I have no idea for new editions this time edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
interpals.net
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old thread:
>>51020174
>>51020174
>>51020174
>>51062765
Hi guys :3
2nd for anime
>>51062802
Hi hans
Sup, bros.
>>51063080
Nothing much. How is it going with your qt?
There isn't a 16th guy, r-right?
I love my Finnish qt's voice, lads... Need to import her for advanced memeing purposes.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02d5WfVmvNx
>>51063279
It's going amazing, thank you for asking. And how are yours doing? Where is your main qt from?
>>51063537
suomi xDDDDD
>>51063879
I-i... don't have a qt ;_; There's a few I talk to but I don't consider to be my qts, lel
>>51064336
How? Are you waiting for them to message you first? Don't do that man
>>51061899
anyone
>>51064750
Every france girl that's msged me has been brown. I mean seriously? They fucking claim to be french too. Fuck that cuntry
Does anyone else think kpop boys look creepy as hell? They approach the uncanny valley with their androgynous plasticiness
how2start conversations
>>51064750
My experience on French girls
Native language: Arabic
Fluent: French
everytiem
>>51064385
He came for the qts and stayed for the lads
Also, hi milbro
Currently arguing with my Russian qt about Russia and USA military in Europe.
She's basically in full "Russia dindu nuffin" mode and saying USA is just bullying Europe to let them do what they want
The complete madman
Interpals messed with the order of the messages as always
>>51065387
Hii bby <3
>>51065430
she's right.
>>51065641
N-no homo, r-rite?
>>51065387
>>51065746
desu senpai I would also like some lads to talk to
girls are just boring as fuck and stories they tell me aswell.
It feels so dull to talk to girl if she isnt sending nude pics in every 10th msg.
>>51065430
she's right.
>>51065863
I've been talking to the same two girls for a year and it never gets old.
You just gotta find the good ones.
>>51065430
she's right.
Now she's grasping for straws and is talking about "all the native Americans being killed" which everyone knows is complete and utter bullshit.
What can I say?
>>51065863
Then I'm not your "man" desu
>>51065969
nah man, even with nudes, once you bust the girl gets boring and you have no interest in talking to her
Probably gotta find some girl with loads of stories that will be accompanied by nude pics.
Missing some srs brotalk desu senpai
>>51066180
I've jacked off to my qt probably 100 times. It never gets old
Like I said, just gotta find the right one
>>51065430
Murica here, can confirm she's right.
>>51065430
This:
>>51065710
>>51065863
>>51066005
>>51066357
>Murica here, can confirm she's right.
>>51066218
Alright, will try finding the right qts.
>>51065969
How do you have enough material to talk about? My life is boring and so are most qts
I think I would get bored of anyone on earth just talking everyday. There's only so much you can talk about without doing something.
>>51065863
>>51066180
i think the same pavel.
most grills are a piece of shit and worthless aside from the physical attraction and fucking.
but there are a few around that are genuinely great.
in my experience its maybe 1/20 of the ones i talked to - and im seriously picky.
so dont give up!
>>51066971
I don't know, we just have that connection.
You guys talk shit on me, but me and her have been texting basically every waking moment virtually every day for the past 10 months, calling sometimes 3 times a day for hours and we've never once ran out of things to say.
>>51067034
Not only the girls are vapid heads tbqh. Only 1/20 of the guys are worth talking to considering the vast majority of guys are Turks and Arabs and tumblr fags
Why can't I find qts with big tits? This is seriously triggering me
>>51067331
90 of the qts I've had over the years have been flat as a board.
I swear that's just what my brain wants and I subconsciously looked for those kids of girls
>>51067331
Have you already tried /luizaaraujo?
Pretty qt and she's got some hefty tiddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LJGzJ7sD58
>>51067316
Well ofc you wont write with some Turk, dont be disgusting.
Tbh guys I admire those indians and niggers and turks that write shit soooooo
cheezy on qts prof. pics and overall just fucking go rapey mode on every girl
they encounter, they make my day bit brigter
Godspeed you filthy fucks!
>>51067503
>implying a German will ever be able to trick a south italian
keep dreaming Alter :^)
45th post for Clayton.
Come here, you sexy beast, you! ;3
>>51067578
seen a block list of a girl is was talking to, you wont believe the amount of 4channers were on it
>>51065430
Obama here, can confirm, I bully.
>when you and your qt can't decide which ice cream flavour you want to eat
>>51067777
>>51067684
How about German chicks? Many are flat but we've got grills with hefty tiddies desu senpai
>>51067730
I love those guys, if I could I would start a religion to support their rape-believes
On the other hand you should see my block list. Most of girls are sandniggers or SEA monkyes.
Those types of girls that are really desperate for any attention they can get. Pains me everytime I have to block such an abomination
I'm quite drunk at the moment desu.
any belgian anons want to hang out?
i'm 9000
>>51067939
no homosex
>>51067777
>leggermente gassata
>>51067891
Actually I found a virgin german qt with very bit tits (and she wasn't fat at all) but I blew it because I chose a spanish grill instead that fucked me over in the end. At the time I was even living in Germany btw. Worst decision of my life desu senpai
>>51067978
no homo. just lets have some beers and talk about them /cp/ qts.
>>51068006
Would if you were in Prague #onlyhomothough
>>51068099
i love homo friends. no homo though.
>tfw boys hit on me more than girls
That's the way she uses the remote btw
>>51068191
>tfw girls often ask me whether I am gay
fucking hell 4 days and still no qts
>>51068211
alien feet desu
>>51068226
jelly as fuark
>tfw no czech gf
>>51068211
those feet though.
jesus.
>>51068211
she is fat, sorry senpai to break it to you like this
>>51068291
dont be jelly, they are interested in having gay friend not in having gay-looking fuckbuddy
>mfw i accidentally view an italian grill's profile and she views me back
>>51068347
the closer she is the better, dont be gay.
>>51068347
homofag
>>51068387
>>51068429
italian grills are all 0/10 to me. Except that ginger south italian I saw the other day, she is god-tier
>>51065430
She's right
>>51068211
Disgusting.
>tfw my qt has amazing feet but it's so hard to get her to show me
She'll put a thong on and bend over for me, but gets mad when I ask to see her toes.
>>51068466
it must be awkward af talking to qt in your motherlanguage
>>51068211
childfeet/10
>>51068345
She is not fat though she's a midget
>>51068569
I didn't send her a message desu, I knew it would be a waste of time.
I don't speak to italian girls on IP anyway.
>>51068569
>have to use french
id rather kill myself
>>51068481
post qt feet.
amateur feet are god tier
>>51068629
Ena's feet were pretty qt but I didn't save them
>>51067465
>kids
Freudian slip nigga.
>>51068629
>>51068629
I can't for reasons
>>51069301
You told her about this place didn't you
>>51068880
l-lads anyone having her feet saved?
>>51069444
>>51069299
Oh god, given the context that's pretty hilarious. You know what I meant though
>>51069365
Nah, she has a tattoo and I don't need to give you guys another excuse to meme
Fuck I ran the script for like an hour and I had no idea what I was getting into
>>51069301
This desu. Never bost your qt in here, you'll either be made fun of, or get cu cked.
>tfw a nigger starts talking to you
>>51065430
she's right.
Atheist Filipino chicks are the fucking best. Easy to understand and talk to, have American oriented interests, but are not obsessed, have a thing for white men as all Asian girls do, and they are very dependent on their family, which causes them to have low self esteem and seek validation and approval from other sources.
The only cons I can think of is that it's hard to find the qts. There are definitely some there, though.
>>51069930
I want to be just like Alabama man 2bh
>>51069526
Now give me her feet then
>>51069930
Did you just use "Filipina" and "best" in the same sentence?
Just quit while you're ahead, bro
>>51070073
I think I have Guenters feet but I don't know if they are hers
>>51070246
Shut the fuck up. Your opinion is garbage and so is your slag. Fuck you and fuck all of your bullshit you fucking kek fag.
>>51069930
kek the one that swallowed a dildo? That looked disgusting
>>51070273
ne lass mal
>>51070320
Thats an Alabama man alright
>>51070320
Confirmed for nigger.
You deal realize I used to live in the Philippines? Had a Pinay gf for a bit. If anyone is qualified to talk shit on them, it's me
>>51070445
you will also be qualified to shittalk Brazilians soon :^)
hes is white btw
>>51070571
As a southerner myself, I'll admit Alabama is one of the more white southern states, because it's too poor even for niggers.
what means when a message goes pink to white to pink again
just a bug?
>>51071191
It means she wants the D
>>51069688
Haha what happened? I was about to but I don't know if my body is ready.
Who /neverscripted/ here?
Feels good to know I did it all on my own
>>51071622
Me desu. Quality >>>> quantity
>>51069692
>using a milo pic when he almost exclusively dates black guys
>>51071564
I just have work to do today but now I've got qt after qt sending me messages and I'm desperately juggling like six conversations. Not sure what I was expecting, I guess it'd be awesome if I were more prepared for this
>>51070634
Oh fuck, lithumurica is my countryman
>>51067714
yes?
>>51071622
It's getting old having no one message me back...
>>51072390
I've lived in North Carolina, Georgia and Texas. Besides the niggers and the humidity, it's not bad.
>>51072542
You ugly or just black?
>>51072903
>implying being black doesn't automatically make someone ugly
Damn it feels good to be white
>>51072903
Blue eyed blonde m8, decent looking. I think my beard scares the Asians I thirst for.
>>51068345
>fat
>>51073482
this is the thing I love most about /cp/ never change guys
>>51067777
>not having Cherry Garcia
>>51073482
Please stop posting shit quality pictures. Better to not post anything at all
>>51073676
>implying I want the Taiwanese poster that studied her same subject in the same city the same year to recognize her.
I've come to the conclusion that Turkey can't handle the bants.
I've been blocked by three Turk girls in a row for sending them a message that got instant replies (half of them angry, but still turned out well) from other girls.
Turks are shit-tier: confirmed.
>>51073731
>Implying you can tell asians apart
>>51073738
I thought that was common knowledge though
>>51069930
STOP
Flips are seriously the worst
>>51073801
I doubted it until I learned from experience. Jesus Christ, it's like every girl there got autism from their childhood vaccinations.
>>51071867
>implying milo is actually honest and not just a human meme
>>51074178
>implying you're not just a g*y s*x Milo orbiter XDDDDDD
I keep looking at sexy Korean girls profile pics, looking up their Instagram, and crying over the fact that I will never meet a girlfriend like that
>spend 20 minutes planning message to uber-qt
>she goes offline just as I hit "Send"
>tfw she will never read it
>tfw I will never brush her soft hair or kiss her soft lips.
>>51075230
c u c k
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btw bros, why is every girl in interpal thai or ruskie?
>>51075316
>btw bros, why is every girl in interpal thai or ruskie?
Because God made Interpals so that we would be happy.
>>51075404
tfw I'm a believer now
Awesome
>>51075316
>"so that we would be happy"
>he mentions 'thai'
talking with ruskie qt
"I wish you were here) I would cook you pancakes and borsch"
Im panicking guys, what do I say "t-thanks"?
/KpopPrincess
>mfw
>>51075954
>"I wish you were here) I would cook you pancakes and borsch"
Post full convo detailing exactly how you got to that point plz.
>>51075316
Cause they wanna learn English (or Japanese kek) and GTFO of their countries.
There would be about 5 million Chinese girls but they can't figure out how to bypass the great firewall of China.
Anyone ever get nudes from milfs? I might start trying
>>51075954
How the fuck did you get to that point anyways? Tell her you'd love to eat her borsch and then heavily imply that you mean her vagina. Lay it on thick because you've got a language barrier.
>>51076117
>I'll lap your borsch right up, and also anything else hot, beet-red and leaking creamy smetana ;))))))))
>>51075994
You better have sent her the Koreaboo pasta
>>51076036
wtf, all I want to do is to go to Russia to become a Putins soldier or go to Thailand to become a Theravada monk. These girls are crazy I tell you
>>51076176
Я хoтeл бы cъecть вceх твoих бopщ и тoжe вce-тo жapкo, кpaccнoe кaк бypoк и гдe тeчeт cмeтaнa
basically the same thing with a bit broken grammar
>>51076316
Hermano, tiengo una que me dice el mismo, ella ya me dice que me quier y que puedo hacer lo que queira. Vamos los dós? :3
>>51076398
This was meant for this
>>51075954
If you're not the same person.
>>51076375
*cвeклa instead of бypoк
>>51076176
top kek. I wish I didnt like her, because I would love to say that
>>51076398
cooool, can you imagine that, reuniting the peninsula under Putins flag whit our ruskie sons? Awesome
>>51076375
Зaчeм ты пepeвoдишь? Я гoвopю пo-pyccки.
>>51076398
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51076464
Nah hermano, ella teria de vir conmigo para la Europa, no quiero que mis hijos hablen Russo nativamente.
>>51076316
do it
learn russian, join russian army and after 3 years of service they grant you russian citizenship
>>51076375
Also,
Я cъeм твoй бopщ, и тaкжe чтo-нибyдь eщё, кoтopый жapкий, etc. Your shit is really bad.
>>51076602
Well, the thing is it is a basement dweller fantasy, I'm too comfy playing Insurgency and talking with qts
>>51076656
Then you'll never have your qt anyway, so stop hogging her. Profile pls.
>>51076711
pls no bully
>>51076511
y тeбя aмepикaнcкий флaг, кaк мнe знaть?
>Girl with only a pic of dogs messages me
How high are the chances of her being an uggo, from 0 to 10?
>>51076316
I'm new here so explain what thai craziness is like pls. Stories appreciated I'll be here all night.
>>51076309
Sent it
>>51076969
oh nope, they are cool, except for one of them who would keep on bitching about alcohol because I like wine a lot. But what I meant is that they want out of their country and I want in.
You guys also get asked by women if you have a gf and if youre straight if you said no?
Hows that relevant to german at all?
>when the qt drops hints that she wants your bone
>>51077302
Means she wants ya numpty
why do thai whores want me so badly? is it because I'm white?
>>51077686
But I only signed up for language exchange.
>>51077695
yes
>>51077952
get a test shot pls
>>51077996
Whats that?
>>51077952
>I signed up to an international friendship site to make international friends and learn a new language
Fuck off normie.
>>51078259
testosterone injection mate
>>51078341
Because im not thristy?
Any good openers for qts with blank profiles?
>>51077302
>>51078259
Are you the kind of dude who sends me messages even though I'm clearly also a dude? I thought they were just literal fags as opposed to rhetorical fags
>Checking Facebook
>"People you may know"
>See qt looking girl
>Mutual friend with a ruskie I added
>Click profile
>See this
I-is it weird to message strangers on Facebook? Tbqh I want to try..
>>51078385
Neither am I, I just like flirting with lasses I know I'll never get to disappoint in real life.
>>51078434
ask them why they have blank profiles
>>51078507
Your message will get dumped into the "Other" email folder nobody knows about along with many others
>>51078548
With a hint of a neg, like
>is it because you have a blank personality?
?
>>51078507
that nose
>>51078467
No I always get messaged first, and if youre a nonwhite or weeb I block you.
>Czechbro sends me a message
>I make a joke about refugees coming
>He stopped talking to me
lmao.
>>51078617
Surely there's a way ;_;
>>51078541
Are you a dirty poorthner
>>51078541
>I just like flirting with lasses I know I'll never get to disappoint in real life.
Spot on
>>51078718
Are you a black weeb?
>>51078810
Nope.
>>51078780
I'm a westerner in truth though I live in Yorkshire now for uni
>>51078507
She's qt, but what would you say to her to add her out of the blue?
>>51078857
What did you mean then?
>>51070073
pretty meh 2bh
>>51079431
they were better in my memory
>>51079431
would suck toes/10
>>51069688
What cunt/region did you run it on? What kinds of things did you put in your profile?
>>51069688
If you scripted Asia, expect tons of 'hi thanks for the visit ^_^ my name is Arm' from Thailand
exchanged 1 message with a qt so far (months ago, figured I'd just start contacting the people I ignored again because why not), would it be considered 'good conversation' to ask about her take on the syria/immigration shit (she's russki)
oh god help i'm so alone
>>51079871
Are there countries it doesn't work well with? All I want is a russian qt, but either they don't respond to views or I'm too ugly for it.
Question:
How many of you actually have a real picture of your face?
>tfw too self aware
>>51079795
EU, very basic normie stuff. Only got about a dozen messages but I was trying to actually carry a conversation with everybody
>>51079871
Yeah I figured from the pastebin, kind of want to run it for a while just to see how many garbage messages I end up with
>>51080111
CHECK 'EM
>>51080051
please /cp/
Are Turkish girls really crazy? Some of them seem really qt
>>51077695
Yes and to get the greencard
>>51076079
I got nudes from a 35 year old Armenian lady, was pretty hot desu
>>51080085
Literally everyone ITT unless they're using a fake profile
>>51080457
Share them pls
r8 my stats
1608 users processed
~225 views
About a dozen spontaneous messages
>>51080644
That's quite shitty for someone who's scripting 2bh
>>51080718
id say its about right for an average person
>>51080560
lost those ones, but have some nudes from a Hungarian qt http://imgur.com/b8OMyCn
>>51080819
DISGUSTING
>>51080841
she was really hot desu
>>51080875
Evidence?
>>51080534
Really? are you all qt chads? i legit think i'm too ugly for the qts there to ever answer me
>>51080051
No probably not since it's never a good idea to talk politics with a woman
>>51081263
No one here looks like a Chad except for Clayton though he's actually an autist and pretty cool, most people ITT just look like normal guys
>>51081263
some of us are legit ugly m8
just take a good angle pic, and most importantly try to be interesting and charming, it goes further than you think.
Qts will give you more time if you speak in their language and take an interest in their country and culture (unless they're Koreaboo scum but don't bother speaking to those)
Anyone remember Sander?
>>51081937
>mfw those "arms"
>>51081937
I think I might have hit jackpot with a 18years old non black Argentina qt whos into DDLG
>>51078467
>rhetorical fags
I don't know why I find that hilarious.
>>51081937
>>51082041
Yeah I remember him
gday cunts how r we
>>51083400
morning johnno
Are you going to skype again today with your ruskie? Do that question you did with ukrainian qt for the lulz :^)
>>51083444
nah shes going to some concert with her friends or some shit like that.
nice trips though Vini.
>do the question
I have multiple times before :^)
her answer is always
>Its hard to describe, but I know you will find it delicious
lmao
>>51083521
Is the question relating to the taste of her snizz?
>>51083602
correct.
>>51083685
Did you make her taste it? I've never been able to get a girl to slurp her own goo.
>>51073936
>turk girl with terrible English is really into me
>messages me all the time, with "heyyy how are you??"
>figure she's prolly thirsty
>ask her if she wants a sexy pic from me
>"yes!! Pls hurry and send now!!!! "
>send dick pic
>she blocks me
I have a big dick too
>Fap for Indonesian girl
>"What is the pink thing on top?"
>"Why is your penis not like the other men? Why can't I see them through their shorts if it's that big"
>"Why are you doing this with your hand?"
>"What is this gel?"
She ruined it tbqh. How do these people even make babies.
>>51083747
yeah
at least she said she did.
I just told her what to do, bitches seem to love when the man is in control.
She was wet as fuck, I just said
'Finger yourself and then lick your fingers'
'I want you to taste your wet pussy'
her reply was literally
'Ok'
>>51083838
What did she do for you?
>>51083871
She just watched.
>>51083838
That shit would make me go soft like a balloon deflating.
>>51083838
>>Fap for Indonesian girl
There's your problem you dumb canuck
>>51081263
I'm an uggo overweight SEA and I got pic related from a hot Spanish girl yesterday
>>51083871
She just watched hah.
Eventually she decided it was "disgusting"
I laughed.
>>51083977
How the fuck...
>>51083980
>just jerking to people randomly
go back to omegle
>>51083977
She wants your green card.
>>51083977
cute 2bh
>>51083841
I think I learned a lot here. Thank you.
Look at that sick ass destitute money I got in the mail.
>>51083977
nice
"Thanks for the reply tho, you are the first person I talk to on here"
Ooooooh shit. She want dat green card bad.
Who else here wants to lick some qt anus
I also really want her to accidentally fart during it and give me pink eye and have her be super embarrassed
Tbh that's prolly my most depraved fetish
What's the kinkiest thing you'd like to/have done with a qt
>>51085065
Wouldn't like to lick qt anus but no farts please what are you you degenerate
>>51085065
>what's the kinkiest think you'd like to do with a QT?
I'd love to watch a QT clear and disassemble my Glock 19 and masturbate with the barrel while she sings Serbia Stronk. That would be amazing
6/10 Brazilian girl messages me first. Second message asks for my skype.
What am I in for here? I did not sign up for Brazilians.
>>51085595
Post picture of her ass first. Then we will give you advice
>>51085065
Fucking gross.
I just joined Interpals, and I just noticed the Search function doesn't let you search for matches (people who speak the language you're interested in studying the language you speak).
...This is really a dating website, isn't it? Being able to search for matches should be, like, its most important feature.
>>51085988
hit the big language exchange button on the right side m8.
>>51086022
Ah, there you go!
>>51085988
There definitely is a Language search bar
>>51086049
Get it in!
>>51086082
Yeah, but if you select, say, "Chinese" and "French" you'll get a bunch of people who speak Chinese OR French... The button I was looking for was the "language exchange" button on the menu at the top...
>>51085988
The search function is all buggy like the rest of the site
>tfw a qt gave you a chubby fetish
Not even mad tbqh as I still find slim girls just as hot. Just means I have a bigger pool now.
I wonder if chubby girls are thirstier.
>>51086241
That's deep
>>51086323
My qt is the best.
