Have italians ever eaten a real pizza? The crap they have in Italy looks horrible.
>italian """""""""pizza""""""""""
>>51115150
Fuck off yank you wouldn't know good pizza even if you shit it out of your mouth and ate it you fuckin burger queen
Fuck off you fat spic
>>51115228
>>51115271
>le unusually frustrated and upset bongs
>>51115150
Do people actually like NY pizza?
I'm not even attacking american pizza in general, just this one, it really looks like cardboard
>>51115228
>>51115394
>british "pizza"
>>51115150
italian pizza is the only pizza
you shit is a mockery
>>51115271
post your shaven legs again pls
>>51115969
>>51116216
thank you
>>51115969
>>51116216
>>51116388
the fuck
>>51115150
this must be b8
also inb4 my countrymen start posting pizza with dönersauce
fucking barbarians
>>51116601
There's a middle ground desu
Plain Neapolitan margherita is boring as fuck (if it's the only type of pizza eaten, once in a while it's OK), but shit like deep dish is just way too excessive
Just give me a reasonable amount of topping
>It's another pizza thread
i'd post a bored face but it's not worth going on know your meme and downloading one
>>51116887
post bunda instead fäm
>>51115271
Post boipussi
I feel sorry for you burger.
I've tried your pizza, in the states that is. It's not that your pizza in particular is bad, but your food is bad. It's completely industrial. Cisco provides the resources (the crops/ingredients) to most restaurants. You cannot make something great out of tasteless industrial chemical heavy-harvested-too-early food.
And that's some cherry picking there. Around here, pizza looks like this. And the crust is thin, but not too thin. Salted, but not too salty. The cheese? Organic, from cows that roam the mountains and eat tasty greens. The meat? Same story. Delicious and straight from San Daniel - one of the worlds best producers of salame/proscuitto.
I've invited some burgers who are stationed here to eat some good food. They don't know good food.
You don't know good food, even if it hit you in the face.
Good try though.
>There are people in this thread who are not part of the tonno masterrace.
I pity the fools.
>>51116980
Maybe try not to eat at shitty restaurants?
No halfway decent restaurant will get its ingredients from Cisco. That's hospital cafeteria-tier.
We have plenty of good food in the US, it's just that dumb tourists such as yourself only eat fast food or from chain restaurants and then wonder why the food is bad. That would be like me going to France, eating at Quick or Léon de Bruxelles and then being retarded enough to think that the French only ate frozen beef and mussels.
>>51117060
Negro mio
>>51116980
>Putting salad and Maggi on it
>>51117234
I went to this place and it was bretty good. As dago as can be.
http://tonyspizzanapoletana.com/
>>51117234
>Maybe try not to eat at shitty restaurants?
there are no non-shit restaurants in clapistan
>in b4 muh micros
>>51117075
u verse?
>>51116216
wow theyre so smooth
>>51115150
OP is right, Italian cooks are terribad
They have nothing on based Americans
>>51115338
Yes and you should get one with toppings. Even vegetarians don't order a cheese pizza.
Oh look a bait thread.
I'll bite.
I've eated American pizza in pizza hut and domino's when i was in the States... totally repulsive.
You guys ahould try making it more simple and with natural ingredients.
>>51118005
>cheese pizza
>>51118006
That is not American pizza you ass
>italian pizza doesnt even have cheese on it
Americans make everything better.
>>51117666
God damnit Washington. God damnit. I come to a pizza thread and there you are, trolling for dick.
DO YOU EVER STOP?
I haven't eaten in 3 days, so at this point, I'd eat one of those shitty little $1.50 Totino's pizzas.
>>51119153
>I haven't eaten in 3 days,
Why?
>>51116980
That pizza looks good but you have to wipe off the leaves first. Were you eating outside?
>>51119205
Too drunk/lazy to cook, not enough money to order pizza delivery.
well what op posted doesn't really loom delicious, it's "passable" at most, without that green shit of course.
however i was lucky enough to try an italian pizza (not from a pizzeria but that doesn't really matter from me) and it's the best one i ever tasted.
>>51116830
>>51116980
>>51117060
These look fucking great
>>51115150
tfw you see another american posting about food
>he doesnt exclusivly eat american pizza
Cullinary barbarians
>>51118005
There is literally nothing wrong with cheese pizza
>>51115228
>Be bong
>Talk about food
>Eat this
>>51117060
heat treated tuna fish
you fuggen disgusting animal you
>>51119407
Don't knock it till you've tried it
>>51119513
would you serve me one if I knocked you up on the door?
>>51119255
>green shit
>>51119513
i can't even tell if he is serious
heh
>>51119513
I guess you need to eat that because ham is banned by sharia law.
>>51119513
Is this the start of another ''Britcücks desperetaly trying to defend the existence of double taps and entertaining the /int/ellectuals of 4chan at the same time'' incident?
>>51119623
God damnit, boy.
>>51119739
No, it's a making a joke about a recipe from the 1900s that nobody uses , incident.
Where is the best region in Italy to have pizza?
>>51116980
Kek. Calmati fratem8. Americani sono così. Non posso mai dimenticare la pizza napoletana. Salsicce e friarhielli(?). O pure semplicemente margherita.
Ho fame mo...
>>51118006
>I've eated American pizza in pizza hut and domino's
that really isnt american pizza
>>51118126
ummm? you realize that cheese pizza is pizza margherita right??
>>51119323
I'd throw 50 kittens into a wood chipper to have that right now.
>>51117422
look mom he's doing it again!!!!!! anything non chain owned in america is a meme!!!!!
>>51120164
precisely why it's cringeworthy calling it that way desu
>american "cheese" (not even worthy of a name?)
>mozzarella fresca
>>51120430
look, i've lived in italy, their pizza shits on ours but our pizza shits on the rest of europe for free, unless somehow a country not on this map has great pizza
your pizza shops are owned by turks ours are owned by neopolitan and sicilian diaspora whove been making the same recipe since they moved here.
>>51120619
i got you m8
cheese ain't orange
>>51120911
>somehow a country not on this map has great pizza
somehow a country that i've not visited on this map has great pizza
>>51119618
it looks disgusting and tastes disgusting, sorry m8
American pizza is just superior in all ways
>>51121139
How does American thinking process even work? It seems completely alien.
>>51121246
What are you talking about?
>>51116980
wew
>italians buttmad because america is better than them at the only thing their country is good at
>>51121246
he is baiting by saying it's better than italians but i will pick apart your thought process
it's american so it's shit, without considering anything else.
there's literally nothing wrong with that pizza
AMERICAN PIZZA DUDES USA # ITALIAN PIZZA SUCKS HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!
USA!!! USA!!! USA!! USA? A-OK!! USA!!
>>51116980
Someone is mad as fuck
>>51120911
>your pizza shops are owned by turks
Bullshit, almost exclusively run by Sicilians (at least where I live, maybe it's different in Berlin or wherever you were), and not mestizo Jersey Shore tier hurritagers but ones who were actually born there
>>51116980
We even make better versions of Italian pizza then you guys!
>>51121456
>almost exclusively run by Sicilians
maybe in a rare case
>and not mestizo Jersey Shore tier hurritagers
oh, just get fucked
>>51119655
t b h finland does the best pizza
>>51121574
Believe me or not, every small village here has at least one pizzeria, and they're always run by bona fide first gen Sicilians.
Now of course there's döner shops too who sell among other stuff lahmacun (Turkish "pizza", but it's a niche sale there compared to regular kebab), but they never ever declare themselves pizzerias
>>51121675
i really don't care what you say because you've gone and pissed me off with that jersey shore comment.
i am sure argentina uruguay and brazil also have good pizza because of the mass immigration from italy to these countries as well but i am sure you would not question the quality or make a smart ass comment as such.
>>51121675
I don't know about Germany because i've visited your country briefly compared to the rest of europe but most pizzerias i've seen in northern europe are owned by tunisians or some generic north africans pretending to be italian... it's kinda funny because they really try to look italian but their menus are filled with spelling errors and non italian dishes
>>51121855
>>51121675
>>51121828
>jersey shore
It's true though, you have a lot of "muh huritage" folks claiming "I'm X!" while they're often in fact only 1/16 X because of mixing for over 150 years with other ethnicities. Jersey Shore is a good example for that (indio mongrels claiming to be Italian)
>>51121855
Where have you been? Some big city like Berlin, Hamburg or the Ruhrpott?
Like I said I'm a villager from the upper Rhine, so maybe it's different. Also I know in places like Sweden or Finland, pizza places are often run by ayy rabs. But here we have more than enough of you to be able to get the real deal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italians_in_Germany
Also pic related the menu of my nearest pizza place, out of curiosity does it have many spelling errors in the Italian part?
At least the name of the guy in charge of the places doesn't sound very Turkish/Arabic to me
Fucking lol @ everyone who took this obvious bait.
Hola amigos.
Italian pizza is thin and crunchy
and amerifat pizza is way better
>>51122698
>Where have you been? Some big city like Berlin, Hamburg or the Ruhrpott?
Hamburg, Berlin, Frankfurt and a couple of times in Munich so yeah, big cities
That menu has a couple of weird things, can't really tell if he's legit or not, probably second gen that doesn't speak italian though
>pizza spaghetti
Never seen this one, don't know what to expect but it's funny
>>51122698
>you have a lot of "muh huritage" folks claiming "I'm X!" while they're often in fact only 1/16
oh yes, that is true. when you hear someone say that they're northern european, german, french or anything british assume that's the case.
but with italian and slav disaporas we really have not been in the country for as long as them and we also lived in ethnic neighborhoods in specific areas of the country until my parents generation, we're really only starting to get mixed from my generation. 3 of my grandparents were born in italy and the last one was born like 5 years after they immigrated here.
>Jersey Shore is a good example for that (indio mongrels claiming to be Italian)
jersey shore was a manufactured show by mtv that actually triggered me, when it came out i knew that this was going to happen. i moved down south and get comments about jersey shore all the time, even though i'm from pennsylvania.
none of this has to do with pizza either, all you have to do is follow the same recipe from your dad.
>>51115150
That shit is so good dude
If you live in Los Angeles go to 800 Degrees Pizza in Westwood, shit is great
all these pizzas in this thread look dilicious to mee
u're are cunts
>>51122958
Well the owners speak in a very thick Italian accent and in what's obviously some southern dialect whenever Italian customers show up (got some half Sicilian cousins who still speak the language)
Of course our menus here are a bit adapted to the local market, haven't tried any of that weird stuff like spaghetti on top of pizza either though
>>51123036
Fair enough if you or family have personally not been there too long, but didn't the majority of Italian immigration to the US happen between 1850 and 1900?
>>51123261
>but didn't the majority of Italian immigration to the US happen between 1850 and 1900
mostly from 1890's to 1930's
My dad immigrated from Germany so I have both German and American citizenship
>>51121574
>>51121828
>>51123036
Buttmad """""""""Italian""""""" American detected
>>51123362
i don't think i'm italian, i think im an american of italian descent.
Murrican pizza is good because we have so many italian immigrants on the east coast, the place I go to is owned by neapolitans. It is the closest you can get to the real thing out side of italy. I hear italian being spoken in the back ground and everything.
>>51123261
>Of course our menus here are a bit adapted to the local market
Yes that's expected, i didn't event comment on pizza hawaii because i've seen pizzerias owned by actual italians selling that but things like "gnocchi tagliatelle" doesn't make any sense and i've only heard people like Gordon Ramsey call bruschetta "bruscetta"
>>51123348
>dad (illegally) immigrated from Mexico
>only have American citizenship
Where the fuck is my dual citizenship?
>>51123390
>an american of italian descent.
hahaha go back to the Jersey shore you dago bastad
>>51123390
Don't listen to these albanian and romanian jealous immigrants, I've met many real italians from italy and they think its cool that we still care about our culture.
Those filthy slav mutt niggers can be born in italy, speak perfect italian, pay taxes to italy but they will ALWAYS be outsiders. They will never have the lineage like we do.
>>51123495
>gnocchi tagliatelle
Now that you mention it, it does sound very weird. Maybe it was missing an "or" I guess
>>51123560
>italy but they will ALWAYS be outsiders. They will never have the lineage like we do.
i actually lived in italy and felt like an outsider but i got better at the language and felt more welcome than other people who were doing an exchange there
youre being muh heritage
>>51123560
That's the most cringeworthy shit I ever read
>>51119407
>>51119655
What is actually wrong with a toast sandwich?
In terms of palette, and in terms of texture and taste, a toast sandwich is basically the same thing as a pizza.
Both of them rely mainly on carbs
Both of them are 'low spice' foods
Both rely heavily on dairy (a pizza must have the right amount of cheese and a toast sandwich must be correctly buttered on both sides of the toast which gives a classic mozzarella taste)
Both are typically shared between a family
Both have their origins in poverty stricken communities
They taste similar. Pizza is basically a toast sandwich without the fresh bread
>>51121611
I can clearly see American "cheese" slices on that. What the fuck? And is that cabbage on top?
pizza with mustard is the best pizza.
>>51124970
Delet this
>>51116980
>tutte le risposte da parte degli americani sono "lol u mad"
per niente sorpreso peo
>>51125440
not realizing the 2 (two) responses to you were baiting you, in a bait thread
autist tier
>>51122698
>nur 18
>nur 26
Do you sell pizzas by diameter size? That's quite based, here they usually tell the size by number of slices and I have no idea of how big a slice is.
>>51117060
This
Triggers the american way too much desu
>>51121539
Memes aside, looks good.
>>51116216
Noice
Rate the pizza I had a few days ago
>>51122698
>Rigatoni Panna oder Tortellini
>Gnocci Tagi(NO L)atelle
11/10
>>51124970
Sounds surprisingly good desu
>>51127396
looks good. where'd you get that
>>51117234
>>51121539
>>51121432
seppos entering full damage control
>>51128250
How is it damage control?
>>51128281
>s-s-shut up our pizza is good if not better than yours!
it's reminiscent of the irish-american youtube commenter who said that "ireland wasn't irish enough"
>>51128333
The pizza is good though
>>51128380
whats that brown shit? is that the stuff you get on pizza hut meat lovers?
>>51128421
Ground beef?
>>51128456
probably doesn't belong on a fancy, upscale pizza then
>>51127983
Pizza place in San Francisco
>>51128333
good doesn't equal authentic
>>51123498
you can apply for it
if for some reason your father had spaniard fathers or grandfathers you can apply for spaniard nationality aswell
