we speak English using our native languages' ortographies to encourage Anglos to introduce some sensible standard
round two - memes
>bie Amehrikann
>geht schott
Copin from last zred:
Guot de fac did iu yast faquin sed abaut mi, iu lítel bich? Ail jab iu nou ai gradiuéited top ob mai clas in de neibi sils, and aib bin inbólbd in ñúmerus sícret reids on Al-Caeda, and ai jab óuber zri jándred confirmd kils. Ai am tréind in gorila guárfer and aim de top esnáiper in de entaier iu es armd forses. Iu ar nácin tu mi bat yast anáder tárget. Ai güil guaip iu de fak aut wid presishon de laics ob güich jas néber bin sin bifor on dis erz, marc mai faquin güerds. Iu cinc iu can get agüei wid sein dat shet tu mi óuber de ínternet? Cinc aguen, fáquer. As güi spik ai am cóntactin mai sicret nétguork ob espais acros de iu es ei and ior ai pi is bin treisd rait nau sou iu béter pripear for de estorm, magot. De estorm dat guaips aut de pacétic lítel cin iu col ior laif. Iur faquin ded, kid. Ai can bi éniwer, enitaim, and I can kil iu in óuber seven jándred güeis, and dats yast wid mai bear jands. Not onli em ai exténsibli tréind in anarmd combat, bat ai hab axes tu di intaier arsenal ob de Iunáited Esteits Marin Corps and ai güil ius it to its ful extent tu guaip ior míserabel as of de feis ob de continent, iu lítel shet. If onli iu cud hab noun guat anjouli retribiushon ior lítel "cléber" coment guos abaut to brin daun apon iu, meibi iu gud jab jeld ior faquin tong. Bat iu cúdent, iu dídent, and nau ior péing de prais, iu godam idiot. Ai güil shet fiuri ol óuber iu and iu güil draun in it. Iur faquin ded, kido.
>>53242161
Yeah this shit isn't going to encourage anyone to do anything.
>representing over 20 vowels
>implying continental Europe can into dental fricatives
Most can try, all will fail.
faillenalli oui are feuquinngeuh ze peurfidiousse albionne inne zi ass
>>53242191
>Бe Aмэpикaн
>Гэт cхoт
>>53242191
luc híer gud frén, de fíng is láik dis
yu are TREMENDO CHICANO, géd it?
>>53242058
ЭКCКЬЮЗ MИ OФИCЭP, ЭM AЙ БИЙH ДИTЭЙHД????
>>53242232
12 wałels
>>53242191
>bi emäriken
>gätt sjått
>>53242334
spoupi
>>53242349
REYT MEYT DONT HEYT
>>53242191
>bi euhmericanne
>bi aoueure besste al-aie
>>53242191
>Bi américã
>Guétch Chót
>>53242191
>bi æmeriken
>get sjått
>>53242191
>bi american
>get chot
>>53242191
>би aмepикaн
>гeт шoт
>>53242191
>bi amerikan
>get şat
>>53242346
>The number of vowels is subject to greater variation; in the system presented on this page there are 20 vowel phonemes in Received Pronunciation, 14–16 in General American and 20–21 in Australian English.
From "English Phonology" on wiki
>>53242191
>bie dumm amehrikann
>geht schott mohr dann üanß
>>53242334
lmao
>>53242609
digrafs arent wałels
t. lingłist
>>53242191
>bi euhmericanne
>guette chôtte
>>53242191
>μπι αμεριkαν
>γkετ σοτ
>Ai'l copi-peist
Hey fagots,
Mai neim is Yon, an ai heit ebri singuel wan of yu. Ol of yu ar fat, ritardid, nou-laifs hu spend ebri second of ther dei lukin at stiupid as pikchers. Yu ar ebrizin bad in di werl. Hanestli, haf eni of yu eva garen eni pusi? Ai min, ai gues it's fan meikin fan of pipol bicos of yor oun insecuritis, bat yu ol teik tu a hol niu level. Dis is iven wors dan yerkin of tu pikchers on feisbuk.
Doun't bi a streinyer. Yast hit mi wiz yor best shat. Ai'm pritti mach perfect. Ai wos capchen of de futbol tim, and startr on mai basketbol tim. Güat sports du yu plei, oder dan "yack of chu neiqued dron Yapanis pipol"? Ai olso get streit Eis, end haf ai benguin hot gerlfrend (Shi yost blu mi; Shit wos SOU cash). Yu ar oll faggots hu shuld yust quil yorselfs. Zenks for lisdenin.
Pic Rileited: It's mi end mai bitch
>>53242658
>Yon
>>53242191
>בי אמריקאן
>גת שוט
>>53242649
>γk
>>53242687
Ok, Yaonh
>>53242632
But digraphs DO mean English gets away without using diacritics
>>53242649
>heving e nazar boncuğu on yor pleyn
kekimus maksimus
>>53242734
oй гeвaльт
>>53242756
aj ment diftongs akszueli
>>53242191
>bi amerikan
>get szot
>>53242734
>ôille veille !
>>53242737
the k is because they are too lazy to fix it desu
>>53242191
>bī amerikan
>get šot
>>53242658
>Doun't bi a streinyer
>>53242795
>diftongs
>His language doesn't have /dzh/
>His language doesn't have /θ/-/ð/
>>53242869
>š
es vit het
>ş
es vit biırd
>>53242191
>Bi américan
>Get llot
>>53242191
>Bi ohmeriquen
>Guet shot
>>53242905
>θ
ειιιιι
θενkς φορ δε ρεkογkνιτιον λαντ
>>53242861
>>53242861
no, alexandrios, why the fuck do you put two completely unrelated letters together to make a new sound
at least the jews just put a symbol next to a similar sounding letter
>>53242932
>llot
Putos porteños
>>53242932
>>53242939
luks lajk jor langłydż is fakt ap inaf to prodjus tu komplitli difrent ortografis
>>53242931
Ē, ū, ī, ā, š, ģ, ķ, ļ, ž, č,
Ze best leters ever tu bī onest.
>>53242964
>ιντς δε τζους
Νάις μεμε λαντ
>>53243020
Main is di tru uan, jis dasent saund laik an ohmeriquen spikin
![Grecs_du_Roi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VyJvCmM.jpg "Grecs_du_Roi[1].jpg")
>>53242961
np homie
Greek is beautiful
fak de polis komin strejt from de andergrałnd
a jong niga gat it bad koz am brałn
end not de oder kolor soł polis fink
dej haw de ałtority tu kil a majnority
>>53242191
>Bi américane
>guette shote
>>53243020
Rioplatense Espanish moust especificali. Dats de moust facd ap of ol Espanish daialects.
Vis jeuste louxes feuquingue ridiculeusse. Ouaille dause vis fred comme eupe saut régularli ?
Oh seh kenn juh sieh
Bei ze Darns örlieh Leiht
Wot so praudlieh wie heyld
Ett ze Tuaileihts lest Gliehming
Huhs brord Sztreips end breit Sztars
szruh ze periless Feit
Ower ze Remmparts wie wotscht
Wehr so gellentlieh sztriehming?
>>53242191
>bi amärikeitsch
>gett käitscht biforr schott
>>53243257
>chinsheerly, arhentinye
>>53243303
biuteffull
>>53242191
Bí amerkán
Get sát
>>53243170
feuque ze police komingue straillte fwaume di eunedeurgraounde
euh ionngue nigua gôtte it bade keuze aillme bwaone
ennde notte ze ozeur côlôwe sau police finnke
zey ave zi aufauwiti tou kil euh maillenauwiti
woti ipe aje juse toki pona ponetiki. samebati anedeseten mi?
>>53243523
net
>>53243572
pitola otete
>>53242932
What the fuck is llot supposed to be, double L is a Y-like sound
>>53243653
Half of the Argentinians pronounce LL and Y like SH.
>>53243653
In Argentinian Spanish, ll is an sh sound.
Chicano.
>>53243521
>>53243300
frans ju szud kam ap łyd somfing beter tu
Hello, where is memes? I came here, so see memes. Where they are?
im getting a head ache reading this...
>>53243716
zis asshaule dauzeunte caume eupe ouiff zi aksentte.
>>53243653
Just like >>53243691 and >>53243694 said, in Rioplatense Spanish (mostly in Buenos Aires) LL and Y are pronounced like an English SH.
>>53243720
ju ise awe meme
>>53243720
in ANUS
>>53243815
same thing in Uruguay ?
>>53243653
SH-like, not Y-like, you retard american scum.
>>53243815
Linguistically how does that even happen. Sh- seems so far from Y, literal autism must have involved in this shift.
>>53244065
>Just Latin things
>>53243841
You is funny, Polack. You like me.
>>53243916
I'm not really sure. Possibly. You'll have to ask an Uruguayan.
>>53244065
We're talking about Buenos Aires. Of course it's autism (coming from someone from Buenos Aires). However, outside of Buenos Aires either it's less obvious (like in the Patagonia) or it doesn't exist at all (in Cuyo and the North).
>>53242191
>be a merry can
>get shot
>>53242191
*Σμαkς Λιπς Προφγιουσλι*
ΣΟ ΗΟΛ ΑΠ ΗΟΛ ΑΠ
*Στεαλς*
ΣΟ ΓΙΟΥ ΜΠΙ ΣΕΕΙΝΓΚ
*Γkετς τζιγkι γουιθ ιτ*
ΣΟ ΗΟΛ ΑΠ ΓΙΟΥ ΜΠΙ ΣΕΕΙΝΓΚ
*Ιτς α σkιτλ*
ΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΙΙΙΙΙΙΟ ΣΟ ΓΙΟΥ ΜΠΙ ΣΕΕΙΝΓΚ
*Τσεkς φορ νιρεστ kει εφ σι*
ΓΙΟΥ ΜΠΙ ΣΕΕΙΝΓΚ
*Κολεkτς ουελφερ*
ΗΟΛ ΑΠ ΗΟΛ ΑΠ
*Λιkς τιθ δεν σμαkς λιπς*
ΕΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΟΟΟΟΟΟΟ ΓΙΟΥ ΜΠΙ ΣΕΕΙΝΓΚ
*ντας δε kριπ γουολk*
ΣΟ ΓΙΟΥ ΜΠΙ ΣΕΕΙΝΓΚ
*Οπενς απ α φορτι εντ πουρς σομ φορ χις χομιες τρειβον εντ μαιkλ μπραουν*
ΧΟΛ ΑΠ ΓΙΟΥ ΜΠΙ ΣΕΕΙΝΓΚ
*Ντιντου ναφινς*
ΦΙΝΑ ΓΟΥΙ ΓΟΥΑΖ
*Σαkς ερ θρου τιθ*
ΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΙΙΙΙΟΟΟ ΧΟΛ ΑΠ ΓΟΥΙ ΓΑΖ
*Πουλς απ σαkγινkγ παντς*
ΣΟ ΓΟΥΙ ΓΑΖ
*ινστινkτιβλι λοοkς αραουντ φορ δε πολις*
ΣΟΜ ΦΙΝΑ
*Σkοουπς ντεμ τιτιζ*
ΣΟ ΓΟΥΙ ΓΑΖ
*Σαουτς ατ μουβι θεατερ σkριν*
ΣΟΜ ΦΙΝΑ
*Τσαkς σπιαρ*
ΕΕΕΕΙΙΙΙΟΟ ΣΟΜ ΦΙΝΑ
*Σετς νταουν kοτον μπειλ*
ΧΟΛ ΑΠ
*στρουkς ουελφερ τσεk πενσιβλι*
ΣΟΜ ΦΙΝΑ
*Σουινkγς φρομ μπασkετμπολ χουπ*
ΓΟΥΙ ΓΑΖ
*Γkραμπς διk εντ σαφλς λεφτ εντ ραιτ*
ΣΟΜ ΦΙΝΑ
*παρτισιπειτς ιν νταιβ μπαι σουτινγk*
ΧΟΛ ΑΠ ΜΑ ΝΙΓΚΑ
*Κονβερτς του Ισλαμ*
ΓΙΟΥ ΣΕΙΝ ΓΟΥΙ ΓΑΖ
*Ρεπετεντ ουορλντ σταρ γελλιν ιν μπαkραουντ*
ΣΟΜ ΦΙΝΑ
*Σελσ kραk*
ΚΙΙΙΙΙΝΓΚΖ ΕΝ ΣΙΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΤ
*Εβολβς φρομ πριματε*
(Rate pls)
>>53244625
Pai denbts :DD
>>53244702
kιλ γουρσελφ
Jou lisen ap herz a storī
Abaut a litl gai zat livz in a blū vorld
And āl dei and āl nait and evrīsing hī sīz
Iz džast blū laik him insaid and autsaid
Blū hiz haus vis a blū litl vindou
And blū korvet
And evrīsing iz blū for him and himself
And evrībodī araund
Kāz hī eint got noubodī tu lisen tu
>>53244625
nao zats ouate aille khôlle (sisi) daidiquaillecheune
>>53244734
Jei medibro du not get mad, it uas jast bantz
>>53242191
>bi american
>ghet sciòt
>>53244837
>Μπαντς
Ι ντοντ λαιk μπεινγk μπαντερεντ απον
>>53244835
>daidiquaillecheune
Dżizus Krajst
>>53244995
dai-di-quaille-cheune
de-di-ca-tion
>>53245037
>quaille
>ca
>>53245087
I'm trying to render the accent the best I can. they have some sounds impossible to transcribe.
>>53245087
Hi hise taillequinnegue eune extrême solioucheune, beutte itte hise inedide couaillete raïte.
>>53242191
>bii amerikaano
>ket shott
>>53245286
Faut que tu mettes la prononciation anglaise/américaine aussi, ca sert a rien de transcrire comme un français parlerait l'anglais.
>>53244912
Ai dident anderstand shyt
>>53244065
I like it, because words like "Llave" and "Lluvia" sound just like in portuguese "Chave" and "Chuva", Argie/Uruguayan accent makes spanish easier for us.
good thread
Ai doun zinc dis is a gut aidia, it luks kainda ritardet, meit
>>53244625
>write in your silly alphabet
>rate pls
ok f a m
>>53245708
Datz de point ov it meit.
wilno is ałers kurwa
ai smel a prouvinzianou in dis zred
>>53246285
ardjentina iz ouahite ende italianne
Hi guys, guess this meme:
>би мyppикaн
>гeт шoт
No bat sieriuslie, ingliš bai it self is noting spešal, jour vraiting to pronansieišon is vat is horabl.
Īven jour alfabet, in vič most leters ār spouken noting laik dej ār ūzd in praktis.
>>53246726
>ūzd
Jūzd*
>>53242058
>bii ämeerikän
>ket shöt
Implaiem eni ofe iu quem ride dis
ai uônder if américãns quen ãnderstênd dis
sou far ai cud gét nirli ól óf dis tréd
>>53246857
>>53246921
Ai can andesten iu lítel monquis
Ukrain is rajtful polisz klej
>>53246921
anyone saying they can't read it is memeing or an idiot
>>53247032
beised spein
bãt its izi fór iu eniuêi
>>53246857
>ride
>>53242191
Bi ameriken
Get syot
>>53247093
iu ãnderestimeit de ameriquens
>>53246028
>chujdite azbuki sa glupavi
>nie dori niamame sobstvena zashtoto sme papski marionetki, tak zcziczecdchslaw?
>>53246472
>Oueit and djürminn
Fickzt that fohr yu
>>53247093
Ei kant undurstand yu, ouat akzent üs dis?
uat de fac
>>53242191
βε αμεριkαν γετ σηοτ
>>53246921
My brain automatically reads this in a Chinese accent.
>>53243303
Änd djusst lajk dät inglisj saunds lajk än jermänik länggvedsj
Täjk hid juo änglo-saxon skam juo ar nät jermänik
>>53242191
ko merko .i se gunta
>>53242191
>bī amerikan
>get šot
>>53243523
paka ju ju piso si. a pete a awu a sulonka okasun ten ju ken epa imasin. sasu apusoluli amesin kan wi temento pasi o pesulapu pilin. ama ka ta teliso pesa i lisepu po tosu o asu awu ta posu tu tu wo ji wan tu tu, wi nan po sukelu pusi laki ju. ju awu tu setu po jo tani litu "a" lipu o kan, wen a en pakin supankin pakesin etasi lake lilu men. jo a tani tiku linpu en jo tiku asi newe pen lake majin. piku, atu, en lipin wi teli soji.
>>53249633
(aja pija tata aja jusete tu masi kulasata litakusen po ta tekusete tu pi akusuwali litapolo)
>>53242191
Ju smat
Ju lojal
Ju dżiniys
Be American - get shot
>>53242191
>bi ameruican
>poust in zredd
>get urequed
>>53242191
>bí American
>get sot
>>53242191
>Bī amerikan
>Get šot
Nusižudykit, kalės.
Ej lemao, zis tred iz pritī gūd
Fridom, ígols énd écsplosions.
بي اميريكان
بفات از فاك
zis zred is a fackieng schitt!
>>53242964
>what is "th"
>what is "ch"
>what is "sh, ph, gh, ti, si, ou"
I'm a native English speaker (I know my flag says France), but you've gotta admit our spelling system is a little dumb.
>>53242932
>Get
Jajajajajaja ¿qué?
känt slip to bi ånest
Heloł, Maj nejm iz Majk and Ajm gona fak jor moms ass tunajt.
Redi di ljube lad, ajm komin in dżraj
>>53257769
Łot de fak ar ju on ebałt mejt?
>>53258465
Aj łont tu rejp jor ashol lad
>>53258511
Giw dat mit a gud ol rob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI
>>53258723
Harriott to chyba jeden z niewielu murzynów, których szanuje.
>>53250423
Best one so far
>>53259323
Do you understand it?
>>53242058
Tap Baintear leaids
Op do rea
t. Ailbeartó Bairbeosa.
>>53242058
jes helau
>>53242734
איי טינק דאט איט שוד בי "שאט" אנד נוט "שוט" מאי פלוו ג'ו
>>53242191
>bii ameerikän
>ket shott
>>53242191
>Bi Ameerikan
>gett šott
>>53242191
>bi american
>guet shot
