Join me in testing of first edition of Baltic map.
We start with 4 players.
>Name
>Location
>Color
Read the rules and make a tripcode before claiming.
>Red
>Sweden
>Liberland
>>40470524
>Bulgar Cigany
>Latvia
>Green
>>40470524
Kaizen
Orange
Russia
>>40470524
USSR
leningrad
blue
1 more, where are all yuropoors on the weekend?!
>>40470524
>Californian Colony
>Poland
>Purple
Mupdate 1
>>40471288
Capture factory and fill Belarus.
Towards factory!
If huge get,take gotland
>>40471288
go south
Mupdate 2
>>40470632
Moved to Latvia now sorry!
>Serbian education
>>40471288
>>40471288
>>40471288
Expand toward that factory in Latvia. Also Kaizen, what are 0s? You don't have them up there.
Also check em guys.
>>40471581
nab that factory, then fill in more russia
>>40471581
expand in latvia
>>40471581
Take rest of muh free land and take gotland
>>40471581
Fill Belarus
>>40471602
use this tripcode from now on, I lost my other one.
Mupdate 3
>>40471602
I guess I forgot about 0, i always do.
I'll update fast if you roll fast. Bulgar and Commie you missed first round.
>>40471866
fill in russia
>>40471866
towards gotland!
>>40471866
go towards capital in latvia
>>40471866
I play
>light blue
>that north Estonian island
>federation of the baltic islands
>>40471952
Fug forgot trip :DDDDD
>>40471866
fill poland toward latvia.
>>40471866
Fill Belarus
>>40471952
Roll
Liberator##ivan
gotta go, sorry guys
someone else can take up the vanguard
>>40471866
>Purest white genes in Europe
>Yellow
>Finland
>>40472170
Roll
>>40471866
Add me.
>black
>Finland
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40471866
>>40472139
Expand towards factory
>>40472216
Take Factory
>>40472220
Ally? Together we can rule the world :DD
>>40472257
>pure white genes in Europe
>Perkele, niggers!
>allies
Sure, why not? xD
OP, gib us Finland and alliance.
Mupdate 4
>>40472220
German guy is in Finland, you still want?
>gray
>kaliningrad
>P-russian empire
>>40472342
Yep. We're allies.
>into USSR I go.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40472342
Take gotland and invade kaliningrad
>>40472342
Take Eesti Factory
>>40472371
>>40472342
can i roll now op?
>>40472342
Defend, if not attacked or if spill take Kaliningrad to the north and expand toward the factory above it.
>>40472390
Until you make tripcode you're not going anywhere.
>>40472342
Expand east to factory pl0x
>>40472408
+1 Whiteness bonus
Forgot tripcode.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40472436
Blue left, want?
>>40472454
Sry, here I am. >>40472490
>>40472511
sure
also do you want an alliance op? i am surrounded here
>>40472444
mfw trips
>>40472342
Fug u OP u put wrong name in dere
>>40472170
REEEE
im leavin, sorry guys
>>40472576
>>40472444
fuck you nigger
can i take over green op?
>>40472342
Finish Belarus, expand to Latvia
>>40472575
I added you. Roll now and i accept alliance.
>>40472342
>>40472775
>>40472342
DEFEND AGAINST PURPLE
>>40472822
You are blue and in Russia. I count Kalningrad as a sovereign region and you are not even bordering purple.
>>40472890
use the rolls to expand west then
K, OP, so am I in already?
>black
>east Finland
>alliance with Pure white genes in Europe
>attacked USSR in >>40472390 roll
Mupdate 5
I hope you all settled finally, let's play now.
Green left and blue is taken over by Prussia.
>>40473012
GRAB FACTORY
>>40473012
Take factory, spills into attacking light blue
+1 Whiteness bonus
>>40473012
Attack P-russian.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40473012
defend from the niggers
>>40473012
Finish gotland
take neutral finnish territories
Кaизeн,cкaјп ми лaгyјe,јeл пpимaш пopyкe?
>ceцpeт cлaвиц pyнec
>>40473012
Attack green
>>40473144
Spill into green
>>40473012
>>40473012
>>40473012
Defend, then go and grab that factory in Latvia, if still spill fill Lithuania.
Also looking for an alliance and check these sick trips y'all.
>>40473144
Vidim poruke.
Oces NAP?
>>40473229
Moze
>>40473124
frogot my +1 bonus,
>>40473012
>>40473048
Op get factory, then use the rest of troops to defend it from yellow
>>40473222
>>40472444
>Mfw tripspiracy.
Mupdate 6
>>40473550
Finish green
Defend if attacked
>>40473550
Attack yellow
Trips get
>>40473550
MAke Light Blue kill, spill into netral Estonia
+2 Whiteness bonus
>>40473550
Fak Putin deep in throat and take his factory when he's distracted.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40473550
Kaizen you forgot my nuke
>>40473222
I have two.
>>40473550
Defend, Finish Lithuania.
>>40473550
kill gray
>>40473626
>pali
Spill all over Putin's boipussy, take as much USSR clay as I can hold on my Polish thief back.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40473666
3 Nukes now.
>>40473666
>>40473710
Fuck, that was me, sorry. On /adv/ as well.
>>40473666
Go fuck yourself, I kicked you for scripting before in my games and I'll do it again. It's not possible to get 3 trips in a row not even on slow board like /int/. I will not accept this.
>>40473701
kek
6*2=12
>>40473793
i won with my 13t roll fag
>>40473793
>9*2=18
ftfy
rtfr
>>40473780
It is possible Kaizen. I told you what I'm doing, I'm, watching the last post as it comes up in another web browser and timing my posts from there. There is no working GET script.
>>40473884
>>40473924
Is this your post in /qa/ from yesterday? You have script i'm sure of it.
>>40473550
Attack purple
>>40473999
No, what the fuck is /qa/? I don't even see it on the board list. Is it some hidden board?
The only thing that I know that works is a timer someone made way back when but even then it doesn't automatically post for you, it just counts off the posts until dubs/trips and you have to guess the board speed.
Mupdate 7
>>40474133
kill grey
fucking pole faggot
>>40474085
Rek light blue, spills expand in Estonia
+2 bonus
>>40474085
And no btw I do not have this, it is lost somewhere on the internet now on some random fucking archive thread, you can go and try finding it if you like, don't even know if it works anymore.
>>40474133
Just defend.
>>40474133
Butin really likes it deep.
Fuck him deeper in his throat.
>Perkele, niggers!
BTW, were my factory at? I rolled 9t*2 and got only 6t.
>>40474133
By all the might of liberland attack yellow in Finland and take his factory
>>40474231
A, he defended. Sry I'm dumb.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40474133
Attack purple
>>40474231
Roll x 2 means last number of your post gets doubled. So 9 = 18t
>>40474555
>>40474133
Can I have my rightful third nuke now that you yourself got trips and know getting them isn't impossible?
>>40474656
I get trips once in a while like every normal player does, but getting it 3 times in a row is impossible, and I'm still standing behind my words about you having some 3rd party program.. and you won't get that 3rd nuke.
>>40474656
>Gets trips for the first time
>DURR SEE NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET 3 TRIPS IN A ROW GIBE NUKE
Mupdate 8
>>40474728
Oh so someone is smart and takes the time to time the board speed and gets lucky because you don't like my roll you now decide to go against it. What do you want me to do, stream me playing RISK?
>>40474797
Desroy yellow
>>40474797
Geez get Putin's factory already. Perkele!
>Perkele, niggers
>>40474797
Kill purple in Lithuania then Kalningrad
>>40474797
Defend and hope Kaizen isn't biased/paranoid as fuck and gives me my nuke.
>>40474858
Helb me to preserve White Genes
>>40474797
Fuck Red, take my factory back
+1
>>40474797
keep recking gray
>>40474888
Watch Kaizen ignore these trips as well because he thinks getting them is hard and that you need to use a script to do so.
>>40474955
>keep recking
Up till now it's me recking you.
>>40474801
It's not just this game, I know you played in many other of my games and you always do the same thing. How the fuck do you time it so well, you even have time to write a post and say "Check em" or something, if you are timing it manually then it must be a sec or 2 time interval. Or it's just all automatic with some software like I said before.
>>40475000
I believe you. NAP?
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40475010
I type in the post ahead of time and let it sit there while refreshing the page in another browser page. I see the last post on /int/ and if it is between 2-4 posts behind the number I want depending on the speed I post it. Even then I'm not infallible all the time, I want to get dubs with this post but I might not.
>>40475008
but those dubs says otherwise (^:
>>40475192
Prussia my ass
>>40475192
U'd be already rotting in my backyard if palis ITG weren't that dumb.
Mupdate 9
Devirginate(attack) Yellow
>>40475306
>pooland
kill grey
>>40475306
Fuck putin, I just want to cum in his tight factory, just lemme do this. Dubs come.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40475156
>>40475010
Maybe i'll get dubs this time or maybe not.
>>40475349
>Monaco
>>40475306
Rape red, take my factory back
>>40475349
Get rekt, square polandball asianigger.
>>40475350
no you dont kek
>>40475306
Wow Kaizen you biased cunt why don't yo head over to /g/ and ask them if there are any dub scripts protip there aren't. A man can't even play with skill in your games these days if he tries to get dubs legitimately. I bet you are like one of those Serbs who would have hung girls for witchcraft if they rolled a dice well a few times.
defend and give me my fucking nukes please.
>>40475499
>Roll a 111-sided dice and get the same roll three times in a row
>>40475398
+1 bonus
>>40475556
>Implying it is THAT fucking difficult to just refresh a SLOW board /int/ and time the posts well enough to have a 1/2-2/3rds chance of getting the number you want.
Why do you think I play on /int/ and never /b/? Even here I don't always get the number I want. If I was using a script I would get it every single time like those posters who always get the bigger GET numbers despite 5000 people trying for them. I wish I had a script but I don't.
>>40475306
attack purple
>>40475556
Look at the allies. We need him NAP or we're loosing ITG. Pls don't annoy him, k?
commiefornia, want NAP? Answer.
Mupdate 10
>>40475499
>>40475676
Stalemate
>>40475738
rape yellow
>>40475738
attack grey
>>40475738
Take Fagtory, rek red hard
+1
>>40475670
>500 posts left till get
>5000 people posting at the same time
>someone gets it
Colour me surprised
>>40475738
>Hey Putin, look, a pope stands on a roof and is going to jump.
As he turns around to look in the pointed direction, I take his factory.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40475738
>>40475738
Kill Kaizen but watch him ignore this roll too for being "too lucky" and not give me my +2 nukes. I'm going to aim for trips again just to piss him off, hope I get them.
>>40475724
What's the point Kaizen ignored 3 of my rolls so he could kill me and prolly this one as well.
>>40475836
>6
pathetic rolls tbh lol
>>40475738
Attack purple
>>40475901
You got 2 nukes already, look at the fucking map faggot
>>40475901
Even without your nukes, there's 2 of us, 3 of them and one you. We won't win with them and you won't win with all.
Mupdate 11
>>40476005
Yeah but you ignored two of my posts and just took my territory. I should have four nukes. There is no nuke limit in your rules unless you are going to make that up now.
>>40476043
Rek yellow
>>40476017
Helb
>>40476043
Rabe Red
>>40476043
Steal Putin's car, drive straight to his factory and win.
Perkele, Poles.
>>40476094
Fuck, can't reroll.
Also, Putin is recking me as well tbh. If commiefornia don't confirm NAP, we're rekt.
>>40476043
>>40476043
defend and counterattack Kaizen, I just want my rightful nukes so I can have fun. tbh I am being triggered by not having what is rightfully mine while being attacked by the OP himself.
>>40475738
SLAY THE POLE
>>40476075
Yes, I neglected all your trips roll since my first post accusing you of script. I counted your dubs 2 rounds ago and your normal get in previous round .
>>40476190
Sry, was to >>40476097
Will try to helb next turn.
>>40476043
attack faggot purple
>Biased OP
>>40476241
Wtf is that bullshit Kaizen? Either I'm using a script or I am not, I am not sitting here turning a script on and off at fucking random for the lulz. Either count all of my posts or none of them if you're accusing me of cheating, don't just fuck me out of my rightful trips and then count my shitty posts.
>>40472752
>>40476075
>>40476339
Top jej
>Still living with your mom
GO cry to momma lil boy
>>40476245
Thanks tovarish
>>40476386
>Implying.
I visit her occasionally because I'm not a degenerate like you Fingol faggot.
>>40476339
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>>40476339
You are a faggot for even trying to get good rolls and not just posting at random
Planning rolls is not skill
Heck, risk at all is hardly about skill (some diplomatic skill there, some expansion-plans here, but that's it)
regards
Mupdate 12
>>40476339
Right now I'm winning because of stalemates but i have +2 bonus.
You got 2 nukes and that's all you will get for the rest of the game.
>>40476452
Rek yellow
>>40476484
PALIII
Finish business in finland before estonia because rules
>>40476452
Throw Nokias at red while defending from Putin, who certainly wants to avenge his anal virginity.
>Perkele, niggers!
>captcha lickG
>>40476449
GO away Dave, play more autismcraft with me
>>40476452
FUck red +1
>>40476551
mf off by mf 4 mfs
cuck
>>40476452
this war is fucking useless, how about a truce poland? we can keep the statuse quo and you can help your buddies against red
>defend against grey and xpand in neutral estonia
>>40476452
Can I join?
>>40476452
>>40476452
lel fuck this game then, I bet that limit is not something you're going to put on other players if they end up getting nukes or quads.
Kill Kaizen.
>>40476449
How's /int/craft goin?
I can't even
into cause autistic mods crash my minecraft.
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40476599
k
>Poland cannot into a factory
>No, it's not osome, fucking caprcha but I'd be dead otherwise tho.
>>40476452
attack purple
>>40476743
caprcha
*captcha
>Perkele, niggers!
>>40476743
YOu dont need mods my thievish friend
>>40476665
Check what mate?
Epic fail
>>40476798
Yes I do. Srvr is on mods and requires clients to install same too.
The mods were terrafuckautismsumting, whatevs. It crashes on Lunix.
Mupdate 13
>>40476890
Kill perkele
>>40476890
expand west towards estonian factories
>>40476599
>defend
>rek
tfw OP a cuck
>>40476890
Send muh best snowsnipers to rek red fag anus.
>>40476997
>>40476927
>>40476913
>>40476339
Hey, you guys want into the skype group?
>>40476449
git gud
>>40477047
i already am,no ty.
>>40477047
>skype
>muh anonymity
What about u fak off?
>>40476890
Kill purple faggot
>>40476997
I read everything about your truce but blue gave order to defend and you rolled first to attack so he got all your clay in Russia kek.
>>40477077
Noice dubs pali m8.
>Perkele, niggers!
Mupdate 14
>>40477143
I rolled first to defend cause I had no idea he's gonna status qvo.
>>40477180
Destroy grey
perkele
>>40477180
Sell muh Linux distros stuffed with explosives to red and reck that Swedish cuck once and for all.
>>40477047
>>40476449
Wow you two must be desperate if you want more than five people in some shitty group (i say five because that's likely all you have in it).
I could start my own group and I'd be more successful at it.
>>40477180
take yellows factories
>>40477189
Yea my bad. You guys were just fighting for so long that I'm not even reading your posts lol
>>40476890
>>40476890
>Tfw Kaizen is probably colluding with his friends on the Circle Skype group he kicked me out of.
>Tfw he just can't stand the thought of not gitting gud at getting gets.
>Tfw he will not count these trips and give me another nuke.
>Tfw this game is just rigged by that douchebag Sixty and him prolly.
Oh well defend my territory and kill Kaizen.
>>40477047
You don't want to, they're all douchebags especially Laurentieu, he needs to get a life tbh.
>>40477284
tfw when that top kek when swapped and are still fucked
>>40477338
*spapped enemies
I meant I'm fighting friend's old enemy and he fights mine.
Was fun game tho tbh.
>>40477238
>five
try fifty-five.
>>40477338
hang on there man after this one factories im going to flank red from estonia
>>40477393
>try
Exception caught.
five
>>40477180
attack purple
>>40477301
Okay, thanks for your input <3
>>40477424
He's not even in Estonia but whatevs.
Just pls don't kill me. It felt good to be fucked by me, dint it?
>>40477301
Who kicked you from group? I don't even know what's your Skype name.
>>40477377
*swapped
I'm even too dumb to type today. How am I still alive?
Mupdate 15
>>40477492
reading comprehension polack. it means im going to attack from estonia and red will suffer a two front war from north and south
also what skype group are you all talking about
>>40477580
assrape perkele
>>40477595
palindrome!
>>40477301
who kicked you out and who are you
>>40477587
The Circle. It's the continuation of the old Risk Chat. Huge community of players and map-makers largely on /int/.
>>40477580
take yellows island in the west
>>40477528
Sixty, yesterday. I didn't even do anything he just started kicking people for no reason.
>>40477580
Keep throwing Nokias at red.
Also Feed him all my vodka so he can't stand still or fight.
Purge red scum from muh Fineland.
>>40477665
Maybe its from the map dicussion group? He kicked everyone form there
>>40477665
he said he was kicking people for inactive..
also please spell my name right, it's Laurentiu*
>>40477665
We were kicking inactives. Who are you so I can add you back in?
>>40477698
>>40477698
Just because someone doesn't talk a lot doesn't mean they are inactive.
alsoc heck these quints
>>40477580
Fak muh alliance and allie Putin instead.
Sorry m8 but I'm choosing to survive. Also, he's better in bed.
Puttin-kun, will u marry me?
>>40477580
attack purple in Poland
>>40476872
ORiginal doesnt need terrautismcuck
Thanks for helping him bby enjoy red's cock
>>40477580
FUCK Blue
Mupdate 16
Perkele niggers are kill :(
>>40477728
You're just going to bully me like Kaizen bullied me in these threads tbh by accusing me of using a script tbh. All I want to do is play risk not get accused of cheating every time I get lucky and get trips.
>>40477780
>inb4 check aliances fag
Fak, I'm dumb.
Keep my current aliance and NAP Putin then.
>>40477891
>You're just going to bully me
are you 12? you can't handle heat? why are you on 4chan?
>>40477897
Fak I'm dumb. I can't NAP if kill.
Putin-sempai, pls don't kill Yellow. Let him live.
>>40477868
>>40477868
attack reds finland factories through sealane in estonia
>>40477897
nigga you dead
>>40477855
ill spare you those island if you become my vassals and attack red fingols
>>40477868
roll for fingol vittu homo perkele
>>40477891
>bullying
m8, what website do you think you're on?
>>40477922
There is a difference between heat and you guys being assholes.
>>40477984
+2 bonus btw
>>40477891
Even if you aren't scripter it's extremely obnoxious to see someone getting trips and quads over and over again, other people start leaving and it's just not fun. And all that because you are refreshing the page just so you could hit the right number, that's just not fair towards other people including myself who don't do that.
>>40477984
Yes, revenge me! You won't get a bigger dick in your anus than what mine was after all.
>>40478030
fug
>>40478032
So just because someone tries to be good at a game and are you want to throw them out of it? Do you get mad when you lose at cards too?
>>40477868
Kill purple
>>40477936
No fuck you
>>40477984
Suck my White Cock
>>40477868
Fug Blue
>>40477891
Listen to >>40478032, nobody likes scriptfagging.
>>40476582
but you never play with me ;_;
>>40476743
I don't play the TFC server I'm not autistic enough
>>40477238
pic
>>40478130
Germoni
Waht RU doin
It's not WWII
U can't into 2 fronts.
Germoni
Stahp
>>40478130
fucking retarded mongol i can kill you anytime
>>40478111
This isn't skill, you're just exploiting the posting system of 4chan that's all there is to it. So you literally come here to aim for trips and win the game of filling colors with a paint bucket and that makes you feel better about yourself, you get turned on this? It's just a fucking map coloring game and you have to be such a douche to use some tricks for an advantage.
You're not gonna play again in my games, we're finished.
>>40478260
Do it Monaco
>>40478222
Just like Poland
>>40478276
Based OP
>>40478211
So there are 2 servers?
Literally, wtf?
>>40478260
pls don'. Be noice to Germoni-kun. He had harsh childhood. ;__;
Love him liek u loved me, Butin. ;__;
Liberland swears on neutrality.
If attacked,will defend.
>>40478315
Original Server IP is 176.227.192.43
including factions and brewery plugin tbh
message Vladimir (me) if youre there
>>40478276
It's not some exploit of the posting system you drama queen, anyone else can do what I am doing if they want to. You spend hours hosting map coloring games and preen yourself with the prestige of being a prominent RISK mapmaker and you call me turned on for just wanting to win at a fucking game? Topkek Kaizen you total hypocrite. I remember you flipping out at someone on the Skype chat for being meta over a coloring game and saying you spent four hours of your life on it and how proud you were. Don't talk to me about taking RISK too seriously.
>>40478374
Use this as defence roll from putin
>>40478382
By original you mean before reset? Oh neat! :3
>>40478454
nah its the first server (who got reseted)
Mupdate 17
Defend if attacked
>>40478520
Fugg Blue to prove my Whiteness
>>40478417
he could be worse
he could be the new madotsuki or whatever she called herself where she tried to get her own board
>>40478417
>I remember you flipping out at someone on the Skype chat for being meta over a coloring game
It was me, and I understood because he was the original OP of the game, and I took over.
If I was host from the beginning I wouldn't care if it was metagaming or w/e.
>>40478520
fucking kill yellow
>>40478520
roll for yellow! mämmi!
>>40478600
pls don't. Spare him his islands at least. ;__;
>>40478544
Germoni, pls behave u feggot
>>40478520
Finish off purple faggot and declare neutrality :)
Mupdate 18
>>40478797
Help putin kill yellow
