>eurokuks don't have showers in their movie theaters
Degenerates probably don't even bring their Falcons to screenings
>europeans don't have random patdowns at their colleges
I hate this place sometimes
>Europeans don't take their shoes off while clapping at mcdonalds
>be american
>go to the cinema
>get shot
>clap
>a bullet shower
>>50995963
>>50995951
I would just like to say
Good Posts
> europoors aren't allowed to drive backwards on freeways
Some German dude told me they don't have ping-pong tables brought out during previews either.
>EUROPOORS DONT HAVE PENIS INSPECTION DAY
HOW do you even get your cinéma licenses?
>"Europeans" aren't allowed to wear shoes in their houses because it offends asians
How do they expect to clean the blood off after killing dozens of normalfags at the screening of the new star wars movie?
> Europeans can't even buy guns at KFC
>go to çinéma in Europe to see Goosebumps
>there isn't a dance intermission
You fuckers are weird
>>50996134
>no dance intermissions at their çinèmas
why do they even bother going, then
What's the butter pool like at your theatre? Sometimes I catch the shower and watchtower guards swimming in it during dance intermissions. Can't be good for the crab meat.
>>50995951
>>50996134
But there are complimentary pork chops, right?
>>50996234
None at all, they don't have crab legs either
>mass murders aren't normal in his area
JUST
>>50996272
Then what benefits do they get for wearing their purity rings to the theatre?
Americnas dont have Terrosrists in their cinema xD
>Americans eat popcorn instead of meatballs at the cinema
Hahahahaha
>>50996396
>o rly?
We have it all, friend.
>>50995983
Transfer you compliant homo
>>50995951
Wait I'm sorry, WE have those? What the fuck.
>>50996797
Not for your kind, negro
>>50996821
B-but muh heritage is Hungarian.
>>50995963
Falcons? You fucking traitor, I hope you get v&
Get an eagle or move to Canada.
>Americans have special shoes for eating burgers
>Americans refrigerate their shoes
>Americans take their pants off to tie their shoes
lmao
>>50996869
Nigger
Also,
>muh heritage
>>50998207
Not all of USA is in California, you know?
>europeons don't have to take out a bank loan to purchase movie tickets and theater popcorn
Losers
>mfw americans put their guns in the fridge and eat their shoes with ketchup
>Euros can't buy sugary cereals because the nanny state deemed it unhealthy
>Euros don't have bbq spare ribs in their vending machines
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>japanese people drink liquefied natto while praying to shinto gods every morning before they go to work
>>50996455
Sounds like a weird nordic tradition mr. andersen.
>>50996008
>not tipping the mexican hired to take off their shoes
