Continuation of Europe Risk
>>38889977
Don't roll to this mupdate, It's not finished yet.
>>38896551
Kek, i posted the clean template
>>38896562
top kek
MUPDATE 13
So, I think Green has left,Cyan as well, I don't know who else..
can I just take this chance and ask wtf is meant by "Rolls: 1,2,3 = 3t" and so on? if I roll high then I am allowed to get more pieces of land?
>>38896643
Issue a final swipe and merciful deathblow to red.
>>38896643
Attack King Willy. Again. At this point you might as well gib me all his clay. It's just pointless rolling
>>38896643
Take back my polish clay from Swede and keep defending from dirty ruski.
>>38896643
Finish off red, try to get Vienna
>>38896660
Yes and if you get a special roll you get the amount as listed for them. like trips is 25t + a nuke
>>38896643
Attack green then uk
>>38896660
Yes you just rolled a 0 (the last number of your digits) so you'd get 9 territories of free land, but when attacking if they also attack you whoever has the highest roll gains land and you lose
>>38896704
Khan. I must be blunt with you. I am your only real threat in this game, and it seems as though it will come down to a final fight between you and I. I propose an NAP until just you and I are left.
>>38896660
It's for the balance. Lower values for normal rolls are better but for special ones like straights,palindromes,69,dubs,trips and so on they are higher.
>>38896660
Its the number of tour post by example your post ends in 0 so u will get 9 tiles
>>38896729
>implying im not a threat to your dreams of world domination
>>38896704
Imo NAP with me and help me take down >>38896729
and everyone else.
Then when we take down Dirty Ruski, we'll see what we do.
Don't deal with ruski, he backstabs you.
>>38896729
What will happen to Swede? You are the only one that can get to them.
>>38896781
>not allying with the 2nd most dangerous player in the game to dominate the world
>>38896775
Sorry, was not meant to offend
>>38896827
>>not allying with the 2nd most dangerous player in the game to dominate the world
Last time we tried that, Russia took Moldova.
Rather ally with Khan and take Funkytown to town.
>>38896825
I still have land in mainland europe brooooo
its not over yet
>>38896851
I know and see that but you also have a large portion of land blocked off by funkytown.
>>38896827
On second thought, you already NAP'd with cyan, so I think maybe we got something going on here. Wanna eradicate Swede together? I will ally with you until Swede is completely gone, and then that's the end of our contract.
>>38896863
Yep, and with all sea routes blocked off too me, I'm virtually invincible. Unless Funky Town decides to get Funky with me or you guys get some nooks
>>38896871
we broke that a long time ago, kek
That's why I'm taking his land
MUPDATE 14
>>38896825
I gave Vienna to your ally because he instructed that in his orders, hope that's okay but you get the kill for killing red because you got his main capital.
>>38896921
Attack UK and Roma
>>38896921
Attack green
>>38896921
Also, I can't just cede you FunkyTown all of Cyan's land because maybe Khan wants it as well. I'll leave you 2 to discuss that or fight over it.
>>38896921
Thats cool.
Declare war and attack cyan in Saudi Arabia. Take the capitol first.
>>38896949
949 get
>>38896921
Ok bro, now take over Belarus.
Also, UK gave me some of his clay did he not? Since he left, he wanted to ally with me and give me 5t per turn. can I have some of that clay please?
>>38896863
I propose an alliance between us. If you accept this alliance, you also agree to allow OP to cede all King Willy's clay to me, but I break alliance with Swede. What say you?
>>38896921
Give my roll to Khan
>>38896980
FUCK YOU DOON COON
>>38896991
Yep. Khan's definitely going to win this.
>>38897006
Khan and Estado Novo. We're a team.
>>38897058
Khan, I would like an answer. >>38896980
>>38896980
I just took a lot of his land. How will that impact this?
>>38897080
That's okay, just leave the rest to me.
>>38896999
nothing personal, friend. Just business.
>>38897095
;-; nothing personal, you were just about to let my country be filled with a bunch of shitskins ;-;
>>38896970
Old Roma guy never broke up alliance with Cyan so UK couldn't cede you anything and since Cyan is now gone i'm afraid you can't do anything about that.
>>38897095
One moment please.
>>38896991
Estado Novo, Do you have an alliances or NAP with anyone else?
MUPDATE 15
Who made an alliance with whom. Reply to mupdate now so I can add it on the map.
>>38897235
Attack UK and Roma
>>38897235
okay good, I see dirty swede took my poland.
Push Swede out of poland, start with factory if you can.
>>38897261
rip we just rolled the same shit.
>>38897235
Fill in neutral clay around Moscow and spill into Iraq
>>38897235
Give Khan my roll again
>>38897182
Nope, what's the plan going forward?
>>38897235
Declare war and attack green in Bulgaria taking the capitol first
>>38897281
You are just a minor obstacle between the Khan - FunkyTown Great War that is about to commence kek. I suggest you to commit seppukku as well as I told others hehe.
>>38897341
Must ally myself with someone, I am Romanian, I take sides in order to not go down :>
>>38897334
Take UK land for now to get the bonuses
>>38897308
Ally with me already fucboi. Let's get dirty blue land out of the way.
>>38897448
I'm already going to fuck you up you dirty gypsie
your screwed
leave cry fap sleep
MUPDATE 16
Romanian great empire is soon to be fallen, they are on the verge of their destruction.
Also,
can you please tell me who is allied with whom right now except for Khan - Estado alliance.
>>38897077
I accept. you can have the rest of willys land if you break your alliance. I will attack swede once i have killed green.
>>38897487
Take all nearby capitals
>>38897476
>>38897341
I AM SORRY PREVIOUS ROMA STATE OWNER. I WILL HAVE TO COMMIT SEPPUKU AND GIVE MY LAND TO KHAN OR WHATEVER, HELP KHAN.
I AM A DISGRACE.
>>38897487
Declare war and attack the Swedes from the south
>>38897487
Fuck up those dirty shitskins from poland
>>38897487
>>38897515
3D Pali
>>38897487
>>38897491
>>38897528
Break Alliance with Swede, ally with Khan.
Claim the rest of Cyan
>>38897538
Fuck you dirty slavic scum
>>38897568
Declare war on Swede
I'm sorry old comrade. I did what I had to do.
>>38897538
Wtf do you mean ally with Khan?
Dude this is the end game, there are only 4 rounds left. You and Khan are the only super powers currently, we need to end this game.
>>38897613
ALLY WITH KHAN
WE RULE TOGETHER NAO
>>38897590
Wait, I have land in Ireland thats blocked by nooks
I AM INVINCIBLE
FUCKERS
SUCKADICK
>>38897613
>sweden not a sooper power
;-;
>>38897631
Well damn
Fuckin UK
MUPDATE 17
At least Swedes got one kill.
Romanian Empire has Fallen!
I just realized something.
FunkyTown broke up his alliance with Swedes for nothing because Khan already has 1 ally, read the rules guys.
>>38897717
Kill those fuckin slavs in finland
>>38897717
Keep taking capitals and factories
>>38897717
Attack Swede
>>38897753
sorry should be +18
>>38897717
Take UK land in Germany. Focus on the capitols. Also give Estado Novo the land in pic related.
>>38897717
I still practice 90 % of rules on this map except for Special Events rule and Ally/NAP take 2/1 turns to end rule and I said about this all in the old thread so fuck you, you have to fight 'til death!
>>38897771
okay we get it
Nonspoken alliance with Khan, whatever
>>38897802
no fuck those dirty slavs, kahn should help destroy them as well.
dirty scum
Nordic master race
>>38897825
I am literally going to destroy you due to my superior bonuses. The only way you can fight back is if you get trips or a pali.
>>38897846
I'd like to see you try Aryan-Mongoloid mixed scum
MUPDATE 18
>>38897846
You actually only took 5T from him because you had weak roll despite your bonus.
>>38897875
Annihilate slavs
Let Odin bless me with 6d pali
>>38897875
Continue taking Swede land, focus on the Capital and factory
also defend against yellow
>>38897875
Take UK clay, also, give Khan that one piece of Hungary I have
>>38897769
Thanks, mate
>>38897903
Nope you're dead, time for you to go to Valhalla Nordick bro.
>>38897875
Break any would be alliance with Funkytown and fight the swedes on the main land.
>>38897911
Next round use that land i gave you to wage war on Funkytown. I will fight them in the south.
>>38897954
Sounds good
>>38897903
>>38897928
pic related
>>38897954
>>38897959
Tbh war is pointless gents. Khan will win, you guys might get lucky enough to take like 4 of my bonuses, if that
MUPDATE 19
You got nowhere else to expand Khan so you can either drop/waste your rolls for this one and next round or declare war on FunkyTown.
>>38898016
Declare war on funkytown and attack from the turkey, Saudi Arabia area
>>38898016
Fight both yellow and Blue
>>38898016
Attack groovycity
(prays for pali)
>>38898051
>groovecity
Kek'd pretty hard
>>38898016
Declare war and attack funkytown in Ukraine
>>38898051
you didn't fix your bonus m9
Now that I has your capital, all your other capitals change to +1 rather than +2
This is 3v1. I guess this will be gruesome death for the Emperor of Russia, If only he had not break the alliance with the Vikings maybe he would've survived to see another day.
>>38898118
I got duped by Khan.
Oh well, that's life
>>38898069
You fucked up
getting groovy on ur butt
>>38898139
>not cropping
Bad choice
>>38898129
You did it to yourself. You offered up your ally for land and world domination, meaning i would i have to do the same. I wouldn't do that to my ally.
Jej
I really hope everyone realizes there can only be one winner
While you all gangrape me, Khan is laughing his ass off, knowing he is the sole winner of this game.
If I get a nook im blocking off land to lapland so im unreachable
MUPDATE 20
This is the last mupdate according to rules and I think it's enough. It's almost 9 am here topkek.
Give orders for your final rolls and let's wrap this up!
I'll post Final update after this round.
>>38898209
Kill purple.
>>38898209
Attack purple again
Trips check em
>>38898209
Continue defending from Yellow and Blue
Well played everyone.
Congrats to Khan!
>>38898209
Shoot all the brown people in my country for a white utopia
Make Hitler jealous
>>38898234
straight
>>38898233
dubs
ayyy lmao
>>38898209
also OP it's literally 4 in the morning here
I have an 8:30 class
Top jej
>>38898233
>>38898234
>>38898235
69 vs 24. A couple more rounds and you'd be done.
GG all. Specially my ally, Estado Novo, who hung tough through a bunch of shitty rolls early.
>>38898290
Funky Town
You lost your only ally and now your going to fall asleep in class
How does that make you
Feel?
>>38898327
>fall asleep in class
Lel no. I'm gonna grab a Dr. Pepper like I do every day before that class
But seriously, this was fun. Now that FunkyTown has finally finished a game, I will be retiring the name. Mainly because everyone will know i'm a backstabbing cunt
Lel
>>38898361
Good call
>>38898361
lol. see you around under another name then.
>>38898397
About retiring the name, or getting the Dr. Pepper?
>>38898421
the name
Will a Dr. Pepper even wake you up? I have class at 9:00 lel I'm gonna grab a Monster (I know those drinks are cancer)
>>38898361
Dr Pepper is shit tier soda
Get a Brisk fruit punch
>>38898445
I can't stand energy drinks. Dr Pepper's taste usually keeps me up. It's pretty strong.
Maybe I'll go for a Mountain Dew though.
FINAL MUPDATE
I tried to split Funky's roll as best as possible, but It was just not enough to prevail the Estado's straights and Khan's dubs!
Swedes got their capital back at least if nothing else!
GG everyone, thanks for playing. Sorry for the longer mupdates but I did as best as I could. I hope you liked this Euro edition even if some areas are unbalanced.
I knew Khan would win since the time he took all of the capitals and factories in North Africa. He already had like +10 back then and without any enemies on his way.
I had fun hosting this game and I hope you all enjoyed. I'm off to sleep now finally !
>>38898470
Thanks for hosting OP!! Great job!!
>>38898470
Thanks OP! See you around! Well, I'll see you, but you won't see me. >>38898361
ty based op
>>38898515
of course, now I get a pali
>>38898470
Good shit,OP. Good game guys, see you around
sup
this is groovy city
Yea, we'll see each other.
You can find me under Kaizen,Sol Invictus and Attila the Hung signatures.
Kaizen is for /int/ mostly.
kek, is there gonna be another game somewhere anytime soon?
