Impure filth need to be baptized in steel Edition.
balt
So u b sayin
A bear there was, a funky-ass bear, a funky-ass bear!
all black n' brown, n' covered wit hair.
Da bear playa! Da bear!
Oh come they holla'd, oh come ta tha fair!
Da fair, biatch? Said he yo, but I be a funky-ass bear!
All black n' brown, n' covered wit hair!
And down tha road from here ta there.
From here biaaatch! To there!
Three thugs, a goat n' a thugged-out ridin' dirty bear!
They danced n' spun, all tha way ta tha fair!
Da fair playa! Da fair!
Oh, dope dat biiiiatch was, n' pure n' fair!
Da maid wit honey up in her hair!
Her afro playa! Her hair!
Da maid wit honey up in her hair!
Da bear smelled tha scent on tha summer air.
Da bear playa! Da bear!
All black n' brown n' covered wit hair!
Dude smelled tha scent on tha summer air!
Dude sniffed n' roared n' smelled it there!
Honey on tha summer air!
Oh, I be a maid, n' I be pure n' fair!
I be bout ta never grind wit a hairy bear!
A bear playa! A bear!
I be bout ta never grind wit a hairy bear!
Da bear, tha bear!
Lifted her high tha fuck into tha air!
Da bear playa! Da bear!
I called fo' a knight yo, but you a funky-ass bear!
A bear, a funky-ass bear!
All black n' brown n' covered wit hair
Bitch kicked n' wailed, tha maid so fair,
But he licked tha honey from her hair.
Her afro playa! Her hair!
Dude licked tha honey from her hair!
Then her big-ass booty sighed n' squealed n' kicked tha air!
My fuckin bear playa! Biatch sang. My fuckin bear so fair!
And off they went, from here ta there,
Da bear, tha bear, n' tha maiden fair.
>>52545451
I will enter your heart through your bum edition.
impregnating oklahomo sub-edition
I'm considering playing Touken Ranbu for cute boys but it seems like a hassle
>>52545496
>her
>boys
>pregnant
You really are dumb.
>grocery store closed
>had to go to a gas station
>honey nut cheerios every where
>not even one box of cap n crunch not even vanilla
Its not fair lads
>>52545515
If the love is pure enough anything can happen
>>52545534
Walmart is closed?
You were going to a grocery store at this time that wasn't 24 hour?
>>52545511
>Nitroplus
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
probably not worth it
play touhou instead
>>52545555
I remember reading something about boy pregnancy in /mena/, I wish I had saved the image.
>>52545564
>walmart
FUCK
>>52545567
not really into shmups desu
>>52545590
>he doesn't think boys can get pregnant
Come on, it's 2015
>>52545602
>shmups
triggered
>>52545601
>>>>>>>>>
>>52545665
I can't into bullet hells
Music is good though
Good for studying
>>52545665
sorry
bullet hells
>muh deus vult
Come home white man, Odin is awaiting you
My friends gf is passed out in my bed. What should I do and where should I sleep?
>>52545796
Shake her and be like you in my bed dude
>>52545833
She might beat me up im scared dude
>>52545788
For the longest time I thought Denmark was a small town in Britain
>>52545788
Look man, I like Varg, but you take him too seriously and really misinterpret and project a lot of his ideals.
Varg most likely likes some Anime or Manga, he would probably read Vinland Saga and be bitchy about inaccuracies tho.
>>52545796
>>52545796
carry her to the bathroom
sleep on your bed
fuck le chivlary male martyr meme
>>52545874
Tickle her awake.
Impossible to make her mad.
>>52545875
I thought New Zealand was a part of Australia.
Still mad it isn't Tbh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQqfkbGIrI
>>52545946
it isn't?
I should be in bed. I can't sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdmESWx5cxc
>>52545874
Plant a big smooch on her forehead to send her into a nostalgic memory of her early childhood
>>52545946
Its not?
>>52545914
Tickle her with my dick?
>>52546002
nice brat
>>52546048
the nicest
>when you forget cuteposters are boys
I must stay pure
Goodnight guys may your impregnation be successful
>>52546363
Goodnight anon and dont you worry we will have Oklahoma primed and ready for baby pumping before long
>>52546419
He was born ready desu.
yearmix still not uploaded
>>52546501
>04:45:04
>>52546502
>04:45:04
>>52546352
how could you possibly forget? I've never seen a girl cutepost before
Goodnight /cum/sluts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lQDPOfMUIA
Is this normal to try with your sister?
http://exhentai.org/g/855574/56bd4cc28b/
>>52546576
goodnight anon
>>52546607
>>52546576
night dude
Dead hours have /cum/ and so I leave for sleep good night /cum/!
>>52546585
What the fuck?
>>52547006
nighty night
>>52547006
sweet dreams
>Went to sleep last night at 10 because my legs hurt and i was miserable
>wake up at 5
>can't sleep more
>legs still hurt
D:
>>52547604
Are you working your legs, or are you just sick?
Please try to give yourself two days rest after working a muscle group, anonymous.
what the fuck is with everyone going to sleep
I mean, no matter where you are on the continent right now, this is not an acceptable time to go to bed. I just woke up.
>have been applying to jobs secretly hoping I don't get one
>No one has called me back
it's like magic, /cum/
>>52550861
get a job you free-loading slob.
>>52550861
>no one has called me back
It's because you need to call a few days after applying to follow through with lazy managers. Shows them you actually want the job so they take your application more seriously.
>>52550840
People in this general are seriously dysfunctional
Rise and shine, morning glory~
>>52552222
Nice quads
good morning /cum/. are you prepared for xmas?
>>52552222
witnessed
>>52552433
I have an oversized santa sweater to wear and all my shopping done, I'd say yes.
>>52552433
Bought a tree for my mother, took some pictures for a postcard. I got all presents I needed to get, so I'd say I'm ready.
>Tfw getting steam games for all my close friends for dirt cheap
It's nice to finally show them some appreciation without having to totally fuck my wallet.
This bread sucks
Anyone else /NEET/ here? I am for a few more weeks until I go back to school. Left school in October. Feelin bad.
>>52552722
>>52552568
fugg, i forgot how stressful it can be doing up xmas like that. my family doesn't really celebrate anymore (we're all adults and neither my brother nor i have kids), so all we're doing is cooking dinner, hanging out drinking and playing cards. i used to do a ton of shopping and spend a few days at my mom's place and a few at my dad's (and he lives in Florida so it was a long trip). awful feel.
>>52545636
Triggered
>>52553175
>so all we're doing is cooking dinner, hanging out drinking and playing cards
This is totally a comfy and fun way to spend your Christmas. We're doing the same thing except for with presents and fondue. Drinking with your family usually produces top tier bantz as well.
>>52553175
My father, mother, and grandparents all refuse to be with each other so I have to visit all three of them separately.
They really ruin the feel of this holiday, they're basically fucking children.
>I'm into Orientalism, feminism and tea
My little cousins are here today
>>52556327
Anonymous why do you have so many tissues everywhere?
Are you sick?
What're you playing cum
>storming outside
>wearing poncho
>wake and bake
im so cozy guys
these holidays are off to a good start
>>52556384
Currently trying to get Civ V to run without shitting itself on this awful work computer I'm using. Slow paced autism simulators are great for passing time on shifts.
When I get home I'm planning on working through The Witcher: ED more. I'm on chapter II still so it's a snoozefest so far but I've been told it gets much more fun on chapter III.
Going to grind out some Guild Wars 2 tonight while watching the original Pokemon series from the beginning.
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT SO MUCH
>>52556492
I had a great game as the Maya that pooped out on me right before an autosave was scheduled.
Lost enough progress to piss me off, haven't played Civ V in a week.
Great game though, the crashes are infrequent but rage inducing.
>>52556559
I miss GW1 back when it was just Prophecies.
Good times, fun community.
Naked dance parties in every capital 24/7.
And leveling became a joke in the expansions.
>>52556617
Ty finnbro, likewise.
>>52556385
>snowy morning wake n bake
Jelly af. If I wasn't at work I would cradling my bong and drinking coffee watching the Blizzard outside.
>>52556560
Yeah, It's a lot of fun. I'm looking to use it to help me get into EUIV as well since all of its content is on sale right now for like 25-30 bucks.
>>52554979
jesus, that's awful. sorry to hear it friendo.
>>52556384
Cook, Serve, Delicious! it's cute for $2 anyway.
>>52556617
why is that Chinese character speaking left to right?
How is everyone?
>>52556384
HuniePop and Papers Please
>>52556385
Happy holidays pal
>>52556559
Sounds way too nice. I have work.
eating plain white rice
Better not have shitty/sluggish feeling later
>>52556384
Distant Worlds: Universe
I had a friend tell me he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore because he doesn't think Social Security counts as federal spending and I was proving him wrong in multiple ways.
>>52558603
Reminder that it's either ball or draw
>>52558660
He got mad because he tried to pass the discretionary spending(of which the military budget makes up the vast majority) as total spending, saying we spend 57 percent of our budget on the military. Then I posted the total spending chart (pic related) and he said It's wrong to include social security/welfare in that chart because "it's the people's money." Which, by that logic, there can't really be a federal spending chart, as taxes is nothing more than the peoples money being used by the government.
>>52558809
She sounds like a mook 2bf
>>52559324
Pretty much. It irks me more that he'd cease being my friend after 18 years because of his stubborn ignorance. He's one of those people who preaches about tolerance and acceptance and shit, but if you disagree with him, or support someone/something he doesn't like, he wont hesitate to chastise you. Shit's retarded. Dude's a bigot to the max.
>>52556327
Show them your results and hug them
>>52559405
You're better off in the long run. Birds of a feather and all that
If you don't like column shifters, I don't like you
>>52559484
Yeah, I know. Just irritating to have two real close friends pull the same shit in 6 month span. I've never understood the need to surround yourself with only like minded people and shut out everything that contradicts your thought process.
Also, spot the issue here
>>52559537
It's called circlejerking and it's one of the biggest cogs in the gizmo of life
I trust none of you are language plebs
>>52559630
T2 cryptophasiatic here
>>52559630
There was this silliest of language I came across few days ago on a textboard. I don't remember the name.
What the fuck is this thread
>>5255963
>Wakawaka
What the fuck, Fozzie is a language?
The collapse of the USSR was a mistake
>>52560820
Commies out
>>52560820
Everything about the USSR was a mistake
>>52560820
fuck off
>>52560915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTCkuHc__ZQ
Never
>>52560909
i am going to need evidence for that
>>52560820
I agree
I'd much rather retain in the Russian bloc, even if communism was formarly overthrown
>>52560868
Putin is anything but communist, yet even he said it was a geopolitical tragedy
>>52560956
>proofs
Look at the Ukraine
>>52561047
WOWOWOWOWOOWW a pole who does not hate Russia!
>>52561047
>Putin is anything but communist
Putin was literally KGB
He isn't anything other than an opportunist who has his own self interest in mind.
>>52561060
those bitches are the jews of the slavs
![27582702[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m7Hla0G.jpg "27582702[1].jpg")
George Washington's Eggnog Recipe
One quart cream, one quart milk, one dozen tablespoons sugar, one pint brandy, ½ pint rye whiskey, ½ pint Jamaica rum, ¼ pint sherry—mix liquor first, then separate yolks and whites of [one dozen] eggs, add sugar to beaten yolks, mix well. Add milk and cream, slowly beating. Beat whites of eggs until stiff and fold slowly into mixture. Let set in cool place for several days. Taste frequently.
>>52561174
Wow what an awful counterpoint.
I don't even know if I want a gf lads. I want to be a stallion... I guess.
>tfw I have 3 internet gfs on the go but don't know which one I want to commit to and end up marrying
Who /decisions/ here, bros?
hot cakes
>>52561444
>internet gfs
Does women even take that seriously?
>>52561444
This is why I'd never date anyone online
>>52561444
I was about to make fon of your internet """""""""""gfs"""""""""""""""but those trips won't allow me.
morning, buds
I drive a ford focus 2005 two doors, and you don't
>>52561444
>yfw you realize all 3 of you gfs have 3 internet bfs, 1 irl bf, and 3-4 orbiters
>>52561529
I don't know, I'm probably getting cucked desu. But it HAS worked in the past, I had a internet gf from America, and we actually ended up in a serious relationship and fugged a lot everytime we met up. She was actually the first girl I actually was in a relationship with that I could see myself with for the rest of my life. It's so much easier to find girls with similar interests online than those I meet in my everyday life.
Why is Mexico such a disgusting country?
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/manitoba/vigfusson-dead-mexico-manitoba-interlake-1.3377941
>>52561385
Ukraine was better when it was part of the USSR, now it is poor and filled of retards who wana suck EUs duck
>>52561603
I drive a Ford Focus 2014 hatchback with 4 doors and 35.5 mpg.
You don't.
>>52561603
>I drive a ford focus 2005
Why are Mexicans so poor?
>>52561603
I drive a 2009 Toyota tacoma
>>52561611
Sounds beautiful except for the part that she probably was Cucking you too. I think I would never take Internet relationships seriously, that's why I rejected a Russian girl that wanted to be my "girlfriend".
>>52561444
When you chat with an internet gf you're chatting with everyone they've ever chatted with
>>52561619
Why are Mexicans so stupid?
>>52561707
It could be, I'll never really know. I've been in plenty of relationships in real life that I end up ending because I get bored of them. Girls with nothing in common with me tend to be attracted to me, and I give it a shot but I'm not the type of person to just settle for someone because its convenient and easy sex. They also tend to be girls without opinions and not much of an education. It makes for a boring time. I'm not saying a girl needs to act like a dude for me to be attracted to them, but I cant tell you the amount of girls I dated that's future was being a dancer or singer or some other unrealistic retarded bullshit.
>>52561707
why are mexicans such perverts?
>>52561856
prove me wrong
>>52561856
Hey that's the chihuahua fag who likes to spam communist shit. Ignore him.
>>52562232
That's hot
>>52561856
I know a mexican girl who's really smart.
>tfw she'll never be my gf
>>52562320
Misden Leon?
>>52561948
Why pervert?
Hi am from Japan.
Your site is cute. I am in your site for many many time, but I no understando all.
What you talk? What is the favorite discussion you say please?
Sorry for my question. Bye bye America.
>>52562442
Designated shitting streets
Sikhs are bro tier
Poo in the loo
>>52562442
We talk about anime and Alberto Barbosa
instead of proving me wrong, you just ignore me haha
>>52562584
What did this poster literally mean by this?
>>52562402
Her name was Sofia :^(
>>52562621
He's Mexican
He doesn't know any better
>>52562442
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1ST WORST ENEMY POSTING ON MY /cum/
>>52562584
gas yourself
>>52562544
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52562584
communism is bad
>>52562636
I banged a mexican girl named misden who I met in Munich
Honestly can't tell if she's not interested or if she's just fucking oblivious lads.
I asked her to the movies, and she said her friends wanted to go but if I didn't want them to come that was fine. I said they could come but then me and her should do something afterwards and she said that was fine (it didn't happen though).
>drooled on my pillow so much it looks like there's a big cum stain on it
I didn't even know I drooled in my sleep that much
rina
>>52562738
Hard to say from this situation alone. Worth at least one more attempt before it's confirmed not interested desu
>>52562764
Cum poured out of your mouth
You must have been sleep blowing again
hi
so dudes, seeing how Muslim shits are obsessed with Europe and USA, and soon Canada once the former are full, will Mexico become a white safe haven? amongst Mexicans of course.
obviously Muslims don't go there, they love whitey. is Mexico truly the final destination once Muslims ruin Europe and USA?
>>52562844
No, we're nuking Mexico
>>52562815
we were studying last week and afterwards we were watching some telenova and we cuddled for a bit. That's why I feel like she's just oblivious, like what else could me putting my head in her lap mean?
>>52562844
Muslims in Canada is just the meme of the week. 50K isn't really all that much in the grand scheme of things desu.
>>52562890
>>52562646
>>52561856
What's with the mad canadian?
>>52562415
Because me cojo a tu hermanita sin condon
>>52562890
but then how will we mow our lawns?
>>52562942
I'm not sure. Best to ignore him desu
>>52562950
You can keep the Mexican slaves you have now
>>52562890
Good idea
>>52562950
guess its time to start having sons
>>52562944
jaja este baltico groserito
>>52563164
>>52562738
>I asked her to the movies
mistake
>she said her friends wanted to go
she's not into you
more tunes less anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbs73cSl320
I like Mexicans
why can't that be said without me, or other fellow white americans being called chicano? Mexicans are very much the minority here in the US believe it or not.
I see no problems with them. sure I wish the ilelgals would fuck off and become legal, but besides that, they do nothing wrong. shootouts, petty thievery belongs to blacks. blowing shit up and shooting masses belong to muslims.
Mexicans know how to party, they are hard working for scraps, they have same beliefs as us, they bring great food.
I like Mexicans. and no I am no chicano. but go ahead and say it Argentina and Chile, like you always do.
I like Mexicans. nothing wrong with them.
>>52563174
Stop speaking Martian you fuck
>>52563294
Spic detected
>>52563268
>It's that simple
>>52563294
t. juan rodriguez
>>52563011
I dont want mexican slaves
>>52563174
Senpai Mehhiko noticed me :3
Pero fuera de pedos, los Mexicanos somos muy pervertidos y albureros, es parte de nuestra cultura.
Just got an oil change, but my change oil light is still on.
And now back to your regularly scheduled program
>>52545980
Piper is a qt
>yearmix is online
>>52563380
Then reset your maintenance light.
missed yall
>>52563380
unplug your battery desu
>>52563380
>not changing your own oil
R O B U S T
>>52563486
This is the idiot's way of doing it
>>52563380
Just look up your car model and look up how to reset the light online.
NOT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Canada, United Stantes and Mexico
>>52563622
delete this
>>52563622
More like dumb dumber and dumberer lmao
the NWS wouldn't lie on christmas eve, right?
First time that 4chan was down where I didn't care. I might be getting better lads.
>>52563707
More like Fucking obnoxious idiots idiots and idiotest lmao
>>52563713
fuck
>>52563745
Leave Europe out of this
>raining
>tfw it would be snowing if it wasn't so warm
Please, Americans, tell me how it is like to live in the greatest country of the Earth, in the Empire, I'll never know that feel.
me on the right
>>52563872
You're all Americans.
>>52563872
its pretty average. tbqh
>>52563872
It's alright
>>52563872
its alright
https://vine.co/v/iKgOgKiDTaI
>>52563872
Pretty casual desu
>reverse racism isn't real
Nobody ACTUALLY believes this right? They just post it because they think people will like them for it, right?
>>52563904
>>52563924
But how is it like? I want to know how is it living in a world of freedom, united by the dollar and the Mcdonalds
>>52563967
Only gold medalists can mock the runner ups
>>52564009
who is who in your analogy?
>>52563750
share jetstream pls
>>52563967
racism isn't real
there's only the strong and the weak
good morning /int/
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you.
>>52564024
The Bhutanese are the gold medalists and the runner ups are everone else
>>52564122
good morning anonymous
How patrician are you /cum/?
I'm between type II and type III
>>52564122
It's like 1pm-4pm in the continental US...
http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=mexico
>Besides supporting local police, the Mexican military has committed to international disaster relief initiatives with a future eye to United Nations-led peacekeeping involvement.
>>52564199
What's Taylor Swift?
>>52564199
>no field recordings
Transcended
What's it like for a straight man to have sex with a gay man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fl9yZUwbhs
>american culture
wew lads
retard girl is crying again
rec me movies that Dads like. For reference he loved Sicario
>>52564322
*wigger culture
but let's be honest, it might as well be american culture at this point
how my mom died, why im not going to her funeral.
So as you guys may know, I haven’t had the best relationship with my mom. She’s an insufferable bitch, didn’t respect my veganism, had the audacity to cook BACON and EGGS in my house, and ultimately just made me extremely angry all the time. I even moved out for a while but then I moved back in.
Anyways, she’s not with us anymore I guess. Which kind of sucks but what can you do. Basically, she had a cardiary infraction, and had to go to the hospital. They revived her which was good but then they put her on some pills. So when she came home, she explained to us that she needed the pills to stay healthy. My grandparents came down for a while to help with this. So, here’s the problem. Pills are almost always made with gelatin, which, as you may know, comes from cow bones. And that’s wrong. I wanted to help my mom be less cruel AND I knew that being vegan helps your heart, so I looked up homeopathic remedies that would help with heart issues. I ordered them for her, threw out her old murder pills, and replaced them with the homeopathic pills made from pectin instead of gelatin. And she didn’t seem to notice for a while, but then like a couple of months later, she had another cardiary infraction and this time the scarring in her pulmonary tubes was too severe and we lost her.
>>52564316
I hope this helps
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/heres-what-its-like-to-be-a-straight-man-who-has-sex-with-other-men_564df334e4b00b7997f97d8b
>>52564349
And I didn’t go to her funeral. And you’re probably thinking, wow, what a horrible person, she didn’t go to her own mothers funeral. But I didn’t go for two reasons: 1) I knew they would serve meat as a snack and that’s fucking ridiculous. And 2) my own family accused me of somehow hurting her by replacing her murder gelatin death evil pills with the good vegan heart healthy pectin pills. But that’s literally retarded because all they could have done was help her. So. Yeah. Felt good getting that off my chest.
Also I dropped out of college.. which kind of sucks but I have a new job now as a waitress at a cute vegan cafe. So that’s good! :) hope u guys have been alright. I’ll answer any questions if you have any!
>>52564349
>>52564316
Like talking with an ugly girl when you really just want to vegetate
>>52564316
depends how drunk you are tb h
Brown sluts
>>52564349
>>52564391
bad copypasta
Just found out my parents are frying a turkey for Christmas
>>52564304
type I
>>52564391
>>52564349
The fact that there are actual people like this makes me rage.
>>52564349
hello reddit
>>52564453
gross
>>52564453
WHITE SUTS
>>52564316
>straight man to have sex with a gay man
thats a paradox
>>52563415
I need to fucking jack off but there's no lock on my door and I'm afraid my dad will walk in at any second
>>52564515
much better
>>52564054
but you're STILL getting more rain than we are
>>52564535
thanks dude u2
>>52564565
Beat off in your car or in the bathroom/shower.
>>52564565
go into the bathroom
