Welcome to Game of Autism
>Name
>Location
>Color
We start with 4 players.
>KONY 2012
>Morocco
>Red
>>40266038
>New Quebec
>Paris
>Blue
>>40266038
U.R.S.S
Green
Moscow
>Fascist Regime
>Estonia
>Yellow
>>40266598
everytime, frog, i see you on here.
ITS U.S.S.R
unless you are misspelling it on purpose, in that case, WHY?
>>40266038
New Zion
Iraq
any color
>Spartans
>Athens
>Random Color
>>40266603
I didn't see the capital thing, I'l choose Kiev instead
>>40266038
>Persia
>Teheran
>teal
>>40266652
yeah but in french thats U.R.S.S
>>40266652
He's French, It's URSS in French and Spanish I believe.
>>40266675
>capitals
shit missed it to
>>40266038
>>40266655
make that syria
>>40266723
you are right
Union de Republiques Socialistes Sovietiques
Unión de Repúblicas Socialistas Soviéticas
>>40266038
>Sweden
>the brave empire
> any color or purple
>The Legion
>Berlin
>purple
>>40266805
Hello again High King of The Swedes, the Legion welcomes old friends
>>40266883
To you as well comrade!
>>40266966
Perhaps this turn around we shall meet on more amicable of circumstances
Mupdate 1
Some of your capitals aren't white because of territory problem i will never fix most likely lel.
>>40267006
Expand into Belarus
>>40267006
capture lower syria/jordan, if I fill jordan spills into israel
>>40267006
Expand towards London.
Q: Will capitals be counting as +2, while factories +1?
>>40267006
Get me too
Push north into Denmark.
>the Legion
>>40267006
Alliance, Persia?
Fill Greece.
>>40267006
Move to the capitol in Denmark
>>40267006
go on south east for take the capital
>>40267006
expand into Eastern Morocco, spill into algerian factory
>>40266998
Let's be allies
>>40267059
Ok
>>40267006
Capture the Persian factory
>>40267176
Yes but we shall see who makes it too Denmark first :)
>>40267059
want an alliance?
>>40267208
Ok we'll race to it but I'm going for UK
Mupdate 2
Reply to mupdate to recognize your alliance/nap officially.
>>40267376
Rush to capture Denmark
>>40267376
Take algerian factory, spill into spain
>Kony
>>40267376
Get the Denmark capitol
>>40267376
Great, fill Belarus, get the factory
>>40267201
Missed you, sorry, fixed now.
>>40267420
>420
how many t's for this eh :^)
>>40267376
Please count my roll >>40267201
I am Lycurgus' ally
Get that factory, spills into heading north
>>40267424
>PALI
Check'em
Get Denmark capitol is spills fill Sweden
>>40267376
take that last tile in southern syria, fill jordan, spills israel
anyone want to be my ally ;_;
>>40267376
Surrond London for my +2.
Then push for southern french capitol.
>None
>>40267231
You are so far away, i don't want to be your enemy, but NAP is pointless since you are too far and i can only have one NAP, i'm not interisting in the north so don't worry. We can have a NAP later, when things get bigger.
>>40267376
Take that factory in Greece, if spill, to Albania.
Persia is my ally.
>>40267618
Ups no bonus
Mupdate 3
Include bonuses next to your name (+number)
>>40267815
Alliance forgone. Attack blitzkrieg purple.
>>40267815
Take Algerian capital, spills into Iberia
>KONY
>>40267815
finish israel, spill into cyprus, if any more, spill into turkey along the Aegean sea
>>40267855
Dubs, spill into Portuguese factory.
>>40267843
Raaagggh fuck this rolling shit. Op just go ahead and remove me from the game.
The Legion's out.
>>40267815
Attack the legion
>>40267815
Get Warsow and the surrounding territories
>>40267815
fuck i miss my roll
anyway go take the capital
>>40267815
Push to south french capital.
>>40267815
Take Albania.
>>40267903
kek
>>40267815
Please give factory.
Spill into Turkey's Black Sea factory
>>40267920
Warsaw*
>>40267815
>>40267903
Now that he is gone fill Germany
>>40267932
Forgot bonus.
>(+2)
>>40267957
Spills into Italy southern factory
>>40267957
alliance, greece?
>>40267932
>alliance or NAP
My last guy was a dick I'll stay out of France if you stay out Germany
>>40268070
Hey fuck you bro, I'm not playing, that don't mean I left the thread.
>>40268070
Alliance if you let me go to Itally/Spain?
> You can take rest of Central/Eastern europe. I'll help in war.
>>40268033
Its sound tentative, but sorry, i'm already in a alliance with Persia. Persia and Sparta should be friends.
Mupdate 4
>>40267903
Bad luck, thanks for playing.
>>40267972
You got shit rolls mate, I counted your first roll i missed as well, but you got the factory....
>>40267981
I attacked him already even tho you can redirect the first 5 rounds, I won't bother to change now. You didn't capture Copenhagen yet.
>>40268227
take the east factory and try to get the south one too
>>40268227
Thank you, hope this will be a better one
Get Kuwait's factory
>>40268227
Complete Belarus and try to take te factory at south Ukraine
>>40268106
Your the ass hole who rage quit cuz I got the capitol first kek
>>40268182
Yes you can go to italy
Take alegerian southern factory and fill morocco
>>40268227
Thanks for hosting man, Ive seen you before and appreciate returning Riskbros
>>40268227
Take southern french cap. Surround for that bonus. Spills expand my claim in England.
>>40268227
finish cyprus, spills into turkey
>>40268227
Fixed bonus, also if possible, spill into the Turkish Black Sea factory
>>40268227
Take Denmark capitol then get Germany capitol if spills get the one in norway
>>40268289
It wasent that you got there first, it was cause of shitty rolls
>>40268300
>>40268227
updating bonus.
>>40268227
Take Southern Italy.
>>40268289
Well that gonna be a problem
>>40268374
Well either way you attacked me cuz I got the capitol that was a dick move
>>40268421
it's whatever man lol
>>40268412
No my ally is going for Italy and I want those small patches of country's west of there
>>40268376
Want a NAP? Seems like the north guys want to take my Italy and your Iberia
>>40268505
sure
>>40268227
kony and sparta is now nap
>>40268280
NAP? I wish t go to Europe through Crimea to asist my ally.
>>40268505
>your Italy
Well see next roll
>>40268412
>>40268190
Persia and sparta where historic enemies
Mormons have holy underwear
you have you're choice
>>40268575
Stay away from Crimea
>>40268498
So you don't fill North Europe or Central Europe and alredy want South Europe? Anyway is if your ally that means you have power there.
>>40268567
Nice
>>40268575
I was saving Istambil for you to go Europe
>>40268590
kek you are so far, concetre in your region, you can't win the south.
>>40268598
Not this time, Persia and Sparta will be frinds now.
>>40268567
I'm not after you just Italy
Mupdate 5
>>40268421
Now you have bonus from Copenhagen. You do this shit every game, I won't count your bonus and If i see you having more than actually you can see good bye to this game.
>>40268674
Take Libya Capital, SPILL INTO PORTUGUESE CAPITAL
>Kony
>>40268674
Get Crimea's factory and fill Ukraine
>>40268674
go on finland capital
>>40268674
I'll add alliances/naps when the time comes, it's too early.
>>40268674
Take the holy city of Constantinople
>>40268653
Actually having Italy means that you can go to the rest of south europe, western, north africa and middle east, so no one is safe.
>>40268674
Get that factory in the south of Italia and go to Rome.
>>40268674
Get Germany capitol and factory if attacked defend
>>40268707
3D PALI U WOT
updating BONUS
>>40268645
Ah, I'm blind, sorry, then..
>>40268674
Get Turkey's Black Sea factory, why don't I have Kuwait's one? Don't you know how I feel after getting all those shit rolls?
+1 without the factry +2 with it.
Spills into Istambul
>>40268753
I don't know why you see me as a tyrant I just promised an ally Italy in exchange for his partnership so when the time comes I will aid him in getting it
>>40268674
>>40268674
Take cap. Push to Spanish factory and Madrid.
>>40268753
Please get Beograd next round
>>40268910
If you don't want to fight then stay away from southern Europe, you have nothing to do there, except war.
>>40268946
>>40268789
Hes getting your land
Mupdate 6
>>40268836
Because of surrounding capitals and factories rule and some parts of map are a little bit hard to fill without going beeline which is not allowed so I filled entire Iran therfore.
>>40269061
Calm down, in time, you will see what is mine and what is not
>>40269086
Fill out the rest of Libya, spill towards Spanish capital.
>>40269086
take holy Constantinople, spills into egypt
>>40269086
take finland capital and if spils take the north factory too
>>40269086
Great, try to take Romania's capital (Bucarest?)
>>40269086
Get that Spanish factory. Push towards Madrid.
>>40269086
Fill germany if attacked defend
I'm pretty sure I've surrounded that capitol if not sorry
>>40269143
NAP?
>>40269086
Get the Turkish factory and then Cairo, Istambul or Damascus, whichever city is closer
>>40269149
Also, take the surrounding territories to Bucarest
>>40269228
why not an alliance?
>>40269286
I have alliance with dark blue
>>40269274
do Ecuadorians not learn geography?
>>40269328
Not really, but I do, why?
I said that just because of the no beelining rule
>>40269313
ok for a NAP
>>40269366
Yes we got NAP can you stay out Sweden and Norway then
>>40269356
just because Cairo is unreachable in you're position
>>40269086
Take Serbia, then take Egypt.
>>40269415
Look at my territories in Arabia. I could've gotten a high roll.
also it's "your"
>>40269430
bonus and fill islands in the aegean sea
>>40269464
how fucking new are you?
Gotta leave now
it's been a great game OP thanks for hosting
>>40269499
kek
6 months
>>40269552
>6 months ago was 20 years ago
Jesus, being on here since 2008 is making me feel old now
Mupdate 7
Ok everyone reply with your allies and naps now. I'll add them on map, remember 1 ally and 1 nap allowed.
>>40269611
TAKE MADRID
>Allies
the brave empire.
>>40269611
take Cairo, spills into defending, if not attacked finish syria.
Anyone want to ally me :-:?
>>40269611
Take Aegean islands, fill Greece, and take rome. Attack if defended.
>>40269611
Heyo, take Spanish capital, spills in Egypt.
I have NAP with Spartans
>>40269611
Head west to the factory and continue to fill Germany
>>40269611
NAP with the barve empire
take the take the finland capital and the north factory
>>40269665
>665 kek
>>40269673
want to be my friend?
>>40269641
>He's already allied
I was going to offer an alliance, but now I will have to crush you.
>>40269662
Fight red and we can have an NAP
>>40269611
If orange or greeen attack, defend, if not or if spills from that attack, get Istambul, spills into Crimea's factory
>>40269692
fffffffffff almost 6d pali
>>40269698
unofficially, yes. I want to keep my official alliance for a later date, my friend.
I will not touch rightful orange clay, you do not touch rightful red clay. You may have egyptian capital.
>>40269703
I can do an NAP
>>40269611
allies: new Quebec
NAP: URSS
>>40269708
>fight red
>absolutely blocked in by 4 empires
>fighting
t-thats a good one
>>40269743
thank the prophet Jospeh Smith, I was afraid of a three prong attack
>>40269746
>I can do an NAP
I already have one, sorry, you will be crushed.
>>40269692
Could you stay out of norway
>>40269797
i would dont need anyway
>>40269611
Ally: Lyurgus
>>40269829
Great you should take yellows land he's off
>>40269892
yep i planed that after take finland
>>40269743
Ally or don't no fucking secret pacts in my games or I'll redirect your rolls to attack randomly.
>>40269978
No alliance then, you fuckin nigger.
>>40270028
just shut up, dont touch me i dont touch you. no alliance.
Mupdate 8
>>40270003
Nobody likes hugboxing and then just steamrolling everyone else, this is prevent high bonus players from killing everyone around them.
>>40270094
Attack blue.
>>40270094
take the factory and go for yellow capital
>>40270094
>i get attacked
>no declaration of war
yes I'm mad
attack persia
Official war song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8tJthtX2G0
Where is my roll? >>40269665
>>40270094
This game is slow plus I'm doing something I'm out
>>40270094
>Defend against Red, push him back so that I can have his Madrid capitol.
>>40270028
Seems to be trouble. You can have Italy if you can help me fight Red...
>>40270094
Defend, spill into Crimea's factory
>>40270207
wow 5d pali
>>40270197
Welp. I could use a new ally....
>>40270205
>>40270028
He literally can't attack, he is fighting someone else.
>>40270205
>starting a 2 front war
you really are a dumb nigger
>>40270182
Added
>>40270197
This map has always been slow, that's how i made it. I do mupdates 10 to 15 min between because I listen to some music and chat and other stuff.
>>40270094
Check my ebin 5d pali >>40270207
Spills from it into Crimea;s factory and orange;s factory in Turkey
>>40270306
Let us ally, my friend.
>>40270155
is that a black mormon
>>40270301
Ok then i will roll like i have it.
>>40270094
Help my ally persian, attack in southern Turkey and if its possible take Cyprus. If spills of that, take Rome.
>>40270205
Italy is mine. Stay away from it.
>>40270458
You can have it. At this point I need to fight Red.
>>40270094
Can I join as brown at the capital in Italy?
>>40270430
lot's of missions in africa
I don't get it since satan made the blacks, but whatever makes them happy.
>>40270391
I'm sorry we can't. However I'm Lycurgus friend and I wish you no harm and will even help you after I'm done with orange.
>>40270482
>"You can have it"
>Implying you had an option
>>40270504
you got it, buddy.
Mupdate 9
>>40270501
Rome has fallen. You can take yellow or purple, they both left.
>>40270538
Take Southern-French capital from blue, or just keep on pushing him back
>>40270538
I'm done, I submit
play me out, men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrHPcEpNKac
>>40270538
I'll take yellow then.
Expand towards purple.
Can I join?
>Icelandic Super Giants
>Iceland
>Brown
>>40270538
take yellow capital and try to take the yellow factory too
>>40270538
>I have no chance of winning this war.
>I have no chance of winning this game.
Defend. Push back Red. :^(
>>40270622
you get 3t this round, you can still do it.
>>40270538
can I take purple?
take that factory in netherlands and fill germany
>>40270581
I probably should have said that yellow is being attacked by green and teal, claim purple if you want.
>>40270538
Where that nukes come from? I'm talking of Persia
Take Romania's capital, if spills, fill Italy.
>>40270538
Attack Jordan's factory, spill into Damascus
>>40270647
I'm not giving up, I'll give you a good fight.
Just not looking too good man.
>:^(
>>40270665
ok switch to purple.
>>40270679
From my epic 5d pali >>40270207
>>40270538
Fixed bonus
>>40270647
just asking want alliance kony?
>>40270603
NAP?
Can I have a corridor through Central Europe?
>>40270733
well you're the next big empire and everyone else is allied with someone else.
Why not lel.
can I have your roll next round if you don't mind? I want to finish blue ASAP. When I'm done with him you can have one of my rolls.
>>40270804
>>40270733
>>40270538
KONY + URSS allies now.
>>40270804
i will just take the yellow capital and after why not
>>40270850
thanks a lot.
>>40270691
I'd like to ally with you but I fear I'd be useless because of my position
Mupdate 10
>>40270649
It's taken already, want yellow, he's almost wiped out but maybe you can change that.
So many kids playing, stop leaving if you are losing damn it. Also read the rules for once, i won't answer those kind of dumb questions. >>40270679
>>40270898
Keep on pushing back RED VIVE LA BLEU
>Check this 3dPali
>>40270939
no fucking way
>>40270939
Also my bonus should be (+5)
Sorry.
>>40270898
Push blue back lel
>>40270898
Expand south to that capital and continue to the factory.
>>40270860
>>40270850
Please, I want a NAP with either of you
>>40270898
Take Damascus, the Turkish neutral factory and then keep killing orange
>>40270898
just try to take the belarus factory and give a half of my roll t to kony
>>40270977
>>40270939
your 3d pali is useless, sadly, my friend :)
also updating my bonus, should be 11 not 12. >>40270898
>>40270898
>>40270979
3D Pali
>>40270898
If you want to get to center europe i can cede you 5ts in Romania, Persia.
Take that one T in Turkey (I just want it to like nice) and then Romania factory. If spills, fill Italy.
>>40270990
>>40270977
>Dubs
>4dPali
>:^)
>>40270898
>it's taken
whaaaaat
you said it was up for grabs
I'll have yellow then
change my name to my trip
blob to austria
>>40270990
>>40270898
using 10t i think, push blue back even further
U.R.S.S you are based as fuck bro.
>>40270990
>>40271050
>>40270898
ok with the rest of the spils take poland capital and give 10t to kony
>>40271018
Do it if you may, please.
Unless someoen attacks me, I will give you half of my next roll if you don't mind
>>40271037
Because someone took it before you.
>>40271132
Ok, with that i'll take all Italy and i'll give to you Austria.
>>40271173
Can you both nuke and attack or defend in the same round?
>>40271230
Ok, thank you
Mupdate 11
take blue's southern capital
>>40271404
>3D Pali
feels good tbh
>>40271383
Give green his nuke btw
>>40271383
take the yellow new capital and go for poland factory
>>40270990
OP you miss my nuke
>>40271383
Head to the capital in Austria to the east
>>40271404
404 get
>>40271383
Assist my ally with half of my roll and use the other half to take Damascus and kill orange
>>40271429
>>40271433
Why no NAP?
>>40271383
Take my love, take my land you can't take my capitol.
>This turn.
DEFEND
>>40271429
thats a 404 so 18t instead of 15t 3d pali
>>40271383
Well me and purple don't gonna be friends.
Expand in Italy.
>>40271474
nice 3D pali but its mine against yours :<
>>40271433
Fixed
>>40271493
Bonus
>>40271497
>>40271474
nvm, apparently its a 404 against a 3D pali so more clay for me :<
It's my first time destroying a kingdom ;_;
I feel bad for him. I know what it feels like
>>40271497
I can't catch a break! Nice rolls. You've earned whatever land you take from me. 404 is an 18T too.
>>40271462
i wont attack you if you dont attack me
>>40271433
and miss the +10 bonus
>>40271540
It's just that I'm a tad too paranoid, please sign it just in case
>>40271567
cant only one NAP per player
Mupdate 12
>>40271662
Try to finish off blue
>>40271662
Here we gooooooo!
DEFEND THE HOMELANDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>40271678
>678
That's a straight, yes?
>>40271662
Kill orange focusing on Cairo, roll assist grey with the spills
>>40271678
Cool 3-straight.
>>40271696
and that's a 3d pali, not that it counts, WHAT IS UP WITH MY ROLLS?!!?!?!?!
>>40271693
You will be fucking remembered. You fought bravely. Stay in this thread, I will win this in your name and mine.
>>40271662
Fill Italy and fill Slovenia. Give Slovenia to Persia.
>>40271662
Defend as priority if not attack expand south towards Greece and that factory but dont attack anyone.
URSS,
Are you we honoring the NAP you made with my predecessor?
New Quebec,
Are we honoring the alliance you had with my predecessor?
>>40271662
9 more territories to red for this one, im making lots of mistakes tonight. I started too late for my timezone and im exhausted.
>>40271734
Thanks, if I had to lose, I'm glad it was to you.
>>40271662
finish yellow and take romanian capital and try to take romanian factory
>>40271787
yes we're still in a NAP
What is the rule on breaking NAP's/Alliances
>>40271805
>mfw I see this
Wth are you doing nigga?
