>most Italian men live with their mothers into their 30's
>Italian men believe performing cunnilingus is a homosexual act
The first one is true, not oly men but also girls
Eating pussy is gay as fuck, real men eat the ass.
damn
I feel bad for Princess Peach
If you eat out your girl, you might as well ask her to share her make up with you, you little bitch
>>51178449
>performing cunnilingus is a homosexual act
Correct for your picrelated.
>>51178449
>Italian men believe performing cunnilingus
It's correct for any straight man.
>>51178511
>Americans are so fat they literally want to eat shit
>>51178569
>>51178553
>>51178544
>european """"""""men"""""""
>>51178575
Spot the low test Canadian kekold.
>>51178581
Zashkvarok zakukarekal.
>>51178581
Insecure faggot.
>>51178575
So you're telling me you wouldn't just bury your face in hot girl's booty?
>>51178581
But it's gay
>>51178626
>>51178605
>>51178615
>>51178628
>sex with a woman
>gay
no future for europe
>>51178679
Gay things with a woman are gay, silly.
>>51178494
Is it still that bad? For those who don't know - housing prices in cities are like in fucking San Francisco, minus the jobs.
>>51178449
>you'll never have a threesome with these bitches
>>51178679
>performing an act of submission that doesn't involve your penis
>sex
You could as well stuff your latino boypussi with nigger cocks, Juan
>>51178734
That's not the problem, we don't want to move, we love our parents
>>51178511
both are gay
you guys are fucking with me right? you dont eat pussy?
>>51178813
>americans unironically go """""down""""" on women
>>51178824
>""New"" Zealand
>>51178706
>>51178750
what a bunch of plebs
next you are going to tell me pegging is gay aswell
>>51178679
Is this you ?
>>51178947
>>51178990
Nevermind.
>>51178990
>>51179020
but the whole point of a strap-on is to feel un-manly
>>51178947
source?
>>51179050
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/767170/73f3aa375f/
>>51178706
Cuni is for beta virgins.
>>51179110
thank you...
>>51179134
Meant to quote >>51178947
I hope people are kidding when they say they think performing cunnilingus is gay.
What if I told you that I enjoy putting two fingers in my butthole when I masturbate?
>>51179235
I'm upset, only two? Really?
>>51179276
I'm working on it
I started with just the tip of my index finger
Now I'm able to fit my index finger + my middle finger
The fist is my goal
>>51179172
>>51178449
It is you cá uck
>>51179172
cá uck
>Live in Palm Beach
>Have brother in theater scene
>Go to New Year's party in West Palm
>Brother is there with a bunch of theater friends
>Turns out the whole thing is theater high school students from Dreyfus, Pine Crest, etc.
>Friends and I get pumped because chances are 75% of the guys here are gay, which means less competition for us
>Get into group conversation
>Lanky midget grill hitting on me all night
>Be 19 at the time and she looks like 14 or something
>Eventually get pulled away by friends and I spend the rest of the night looking for someone to fug that won't send me to jail
>[spoiler]End up at ihop at 5am with bros and no qts ;_;[/spoiler]
>Fast-forward several years
>See images of girl in OP pic everywhere
>Having lunch with brothers one day and see her on TV
>"That's Ariana Grande, right? What's she from again, she looks really familiar."
>"Besides TV and music? I mean she's from this area. We had mutual friends in high school. Remember that time she was all over your dick at that party a few New Years ago?"
>mfw I realize that was her
>>51179324
I started like you, but at 11 and not with my ass
>>51179416
>not with my ass
G-grill? Pls be my gf
>>51179442
First work more on your ass, I want to put the whole hand
>Eating a grill's pussy
>gay
I don't get logic here. But I've heard cunnilingus was frowned upon during the Medieval age.
>>51179479
Y-you could help me, no?
Guess it would be more effective if we both did it
>>51179520
Get the lube, it will be your Maracanazo
>>51179479
Why would you like to put your handon a filthy hole?
>>51178511
This
>>51179581
Talking to you made me want to do it
Thanks for turning me on, I guess :3
I'll go do it now
Bye
>>51179610
Calm down Mexico, is not animal abuse
Of course you don't eat the pussy. You eat the booty like groceries
>>51178449
>>51178544
How is that gay? Pussy taste soo good
anyone have that one 'mehmet my son' style comic on this?
>>51179756
>americĂșcks
>>51179756
yes good goy
>having sex with women
pretty gay lads
>>51179756
groce
>people in this thread actually think real men eat pussy
Fuckin fanooks, all of ya
>>51179975
They do though. Even when she's on the rag!
it's a good thing you guys don't get laid cause you'd be really boring in bed if you won't eat pussy
>Bruh eating pussy gay as fuk mane pump n dump amirit
>WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING KUCKED??
>>51178647
It turned him into an ayylien?
>>51179581
gatti
>>51180418
Why not, a guy ate me when I was on a rag. It's about clitoris, not a vag itself.
>>51180659
why would you let him or ask him to?
I feel too gross during that time to even entertain the idea.
Shower sex sure but having him eat you out when you're on your period?
ughhhhhhhhhhh
>>51180750
I wore a tampon, so couldn't have tasted the blood. Plus, he insisted on it, not me. Guess it's a baltic thing.
>>51180659
>>51180833
>>51180750
I wouldn't while shes on the rag, but my missus lets me cum in her mouth and even swallows sometimes to 2bh its only fair I give her the ol' lickaroo lmao
>>51180833
I figured you had a tampon but that still skeeves me out. I'm kind of a germaphobe though so I might be the odd one
>>51180866
good on ya
I usually prefer to give rather than receive but it's nice when your partner really wants to make you feel good
>>51181040
Well I don't do it nearly as often as she sucks me off, but I know what you mean with the 'wants to make you feel good' part.
>>51180866
Good lad.
>>51181040
What germs? You already have a shitton of germs, he has a shitton germs in his mouth and on his dick too. Period doesn't make you any dirtier or anything.
And it's like having a lube without a lube which is kinda cool, especially if he's not wearing a condom.
>>51181126
I see what you're saying, I just feel really unclean during that time, it's more of a mental block than anything
Also, maybe it's just me but I kind of hate period sex because I feel less lubricated than normal. It doesn't feel as consistant and it's hard to get into the mood cause of that mental block so it's pretty much just blood and no natural lubricant. When I'm not on my period I have 0 problems getting wet but when I'm on my period sex is kind of painful because it's just the blood basically.
>>51181274
>>51181126
Hey can you two tell me if you ever felt that 'drunk' feeling when you were really horny?
It happens to her sometimes when we get lewd on the phone etc
>>51181353
Hormone drunk, maybe.
>>51181274
I dunno, I try not to be inhibited by period. It's important for me that sex is spontaneous. The best cunnilingus I had was by a french guy in a public toilet. He just felt like it and I obliged.
>>51179172
They're Europeans dude. Either they're kidding or they're retarded.
>>51178787
That's dumb.
if you dont want to eat pussy you're literally homosexual
>>51182588
Why is it dumb to live with people you love and whom support you?
If anything, moving our is dumb.
