You wake up.
All of a sudden, your skin is brown, and you have become a mexican living in mexico.
What do you do?
>>50991808
Decapitate myself and try again
>>50991860
>Sudan
Wake up again and remember I don't live in a third world shit hole, and salute the flag and thank the lord that I live in the most powerful nation in the world.
>>50991808
all of these are already true except living in mexico
>>50991808
shitpost on 4chan and fuck OP's dad
>>50991808
i already live in mexico but i am white
All that changes is that I now live in mexico.
>>50991808
All of that already applies to me except I don't live in Mexico. If that happened it probably wouldn't change much except my money would go a lot further.
>>50995205
lol
> todos estos chicanos eet (itt) que piensan que son mexicanos
Ser mexicano es una nacionalidad y una cultura.
Por eso solo son estadounidenses confundidos que no se callan sobre "muh heritage" justo como cada otro grupo de inmigrantes que vino a esta mierda de nacion.
>>50996860
por que los putos yankis, dicen que los mexicanos le quitan el trabajo?
behead myself
>>50996876
No es que se los quitemos. Simplemente los mexicanos suelen trabajar mejor y por menos paga. Que culpen a su sistema capitalista y a los judios no a nosotros pinchis gringos huevones.
Pero a los que me refiero son a mexicanos no a chicanos, quienes son casi tan inutiles que los gringos
>>50991808
>All of a sudden, your skin is brown, and you have become a mexican living in mexico.
I guess that now i have to love as a mexican. I will probably be pretty reclusive and paranoid. I would try to get a job in yucatan since is the only safe part of the country.
>waking up in my condo ready for another day of work
normal 2bh
>>50996990
i'd also be glad i'm not chilean, the horror
>>50996990
Yucatan is best Mexico.
>>50991808
Become a cartel leader. Fuck harem of fat mexican chicks.
>>50991808
How can being Mexican equal to brown skin when most Mexicans don't have brown skin?
>>50991808
>run north
>hop fence
>live in america
>get shot
>>50997852
>anything but the north
>white
>>50991808
Resume siesta.
Buy tickets to Hatsune Miku's show in Mexico City in June
>>50991808
>your skin is brown
>mexican
No such thing
>>50997852
>>50998139
>>50991808
Cross the border and go shopping at the Home Depot where all my friends are.
Try to see what it feels like to be an illegal immigrant mooching off the system, get into a car crash because I can't read a stop sign, proceed to bitch about how it's unfair I'm treated like a second class citizen because Colombus Day exists. :-)
>>50998210
Only real Mexican in this thread desu senpai.
>>50991808
put the white man down
>>50998257
How are your nukes going aridosissy?
>>50998511
Why do you think everyone is Aridioamerican? Do you legitimately have Autism?
Put on my sombrero and perform flamenco
>>50991808
>Go to uni
>Be as miserable as always
>Get back home
>Shitpost
>Sleep
>Repeat
>>50998257
kek Mexilards always gets me
>>50998696
such is life
>>50992008
Hahahaha sudan hahahahaha qhat a shithole
Been there done that ;^)
T.Alberto Hernandez
>>50998696
Did I post this yet forget I did? Or are you another me?
>>50998545
>Says will make a music video for his band (whose music is actually slowed down samples of other bands)
>sucks dick and don't does it
>says that will detonate nuclear bombs on Mexico
>don't does it because he sucks dick
such is aridosissy's life. You still can choke in STD ridden cocks tho.
Have a margarita and dream of the US
>>50991808
well...
I was deported. Again.
>>50998257
D.F is shit.
I'm getting the fuck out of the south and centre.
No QT'S, shit weather, everything is expensive.
Hop the border to America.
>>50998257
All the fucking time.
>>50996946
Trabajan más por menos dinero porque son ilegales sin protección de la ley. No debes ser orgulloso de su propia explotación.
go to boxing
and I want to taste burrito and tacos
>>51002334
u borat?
>>50998511
Holy shit. Stop posting pictures of this literally who tripfag you obsessed narco nigger.
>>50991808
eat tacos
>>51002355
si muchachos
>>50991808
Immediately hunt for Mexican poon. Add another flag to my collection.
>>51002403
Every time that you post I will simply post you more, don't like it? Stop being a faggot, however as I told you in the other thread you are brain damaged and are incapable of not being a piece of shit because you are lower than an animal.
>>51002967
You are currently one of the most autistic anons on the site. Congrats mane.
>>51002998
Are you mad Stevie?
>>50991808
fly back home
Play fallout 4, go to the cinema with my gf, go to work etc
>>51003058
>>50991808
Use my knowledge to join a gang as a producer.
My secret desire.
>>51003138
>>51002967
>>50998511
>>50999598
someone has an obsession.
>>51003285
It's fine, there are some people I'd burn at the stake too.
>>51003138
I like this new "everyone is Aridoamerican" meme
>>51003285
So speaks the faggot that literally dropped off school and lost his job because he would stay up all night shitposting and wouldn't wake up in time.
>>50991808
Get a job in wall-construction.
>>51003354
Me too, but I'm sure aridosissy doesn't :^)
>>51003378
quit projecting, I'm not the one obsessed with some guy from Chinese drawing site.
>>51003441
Some posters here are worth aggravation.
>>51003342
It's. actually in your interest (and in the interest of the entire board) to have that sissy femboy controlled, who do you think makes all these anti-american threads that are reposted all the time? It's not canada/australia or finland, it's him, he hates your country too even though he lives there. He don't knows what loyalty is.
Get surgery to make my eyes blue, whiten my skin, and continue with my life
>>51003441
Is the baby going to cry?
>>51003570
You've posted about this before, is he that bad of a shitposter?
>>50991808
Join a cartel and live a life of adventure.
>>51003697
I like you, wanna be druglords together? I'm sick of my job.
Why this amerifat has created 100 threads about us Mexicans today? Did he get raped by a handsome Mexican in California?
And no, Amerifat, We Mexicans have 80% of SPANISH AND WHITE EUROPEAN BLOOD.
>>51003672
Yes, here he is assuming another identity in the same threads
>>51003796
>>51003966
>>51004051
I'm too aggravated by another poster to care. Let's stick to our respective targets.
>>51004118
Who? Chances are that it's him too.
Jump wall
>>50991808
So nothing changed.
>>51002211
I liked Mexico City a lot, with the exception being some of the shitty areas south / east of the airport. I'm there often for work. Centro and the northern and western areas are awesome. It's like a European city but cheaper and with uglier buildings. IDK what you're going on about with there being a lack of qts either. There are lot's of fuck ugly looking people, but lot's of attractive people too. Weather there is pretty mild as well.
>>50992042
>>50996589
I thought this was a meme but holy fuck are there really this many of you here?
But I don't speak Spanish.. Fuck
