why can't australians kill a couple of emus?
>>51090102
technically we did kill a couple but not enough to cull them effectivelly
>>51090102
We did. In fact, we killed around 3000.
>>51090102
not enough americans to practice on
>>51090133
And the emus killed twice as many australians
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Why can't Americans eat a couple of vegetables
>>51090154
that would be cannibalism
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>>51090186
>be australian
>come home from fighting in the great emu war
>walk in to bedroom
>emu is fucking your wife
>wife is moaning with pleasure
>emu is staring in your eyes
>call police because guns are banned
>we're sorry sir, there's nothing we can do. may god have mercy on your soul
>turn away from phone
>emu is behind you
>the last thing you hear is "strewth, nothin personnell, cunt" before being mauled to death by emus
such is life in australia
>>51090232
I'm on AUS side but I kek'd hard at this.
>>51090232
8/10, only thing is that the gun buyback scheme was well after the emu culling program. And why would a soldier coming home from fighting not have a gun?
We should do what they do to the seagulls in my area. Go around shaking all the eggs so the birds inside die, but the parents never know so they just sit on them forever waiting for them to hatch until they are also dead.
>>51090283
>implying the emu war doesnt continue in the heart and soul of every australian to this day
>implying the australian army doesn't use high capacity assault spoons
do they not teach these things in school, or do resources not exist for that thanks to the Great Emu War?
>>51090354
if youre going to make these threads you need to make sure you have your fellow countrymen on standby to assist your banter efforts so your thread doesn't just get buried.
>>51090415
my countrymen are asleep and innumerous. my flagmates are not trained in the art of epic banter. i am alone in this endeavour, but i shan't cease until i get hungry enough that i cant bear being awake.
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>>51090102
this is why irish famine is not considered a war crime
>>51090450
the lone watchman. I salute you and your efforts, may you be blessed with endless buttered coffee and red cups.
>>51090495
and may your epic banter ever grow longer, my drunken desert anglo brother.
>>51090325
DEVILISH
You're still analpained from the earlier thread, aren't you?
>>51090232
>Even when bantering he still has to work kekoldry into his post
>Dat obsession
Americans, ladies and gentlemen.
>>51090659
>get cucкed by emus
>project about projection to project
australian projection, projectormen.
>>51090796
All jokes aside though, why is that so prominent in your minds these days?
>>51090818
for society: culture of keks
for me: epic memes of course
