you're able to learn a new language instantly.
what language do you learn and why?
>>50985372
KlingOn or Body language
Mandarin
So I know when all the Chinese that live in my area are talking shit about me
Gambian for shits and giggles
I'd be awesome to swear in Gambian at public
>>50985372
C++
>>50985372
German
to browse their PC hardware and tech websites
swedish
>>50985372
Arabic since european identity is already doomed and nobody is going to do a shit to stop the muzzies
>>50985372
German. It'll be an extinct language within my lifetime, might as well keep it alive.
Latin
Arabic
Keep your friends close...
>>50985487
>picking kek++ over C masterlanguage
Also, C.
>>50985372
Mandarin would be quite a reasonable choice desu
>>50985372
Russian or French. Probably the former.
>>50985485
Just that there is no Gambian. Maybe you mean Wolof, Fula or Serer?
>>50985372
Mandarin. With that I'd have the three languages worth learning under my belt. Besides I'm already learning German for shits and giggles.
>>50985372
Russian, so i can communicate with them on dota
>>50985594
French/Russian for the ton of good literature in both languages.
>>50985372
Damn I remember Emily, what is she doing these days?
Ayylmaoese
Mandarin or C
>>50985418
>Body language
Manx
Esperanto so that I could communicate with some of the brightest minds in the world and explore a rich and deep culture.
Mandarin so I could emigrate
>>50985372
Japan.
>>50985372
Spanish.
>>50986911
>>50985424
This
Russian
>>50985372
portuguese. need to get all teh br pussy
>>50986911
its already designed to be easy to learn by eurofags.. you can just learn it normally in a couple months
probably french or russian, as I am learning french and oh god is it terrible at times
>>50987435
Gr8, another muslim speaking french
shaking my head
Kurdish
Japanese so I can watch my chink cartoons, play my chink games, and read my chink comics in their native language and then hate myself even more and descend into NEETism.
Or French so I can make the ladies swoon.
Or Finnish so I can post dank memes on YL.
>>50985372
Japanese
Because video games
Russian, Arabic (No jokes) or Mandarin
Probably Arabic since its the hardest of the 3
>>50985372
Japanese, because Japan always had coolest things and interesting culture. (i don't watch anime)
Estonian. It seems like a funky,cheerful language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwkeWGI8RM
>>50988436
You should
russian because the enemy of my enemy is my friend
>>50986911
:DDDD
>>50985372
Mandarin
For the future
japanese because animes
Finnish because I love Finland! Greetings from PL fellow finnisb ppl
>>50985372
English, so I can pass TOEFL exam and apply for permanent resident in Canada
japanese to read untranslated manga.
>>50985372
French, so I could go there and understand getting shut down by beautiful French women.
>>50989559
Dude i passed TOEFL when I was 17, how hard can it be.
English.
I KNOW EVERYTHING.
>>50989610
Asian students at NZ unis have an average reading age of 12 years old
French cuz it's cool
>>50989610
>i
what was your score?
>>50985372
Swahili, I plan to visit Europe some day.
Mandarin if I weren't a useless waster.
Arabic since I am.
Can't flee lads.
>>50989651
I got CPE at this point so maybe I'm not a good example. Just wanted to ruse him a bit :^)
>>50989727
If I recall correctly, you got graded on a scale from 1 to 10, needing a 7 or 8 to pass. I was 1 point above the required grade whatever it was.
>>50989827
noice
Finnish to be a real life memer
Latin. So i can be smug a-hole.
>>50985372
English.
>>50990534
Build wall
Haskell
>>50985372
is that... applemilk?
Arabic or Russian
>>50986663
Porn star
>>50985372
Japanese, of course. Same choice you would make, you just don't want to sound like a weaboo
>>50985372
Well I am currently learning Spanish. I can have a decent conversation so it kind of seems pointless to pick it.
I also want to learn Italian but I due to similarities with Spanish it probably won't be too difficult to learn if I master Spanish first.
So it's a toss up between Russian and French.
French sounds awesome IMO but seems complicated, and would be pretty nice to speak Ruski.
>>50985372
Romasch because for some reason I hold Romasch people as master race and am in love with that beautiful rare language
>>50991135
Congratulations, you now know a language and it's type system yet you know none of the theory required to express things in it.
(Yes, I like Haskell. Yes it "sucks")
>>50985487
>not assembly
C++ is piss easy
Arabic, in case I want to go on vacation to France or the UK.
>>50985372
German.
Everyone here has a raging hard-on for German culture because of MUH MARX and MUH FOOTBALL so why not?
>>50995267
Or if you want to visit your very own Amsterdam :DDDDD
>>50985424
This tee-bee-haitch
Sick of fucking chinks in large snail paced groups of 12 laughing at me and spitting all over.
Sick of being kicked out of shops for not being a chink.
Sick of my class lectures taking 5 times as long because the prof has to constantly reword it for the gaggles of chinks who can't understand English words longer than 3 letters.
>>50995236
"assembly" where assembly = some assembly language, presumably amd64, is easier than C++ to know and be fluent in. Knowing the entirety of C++ is actually quite a feat.
>>50995282
Why would you speak to anyone in Amsterdam? Money is the language of Amsterdam. 20 bucks is all you need.
>>50995312
How will they know if I want a gram or a slam?
>>50995268
Fuck off Andy Lou
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chinese are worse than turks in Germany
>>50995296
this
Chinese overseas students used to be the pride of the nation until China started loading up on cash and nowadays everyone knows at least one person who sent kids off to Australia or Canada or USA. Some of them are good studious kids, but most are noisy disregarding little punks who want to avoid the rigorous college entrance exam we have here. They give us Chinks a bad name.
Russian
Russian without any hesitation
>>50995282
Jiddisch is all you need, goochemerd
>>50995371
>Taiwan
Not trying to cause any trouble man.
>>50995416
lel, yeah.
Amsterdam prides itself as a jew city. Even to the extent that they call themselves Mokum.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokum
But the jews themselves are long dead.
Japanese for porn games.
Second choice would be latin.
finnish for meme magic
russian for soviet movies
mandarin because why the fuck not
Russian because fuck learning a new alphabet, and I don't want to learn an Asian language.
Obv japanese because anime, manga, video games, chink women
Bahasa indonesia
So i can talk to my in laws who speak no English
Ojibwe or Blackfoot
Would love to learn a native language desu.
Mandarin
Choyna's demographic crisis is going to open it up to immigration and therefore certain aspects of western values (hopefully not kekoldry)
If that was the case it would be a pretty cool place to live
Spanish fluently
I know some but not enough to shit talk people
IS EMIRY DEAD?
>>50985372
French
The only correct answer is Proto indoeuropean
>>50995393
speak chinese right now on voocaroo
Japanese because weeb
Nip for the porn
Mandarin for the inevitable future.
>>50996636
Kek'd
>>50996655
What is it?
...nvm I'll just search for it.
Probably Kyrgyz. I love Kyrgyzstan
If I learn Chinese I can "know" the Kanji in Japanese right?
The reverse works?
>>50985372
Arabic
takbir
>>50996958
Nah grammar and kana will fuck you haRD
Romanian
Russian
Russian, so I could talk to millions of qts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F-in9u6hQQ
>>50996958
It'll only give you somewhat of a headstart in Kanji, Japanese grammar will fuck you over still.
>>50997131
My dream is to one day be in a diplomatic role where I have to represent American interests in Russia. Then I would somehow get close to her--my fire, my angel, my Natalia, and we would make sweet, sweet, love on a Crimean beach.
Icelandic to get away from niggers
Mandarin so I can move to china and teach english and eat chinese pizza hut everyday while fuggin the cutest girls in the class
>>50996958
You might have a very general idea as to what the text is about. There's also characters with differing meanings between the two languages. 勉強 is "study" in Japanese but 勉强 is "reluctant" in Chinese.
Japs so I can watch animes and read eroges
>>50998766
That explains why nips get so much into technology because they study so much and why chinks fail and all end up in a factory due to a lack of wanting to study.
French. I'm already okay at it but I'm nowhere near fluent.
German. Besides actually needing it, it has such a badass reputation I'd be glad to take a shortcut through it.
Mandarin, because I already know a bit but can't be fucked studying it
>>50998736
>chink pizza hut
absolutely_disgusting.jpg
it's for building salad towers, not eating
ROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCH
ROMANSCH
ROMANSCH
ROMANSCH
ROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCHROMANSCH
>>50985372
Esperanto
French or Spanish.
French is very useful in Canada and Spanish is going to be very useful once that wall goes up and is promptly knocked down.
So the only reason to learn Finnish seems to be memes? Cant't tell if this is good or bad.
>>50985372
Finnish
It's difficult and literally a meme-language.
>>51003655
What's your favourite thing about it?
>>50986594
This. Which are some of you favourites?
spanish jpn or swedish.
