>enter in airplane
>see this
What to do?
Say hi, sit down and fasten your seatbelt.
Ask them which part of Mexico they came from
>>51069171
Turn 360 degrees and walk out.
>>51069171
call the police
As-salamu alaykum
say szczęść boże
>>51069171
Tell my wife and my wife's son that we have to get another plane instead
>>51070303
>wife's son
C U C K
respond with thumbs up and then take a nap
say that u re pregnant or that you re a goat, then they probably wont kill you
>>51069171
Please, respetable belgian citizens, don't blow the plane up, please
>>51069171
Already happened, although they weren't wearing turbants
Say that I'm a Toyota employee.
>>51070425
>>51069171
Nothing, you dumb racist
>>51069171
Talk with them desu.
If you live fearing other people you are just a kek and if they are terrorist who cares you are dead anyway
>>51073589
keks
Ask them to tell me stories about their countries and adventures. I like to know about different lifes.
>>51069171
Turn 5648641600 degrees and walk out.
>>51069171
Exit airplane and report the flight to the DHS
this isn't where I parked my car
tell them its a better idea to attack an embassy than a plane
>>51074779
this
Don't get on the plane.
Walk away.
>>51069171
Yell "Deus Vult!" and push the button?
assalamu aleikum, where is the pilot brothers? I want to do the takedown myself inshallah
>>51069171
Say selamın aleyküm and enjoy a friendly chat with those bro-tier looking funky guys.
>>51070425
UUUUUHH Savage!
>>51069171
dont lose my cool because I'm not an autist
>>51069171
Prepare my ass for some mile high cultural enrichment
>>51070303
>>51074903
>>51074935
>>51075032
>>51069171
>be me today
>go to a futball match today
>sit down look to the side
>something like this
>stand up get a new sit near the riot police
>>51069171
Aleyküm selam guys
>>51069171
Laugh nervously.. Ask them 'I will get to my destination r-right habibis? You can have my food if you want to'
>>51069171
Ask attendants if they have kosher meals.
Not even Jewish
welcome
>>51070176
>tfw american "education" is not a meme
>>51069171
Be glad that I'm not going to be sitting next to obnoxious airplane drunks.
>>51073911
dude's got that one guy from the /fa/ meetup on his right
>>51069171
Get off the plane. I refuse to fly with dirty violent mudslimes
>>51084940
know your memes
>>51069171
Talk to them about the trashing Real got yesterday.
>But really I'd just look for my seat and sit in it.
>>51069171
exit from airplane
>>51069171
>Decide which one, by body language, muscle tone, and general disposition, is capable of being "taken down" in a hijacking situation and then plan out my "Sleeping Sergeant Stone" attack since I know for certain that they plan to take the plane into a nosedive until the fire rises and there is no survivors.
>>51086112
>there is
Wow.. Please forgive me.
>>51069171
Wave to them
>>51069171
remove kebab :-DDD
>>51086204
>remove kebab
>Serbia
>>51069171
Sit next to them so I can build a friendship with them.
Then they'll take me as a hostage instead of killing me
>>51086204
So you're gonna commit suicide?
>>51086566
They'll throw you out of the plane above the Grand Canyon so you serve as an exemple.
Personally I would tell them there is a special on couscous in the terminal right before the plane taxis for takeoff.
>>51069171
Tbh I'd be afraid.
>>51073911
t. Maghrebi
Nothing, since I'm not a racist. Also they already randomly selected by security so what's the problem?
>>51069171
What the fuck Pavel, you don't get to bring friends!
>>51069171
>>51069171
Sunni pride worldwide,r-right guys?
Eating pork for lunch
>>51079532
shit movie
>>51084940
You just learn about 4chan my friend?
>Salam brothers
>Sit down and fasten seatbelt
Discuss with them the Islamic school of thought and hope things don't blow over between us.
>>51069171
do a 180 and teleport away
>>51069171
If I pull their turban off will they explode?
