Why do Americans always batter their batter?

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Why can't Americans handle the batter?

>>51089220
SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I prefer to batter you're mum

>>51089188
something something shoes

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>>51089244
>be american
>batter the batter while wearing red cupped buttered shoes while swimming inside on the roof during curfew hours

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iMjTAoxYZ7

i just had a great idea lads
>get coffee beans
>batter the coffee beans
>batter stick of butter
>make coffee from ground battered coffee beans
>put battered butter in coffee
>sing "the star spangled banner" after drinking this beverage
what do you think /int/

>>51089314
Are you wearing your shoes of articulation?

>>51089345
Where is the fugging bergur? :DDDD

>>51089345
Sounds like a nice post-firing range 1st dinner

>third worlders don't wear shoes while deep frying there morning coffee

lmao poorfags

>>51089314
Just want you to know I'm having a wank to your voice on repeat

>>51089376
australians

>>51089376
cheers

>be american
>get battered