Continuation of most boring Risk ever from a player perspective because OP is slow at updating the map. It's only round 14 now kek.
>inb4 OP is a faggot and worst OP ever.
>>39240025
EAT AWAY AT PURPLE TURKEY
Kill light blue pls
>>39240029
Just noticed that.
Still, I'm not afraid, I could crush Purple like I'm going to crush Egypt.
>>39240025
Continue towards Madrid, Iberia will be free once more.
>>39240025
ATTACK PURPLE NAZIS
>>39240025
Kill light blue
>>39240025
Attack France.
>>39240092
Whoops, forgot to update bonus.
>>39240025
finish off orange
>>39240104
You rerolling cuck...
>>39240083
>>39240123
Can you fire that nuke we talked about
>>39240107
Forgot to update bonus. Should be +15
>>39240025
Use half this roll to give my allied France some bonus
We arent marked on the map for some reason
>>39240123
>>39240025
that is a three digit straight
>>39240095
Thank you based vodka mongol
>>39240138
Oh yeah, OP never put our alliance on the map.
He should probably do that.
>>39240123
>>39240025
when I said three I meant four
I got 2 nukes
>>39240138
Egypt is getting pretty strong if you want we can have an temporary alliance
>>39240181
Ive been allied with France for a while now
Besides, I don't like you
>>39240181
>>39240126
I hate you
>>39240176
Pls nuke light blue and brown
>>39240126
Well he didn't reply to mupdate so that's not rerolling.
>>39240210
Autism wins this round amirite OP?
>>39240200
You started it faggot
>>39240204
give me everything north of moscow
>>39240227
Muh Moscow
Muh clay
>>39240227
Ok fine just end this war so things can go to normal
>>39240227
He doesnt even have +10, he has +7
Just take what you want, you have a nuke.
>>39240255
>>39240025
pls take note
>>39240261
Holy shit you're right
>>39240025
Take note of this as well
>>39240261
No, I have two nukes
>>39240123
Guys please let me keep muh Moscow
>>39240282
If I why your so happy it just means your gonna die slightly slower you have +4
>>39240286
I will if France will Fuck off.
>>39240286
I support you. You are the rightful ruler of Russia, not the UK.
>>39240138
Whoa whoa. What do you mean your ally? You never officially declared your alliance and what did I say about that? Please go back to old thread and link me when did you make an alliance but it has to be replied to mupdate.
I did say the punishment for not declaring alliances/Naps officially didn't I? I thought you of all people would respect my rules the most.
>>39240302
Based Egypt
>>39240318
That's for helping me with poland and Sweden
If that doesnt count, lets make it offical right now.
>>39240348
> I feel bad for alluthastan
Haha
>>39240372
It's because I'm bordering a retard
>tfw finally relevant and still no one wants to join you in a dank alliance
>>39240388
Pls help me, we can take Russia!
>>39240025
>>39240365
It's not like we did any alliance things until now anyways.
Alliance?
>>39240387
No it's because I purposely trapped my like a guinea pig for fun and it was hilarious kek
>>39240416
lel no your dead man walking
someone explian nukes to me
Mupdate 15
So much shitposting, I read everything and that is one of the reasons I update slow. Plus while I reply to some of you, it takes time man.
Anyway, Orange has been killed by blue. He attacked Purple and got some of his clay then blue attacked him and took everything so purple and blue are not in war even if this is a big territorial change.
>>39240428
Yes.
>>39240434
explain nuke pls
>>39240434
Use half my bonus and roll to help France attack Brown
>>39240434
Attack Purple from Iranian capital
Alliance with UK?
>>39240434
Invade france
>>39240434
Continue war against brown.
>>39240434
Kill light blue and I got my +10 back
>>39240365
Well im too much tired to care for what I said in the old thread but since you didn't declare it officially back then.
I allow you make a new one now just because of all this hugboxing in the east with purple. I hope you will do the right thing and do something about that.
>>39240123
>>39240434
also that is my second nuke yes?
>>39240453
It makes all the spaces around it black (no body can cross over it)
>>39240453
Drop it anywhere you want and it will render territory inhospitable
>>39240474
How?
>>39240455
>>39240434
Fuck yeah, so thats 9 +12? or 9+6? Maybe 21/2?
>>39240453u post a pic of your map and you put some sort of icon over where you nuke or say where in comments
OP is a faggot and worst OP ever.
>>39240453
Read the nuke rules for fuck sakes! !!!!
After like 5 hours of game you still didn't read the rules right?
>>39240495
I assume it's just the roll that's halved, considering how it's worded in the rules, but I guess it's up to OP.
>>39240495
I didn't count your roll assist with French because the alliance wasn't official. It makes sense doesn't it.
>>39240503
Nigger
>>39240504
I'm bordering a downy and even I have pity for you based on what you have to deal with.
>>39240523
Couldn't resist validating an 'inb4'.
>>39240480
Fucking why mate
I wanted to propose a dank alliance
>>39240504
im real drunk
>>39240523
Lol I purposely trapped you because it was fucking hilarious I hope you like this 10 rolls in confinement
>>39240522
Not really, since we have been talking about it since the dawn of the thread, and you obviously knew before the mupdate.
>>39240434
Take Balkan capital then
>>39240545
>>39240504
pic related
>>39240503
I'm sorry, ehhh? Give moose fur or i remove you Serbian style.
>>39240546
Seriously please stop being a retard
>>39240568
That's one nuke
>>39240434
my roll takes ukraine capitol though
>>39240568
Pretty sure he wanted Barcelona
>>39240568
Drop the other at the border of brow and blue
>>39240568
>>39240471
I FUCK ING TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO NUKES YOU. FUCK
>>39240568
Oh baby. I guess I'll just have to go the long way around, eh?
>>39240588
>>39240434
dubs again of course
>>39240608
Because your trying to take down france
>>39240557
You are le wizard. I did know that same as I know when someone rolls but doesn't reply to mupdate. Same rules apply and I don't count it as "official"
I was talking about previous roll assist, I didn't count it, but this one I will.
>>39240627
FRANCE ATTACKED ME!
>>39240654
You took Barcelona, I can't just let that go without a fight.
>>39240654
Just don't listen to him he's clear retarded
>>39240672
I took barcelona because OP made me.
fuck im drunk this next nuke is going on style
>>39240678
Clearly. I hate my phone so god damned much.
>>39240678
Your just butt hurt that I traped you and now your fighting back and I'm about to whip you out
>>39240710
If you attack him, you'll be dead next.
>>39240710
K bb luv u <3 3==✊==D
>>39240738
He is already! Did anybody fucking notice?
>>39240738
Fuck you everybody is ready to Kill you and I have a big enough empire to stop you from killing me so Fuck off faggot
Mupdate 16
Stop shitposting just for a couple of minutes I can't concentrate anymore.
Also that region where you decided to drop the nuke was the worst possible choice. I would drop it on some territory where there is sea route and block the enemy, but that is just me. I should stay neutral... i guess :D
>>39240766
Are you old enough to be on here? Actually that's a dumb question, nevermind.
>>39240738
Lol you tried threatening me haha
>>39240766
>Enemy has +15
>You only +10
>LOL DUDE I KILL YOU MUH EMPIRE IS BIG
>>39240781
Invade Greece from Italy
>>39240781
Defend against the purple retard and his retard strength.
>>39240781
Take more of France. Also, allahustan do you want an alliance?
>>39240781
Push back light blue I'm gonna trap him in that corner for the whole game lol
fucking hell i missed it are you still gonna OP after this one? >>39240025
>>39240781
>>39240781
Take green capital
Spills go to Greek capital
>>39240781
im drunk and going to bed nuke constantinople remove turks from yurop. also seriousky i made last nuje explecit pyrense
sbane and france no good
>>39240822
Dude you're plus 9, were plus 7. CAN YOU EVEN FUCKING COUNT YOU FUCKING CUNT???
>>39240827
I don't think so Poland.
>>39240692
I replied to you in the old thread why did I do that.
You were filling non-existent neutral territories. I used your rolls to take Green's Africa tiles and half of Iberia, what then? It's all your fault for not looking at the map but rolling mindlessely, now deal with it.
>>39240848
kek are you that one ussr guy from back then? git gud faggot
>>39240846
Lol your so mad
>>39240874
From back when?
WHo were you?
>>39240836
Blue stop taking moscow you dissent even nuke where I wanted haha
>>39240916
Why do you think you control the UK?
>>39240802
Wanna just white peace because barcelona doesn't exist?
>>39240938
I don't think that it's that we had an agreement and he dissent go though with is m80
>>39240836
Can't nuke main capitals bro.
>>39240802
>>39240818
You 2 are autists, one goes one way and other goes the other way, very smart, you'll see the result in few minutes.
>>39240957
I thought it was you mindlessly begging him to do shit while he ignored you, but whatever you say señorita!
>Captcha: deurr
>>39240860
I was filling neutral territories because I wanted to avoid war with france. I was hesitant in attacking green because I was unsure if my gaining their territory was through the alliance or conquering.
>>39240889
im the yellow from this one
>>39240938
How dose I feel to waste so this time on risk and only stay in one corner for like 5 hours
>>39240988
>You two are autists
Finally something we can both agree on
>>39240997
Also because there was a player claiming to be green.
>>39241014
Ayyy
>>39240997
But do you understand the part that there were no neutral territories left even after I took all green's territories in Africa. You continued to roll to fill neutral fucking Ts. Do you even read what other players type or when player abandons the game or just mindlessely roll like a bot.
>>39241014
Now i remember
Fucking Orange faggot
Fucking Poland
Mupdate 17
>>39241014
I remember that game. 10 nukes in game and nobody does shit and now people are like hungry wolves, fighting for suvival and begging blue to reconsider where to launch 1 or 2 of nukes kek.
>>39241063
We're you the USSR? Man you made the game so fucking weird.
>>39241102
Defend against purple.
>>39241102
Get Swedish capital
Get Factories around me
Defend (priority)
>>39241102
Continue towards France ' primary capital.
>>39241102
Hmm, I don't suppose Egypt will be willing to give my land back for peace?
Ah, fuck it.
Take back our lost land
>>39241134
>>39241102
Baltics into Sweden
>>39241102
Attack Brown if France let's me use his water way if not attack light blue
>>39241103
Yes.
Did i?
Did blue left? What about the nuke, goddamimit. After all that thinking what to do with the nukes and who to trust and shit he said "Drop on Constantinople"
I guess I'll put it in OPs infinite nuclear warhead arsenal.
>>39241162
Forgot bonus +10 thanks allathstan
>>39241200
LEt me take over blue please
>>39241171
I nuked orange on accident and intense warfare and odd diplomatic stuff happened
>>39241148
Can I use your water way to attack Egypt allathustan Wentworth it antmore
>>39241234
Yeah, go ahead.
>>39241200
You should let a lurker decide where to drop it. Such as myself.
>>39241248
I'm wentworth
>>39241232
Oh kek
At least you nuked him
>>39241248
Op I'm attacking Brown now he let me use the water way
>>39241200
Just drop on constantinople and you should really fix what you nuked between brown and teal, he meant to nuke the 3 little shits connecting brown and teal, not the factory.
>>39241262
you're not worth it*
Mupdate 18
>>39241271
Too late. I hate how you roll like an autist.
"If this happens, then do this, if not then do that" and shit like that, fucking metagaming, I should've made a rule about that, too late now but still I already used the roll on Allahustan because French answered too late.
>>39241254
I don't allow lurkers at least this late into the game and especially not to take nation such as blue's with nuke bundled up with nice amount of bonus.
>>39241200
dubs and i take over blue
>>39241387
I don't want to join the game or take over as blue. I just want to get to pick where the nuke drops. It would be a shame to waste it, right?
>>39241387
Take back iran
>>39241387
Finish surrounding paris, if anything left go into Italy.
>>39241398
Faggot.
Let me show you how to get blue-taking dubs
>>39241387
Attack Brown at my southern water way
>>39241387
Attack Constantinople
>>39241314
You can't nuke main capitals.
Also he even made red arrows which clearly point at the damn factory, so what's done is done.
>>39241387
Retake our lost lands.
Dubs I get blue's nuke
Trips I get Russia and Finland from blue
Quads I get al of blue's land
>>39241516
Reroll
>>39241441
>palindrome
fucking newfag i swear
Ok here we go
Dubs I get blue's nuke
Trips I get Russia and Finland from blue
Quads I get al of blue's land
>>39241577
Singles and I cancel your dubs
>>39241387
GIVE ME A COLOUR
CHAOS UNDIVIDED
PUT CHAOS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLUSTERFUCKERED WAR ZONE
>>39241462
>>39241577
The dubs have decided can I get blue's nuke
>>39241601
See this
>>39241593
>>39241446
What do you mean by this? I took Athens but Teal is blocking the way to the south. The other sea route over Cyprus is blocked by Allahustan.
Can you not into Geography? And can you not specify exactly your intentions. I am thinking you want to attack and grab Allahustan's territories in Israel then spill to brown.
>>39241620
Just ignore him and update...I'm tired and we have two more updates left
>>39241620
Please just nuke him.
>>39241593
Dubs your singles get cancel
trip your mom dies tonight
quads you die right now
>>39241655
Singles every post you make from now on is invalid
>>39241612
See this>>39241655
Dubs have decided
Mupdate 19
Does anyone care to finish of green and maybe blue? Does nobody wants to be the winranr of this 6 hours long and boring game? At least fill out these neutral autistic tiles to make clean borders for fucking aesthetics sake.
>>39241714
Attack capitals of blue and brown
I win!!!
>>39241714
Take Iran
Ok here we go
Dubs I get blue's nuke
Trips I get Russia and Finland from blue
Quads I get al of blue's land
>>39241714
Take the capital in italy
>>39241739
Subtract 4 from bonus because you lost your main capital
>>39241714
Take blue I'm right by him
>>39241714
Let's see if I can at least take Paris back before the end of the game.
>>39241721
fuk u jesuz
>>39241764
First capitol don't count
>>39241784
Read the rules
>>39241770
Your bonus is now 4.
>>39241795
Ok -1
>>39241815
Fine games almost over anyway
Mupdate 20
Rolls are doubles for this round so do your best.. I hope you will make the right choice and end this Ottoman menace.
Next is Final Mupdate so don't leave.
>>39241908
Push down light blue like I always do haha
>>39241908
Rape purple by the will of Allah
>>39241908
Take what's left of France
>>39241925
Look at the map I'm the one who has been raping you since the start of this game hahaha
>>39241924
>>39241925
>924
>925
Fucking script kiddies kekeke
>>39241908
Come on faggots, retake Paris.
Vive la France
Vive l'Empire
Vive l'Empereur
I'm gonna nuke Constantinople now that it is under God's control. It just pokes my eye on the map so what the hell fuck purple faggot.
C BEPOM У БOГA, ЗA КPAЉA И OTAЏБИHУ, CЛOБOДA ИЛИ CMPT !!!!
>>39242086
FUCKING SLAV
>>39242086
I'm ok with that.
Final Mupdate
You know what's funny? By the current statistics Green and Brown are the winrars, former has still most of kills (2) and later has biggest bonus (+21). Fuck this game.
Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this extremely autistic and obnoxious game.
You wasted 7 hours of your life because OP drunkard faggot who can't OP fast. GG peace.
>>39242204
I can finally sleep in peace! I hope I don't play risk with any of you guys ever again!
>>39242204
>all that fucking unclaimed territory
I would say that it was fun, but for real this one was pretty shit.
>>39242243
I wouldn't be even playing if I was you. I mean were basically in France through out the whole game and waited to be invaded, fucking camper :D
