How was your day, /int/?
>be t. Alberto Barbosa
>wake up with wife Joaquina shouting at me
>sharpen moustache and eat alheiras before going to work
>drive Citroën C2V to the pastéis de Belém manufacturing plant in Lisboa
>spend morning in assembly line building pastéis
>lunch break, drink Porto and play soccer with colleagues
>suddenly our boss Ismail Asaad bursts into the room
>truck driver called in sick, someone needs to deliver the pastéis around Lisbon
>mfw he was nearly killed by xungas, dangerous parasites that inhabit the city suburbs
>mfw I have no face to express my terror as I'm chosen to perform the task
>get in Citroën C2V Furgoneta, follow the usual route delivering pastéis
>last neighborhood is Benfica
>stop the Furgoneta
>look around, no one in sight in the ghetto-ish sheets
>palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>about to drive away when suddenly hundreds of afro-descendants and white afro-descendants in hoodies holding pocket knifes pop out of nowhere
>they roar incomprehensible taunting, like "xé soce sai da carrinha e passa o guito fds" and "xé vou te xinar todo krlh"
>floor it, thrown rocks and knifes as I rush to the IC19
>return home, made 120€ this month
>tfw if I keep up my good work I'll be able to afford a turbocharged C2V by next summer
>shitpost on /int/ about being the last European colonial empire and complain about the Barbosa meme before going to bed
Overall it was an alright day, I guess.
>Lisbon funicular
>not graffitied as fuck
How did your picture happen?
>>52828762
>wake up,have wank, get ready for lessons and work
> Driving teacher bails so play PS4 waiting for work
> Get to work, Open till, pull out book
> Work in Airport so deal with tonnes of foreign ppl
> Everyone speaks to me in English except the french who expect me to speak french who some strange reason.
> Serve 38 customers and sell 8 tickets to London
> try reading "The second world war" by antony beevor but people keep asking for this and that
> go through my daily depression cycle
> Get train home but Lo and behold it's delayed
> cancel plans to have mcdonalds after train
> get home,eat some food, come on 4chan
> it's 2am, waiting for brother to go to bed so I can have a another wank cause I've been sleeping in the living room for 2 years now and can't get a decent job with my shitty Geography degree
that's about it really, same again tomorrow
>>52829048
The only vandalized funicular is the Bica one, as far as my days in Lisbon usually go the other two are usually clean.
>>52829191
That's actually rather depressing, Britbrah.
>>52828762
> "xé soce sai da carrinha e passa o guito fds" and "xé vou te xinar todo krlh"
>>52829048
Now it looks like something most portuguese speakers would live in. Great job.
The turist pic op posted was obviously just a marketing gimmick to make Portugal look like a developed nation.
>>52829191
>Geography degree
What were you thinking?
>>52829048
holy shit that looks fucking horrible
>>52829048
the memes are real
>>52829191
could be worse
>wake up
>sleep
>wake up
>sleep
>>52829048
That's just sad.
>>52828762
confesso que ri OP e que não me relaciono de todo com a tua história
