ITT: shit countries
>Iceland
literally who
>>51136404
Isn't Iceland a colony of a colony (Norway)?
>>51136404
>Iceland
>talking about shitty countries
ebin
>>51136404
>>51136430
Nice going naming the literal two best countries in the world.
>""""""""""""""""""ice""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""land""""""""""""""""""""
Didn't Iceland ban strip clubs because they were misogynistic?
all of the flags posted ITT belong to nice countries, except new zealand, fuck that climate
>>51136436
>>51136448
>>51136451
>>51136453
>>51136476
>>51136477
i bet you bullies pick on disabled people
>>51136477
Nah, just incase you see your cousin there and she gives you a lap dance
>>51136530
took you long enough
>>51136504
Hence why they're picking on you, you inbred
>>51136504
Obviously we're picking on you....
>>51136544
First of all there is literally nothing wrong with being a tad bit inbred. in strengthens blood lines. second of all, you are an australian.
>>51136544
>inbreeding
>>51136504
Only if he's from Iceland.
>>51136593
why do people always post oreimo when talking about inc*st? the anime has nothing to do with it.
>>51136459
What'd we do to you?
>>51136657
fuck off
>>51136404
We made you
>>51136691
rude
>>51136651
She straight up goes out with her own brother fà m.
Also, she plays all those incest vn's.
>>51136693
>WE WUZ VIKINZ N SHIIEEEEEEETTTT
>>51136693
Through incest?
>>51136735
v rude
>>51136404
>one of the only countries without a mcdonalds
Nigga, you are in myanmar and north korea category. You arent even a country.
>>51136762
>implying not having a McDonald's is bad
>amerifat
>>51136727
she goes out with him on a sibling date. its not romantic, its just to fool that one person.
>>51136693
Literally Iceland is the angsty teen who has got angry on his father
I want to see a Moldovan posting about Romania.
>>51136451
ITT, shitty languages
>>51136794
have you read it?
>>51136731
they wer tho.
>>51136544
kek
>>51136404
>>51136430
Succes breeds jealousy friend
>>51136868
They actually get into a relationship, but agree that siblings should not marry.
They intentionally make it short lived, just to get the temptation out of the way.
>>51136964
what the fuck, that is fucking horrible. im glad that was on in the anime
>>51136404
How the fuck are we a shitty country
It's been a while since I saw an Icelandic poster. Used to be two Faroese posters here too but I haven't seen them in a year
>>51137066
>How the fuck are we a shitty country
-kim jong un
>>51136954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceo7E1R78yo
>>51136404
Talk shit get hit minn sonur
>>51136404
>norway
>shitty
An objectively wrong and retarded opinion.
>>51136477
Also banned porn all together for the same reason.
>>51137158
>Norway and Sweden
>not shit
Iceland is the only true Nordic country left, and the best one.
>>51136465
pls give me refugee status im being oppressed by poodeau's hippy-dippy shit.
>>51137237
Only a crypto-mongol would saying something so wrong
>>51137318
A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER
>>51137360
>ROTTEN SHARK
>>51137360
A FUCKING INVERSE OUR FLAG
You're a meme top to bottom
>>51137419
>>51137437
CHEESE
>>51137437
You are literally just the Danish flag with an ink stain through the middle.
>>51137482
When will Denmark rise up and reconquer all these pretender states?
Sweden especially needs to be saved from itself.
>iceland thinking it matters
Awww how cute
>>51137468
>eats more cheese than the frogs and uses our invention to feed his gluttony
>>51137535
Dannebrog is a good flag this is why I am not ashamed that we have improved upon it.
You Australians defile the Union Jack with some sort of tramp stamp tier abomination.
>>51137681
yeah get fucked
>>51137681
the cheese slicer is a shit invention
have anyone actually managed to slice cheese with it properly? the cheese is never the same fucking size, so theres this leftover part you need to slice again but oops, thats a different size! into the trash it goes
you are better off with a knife
as for having a country's flag on your own, you cant be more pathetic than that, its not "improving" and no amount of mental gymanstics will make it acceptable
>norgay
>>51137830
wew lad
>>51137681
You didn't improve on it much, it looks pretty much like the Danish flag and shows how long you were keked by them. Also you use their stupid ö instead of the standard ö like we and Iceland do.
>>51137830
Cheese slicers are based as fuck, bud.
What are you some kind of barbarian that cuts cheese with a knife or something?
>>51137830
>using a knife
enjoy your huge slices you fatty
>Hungary talking shit about flags
you just took Bulgaria's flag and flipped it
>>51137923
>a colorblind swedish niggerlover
is this why you love refugees? brown dicks look like black ones?
>>51137999
Hungary has to put up a fucking fence because your women love the muslim cock so much you have to keep them out
>>51137999
>He has green dye on his flag
>Not an arab
>He cuts his cheese with A FUCKING KNIFE
Not only are you fat and a hun but a muslim as well. How are you even considered European
>>51138121
>Shit flag
>shit language
>shit food
>Shit women
>Shit music
Why does this country still exist.
>>51138149
It wouldnt if you hadnt saved him
Don't bully countries!
>>51138121
>>51138149
Atleast they didn't invent the abomination called anime, like a certain shitty country right next to them
>>51137881
>Not doing it the manly way and penetrating the O instead of just putting some emasculated dots over it.
This is why we laugh at you
>>51138080
>projecting
>>51138115
green is for fields where you can grow food
but you wouldnt know about that
England is so shit! I was in Bristol, Carlisle and even Shagpool was shit! SO overrated, english comedy shows made the country look good.
Whatever happened to world peace?
>>51137889
>>51137830
>not using wire.
>>51136829
>Australian
>comprehensible
>>51138271
Your country
>>51138271
No such thing.
When we're gone, we'll rest in peace.
Until then, we all have to deal with each other.
>>51138234
Germans and Turks also use ö with dots, are they emasculated? I think even Finland uses it, and they sure as hell aren't emasculated
Also you don't use the glorious ä
>>51138271
USA and bunch of muslims
>>51138314
>comprehensible
>said the fucking Dane
>>51138347
>swedish
>
You guys sound like you're trying to sign with your mouths full of cock.
>>51138234
Dude... that hurts
Land of mongrels desu
>>51138327
>Germany
>not emasculated
Have you ever met a German, pal?
>>51138347
>>51138364
1 with cock in the mouth, 1 with potato.
Potatoes taste good, cocks dont.
>>51138364
spotta ut gröten ur munnen, jag förstår inte vad säger karl
>>51138380
They are beyond saving desu... So are swedes unless shit hits the fan.
>>51138386
Thank you.
>>51138393
>splt pslt tlps splt
What?
>>51138386
>cocks dont.
how do you know?
>>51138410
I'm not that swedecurious.
>>51138373
You leave Malaysia out of this
All the communist countries are trash
>>51138386
>cocks don't
Yes they fucking do
>>51138448
I keked
>>51138492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298Cw3_qGwE
>>51138149
>Shit flag
>Shit women
>>51137830
The Hun is right, a knife is the only way to cut cheese for a sophisticated gentleman.
Cheese slicers are like rice cookers; pointless inventions so the Norjews can make more shekels.
>>51138623
>a knife is the only way
Your criminal is showing scum
The only contribution Iceland ever had was making Barca players take the bus to Milano so they weren't rested enough and got BTFO by based Milito and Sneijder.
>>51138518
Dude I dunno. I'm straight. Forgive me.
>>51138552
Perfect
SPAIN
>>51136430
>>51136459
>>51136480
>>51136498
>>51136530
>>51136691
>>51136735
fuck off spic, those countries might be full of cvcks, refugees and muslims but they are 1x10^9 better than mexico
pic relataed, a true shit country
>>51138659
>doesn't have manly knife culture.
FOCKING POOFTER M8
Reporting
I like it here though, I just need a little more money
>>51138700
Just realized how badass your flag is
>>51138659
I bet you love rice cookers and other pointless kitchen gadgets.
>>51138714
Sweet commie flag though
>>51138623
>>51138705
>too dumb to use cheese slicers
fucking savages and new worlder scum
>>51138714
>denied
>>51138184
This to be honest familia
>>51138767
>plz respond
>>51138764
>Cant even use a knife like a master.
fucking millenials i swear to ukko you wont survive this century XD
>>51138705
I wish I was Scandinavian. Such a superior culture.
>>51138764
i bet you cant slice your own bread either
somebody post the pic of the scandinavian girl reading mein kampf
>>51138831
I use knives for other things, but not for fucking cheese
Also Oden could kick Ukko's ass any day
>>51138735
>implying my diet doesn't exclusively consist of rye bread, oats and lamb heads.
>>51138867
>Not eating rotten fish products
What kind of Nordic are you?
>>51138926
The not inbred kind
>>51138860
>could
in your swedish dreams bro, oden would get slapped the shit out of him and next thing freya would be all over UKKO cos hes so manly.
>>51138856
gotchu senpai
>>51139054
lol my dad had black bible and mein kampf xD
>>51139054
thanks for the pic lad but that wasn't the one
the one i wanted she was sitting on a sofa indoors
>>51138963
>not eating surströmming
>not eating inlagd sill
You fucked too many Celts during the Viking age, it made you into pussies
>>51139141
I got u senpai
>>51139255
YES
>>51139255
Wow she's really beautiful
>>51139280
I've always adored the picture, and as soon as I read what you wrote I thought of it.
And only now do I realise the pillow has the swastika on it. I love it more and more everyday.
>>51139341
meh she's average
>>51139255
name?
>>51139409
you're average, shes beautiful
>>51139403
>And only now do I realise the pillow has the swastika on it. I love it more and more everyday.
that makes two of us
this girl is a full blown nazi
>>51139466
Yeah I was just joking, even by Swedish standards she's gorgeous
10/10 would wife (and move to another country with her so she wouldn't get raped)
>>51139443
Sorry. I've been looking for a name for ages and have never found a thing. Never found where or when the photo is from or anything. I just found it one day on /pol/ and that was it.
>>51136693
So, Britain made us, and we hate them.
Speaking of
>>51139741
>1150
>create Finland
>2015
>haha svenskar är pökar :DDD
>Turku on Suomen persenräika
>>51139403
Photoshop my friend
>>51140405
Don't ruin my fantasy, oil/snow-nigger
flag
>>51139403
>>51139500
dumb edgemaster naziboos hopefully a spider bites your peepees off
>>51139939
Actually it was Russia that granted Finland autonomy and thus created Finland.
>>51139939
lol fucking pök XDDD
>>51136404
Iceland, I...
>>51140526
But whats wrong with national socialism?
>>51140582
You were just a bunch of Finno-Ugric tribes until we united you under our rule. We created the basis for your country today.
>>51140661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
>>51140526
>he doesn't like natsoc
Cůck
Enjoy the SJWs taking over your country.
>>51138327
Ä is a shitty letter with no historical or cultural value in Scandinavia. Get on our level and use Æ, like Iceland, Denmark and the Faroes.
>>51136404
A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER. NORWAY HAS BEEN AROUND FOR 1000 YEARS, AND THEY MAKE A CHEESE SLICER.
>>51136404
shit
>>51136430
amazing country
>>51136453
meh
>>51136459
australia-lite
>>51136480
god-tier
>>51136498
shit
>>51136530
shit
>>51136829
great tbqhafwy (to be quite honest and fair with you)
>>51138121
shit
>>51138700
ok except for all the crime
>>51139741
god tier
>>51139939
good except politically and socially
norway is the best imho
>first-world middle-class citizens calling each other's countries shit
ebin lad
>>51136651
ICELAND I LOVE YOU
>>51145945
CHEESE
>>51140661
obviously you haven't heard of the ancient finnish empire
>>51136735
Are you mad because not everyone else lives in a mud hut like you spics?
>>51136480
Shit countries, he said
>>51136404
Ever since you escaped from Norway have you taken path of least resistance. Instead of paddle all the way to America where you could wallow in wealth and become what today is USA, you chose to crawl ashore at the first and best rock awash you could find. Iceland occurred in its time as a gigantic volcanic diarrhea waste from the Earth's interior, and that's precisely where you actually chose to settle - right in the planet's anus, where you clung to it like flies on a horse droppings. And that's okay - it's not unusual that flies remain on the horse droppings for awhile. Although, that doesn't mean they must have their own flag and symphony orchestra. But how did you manage to run the small gravel pit and its economy so far into the ditch, really? The answer must be that inbreeding through generations must have impaired your judgment. People who for centuries has experimented with unrestrained and irresponsible breeding between people, dwarf horse, and sheep - which has created the strangest mutations such as pop star Björk. But then all of your pocket money ran out and you asked us, your big brother, your father, your mother, to lend you money - even though we haven't heard a peep from you in nearly 1200 years. But that's alright, it's ok for you to come crawling back to beg your daddy when the cruel life hits back at you right in your face. We are happy to lend the little child who ran from home a little pocket money when he's in trouble. There is actually a beating heart for you here underneath the fat oil-shekel wallets of ours. We always take care of you, Iceland. Because we love you. Always and forever.
>>51136404
aparently we invented Nightcore too
look it up
>>51139255
>mein kampf
nice
>>51152215
How did you help them? Lend them money you made from selling cheese cutters?
>>51139255
She's norwegian and the pic is photoshopped.
>>51152448
Yes, and oil.
>>51145945
Holland, new zealand, france, basque country, and canada are disgusting shitholes(for 1st world standards)
>>51152564
Oil you say? I hear norway is filled with Muslims as well. Prepare to be liberated from you oppressive queen.
>>51152901
Yes like 3% of our population, it's quite horrible tbqh.
>>51152527
So do you know who she is
>>51152963
Tell me sven, does your monarchy allow you to vote?
>>51152215
>in nearly 1200 years
Except they were ours from 1262 and technically all the way up to 1814, and our relations were always pretty tight. They even designed their flag after ours, just like the Faroes did. It's a sign of their love for the motherland, the ones who gave birth to them, 1142 and ~1215 years ago respectively.
>highest obesity rate
> annual mass shootings
>shitty culture
>unhealthy culture
>imperial units
>butchering english language
>ZOG
>mulatto president
>invented the internet
>tolerant of illegal immigration
>terrible education system
>>51153322
all due to you chicanos
>>51153271
True.
>>51153012
Yes, he's pretty based.
>>51138315
>>51138335
World Wars before US domination: 2
World Wars after US domination: 0
some thanks should be in order for keeping yuropean savages from causing even more global conflicts that kill millions upon millions
>>51153012
He also has a twitter account. Mostly tweets about sailing.
>>51137681
Don't you talk shit about the aussies you cunt
>>51138257
See this is bullshit, our comedy usually paints a very shitty picture of england and how wank and crappy everything is
>>51155771
This, actually. As an avid brit-comedy watcher, I concur completely.
Just came to check that no fool would insult my glorious country.
Glad that people here are clever.
>>51156098
Your country is completely irrelevant, no one cares enough or even bothers to notice it to even insult it
Not that they would insult it ofc, just that even if there were a reason to, who'd remember anyway?
>>51156298
I can feel your jealousy from here, good luck in Londonistan
>>51156489
Yeah guess i'm a little jealous, I mean, I thought our island incest was the pride of europe, but you guys are even more inbred than us
>>51156489
Your country is a money laundry scheme. You keep the money of third world corrupt governments. Despicable.
>>51156629
>>51156783
Go on, I can feel your rage
>>51156931
Poor banter tbqh familam, it's true what they say about your peoples lack of humour
>>51156931
The brits will never know what it's like not being poor tbqh. Let them "banter" us to death all they want.
india amirite
>>51157074
top C U C K
>>51157275
>he cut out the superior nation above UK which goes by the name Germany
>>51157473
I have no issue with germany being above us though sven, point is that we're above you and the swiss :^)
>>51157275
Kek, you're a retard, you should take in account the population of the country :
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita
Now, where's Englandistan?
>>51158008
Yeah Qatar is fucking great, best country in the world and my homeland, I am Muhammad after all :^)
>>51157473
>>51158008
Wait, people from Norway and Switzerland believe they aren't poorer than us?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)
You guys are basically irrelevant, there is no use in comparison, you pail in every way.
>>51136794
You didn't watch season 2, did you
>>51136477
>rejecting jew backed degeneracy
>>51157653
Yes, Ukraine truly is richer than Norway. Relevant stats, thank you m'sir for this quality post!
>>51158865
that;'s by (PPP) which it shows in the name, not a very relevent stat, just to be a dick
See >>51157275 for the only one that matters
>>51158943
>>51158299
>people from Norway and Switzerland believe they aren't poorer than us?
Of course they aren't, the *people* in Norway and Switz are much richer than you guys. Your economy in total is much bigger but the people of those countries are much richer than people in your country. Nothing complicated here desu.
>>51138705
We don't need knives when we have manly cheese slicer culture
>>51161249
SLICE CHEESE
>>51136727
I thought it's because of the hentai parodies it spawned.
>>51153597
Yeah and fuck you because of it. Third world war culling would only benefit our planet.
I wanna rape, kill and pillage
>portugal
