Why do Americans always wear suspenders to bed?
To match our shoes.
They're called braces, not "suspenders". You wouldn't understand.
To match our coffee.
>>51089096
What exactly are you bracing for?
>>51089104
our coffee getting shot
>>51089133
But that's bulletproof coffee m8
>>51089138
but it's bulletproof, so rather than shattering, the force of the bullet pushing the cup would knock you over if you werent braced with bracers
i bet you think america lost the vietnam war too
>>51089196
Lets not getting egging about the Vietnam war, this is a suspenders thread, afterall.
>>51089100
>>51089133
>>51089196
I know this is a beginning phase meme but that actually looks pretty good. Is it?
>>51089223
It's beet served in a red cup
>>51089223
i dunno, im an immigrant
>>51089240
*best
