, but houses over 600 m2 (6,500 sq ft) are obliged to build them.
Im fine.
>>51183404
is it chicago?
>>51183492
no, it's turkey
dance and be happy it's finally fucking over
>>51183404
when I used to live on campus I'd hear a siren like that every now and again as a drill. Annoying as shit to wake up with that noise
>yfw this is Turkey right now
>>51183404
Run to my commie block underground parking.
>>51183902
Radioactive dust will reach you due to air streams and you will be far from clean water
If I withstand the sun here, I can withstand a nuke. Gotta put on some sunscreen and a hat to be safe.
>>51183981
I have no better option m8.
I have a stock of bottled water in it.
die i guess
>>51183404
Hide under my kitchen table.
I don't know of any nuclear shelters nearby and if I go into a nearby basement it won't save me probably. Even worse, there is a chance that the exit gets blocked with rubble and I'll be stuck in the basement till my death.
I'll stay in my room and embrace my destiny.
>>51183447
>fapping to your waifu
>having a slutty waifu
>having a seasonal waifu
I live in an irrelevant mountain town
It would be stupid to go anywhere else
>>51183404
>run to the nearest underground parking
>survive the blast
>steal a car and drive away before the radioactive cloud reaches the ground
>find a dog
>wander through the Great Siberian Wasteland
SOME FOLKS WERE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
make a post on int reveling that i was alberto barbosa the whole time
>>51184225
I had another girl as a waifu for like a year and a half but asuka is just so much better
Not much, hope that my friends make it here.
>>51183404
l8ts kids
>>51184476
>implying someone would waste a nuke to bomb your irrelevant Swedish shithole
>>51183565
every
fucking
monday
morning
I don't even see the point. I live so close to the damn nuclear reactors if S actually HTF I'm fucked regardless.
>>51183404
wank fast as I can
>>51183404
>Hear a loud alarm at 12
>Look at the calendar
>It's the first Monday of the month
>Keep minding my business
>>51183404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA
>>51185285
>drop nuclear bomb 1st Wednesday of the month
>population doesn't care
>It's super effective
" OMFG NUKE ALERT!! #nuke 2015 #Hiroshima part2 #fuck you America"
" OMG OMG OMG 30 sec!! bye bye guys!!! #nuke Japan 2015 #America Die in Fire"
>>51185313
>>51185907
u alright hiroyuki?
>>51183404
>1st wednesday of the month
>hear alarm
>don't care
This is the regular firealarm here in Germany. Well in bavaria at least in my village you hear the exact sound every saturday for training or when a fire breaks out.
I know the locations of like 3 nucklear shelters.
They're probably all locked down.
I will die.
>>51186249
Make you own shelter.
>>51183404
this nuke alarm is cuter than our earthquake and huge tsunami alarm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24KfBwkMw_M
funny
they test the air alarm here every first of the month at exactly 12 o'clock
>>51186300
atari as fuck
Spread my arms and walk toward the blastwave, laughing.
Fap
empty my fridge and lock myself in it
>>51186177
http://youtu.be/dk4wscDSRwc
There is a faster version for disaster warnings.
They sometimes test it on Saturday.
Freaks me out every time.
Call my dad, apologise for not being a better son and tell him I love him.
>>51186300
It should be changed to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JICa_ZxBk
Probably do the same thing I'm doing with my life: nothing.
>>51186838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
>>51183404
I don't know why I love this sound so much
>>51187041
What's the alarm for colony drop?
>>51187236
all the kookaburras in Australia laughing in sync to the same rhythm of a normal siren.
>>51183404
that's just a regular alarm m80 how could i tell if it's just a regular durka rocket or an ICBM
>>51183404
>>51183472
Luckily we have a bomb shelter in the 2nd basement
Dunno how well it will hold or if it's just there to boost morale.
