Driveby criminal scum edition
>>53714817
WHO IS THIS MAMMI YOURE TALKING ABOUT?
>>53714817
DELET THIS
Vi sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA. (I hear you man.)
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA. (I feel you man.)
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA
o pushar på o smeker med moståndet vi leker.
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA
o springer runt o creepar o motståndet vi sleepar.
(Lets get it on)
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA
o pushar på o smeker med moståndet vi leker.
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA
o springer runt o creepar o motståndet vi sleepar. (*X2*)
(whats happening) (D-D-D-D-D-D-DOTA).
**
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA. (I hear you man.)
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA. (I feel you man.)
**
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA
o pushar på o smeker med moståndet vi leker,
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA
o springer runt o creepar o motståndet vi sleepar. *(X2)*
(Lets get it on)
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA
o pushar på o smeker med moståndet vi leker,
Vi Sitter här i venten o spelar lite DotA
o springer runt o creepar o motståndet vi sleepar. (X2)
(whats happening) (D-D-D-D-D-D-DOTA)
(Dont Worry, Be happy)
>>53714817
Whats going on here ?
>>53714817
YOURE TAINTING /BALT/
>>53715069
mämmi
sauna
Good afternoon, gents.
>>53715163
Howdy.
>>53715163
Greetings
>>53714817
Estonia, why criminal?
anime
>>53715333
t. ivan
>>53715069
>YOURE TAINTING /BALT/
It's DIY
>>53715359
I cant see Latvia on the Helsinki crime stats :^(
t. Jānis*
>fixed
>>53715333
There are like 200k Estonians living there so it's not surprising as most of them are white trash from here
Also nice numerical s
>>53715454
New stats show you too. Don't worry.
>>53715442
Estonians aren't baltic tho, they're nordic. And anyone from lt/lv who's ever done anything bad is secretly russian :) checkmate.
>>53714817
Good day lads
>>53715502
Awesome! We can bin the finns now as well!
>>53715499
How about these ones?
>>53715454
Don't worry mate, you and Lithuanians are famous for robbing our summer cottages.
>>53715595
Alcohols bought by foreigners*
>>53715587
CHECKMATE STALINGRAD
>>53715629
#TeamBalt
>>53715629
Why would you let them in lol. there's no reason for us to go to Finland besides crime so safe bet that any Lithuanian on a ferry to helsinki is a thief or a rapist, arrest them there and be done with it.
I would like to thank Finland for taking care of our scum.
You really are best ally!
>>53715629
So all crime in Finland is done by balts? And finns are the eternal binned dindu nuffin gud bois?
>>53715720
Basically
>>53715778
fugg :DDDDD
>>53715600
>>53715699
Good numbers chaps
>>53715697
Soon everything in Lithuania is belong to Finns, it is our tactic to take over your country.
>>53715720
Not all, then there's Russians. Also mussies like to do the rapings (not sure how well you do in those statistics, you seem more materialistic).
>>53715832
Do we steal bins for future use against your police?
>>53715801
>off by 1
There's always next time, chap.
r8 my gf
>>53716069
6-7/10
>>53716069
blacked when
>>53716069
finn.jpg
>>53716069
would fug
>>53716000
Estonians kidnap lawyer because of traumatic past experiences.
>>53716244
Were they "estonians" from Narva?
>>53716366
oh yes, it's "estonians" who commit crimes, it's "estonians" who get HIV, why don't you put more quotation marks on """""""""""""""""""""""""""estonians"""""""""""""""""""""""?
>mind and body exhausted after webdevelopering for 11 hours and being up for more than a day
>mum asks me to teach her word 2010 from basics how to create add a table some text and numeration
>installed that office shit on her computer 3 fucking years ago
>>...now click this, it does this, look at the icon, as you somehow understand from english language the label translates as...
>>blahblahblah what i already forgot (didn't pay attention) TOO MUCH INFORMATION LET ME HAVE A MEAL BEFORE I WRITE THIS COMPUTERS ARENT MY THING FUCK YOU YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES
>inb4 mandatory mum gags
>>53715595
It's okay, Estonia. You're not really that bad when the amount of time spent here is taken into account in crime rates.
>>53716669
ur mums breath smells like my dick lol haha
>>53716655
""""""""""""""""""""":^)"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53716731
What the fuck is that, lad?
>>53716844
Amount of crime / Time spent in country
aka how many come here with just crime in their mind.
>>53714817
delet this now
>>53716669
>writes a post this long
>can't even get quads
>>53716669
Try using remote desktop or get her a book so you don't have to deal with all of her whims.
>>53716669
>as you somehow understand from english language the label translates as...
>not installing word in russian so she'd understand
also why do all web developers i know live with their moms
>>53716951
because they are man-children
no self respecting person would ever go into software engineering
Its sure Latvian in here. I guess i should get some digits then.
>>53717021
>software """engineering"""
>>53717022
>double 2's
Impressive!
>>53717076
Thanks, but I'll take it from here.
>>53716910
6669 is better than quads pic related yolo
>>53717021
she speaks german at native proficiency, that mite work, but at the same shitty level the incomprehensible bastardizations known as latvian language patches for microsoft software probably would
>>53717076
you sure its on?
>>53717169
Its acting up i think.
CIAO :DDDDD
>>53717199
Silly me, I forgot to press the button, should work now.
>>53717235'
MULTO BENE
hey spaghettinigger is it snowing where you're at
>>53717272
testings
delete finns
>>53717285
Yeah
-7 C here
Wbu lad , is snowing there?
>>53717235
MAMA MIAA PIZZARIA XDDDDDD
>>53717298
>>53717288
Seems that its working now, lad.
>>53717357
https://youtu.be/59L51yWUFiQ
>>53717076
i think it broke
>>53717235
>>53717332
No its 17 C, feels bad man, but 6 more months and it will. I live in a far away alpine area so its good all the time but comfy during winter
Also hows Italy I haven't been there since 2012
>>53717433
or not
>>53717424
>this guy
What's this /ita/ meme?
>>53717449
how does it feel celebrating christmas in summer?
>>53717424
NOVA INDREDIBELE EKSPERIMENTO :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53717433
It's fine here, lad.
>>53717388
>>53717288
Told you. Going to turn it off now, otherwise jannies will get me (already banned me for dubbing).
>>53715442
Our prisons are really shit though. For example there were some images of the facility where people charged with corruption were held and it was literally a warehouse and the prisoners were locked in with construction fences.
>>53717434
>>53717449
pretty much the same,
>>53717555
but janis
those are not dubs those are trips
Burglary thieves in Finland are mostly Lithuanian, Estonian and Romanian.
>>53717566
All the construction workers moved to Finland, such is life.
>>53717021
Ayy fuck you, I do embedded dev and live on my own!
>>53717639
They are not Romanian.
>>53714817
>Romanian
Oy vey we must not offend the miniorities!
inb4 Suomen Mämmiseura
>>53717566
Criminal scum need no better.
>>53717619
But Genghis, you can never have enough equally identical numerical digits of the same value at the ending of your comments post number code.
>>53717558
FUCK THE JANNYS, /BALT/ WARS NOW!
>>53717531
>I live in the Northern Hemisphere
2014: /balt/
2015: /balt/+/ausnz/
2016: /balt + mämmi + ur_mum + ausnz/
2017: ???
this is getting out of hand, gentlemen
>>53717711
Dual dubs, nice going lad
>>53717676
>ROMANIA GUD BOYS DEI DINDU NUFFIN, DEI JUST NEED MORE SEWER TUNNELS FO DEI PROGRAMS
>>53717721
Stay in /brit/ you spastic
>>53717744
It's called aggressive expansion
>>53717721
>I think having Christmas in the summer time is normal
>>53717744
We only need the ausnz to form the Shitpost Empire. The rest are all expendable.
I was listening to radio one morning and they were talking about some prisoner who escaped when they let him visit his family for a day; some prison official commented that the guy had earned his good boy points.
>>53717744
2017 is when we plan to go global
>>53717810
A prisoner here escaped during a trip to grocery store. I still don't know why the prisoner was taken into grocery store in first place.
>>53717744
binland general is shit and has no place here
>>53717788
konichiwa senpai hiroshima desu anime
>>53717871
He had earned his good boy points and went to buy some tendies.
>>53717884
2bs general of /int/ confirmed
Good morning, chaps.
>The Baltics will be taken over by Russia in the future
>Australia and New Zealand will be a Chinese state in the future
Why even try to compete the Communist will win
>>53718056
Morning semu
Do /balt/ like memes? ;)
>>53718110
t. Reddit
>>53718110
evening m8s
>>53718056
tere pere
It started to rain really really hard.
>>53718098
>The Baltics will be taken over by Russia in the future
Not gonna happen. Russia can't even manage itself. It's literally Mordor-tier shithole with orcs niggering everything up.
WHY DO YOU COME HERE TO DO CRIME?
>>53718100
morning dubs
>>53718229
It's not because of us, I swear on my mum. Its the raycist finnish polis.
>>53718210
eesti lmao they'll send vlads down to replace ethnic Baltics, and they in turn will claim Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania for mother Russia
I'm sure there is a shit load of Kiwi criminals in Australia.
>>53718098
Dont be delusional, John.
>>53718421
Thanks for sending Mauneii Waikolou down, such an enriching group of people
>>53717744
maybe we can consider giving Vermont or some other comfy, cold, at least almost completely white US state bordering Canada having a chance for the grand once-in-a-lifetime privilege of joining our exclusive global alliance within the next quinquennial to decade
>>53718421
Wasn't Australia like British personal prison continent back in the days?
>>53718482
It was. Now its a containment for funposting individuals. NOT LIKE THATS A BAD THING STRAYA!!!
>>53718482
No, don't be foolish.
>>53718471
No thanks.
>>53718482
Aren't you historically versed?
>>53718466
They really are a friendly and passionate people aren't they.
>>53718482
Yeah, now we send our criminals there.
>>53718602
Dont start a coup in japan, Bill.
the poo's not coming out lads
Lads.
Help.
>>53718789
Piss a smiley face in the snow plz
>>53718708
In Sweden we use one of these, "rumplösare" to soften up. It makes the hole looser...
>>53718439
t. Jānis Liepiņš
>>53718648
Yeah G
>>53718708
pic related is qt'er
>>53718482
>>53718751
>>53718789
shovel it up, slavboi
hello friends, may i join?
>>53718823
Took the pictures in the morning, chap. Just got back to my flat, where i have internet to post them.
>>53718845
You're goddamn fucking right I am.
>>53717611
>tfw thought it was good the old baltic toothpaste-toast from the thumbnail
yes it's a thing here
>>53718943
rude
>>53718883
How am i a slav :^(
wends > slavs
>>53718894
Canada would be my first choice on hwere to live aboard.
>>53719002
Just a friendly joke :)
>>53718943
lol
>>53719002
If you prove to us that you're not a cuck, stay if you will.
>>53719051
reporting you to your gov't for being mean 2bh
>>53719049
I had a Latvian roommate in college, he was 6'4" all muscle, every time we had a house party he would outdrink us, and kick anyone out of the party that we didnt' want there. guy was cool as fuck, had a thick accent and was a cocaine dealer
>>53719084
i live in a white area, no shitskins or asians,
>>53719015
at least 1 in 3.87596899225 chance you are[1] so that's a good guess[2]
1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Latvia#cite_note-16
2. imo
>>53719173
>cocaine dealer
:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>53719173
>rotate the latvian flag 90 degrees and add a leaf
>>53718994
>mfw
>>53719173
DUDE do you like smoke WEED LMAO
>>53719253
1.Traced my roots back to 1689 no slavs in my family
2.Not a fucking russian
3.why?
>>53719275
serious, he was one of those guys that you wouldn't want to fuck with, he beat the shit out of some paki that was talking shit about europe, broke his nose and jaw
>>53719315
kek
>>53719336
dude no lmao
>>53719337
yeah sure ivan.
>>53719370
Seems like the average Latvian 2bh only we dont deal cocaine daily here
>>53719440
How are you getting immune to the poison?
>>53719442
Yeah cocaine is too high class, you deal with krokodil.
>>53719504
fuggg :DDDD hau ded u kno????????
>>53719442
>we dont deal cocaine daily here
Don't lie m8. Even your flag looks like a cocaine line.
Now I'm in the limelight, because I rhyme tight
What's the deal with Estonians?
>>53719442
well his family owned a small farm and wasn't that wealthy. they put all their money so he could go to college. he dealt cocaine to pay his student loans. Never got caught either. He's an electrical engineer now. probably making $60-80/hour (30-60 euros)
I seen him the other day and he has a tattoo of something in latvian on his arm
>>53719590
buy him a drink from me pls.
>>53719584
They missed their best friend : me.
>>53719622
will do m8, he gets extremely fucked up when he's drunk, sings latvian folk music, always blabs about how he hates russia and estonia, but is 50/50 with lithuania, weird. nice guy when sober though, he was a coke dealer and so obviously he developed a cocaine addiction, whenever he was high on coke i wouldn't even leave my room. he'd be yelling shit in latvian, punching holes in the wall, bashing his head off the wall too, cost us over $500 in repairs, always went to the strip club and wouldn't come home for days, don't even know how he passed his classes. honestly the craziest motherfucker i will probably ever meet, he has a family now though and is settled down
>>53719430
>430
Off by one, you're clear for now Sean just don't let me catch you with dat ganga or else Allah will punish you
>>53719584
I know now whats the deal with Latvia
>>53719809
>mfw my name is Shawn
>>53719173
some low-ranking arab youths offered cocaine to me and my friend at an internet cafe in copenhagen early last year and in result my friend got robbed and almost glassed, but they didn't glass and rob as much as than they could (didn't take his phone and credit cards for instance), cuz they found out from contacts in his phone that he is a business partner with copenhagen's ultra-arab business machination demigod named omar who runs the norebro neighbourhood
If this is /mämmi/ then where are the cute anime girls?
>>53719666
>They missed their best friend : me.
Sure thing Satan, nice get
>>53719584
There's a lot of them living in Australia for some reason.
>>53719888
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53719888
There's some turboautist estonian slav here who gets incredibly butthurt when someone posts anime images.
>>53719888
deleted from hard drive
>>53719888
Anime?
>>53719888
No sorry post your cartoons somewhere else.
>>53719888
my only waifu is in 3d
>>53719999
Nice quads
>>53719931
Don't you know that generals need tons of cute anime girls to lighten the mood? It's an unwritten /int/ rule.
>>53719974
They get mad over in the normal /mämmi/ too.
>>53719830
And are you from Alberta?
>>53719888
get some anime in here
>>53720060
pls no listen to him>>53719999
>>53719999
quads confirm
>>53720060
fuck off t dubs
morning
>>53720250
Hi :^)
Anime bringing the numericals
>>53720542
Lies
>>53720542
cirno dubs :3:3
>>53720600
>not nines
rate my breakfast
>>53720542
Tru dat
>>53720728
Milk is for lunch not breakfast
>>53720728
>bananas with ketchup
>>53720783
implyig thats milk
>>53720728
dude, did you even try and not make it not disgusting?
no drugs?
Doing a few sneezes, lads.
>>53720857
looks like a heart
>>53720728
Yum!
>>53720874
Drugs are bad for you
>>53720874
į sveikatą
>>53720886
i was thinking of lithuania :3
in a non-homo way of course :DD
>>53720874
dont die.
>>53720916
actually, drugs are the best thing in life
if i didn't have drugs i'd go insane within a week
>>53720874
What are sneezes?
>>53720874
Uz veselību.
>>53720743
>>53720811
>>53720696
WEEBS
Man, do you ever get the feeling you recognise some regular posters and therefore someone might be recognising your posts? They're just sitting there without saying anything about it and just silently judging you.
what is kremlinbot
https://globalvoices.org/2015/04/02/analyzing-kremlin-twitter-bots/
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
>>53720969
Like a cough, but our your nose.
>>53720997
>>53720939
>>53720928
Cheers.
>>53720860
:-(
>>53721022
yes of course, i'm judging you at the moment and so is everyone else
>>53721022
I haven't been on /balt/ for a while, might be some newfags over here and oldmen might have already left
I wonder if vaperbro from estonia's still here
>>53721014
>>53721111
nais
>>53721014
I'm not a weeb m8, I just have a few anime reaction pics
hello is this balk?
>>53720930
y-you too
>>53721283
oh look another putinbot
>>53721111
Nice get semu
>>53703881
I seriously hope the current government will do something to stop the refugees from coming here. There are a lot of countries getting redpilled, maybe after a few more serious attacks our government will also swallow the pill. I just don't want EKRE fucking up anything else, if there was a way to put them in charge of immigration and keep them out of everything else, that would be ideal. Tbh.
>>53721326
hehe you got me, im huge Russiaboo and Putinboo :)
I admit it and Im proud of it :)
Making pelmeni, lads.
desu tbH Tbh tBh
senpai Senpai fAm faM
baka smH Smh sMh
>>53721471
noob
>>53721119
>it takes me ten (10) minutes to get the cool vape action shot and it's still blurry
Are you from plug?
>>53721083
I knew that, I just thought it was slang for Ecstasy
>>53721088
Hitler dubs :DDDD
>>53721396
Things will only change if you take down those in power, Merkel and Leftist cucks. Also it'd help if the youth were redpilled enough to know there way of life is going to change for the worse if things keep going the way they are
Official Balt Power Rankings
Latvia > Lithuania > Estonia
>>53721542
>>53721023
Russian shills who keep telling one how they are the saviours of the white world and russia is the best shit on the block.
>>53721022
ye boi
>>53721014
amen
>>53721396
>the current government will do something to stop the refugees from coming here
They just do what Merkel and Juncker say. You're right about everything else, though.
>>53721542
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
DESU
SENPAI
BAKA
FUCKING TESTING
>>53721653
>>53721542
forgot to say, yea, I am
>>53721471
>>53721520
you guys are fucking liars :^C
>>53721542
>>53721653
>mouth fedora
>>53721688
>not stovephone
Do you guys live on your own or what, I can't imagine smoking at home I'd get flogged by the parents
Also pic related for vapers
/balt/? more like /great/
/brit/? more like /shit/
>>53721826
I don't smoke 2bh
>>53717664
kek'd
>>53721798
implying he has it
>>53721653
I just realised my hardware might be around 2 years old already and I never upgraded to anything bigger. Not really a nicotine addict + basically living neet life ): These Spinner II batteries were only supposed to last 3-4 months when I was doing research about it, and these are cheap clones as well. On my last atomizer though, don't even know if I can be bothered to get new ones.
>>53720728
Milk for prime alphas, I approve.
>>53721826
pretty much, yeah, though i personally only smoke the dude lmao inside, can't stand the lingering cigarette stench on clothes etc.
>>53721878
hey you're than finn that liked my image :3
Moldova? more like Foldova to the Soviets
Australia? more like mentally Austrailing
>>53721894
>Not really a nicotine addict
You'll find out if you go without nicotine
What's happening here? What are these Australians doing?
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/208566/
>>53721894
>Not really a nicotine addict
me neither actually, also I do smoke regulars as well
vaping is like a side thing to do for me, more like flavour sensation or something like that
I do mostly vape while driving or watching films
>>53721826
I wouldn't smoke at home, vaping is bit different, it spreads out pretty fast and doesn't smell
>>53721653
nice povertymonitor
>>53721853
>>53721904
>>53722019
I did acid once and parents freaked and we had to go to the hospital because they thought I was dying, when I was merely hallucinating...never again
>>53721967
Is Moldova in the Baltics, I've never seen it, always thought it was some Romanian colony
>>53721985
>telling me about my life
Well guess what I have found out, that's why I said what I said.
>>53722019
I'm similar, I might smoke one cigarette when out drinking with friends who smoke themselves, but sometimes vape when I'm sitting at home and remember that I even have a vape.
>>53722209
yes we are baltic
here is a sketch of the baltic countries I made from memory
>>53721648
What do you think has to happen to change Merkel's and Juncker's minds? How many people would have to die? Merkel used to be kind of cool, maybe she was switched with a lizard or something.
