France has always been surrender monkies.
>fly to Paris
>get off the plane wearing BDU pants
>customs agent immediately surrenders
>I am confused
>all around me Frenchmen are throwing down their weapons and surrendering
>women coming out of the woodwork to collaborate with the strong American Invaders
>tfw now the King of France
Very funny, dear independent-because-of-France America
This thread will get over 200+ replies and all of them will be butthurt Frenchies.
>>51075655
Don't you have to Pray for the 4th time today soon?
>>51075702
What about you ?
Don't you have to thanks France for your independence ?
>>51075613
>>51075655
Just because you distracted the British by getting your ass whooped like a little monkey bitch doesn't mean you are responsible for Americas's independence you dirty frog fucker.
>>51075938
>getting your ass whooped like a little monkey bitch
lmao, we rekted 'em, ya mad ?
>>51075613
>wearing BDU pants
>mfw OP stared clapping after the plane landed
>>51075938
fucking canada, we know you're retarded and can't even learn the history of Quebec (the city even) properly, i.e. outside of your master's propaganda, so it's okay, we won't continue the debate.
But please consider leafing this world as soon as you find a rope strong enough to hold your fat ass in the air, northern texas.
>>51075700
tbf you were the ones bumping this thread to success
>>51075655
I would say that American intervention to save France from German occupation, twice, was enough to sufficiently return any favour owed.
>>51076679
>twice
Once
