Why can't Americans just understand that we will never, EVER, give up our eggs?
>>51089225
You know we have those too, right?
The store a couple blocks from me has a whole rack of them.
Would you be so kind as to remind me of the legal status of Kinder Surprise Chocolate Eggs in The United States of America. For the life of me, I just can't remember.
>>51089250
see
>>51089249
100% legal, Chang.
>>51089249
>>51089272
proofs?
>>51089249
>>51089272
No need to make things up. Come on now.
>>51089249
that's because you shop at your disgusting asian markets full of bootlegs and conterfeits, wang-kun
>be american
>try to smuggle egg across border
>get fined $2500
>>51089225
>open /int/
>see 20 threads about us by Australian shitposter
I love your obsession with us, bro. We adore you too.
>>51089287
Lots of places carry them, especially independent convenience stores run by foreigners.
>>51089315
Stop lying.
>>51089304
Sick comeback!! You sure gottem!!!
USA! USA! USA!
>>51089339
USA
AUS
dear god .. we are brothers!
>mfw: draconian egg laws
>be american
>detest ovoid confectionaries
>>51089332
> says the Chink lying to himself
>buy kinder egg and head a ball: illegal
>buy guns and weed: ok
You will never understand. We are safeguarding your future and your past.
So many strategic attacks on america from australia today tbqh
>>51089551
Surely the United States will never recover.
>be american
>smuggle a cheeky little surprise across the border
>get fined $2500 by anti-egg officer
>tip the officer 10% of the $2500 for his service
>get shot
>>51089249
>>51089622
>10%
At least 35%tip is standard when the police protect and service (TM)
>>51089725
The streets will be safer tbph
>eggs
>>51089565
You won't because you guys stay butthurt forever. like with 9/11
>>51089225
>In January 2011, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a $300 (Canadian dollars) fine for carrying one kinder egg across the U.S. border into Minnesota.[15]
Cannot make this shit up!!
>>51089225
I'm going to piss in your pet koala's mouth.
>>51093030
>In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the U.S. from a trip to Vancouver. According to one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as US$2,500 per egg.[16]
>>51089225
pls bring me your eggs
>>51093030
>>51093085
>>51093107
>On December 26, 2012, a petition was created on the White House website through the "We The People" campaign to end the ban on the import and sale of Kinder Surprise Eggs in the United States. However the petition failed to meet the required number of signatures by January 26, 2013, and was therefore declined.
Freedom DENIED!
>>51093030
>>51093085
FREEDOM AINT FREE YOU FUCKING EURO COMMIE
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