Culture Pals : caturday edition
Come meet people from around the world, practice your language skills, find snailmail buddies, talk about other cultures, try to get qts, get angry about koreaboos, share your qts and get sure nobody will steal them, rate slava, make fun about white knights, talk about qts on /int/, provide tips for newbies, write qts "blease respon", bother multiple qts with pastas, etc.
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>>38791954
>>38791954
>>38791954
lol
tfw I found a girl out-of-my-league and she wants to come to me in May
Getting messages from clapistani girls of large weight and poor hygeine.
I just feel so bad for them, it's like being on /r9k/ or something, aren't there any turks, libyans, algerians, or garden variety africans to sort them out?
>>38806618
Protip: it's actually a gang of robbers
>>38806635
what if i've heard her cute voice over the phone? ;_;
>>38806664
Gang of cute robbers who are there to steal your heart.
>>38806547
kek:DD
>>38806681
b-but i just want to get laid ;_;
Ena......
>>38806714
...Is a figment of our imagination.
You can call me Slava!
>>38806773
One day I will make a fuckton of fake accounts with that guy's smug greaser mug. One day.
Who /drinking/ here?
Post qts /int/ I want to abuse some :3
>>38806827
its 11 in the morning. if anything, i'm drinking my coffee
>>38806827
Fugg forgot about my name
>>38806827
Nah, destroyed a bottle of... Tar liquer yesterday, today I sadly need to be in driving condition.
>>38806773
What's wrong with his nose?
>>38806855
No excuses Pierre, there's nothing wrong with a little Irish coffee
>rusqt lives here
>>38807034
how qt is she anyways
ballpark plz
>>38807034
There's a penis spray painted on that door
post korean qts
>>38807034
All dem feels
>>38807159
Do you live in a commieblock?
Lads you think grils would like it if I admit that I cry when I watch real as fuck movies?
>>38807181
Not anymore, but this picture reminded me of my childhood.
>>38807215
Just bee yourself man
>>38807066
Kinda cute for a russian
>>38807107
I know, it looked like dickbutt to me at first
>>38807247
Thank you my white friend
I've finally decided to just block men from messaging me.
I don't care what qts think, I'e got a nice core group of qts already and I'm sick of fags messaging me all the time asking if I'm a muslim.
>>38807260
Not awful but you could do much better than that anon.
>>38807268
You're welcome my man
>>38807260
Are you the same Norwegian that was posting a Russian girl in the last thread?
>>38807273
so are you?
So what's this? Looks cool
>>38807371
No, I just have a beard (and come from the most Islamic country in Europe besides Sweden) so I can understand why they ask but I'm sick of answering.
>>38807390
it's not, it's just a bunch of douchey autists fucking around, convincing themselves that they have deep and meaningful relationships with some stranger thousands of miles away.
>>38807283
I know, like poleqt who is literal 7/10
>>38807299
Yes
>>38807483
People in these threads don't seem too douchey.
Although the rest of it is absolutely true. I'm one of them.
>>38807483
not true, she lives 400km away from me :)
>Sorry, this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them.
>tfw ;__;
btw poor turks and caicos islands... blocked just because it has turk in its name:DD
>>38807634
That's still very far.
>>38807666
>400km
>far
>Euros in charge of distances
That's hardly anything, man
>>38807737
Yes it is? Relationships break over distances as short as 15km. 400km is a fucking ton.
>>38807666
Go away satan, you know nothing of distances.
>>38807748
For a relationship maybe it is far but if someone can make it work than there's nothing wrong with it
>>38807783
no way can you make that work unless you've already been together for a significant amount of time
I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"
Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.
>>38807848
Of course it would be difficult, but these "true love" sort of things can happen, I'm sure.
Now, it is important to remember that so many people (myself included heh) are going to think that they're special and they'll make it work.
Few of us will, but certainly a few could do it.
>>38807666
4h drive. not too bad
suka
>>38807912
It'll fail. Trust me.
>>38808131
>>38808238
ahahahhahahahaaa
Alright, which of you menemasters is this?
>>38806495
are Choke Pals back?
>>38808838
Heh heh heh heh heh
>>38806681
>>38806635
>>38806709
What if he will rob the gang?
>>38807273
post profile
>>38808943
>>38808864
N-No.. Someone posted this OP picture yesterday.
>>38809000
Indi was the chokepal
>>38808864
What is choke pals? I've been gone for a long time
>Ich hab ca. 5 Leute getroffen, die ich vorher nur im internet kannte. Den ersten hab ich bei MySpace getroffen (da war ich 17 oder 18) und der war total merkwürdig xD Als ich dann kein Date wollte war er beleidigt und hat mich gelöscht. Dann hab ich nochn Kumpel von so ner Kunstseite getroffen (deviantart), mit dem hab ich mich gut verstanden und wir haben uns öfter getroffen. Danach kam ein Ami zu Besuch, der hier auch nochn paar andere Freunde hatte. Später noch einen Kumpel, den ich seit 7 Jahren online kannte... und letztes Jahr hab ichn Ösi-Besucher hier gehabt. Diesen Sommer treff ich mich mit nem Spanier. also werden's bald 6 Leute sein. Hätte gern eine Brasilianerin letztes Jahr getroffen, aber die hat sich das mit ihreer Europareise wohl nur ausgedacht xD Da kommt nix
qt told me, that she already met several people from internet.
>murica guy and some friends
>austrian
>someone she already know for 7 years
>spaniard
>etc.
Should I ask her if she had sex with all of them?
>>38809121
What could possibly go wrong?
>>38809110
Indi's thing of the moment with choking people.
>>38809121
>Should I ask her if she had sex with all of them?
Depends do you really want to know?
>>38809121
>Den ersten hab ich bei MySpace getroffen
She met people off of MySpace
>into_the_bin.jpg
>>38809159
What is wrong with that faggot?
>>38809154
Hm yes.
Also she's out of my league, there is nothing to lose.
>>38809192
That was in 2005.
what the fuck guys?
I had not been online in a while, today I log to see that about 15 slavs have visited me, a few messaged and one sent me this
>>38809192
Idk Indianola, stopped using his trip but he still post from time to time afaik in the threads.
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=25767065
This girl looks like a tiny midget
>>38809224
>That was in 2005.
The point still stands
>>38809278
She thinks your mirror is dirty in your profile picture.
Pls clean.
>>38809278
Cont.
Is she offering to wash my windows?
>>38809345
I did not take any mirror selfie.
>>38809224
report back and post her reply
>>38809391
She wants to spray your dick with window cleaner and lick it off like a good girl
>>38809345
kek
that's probably me
>>38809471
>>38809345
Yeah by the way I am not flip.
False alarm, actually she needs to wash her own windows because the summer is over, over there also.
>>38809410
>Ich war mit dem Ami 3.5 Jahre zusammen und mit dem Ösi hab ich 6 Monate oder so gedated. Die anderen waren/ sind nur Freunde, was sie nicht immer so toll fanden. Ich hab die alle getroffen als ich single war. Ich find's unhöflich sich mit anderen Typen zu treffen, wenn man mit jemandem zusammen ist. Ich würde ja uch nicht wollen, dass sich mein freund mit Internet girlies trifft. (:
She was together with the murica for 3.5 years. Also she dated the Austrian guy for 6 months.
All others were just friends - they got a bit angry about that.
How long 'till we can get a bingo?
>>38809783
Why did I laugh so much?
Why isn't this thread on /soc/?
>>38810379
Don't start. /soc/ has no use for interpals.
>>38810445
This doesn't belong on /int/ though you normies
>>38810475
>normies
keep using that word
>>38810445
>>38810379
IP was a thing on /soc/ for some time before it died out.
>>38810543
I will you filthy normie
>>38810584
Well move it back there and start it up again
>>38810618
None of us are normies, are you high? There's genuine autists in here trying to talk to girls. Stop being such a fucking bully and get out of the thread if you hate it so much.
>>38810379
because of the clash of the nations.
>>38810618
no
>>38810643
Tbh there are lots of normies ITT.
>>38811113
Really depends on how you define normie.
>>38811250
Rate my russian qt
>>38811511
I wish my ukranian qt would look like this.
>>38811511
>my
kek i talk to her too
>>38811485
Almost, good thing my parents have no reason to be proud of me ;)
>>38811485
>>38811574
I only just started. What is she like?
>>38811485
guess i qualify
>>38811651
how are you a virgin with all those x'es?
>>38811659
boring like every slav so i dropped her. have fun
>>38811693
>not having prom
in my school we were assigned dates randomly so it wouldn't be all spaghetti failure, so it was good
I went with this petite blonde girl who has brittle bones disease so I had to dance SUPER gently with her.
>>38811700
Moved around a lot while growing up so I never got the chance to have sex
>>38811736
that actually sounds very sweet.
>>38811736
Did she look like a bird too?
>>38811511
She doesn't look slav
>jealous! i hope to be like you someday hehe
>>38811774
It kinda was. I hope she found some gentle boyfriend.
>>38811775
Yep
>Send dick pic on Whatsapp to grill
>She doesn't block me
>Just doesn't say anything and hasn't said anything for the past 3 days
I dunno if she just can't write a message with the sight of my hard cock in front of her eyes.
>>38811876
yes.. pictures are huge on the screen, even if you don't open them
>>38811728
nvm, I did it too fast
>>38811485
:|
>sent a dickpic
>"haha come on it is too early for that! )))"
>she asked for a "naked" picture
>she actually meant "shirtless"
Lel
>>38811485
Do you have a version for girls?
w-wait, do the crosses indicate that you have done that particular thing or haven't?
>inb4 dumb
>>38812205
Have done
>>38807034
How to get drunken Russian HIV positive krokodil user qt to eat burgers with me?
>>38812161
I actually like talking to American chicks on here. They're qts and we come from the same cultural background. They seem easier to chat with than foreigners tbh. Need more ameriqts in my life, more potential fuckbuddies.
>>38812365
I want to talk to lots of British QTs
>tfw a qt lives in my relatively small city.
>tfw she was online ten hours ago
Of course she is a Korea boo. Ok, I understand the fascination with Japan, but why do all girls on interpals love Korea? Seriously, before I used interpals I didn't know Korean culture was so popular. There are prolly more koreaboos than weeaboos on interpals
>>38812406
>/missmazzy
>>38812331
>>38812474
>I'm looking for anyone for an English speaker willing to teach basic Arabic, Yiddish or Hebrew.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>38812008
you lost
>>38807034
At least she has a paved road that means she is in an upper class area.
>>38812499
what's this fascination for terrorist languages?
>>38812485
bost brofile
>>38812704
bls bost brofile babe
>>38812738
/No
http://www.interpals.net/VANessa98 lads
>>38812846
Well played.
>>38812846
Not gonna get me again
So which site do you guys prefer and why? Interpals or OkCupid?
>>38812781
please
>>38812846
kek. I guess you already get me before.. You also visited my profile.. Better ask the boland guy for his spreadsheet
>>38812949
>Interpals
because of success
>mention lewd stuff
>qt goes completely hysteric and ends up blocking me
What a biatch, I bet she got raped
Should I put anime in my profile lads
>>38813245
lol
>>38813280
Why not?
>>38813280
Not if you're not asian
>>38813280
If you want to bullied you should do it
>>38813280
i know some girls who like manchildren, guess you can try your luck with them
Something for Dutch anons:
http://www.interpals.net/Barbara14
post korean qts
>>38813647
>http://www.interpals.net/Barbara14
>Naked back picture during her trip in Italy
>Wasn't taken by her of course
>She fucked some guy there
Top slut. Then again it means any anon living in Amsterdam might get easy pussy.
>>38813647
Hnnnggg
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=17242034&uid=225976000081420288&aid=2918510
>>38811485
I don't agree with this shit at all..
>tfw only degenerates go out on most weekends.
>tfw most countries don't even have prom
>tfw the social networking one and being tagged in photos are tied together
>tfw having a long relationship and 5 sex partners might be near impossible depending on your age
>having sex in a public place is not normie
>drugs are for degenerates
I'm thinking of making an actually good one..
>>38813647
she's russian, not dutch
>>38813647
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=22747878
her friend is hawt
>>38813280
yes all of them
>>38813776
> im going to Amsterdam in the middle of the May
>>38813730
do it figet
>>38813839
oh... hmm. well, I wouldn't even catch an eastern european woman with a fishing pole anyway, so I'm not going to message her.
>>38813647
>This user only accepts messages from males only
confirmed whore, easy target.
>Hung out in these threads last night
>Had the urge to get a new account
>Instant regret
>>38814141
why?
>>38814164
I've been around the site sporadically for a long time and even now it's mostly the same people over and over again.
>>38814213
mind if I meme this picture? :-DDDDDD
>>38814255
All yours my friend
For you :DD
>half of her pics are her psoing half naked in a bikini
>i have husband)))
>>38814270
You're a large man :-DDD
>>38814275
gib pls
>>38814309
http://www.interpals.net/VES1306
>>38814275
cuck as fuck m8
>>38814301
Thanks, CIA
>>38811485
the "has kissed" is missing
>>38814331
lol i already talked to her haha i told her to come to america and ill take care of her haha she played along and then told me she had a husband
>>38813870
I'll do it later in the evening
top kek
>>38811485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fD5JbpvjzL
>>38814626
haha, top lad
>>38814645
Damn, I wish my beatboxing skills were as ebin as yours.
>>38811485
>>38814708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17M5a6IaLBC
>>38811485
The relationship lasted 364 days.
Am I normal?
>>38811485
>>38814765
are you 12?
>>38814822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fGUgjpmnhw
>>38814888
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fGUgjpmnhw
Trips confirm his mom is twelve.
>>38814812
>>38814815
central europe so normalfaggy
>>38814930
Well most of that wouldn't have been crossed 4 years ago.
I hope you will grow up to become "normal" anon.
Hopefully not too much or the qts will find you boring.
>>38814812
>>38814815
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38815009
Since when is this /r9k/ ?
>>38809783
did you got baned?
>>38815087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
Found a QT Polish weeaboo lads
/Anko29
>>38815236
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
Mfw.
Did you apologize to your mom whom we can hear in the back?
should i run the script for the entire world? so far i've just used it for a little while in eu
>>38815236
Fucking /r9k/
>>38815333
>He thinks its me
>Normalfag education
>>38815333
You must be new here.
Rate my Russian qt guys
>>38815341
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fGUgjpmnhw
you will get a flood of chinks
even my 85 year old ian smith account gets thais calling me cute
>>38815333
The vocaroo is pretty old and it aint him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWOvUxxo59o
>>38815460
I never bothered listening to vocaroos until recently, thanks I suppose.
>>38815459
>even my 85 year old ian smith account gets thais calling me cute
fucking christ
Ena..........
>>38815459
hahahaha
>>38815727
for real tho
what is this supposed to be?:
http://www.interpals.net/DesertMonksees
>>38815862
>I'm gonna conquer the world :D
>I want to learn hebrew and other languages
Coincidence?
>>38811485
Eat shit specialfags
>>38815856
>eieieiei
dat laughter, dafuq is that?
>>38815947
How can one man become so ebin :DD
>>38815979
>never picked up some easy hoe from a bar to your place
>>38816143
>having to pick up easy hoes
>>38816126
kek :DDDDD
>>38816126
>>38816281
Forgot pic :DDD
>>38816321
3 Slavis when??? :DDDD
>>38816321
lel
>Girls who respond to your messages without visiting your profile once
>>38816426
it means she replies to pretty much everyone
>>38816426
>girls who reply once and only once
>>38816426
>>38816521
>girls who reply
Does the red box going away mean she's read the message
>redpill qt on rhodesia
>actually THIS is what i really wanna do via this site
STEP UP NIGGERS
>>38816574
yes
>tfw 20,000 y/o from tadpole galaxy
>>38816679
>being T*rkish
Kek, he had it coming
>>38816545
>girls
>>38816679
>that fake filter
Neat, I'm going to steal that idea.
>>38816581
wtf are you complaining about?
>>38816597
>boris pulling an America
>>38816793
I'm just shitposting calm down claude
>>38816882
im perfectly calm xavier
>>38816962
absolutely epic
>new message from some russian qt
here we go!
captcha: afeel
Wtf is up with interpals, it's like an international online dating site? Isn't it easier and less awkward to pick up local women IRL? Explain this.
>>38816804
now you wait
>>38817209
it's like ebay except with russian and ukrainian girls
>>38817209
It's more fun and has more dank menes
>>38817209
it's not really a dating site tho some people use it for that. it's just full of random people so sometimes you find funny ones.
>15 years old
>>38817209
>Isn't it easier and less awkward to pick up local women IRL?
go back to facebook and stay there
>Log in
>no messages
>Log out
