/int/ has become a bit distant to German posters. We all should show those Germans we still love them by posting things they like.
ITT: post things to make Germans feel like home. You may also speak bad German, if you like.
>I'm gonna defend germans
>>52756964
This is now an autism thread.
>>52756964
>ITT: post things to make Germans feel like home.
>Nasyonal sosyalizm (Milliyetçi sosyalizm, ulusal sosyalizm ya da milliyetçi-toplumculuk, Almanca: Nationalsozialismus), etnik milliyetçilik ile sosyalizmi birleştiren, ırkçı, anti-kapitalist, antisemitik ve anti-Marksist bir dünya görüşüdür. İtalya'da Benito Mussolini önderliğinde kurulan faşizm akımından etkilenerek ortaya çıkmıştır. Meydana gelişi Almanya'da gerçekleşen ve temel ilkeleri Adolf Hitler tarafından ortaya konan nasyonal sosyalizm, Nasyonal Sosyalist Alman İşçi Partisi'nin 30 Ocak 1933'ten Almanya'nın II. Dünya Savaşı'nda teslim olduğu 8 Mayıs 1945 tarihine kadar iktidarda olduğu dönem boyunca Almanya'nın resmî ideolojisi olarak uygulanmıştır.
>>52758214
>>52756964
Thinly vieled scat porn thread?
>>52758260
>>52758214
>>52758260
>>52758296
Is this what germans jerk off to if they're sick of scat and animal porn?
>>52758326
Don't act like you don't like it.
>>52758296
>>52758326
yes
>>52758367
>>52758367
>>52758296
>>52758260
>>52758214
Just amazing. I'm hypnotized.
>>52758397
go on
>>52756964
>You may also speak bad German
Oh danke Gott, eindlich a Tred woher ich kunne shitzeposten in Deutch! Meine Deutch ist nicht so gut, aber ich kunne das eine kleinen bittchen verstehen.
>>52758397
>>52758452
>>52758480
>>52758480
You just can't post things like that.
>>52758594
>>52758594
Now this is some sexy stuff mate.
I have to admit I feel like home, while I'm watching these gifs
>>52758669
>>52758718
What's this making?
>>52758759
Some artsy decoration for fences or something. Kunstschmiede means artist blacksmith.
>>52758759
me orgasm
>>52758712
Glad to hear, son
>>52758759
It looks like some sort of doorknob.
>>52758807
>>52758789
Oh ok, neat.
It's monday, so true Germans work right now, not post on Utopian envelope welding board
.
This thread is the reason why turks took over half of germany, you should feel bad.
>>52758820
Puc related
>>52758908
*pic
>>52758878
Tfw Christmas holidays
>>52758881
senpai pls
>>52758937
Christmas is the pagan holiday adopted by pope to cripple Protestant work ethics.
You should be ashamed.
>>52758965
ELECTROMAGNETISM
>>52758559
>this is what computers would look like if Germany had won WW2
>>52758998
Is that your mum's house
Germans are the scum of the earth lmao
>>52758998
>>52758969
I-I'm actually using the time to study
B-better?
>>52758998
This actually disturbed me
>>52758965
It went super saiyan.
>>52756964
>>52758998
suppose someone has to do it
>>52759039
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>52759047
Nah, you're still lazy.
>>52759070
Why are you posting T*rk selfies?
>>52759062
I came
>>52758998
You could never tell an Australian that you worked there.
You would be bantered out of existence.
>This is Rob
>He works at a dildo factory
>Yeah as a tester.
>>52759097
that's unbelievable
>>52759075
>>52759039
Shit gave me goosebumps
>>52759076
O-ok. Sorry._.
>>52759102
I got enough shit when I worked at a bread factory.
>"harr harr bread packer bread packer"
;_;
>>52759097
dude
>>52759172
>>52759137
Noooooooo!!!
>>52758759
>>52758789
>>52758820
>>52758908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGHWZm0C-o
>>52759172
n**2 doesn't give me a boner, hans
>>52758965
he can make perfect shapes by changing the pole and adding a fucking bucket with a water under the construction
>>52759214
I've run out of stuff to post
>>52759278
Wew this is a SFW board lad.
>>52758480
FUCK
genuinely triggered
>>52759278
Once when I was washing dishes, something like this happened with an upside-down glass and a big mug. Then when I tried to remove the glass, it fucking exploded in my hands because of the vacuum when I was pulling it out.
>>52758480
laughed to death and now i'm a poltergeist
good thread desu senpai
>>52758998
somewhere, someone actually do this to feed their family
>>52759477
saved
>>52759502
Why would you do that?
>>52759477
Literal autism.
>this thread
Great thread. Thanks to the contributors.
>>52759502
Yes, go on slut destroy that perfect order.
>>52759687
Hello Spanish friend
This thread was quite enjoyable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFqw5MQ-4nA&list=PLXi9VBWJickdzkc2fMZY1rNe57QyN092g
106 episodes * 22 minutes episode / 60 minutes in hour = about 40 hours of this
>>52759851
Nice proxy mate.
>>52759887
I just love it. It was shown in discovery chan and I always watched it.
As well as Die Lüdolfs.
>>52758326
Scat and Bestiality are just forms to disgrace a women.
But our women became that disgusting that I better safe my shit and dog for something more worthy.
Until I find something I fap to mashines, yes.
>>52759896
I actually live here believe it or not,I'm mostly in
/carib/ threads.
>>52759887
Comfy:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vtZySHDtK7U
>>52759887
M A U S
A
U
S
This is what we let our children watch to become perfectly autistic German citizens in their adulthood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOcQZv783Ec
>>52759922
L u d o l f b o i s
shame one of the guys died tbqh, really enjoyed that
Would women understand why this kind of stuff us interesting/ fun/ generally enjoyable?
>>52760241
It wouldn't be called autism if it were so.
>>52760241
anon who dumped most of the files.
[spoiler]I am actually one[/spoiler]
>>52760276
Traps don't count. Nice spoilers btw
>>52756964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKwWu2w1gGk&feature=youtu.be&t=1m
>>52760276
M
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>tfw no autistic gf who enjoys machinery
>>52760372
Mate I think you'll always want something you don't share with your gf... don't really see fixing a car with your lady as something nice actually...
>>52760432
how about building one?
I love this thread, pls post more.
>>52760444
You're working maybe it would be fun to involve her in some sort of design process but when you're working you don't give two hoots about your woman what are you going to do watch her constantly while she tightens bolts or something?
>>52760508
I don't have anything more unfortunately
>>52758367
are these worms?? WTF
>>52760508
Fish-o-Filet uezs.
>>52760511
Its called creating something togheter, which is highly enjoyable for both if they are invested.
Many activities involve this like cooking, gardening, traveling and even starting a family.
>>52760584
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchiglie
>>52760553
That's a shame. Thanks for dumping though.
>>52760585
Thank you, this satisfies my autism
:DDD
Ich muss an schmutzige Dinge aufhören zu denken uezs.
>>52760584
>worms
Muschelnudeln.
>>52756964
>post things to make Germans feel like home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n55Y1C_sNjg
They love to insult people in the Internet and run away from them in real life.
>>52760241
I am one and this autism is wonderful
Have a maki, my friend
>>52760792
Trollwissenschaft.jpg
>>52760610
There are some things made to do together with a woman and some things which are not so good for that.
But okay whatever to each his own.
>>52760830
I got a whole folder of those from when /int/ first made 'em.
>>52760859
>There are some things made to do together with a woman and some things which are not so good for that.
Beer drinking and porn watching with girls is the best of all of them.
>>52760851
;D
>>52760897
I audibly laughed
>>52756964
>>52760935
:D
>>52760890
Me too
>>52756964
>posting flag of the United States of Belgium
fuck you
>>52761066
I always feel hesitant to post these but why the fuck do I even care what you fags think
>>52761117
>United States of Belgium
Time to sleep Jan
>>52761182
>why the fuck do I even care what you fags think
Because we're gonna become bffs motherfucker
>>52761191
>not knowing our country's history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Belgian_States
Fuck off Mohammed
Germans will NEVER EVER be as autistic as Finns
>>52761236
at least buy me dinner first
>>52761251
>United Belgian States
what the fuck is this degeneracy
>>52761303
This was before Napoleon and all that shit
>>52761359
I feel so fucking dumb for not knowing this has even existed at some point. Looks like Charleroi wasn't part of it, why are we kingdom now
>>52756964
Sorry i dont like arabs and africans
Germans are good at being subservient, good subjects.
But their mentally diseased minds will express itself again and again in their political actions.
>>52761515
Halt this meme, you shithead.
>>52759097
not even german 3/10 for cultural appropriation
>>52761617
>Oranje
>relevant
Kek
>>52761617
That's Loserbernd, a germany-hating fucker who lives on our welfare system
>>52761182
If you're a girl you might fear that anons will figure it out because you post maki girls
At least how I feel about posting them
>>52761812
Everybody hates Germany, deal with it.
>>52762204
Nobody forces you to live here desu.
>>52761835
>>52762110
I used to like germany because of ww2 but now you suck big brown balls
>>52761835
Loved it.
>>52762269
God damn it, adaptors are cheap as fuck.
>>52762204
Germany is the most popular country in the world, deal with it :)
>>52762204
But we all liebe Deutschland anon. <3
>>52762110
Nah i'm a dude, just love the aesthetics
>>52762354
Nederland <3
Time to destroy the thread with no survivors.
>>52761835
why did I watch all of this?
>>52760792
>>52761835
>>52760372
Fun fact: My Maximilianeum, studied at Oxford, best Abitur her year friend says men from Munich are the best for marriage.
I hope that makes you feel special.
>>52762289
owned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3MvinY66r0
>>52762336
That's what dumb sheeple believe in thanks to media propaganda.
>>52762508
But of course an ugly neet knows better
l
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>>52762354
<3
>pic related :3
>>52762392
Noice
>pic related
>>52762336
No they don't
Whole europe hates germany
>>52762761
They invested all that money into Eastern Polan and this is how you repay them?!
>>52762812
They are the ones that ruined eastern Poland in the first place
>>52762761
>>52762559
Also, I'm tired of your eternal butthurt polacke. You live in a shit country and try to make it better by leaving foreigerns out and rebuilding our forfmer cities, but in the end, it's still an ugly grey pathetic excuse of a state. Your people are ugly, you're dumb and have to take jobs in germany and work for us. Now please shut up.
>>52759137
I fucking hate you, faggot.
>>52762851
No, they ruined Western Polan, Russia ruined Eastern Polan.
Then Russia ruined all of Polan.
Then Polan ruined Czech in 1968 with a stab in the back. NEVA 4GET!!
>>52762930
>Polan ruined Czech in 1968
>POLAN
If we had anything to say in the matter we'd march eastward, not westward.
>>52762886
>our cities
>our
Wrong Hitler
They were ours, they are ours and will forever be ours
Temporary german occupation will not change that
That was perfect land and you managed to ruin it with your shit german policies and wars
Also, whole europe is tired of German bullshit
i think most europeans at this point agree, it would be better if all germans were exterminated
>>52762930
Either way, Germans are cancer that is killing europe
>>52762761
kaczka pls go
>>52763080
chill out bro this should cheer you up
>>52762886
Ayayay, someone's anus is burning already.
Now go and suck Mehmet's and his friends' dicks, they are waiting.
>>52763130
>>52762930
Germans don't give a shit about Poles, it's good that the Poles send them all packing after the war.
>>52763080
you're aware that Germany is one of the most liked countries in the world, while Polacks get hated everywhere and do nothing else other than produce shitheads with special needs like you
what the fuck is wrong with Poles on /int/ this month
>>52763170
>>52763130
Thanks man
>>52763170
>>52763177
*well the extremely nationalistic Nazi-tier ones I suppose.
>>52761024
sweating.jpg
green screen
>>52763186
>most liked
Wrong again, Hitler
Nobody likes germany and polls were fraudulent, designed in such manner that they gave that result
Poland is very popular country with plenty of allies international
>>52759075
Ferromagnetische Stoffe, in diesem Fall Fluide unter Einwirkung eines magnetischen Feldes.
>>52763269
Your only ally is the british welfare system.
>>52763269
you're literally shitposting at this point you cockroach. You're doing a good job at making people dislike your shithole even more
I love Germany so much <3
>>52763319
Last time it was enough to defeat third reich
>>52763384
pic releated
>Poland is very popular country with plenty of allies international
I like to fap to interesting chemical reactions, and find complex lab-glass setups extremely erotic.
I jus have to watch out that there are no traces of solvent or possibly corrosive chemicals on my hands when I touch my semi while drooling on a vacuum distillation (using a homemade vacuum pump from a salvaged refrigerator compressor). Let alone touch my dick with my gloves still on.
>>52763479
>russia posts
>>52763522
This is why germanic race is considered sub-human by all internationally recognized antropologists
>>52763269
>polls were fraudulent
At least post the proofs Wladislaw
>>52763540
>Poland is very popular country with plenty of allies international
>>52762204
piss off antifa cretin
at least don't procreate
>>52763621
Just go somewhere other than germany and ask anyone if he likes germans
>>52756964
1. Communism.
2. Nazism.
3. Sharia.
Truly the beacon for the rest of us.
>>52763675
I like Germans
>>52763623
>russians
>>52762269
nice... living on the edge
>>52763585
So mengele was wrong ?
>>52763705
in europe you fucktard
And I said go, not use proxy or draw other neonazis to this thread
>>52763675
Everyone likes Germany except for Poles and Jews
>>52763675
Been there. Done that.
Now don't come up with "Those people are just pretending to like you". No one will be straightforward enough to say "I hate your cunt irl".
Though I've had discussions with enough people that have been to Germany and they like it.
>>52759477
kek, just noticed license plate.
>>52763742
Yes
>>52763760
Wow r00d, this is why no one likes you. I've also never used a proxy in my life.
>>52763765
They are just butthurt
>>52763789
Don't worry, it's obvious you never went anywhere
So give up with your lies
Also, i said somwhere other than germany, it's obvious in germany you will find lots of quislings and other scum
Still better than germans tho
I bet your papa is driving trucks in germany and getting bjs from romanian gypsies at the truck stops.
>>52763863
Poland is way more popular than your war-hungry shithole will ever be
>>52758260
holy shit that's downright erotic
I believe the discussion has been highjacked by people who merely seek to amuse themselves rather than further the understanding of others of the topic at hand, so I plea the resident Germans to assist us in getting back on topic - the essence of the German soul.
What kind of food would be the most welcoming to a kraut of regular tastes are sausages truly main ingredient of your diet?
>>52763875
>it's obvious that you never went anywhere
Pic related was on my way to based Eire in September
All the things you say seem to be false assumptions
>>52763922
lel
>>52763384
a germanboo belgian... what's next?
>>52764071
I don't eat wurst that often desu
Schupfnudeln with Sauerkraut is based desu
>>52763977
why do you think it's called engineering porn
This used to be a really nice thread with some great autism.
>>52764217
curious, we don't mix pickled things with other food, it's usually a snack that goes with hard alchohol
>>52764391
*till Poland came
Ftfy
>>52764549
I am so ashamed you had to see this
>>52764531
I think Germans don't even really like it to eat pure Sauerkraut because it's pickled. At least my brother doesn't understand how I can eat it purely.
Sauerkraut goes with a lot of stuff but you can also eat Schupfnudeln with Apfelmus. It's what Americans call apple sauce
>>52764670
Sauerkraut und Leberkäse 2bh
>>52764670
>Sauerkraut goes with a lot of stuff
Here's the best possible combination
You're welcome schwab
>>52764631
It's okay, Poland
I don't know anything about guns though
>>52764723
God tier
Or Jägerschitzel
>>52764760
B-Badenser, not a Schwab :/
>>52764670
>I think Germans don't even really like it to eat pure Sauerkraut
spot the untermenschen
>>52764631
Volkdeutche pls go
Traitors not welcome
>>52764839
Schwab is a term encompassing all Germans here, properly written as "švab".
Fucking Bavarians amirite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwLdjv5Ml5M
>>52758480
some men just want to see the world burn
>>52764932
Why do you hate Western Poland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhfcdQf1QA
>>52759039
what is this?
>>52764949
I live in Baden-Württemberg and people from Württemberg are Schwaben and those from Baden are obviously Baden.
Though interesting to know that fot you we're all actually Schwaben lmao
>>52756964
My brother just doesn't enjoy eating picky stuff because it apparently "burns" if you eat too much of it lel
>>52765183
I love Poland
I hate Germans
You hate Poland and wish it to lose freedom
>>52765347
We also have this name
Szwab is equivalent of "nigger" only for germans
>>52765374
>>52765439
>>52762204
>>52762336
You both wrong.
>>52756964
>ITT: post things to make Germans feel like home.
Ich liebe deutschland ;DDD
My favorite is this very great German traditional folk song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAvlimEYEpQ
>>52765347
It's sometimes has negative connotations but depends on the context, there's some people with the surname Švab here given to them by the locals and alluding to their German ancestry.
Why the term švab encompasses all Germans is probably because we had contact with Schwabs before any other Germans so it kinda stuck.
>>52765420
Rude.
It's sometimes has negative connotations but depends on the context, there's some people with the surname Švab here given to them by the locals and alluding to their German ancestry.
>>52756964
To be quite honest, but German posters always seem to be childish, arrogant, insufferable cuntbags on /int/
No offense to those who aren't, of course
>>52762402
Cringed hard at the OCD without parenthesis and the last one with the tiles, raged a bit at the crooked manholes in number 14.
>>52765553
Do you realize they want to put you in oven and steal your land?
>>52765627
remove that first "but", I forgot to remove it when rephrasing
>>52765616
Accidentally wrote that twice.
>>52765627
this desu, most of our poster are like the poles just less butthurt
>>52765627
They are like this IRL too
Just look at their politicans in EU
>>52762402
I dont know if i have autism or not, but this hurts my stomach, neck and brain, this is disgusting.
>>52765492
zgoła bez żenady
